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Little bastard went for my ankles!

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  • 11-06-2010 12:35am
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    Mr Benevolent
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    Walking home today from the shops when some little ball of dog fur launches itself at my ankles. Now dogs love me. It's the opposite with women though. Only the attractive ones love me. But I'm getting off the point. This little fuzzball manages to connect with my ankle and is just biting down as I jerk my leg free! He was ineffectually supervise by a 12 year old who said nothing, even after the third time he goes for me. She doesn't even respond to my witty repartee. Thankfully there's no damage to my leg, but the little bastard is waiting for me, I just know it.

    So AHers, should I have kicked him into orbit or not?


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    easyeason3
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    No leave the dog alone.
    Perhaps you could have kicked the kid into orbit?

    Any chance it was a Jack Russell? Vicious little feckers.


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    Sea Sharp
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    yea you should have. Teach that bitch a lesson.


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    Bonito
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    If dogs don't normally go for you then yes. Lift the evil little bastard off the ground with a swift kick!


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    big_show
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    Kick the damn dog! It'll teach the dog not to bite again and your doing the next guy he comes across a favor!


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    epgc3fyqirnbsx
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    Kill them both with fire! :mad:

    Ah no, it happens, I got a really cool scar from my mates dog who bit me on the calf when I was hammering my mate. 'Twas all in the name of good fun :)


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    WindSock
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    Stupid cats.


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    KevinVonSpiel
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    Confab wrote: »
    Walking home today from the shops when some little ball of dog fur launches itself at my ankles. Now dogs love me. It's the opposite with women though. Only the attractive ones love me. But I'm getting off the point. This little fuzzball manages to connect with my ankle and is just biting down as I jerk my leg free! He was ineffectually supervise by a 12 year old who said nothing, even after the third time he goes for me. She doesn't even respond to my witty repartee. Thankfully there's no damage to my leg, but the little bastard is waiting for me, I just know it.

    So AHers, should I have kicked him into orbit or not?

    Yep. Go for it.


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    easyeason3
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    KevinVonSpiel wrote: »
    Yep. Go for it.


    MY DOG RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    IN YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Micky Dolenz shut the last thread down, why I don't know :D


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    Bonito
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    easyeason3 wrote: »
    MY DOG RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    IN YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Micky Dolenz shut the last thread down, why I don't know :D
    He told you why. :)


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    johngalway
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    SpaceDogOne ready for blast off.


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    easyeason3
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    Bonito wrote: »
    He told you why. :)

    And I chose to ignore it.
    A harmless thread is all it was.
    I feel like *looks over shoulder* he's a *whispers* Nazi. Shhhhh.


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    Offy
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    If it was me Id bite the dog, that would teach him a lesson he wouldnt forget!


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    Zombienosh
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    I thought gary coleman died?


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    KevinVonSpiel
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    easyeason3 wrote: »
    MY DOG RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    IN YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Micky Dolenz shut the last thread down, why I don't know :D

    WTF?

    Stick a straw up your hound's arse & blow it up like a balloon for all I care...


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    Ruu_Old
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    Connect with a running clothesline on the kid! BOOM! :mad:


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    Son Of A Vidic
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    One word - Garryowen.


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    Local-womanizer
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    medicman2009 wrote: »
    One word - Garryowen.

    I know him,nice fella.


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    Offy
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    3............2......1...launch :D


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    ham_n_mustard
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    maybe you should have got down and tried to lick the dogs red rocket, that way nobody will let their dogs near you in future. Upside: your ankles be grand, Downside: speaks for itself really


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    Sid_Justice
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    I'm not sure, it would depend on the circumstances. If it was a smallish dog and it was just nipping at me, I don't think giving it a boot would be a nice thing to do. You could easily break its ribs. If it was a bigger dog and it was actually threatening, it's hard to know if kicking would be much help but I wouldn't hold back if I felt I was in danger.

    I do like dogs but I don't feel any of them have the right to bite people for any reason (except perhaps, serious trespassing). I think the correct response would to find out who that girls parents were (the dog owners) knock on their door (or send a letter if you're worried they might be knackers) and explain to them you will contact the dog warden and make a full complaint if you see/hear of similar behaviour.

    People that allow their dogs to harass people should not be indulged.


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    Son Of A Vidic
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    Local-womanizer wrote: »
    I know him,nice fella.

    Yip that's him alright, he lives near Sean South.


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    Lone Stone
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    I always carry a my trusty brick on a string with me for situations like this, little dog attack BAM when bricks on strings attack


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    jd007
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    Run up to it, call it a sissy and run away.


    That'll show him.


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    #25
    Local-womanizer
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    medicman2009 wrote: »
    Yip that's him alright, he lives near Sean South.

    Sean South is a bit of a dick though in fairness.


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    congo_90
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    Should set that dog up like a free kick. And the owner for sh*Ts and giggles of course. nothing like looking out the window to see a dog fly past to greet your morning...


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    ancapailldorcha
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 37,482 CMod ✭✭✭✭ancapailldorcha


    Ah... Dog hatred.

    Why... only today I had a restrained Alsatian look at me and the message was undeniable:
    "Another time & place and I'd be painting the walls with yer blood ya wee ****."

    It was a Northern Irish Alsatian...

    We sat again for an hour and a half discussing maps and figures and always getting back to that most damnable creation of the perverted ingenuity of man - the County of Tyrone.

    H. H. Asquith



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    Hank_Jones
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    Confab wrote: »
    She doesn't even respond to my witty repartee

    I'm intruiged as to what the witty repartee was?

    Please share. :p


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    Doc
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    I would defiantly have kicked it if it bit me.

    Obviously its owner hasn’t trained it well at all. It often happens with smaller dogs as people are less likely to discipline a small dog then they are a big one.

    What if it had been a small child it attacked?

    At least if you kicked the dog it might learn that there are consequences to it attacking people.

    To be honest a kick would have been mild compared to what you could have had done which is call the Gardaí who could have had the dog put down.


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    K-9
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    Dogs can sense your past. Karma.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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    MrStuffins
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    K-9 wrote: »
    Dogs can sense your past. Karma.

    Quite the ironic Username, but dogs can sense your past? I had no idea Derek Acorah was on boards!

    If it had happened to me, the little fecker would be playing fetch with Laika soon afterwards


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