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Pinocchio

neris · 2014-09-07 20:48:25

Pinocchio was fed up with the recent complaints from his wife. "Every time we make love, I get splinters." So, Pinocchio went back to his maker, Gipetto the Carpenter, for advice. "Sandpaper," said the carpenter, "that’s what you need." So, Pinocchio took the sandpaper home. A few weeks later, the carpenter bumped into…

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Pinocchio was fed up with the recent complaints from his wife.

"Every time we make love, I get splinters."

So, Pinocchio went back to his maker, Gipetto the Carpenter, for advice. "Sandpaper," said the carpenter, "that’s what you need."

So, Pinocchio took the sandpaper home.

A few weeks later, the carpenter bumped into Pinocchio again. "How are you getting along with the girls now?"

"Who needs girls?" replied Pinocchio.

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