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How long has it been since you had a Shift??

  • 12-06-2010 12:12pm
    #1
    LoanShark
    Registered Users Posts: 949 ✭✭✭


    I'm married and have been with my other half for nearly eight years (Married 4 months) But I was just thinking about when I used to go to discos and get a girl and go for a shift or a 'wear' as you would hear in Dublin...

    Nowadays its all about making Love and Holding and Cuddleing and os course S-E-X..(Dont get me wrong I enjoy some of this,I'm sure you can guess)

    But I miss the days of going round the back of the night club OR on the occasional night finding the darkest corner and shifting a girl..It was probably more the fun in (a)Getting a tug (b)Feeling a pair of Boobies (c)The chance of getting caught.. (d) All Three...

    I reckon it has been at least 6 or more years since we went and had a proper shift...


Comments

  • #2
    Fukuyama
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭Fukuyama


    Only married four months and he misses the single life....:rolleyes:


  • #3
    Tefral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,377 ✭✭✭Tefral


    Id say any boardsies that freqent coppers regularly will be saying "only last night"

    I remember underage discos as a teenager, they were the job, they would put Hugh Hefners playboy mansion to shame.


  • #4
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,899 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    I worked 7.30 til 12.30 this morning


  • #5
    Charlie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,815 ✭✭✭Charlie


    Never, as i'm not some sort of turnip muching mulla culchie.


  • #6
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    It's been so long that I forgot what 'shift' stood for.

    Thanks OP for bringing back some harmless memories :D


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  • #7
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    *Looks at watch*


    16 years, 9 months, 9 days.


    Not that I'm counting


  • #8
    Elessar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,261 ✭✭✭Elessar


    Thursday.

    I work odd hours you see.


  • #9
    robbie_998
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,222 ✭✭✭robbie_998


    I worked 8.00 til 12.00 this morning


  • #10
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    "How long has it been since you had a shift??"











    ...ask your ma what time she left my gaff, then take away 15 minutes;)


  • #11
    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,145 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    Jesus, don't think I've heard the word 'shift' used like that since I was 16... "will ye shift hur" *cringe*
    wtf is the etymology on that one, never understood it.
    Same thing with "will ye meet her?" ... "meat her" I could understand. :pac:


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  • #12
    The_Minister
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    *Does maths*

    *Rocks in corner and cries*


  • #13
    4chan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3 ✭4chan


    3 weeks ago I was approached by a girl i knew to see from my course. Most guys would probably consider her hot but she was kinda skinny so i had her in the "possible tranny" category. Anyway, she told me she always thought i was hot and remembering how long it was since i last "shifted" i obliged like the drunken fool i was.

    Then she wanted me to sit with her friends who are total dickwads so I left her be. At the end of the night i went back up to her with a friend and asked her would she be interested in a spitroast. She was actually considering it and had actually said yes but her cockblocking friends (the dickwads from before) muttered something about her being drunk and dragged her off :mad::mad::mad:.

    True story.


  • #14
    Rowley Birkin QC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,248 ✭✭✭Rowley Birkin QC


    My friend wants to know will you shift me.


  • #15
    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    Daz wouldn't shift ya


  • #16
    supersaint3
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 281 ✭✭supersaint3


    4chan wrote: »
    3 weeks ago I was approached by a girl i knew to see from my course. Most guys would probably consider her hot but she was kinda skinny so i had her in the "possible tranny" category. Anyway, she told me she always thought i was hot and remembering how long it was since i last "shifted" i obliged like the drunken fool i was.

    Then she wanted me to sit with her friends who are total dickwads so I left her be. At the end of the night i went back up to her with a friend and asked her would she be interested in a spitroast. She was actually considering it and had actually said yes but her cockblocking friends (the dickwads from before) muttered something about her being drunk and dragged her off :mad::mad::mad:.

    True story.

    Do not cross the streams buddy!


  • #17
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    In the 80s with a bogger.

    The only situation in which I remember hearing the word "shift".


  • #18
    Luno
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,840 ✭✭✭Luno


    Misread the title without the f.

    Thought that 16 years was a bit long for that! :eek:


  • #19
    The Master
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,320 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    Its been a long time, been a long time,
    Been a long lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.

    /Plant


  • #20
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    This day last week. was gonna go for tit but then remembered my age...


  • #21
    mardybumbum
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,939 ✭✭✭mardybumbum


    If ya can't lift her, dont shift her.


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  • #22
    Dr. Baltar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,252 ✭✭✭Dr. Baltar


    Umm.... when did college exams end?


  • #23
    Junco Partner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,291 ✭✭✭Junco Partner


    thursdayy two weeks ago we were out for l.c grad night in hayses in thurles. i cant remember much of it there was a lot of alchohol. i vaguely remember the "act" and distinctly remember her saying "jeez your breath stinks of fags" afterwards:(:(. ... bitch:D haha


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