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What would you do in Bertie shoes?

  • 23-03-2012 7:10pm
    #1
    patwicklow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,937 ✭✭✭


    Just browsing here looking for a good pair of running shoes

    http://www.bertieshoes.com


Comments

  • #2
    Big Johnson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭Big Johnson


    Buy a bean bag that farts


  • #3
    dark crystal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,962 ✭✭✭✭dark crystal


    Do a Ronnie Biggs and retire with my ill gotten gains to a South American paradise.


  • #4
    eth0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,635 ✭✭✭eth0


    I'd fix the "Introduction's"


  • #5
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Sell them.


  • #6
    patwicklow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,937 ✭✭✭patwicklow


    Looking for a pair so i wont be to big for my BOOTS..


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  • #7
    wildefalcon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 935 ✭✭✭wildefalcon


    Laugh, Laugh, laugh! !!!


  • #8
    grey_so_what
    Registered Users Posts: 19,749 ✭✭✭✭grey_so_what


    Is Bertie's shoe size the size of his neck????..

    Just wondering? :)


  • #9
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    I'd fumigate them first.


  • #10
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    Open a Bank account.


  • #11
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    I'd booby trap them and give them back.


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  • #12
    later12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    I'd bang my daughter.


  • #13
    leggit
    Registered Users Posts: 936 ✭✭✭leggit


    a poop


  • #14
    MisterEpicurus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 588 ✭✭✭MisterEpicurus


    If I were in Bertie's shoes, I'd do Ireland a favour and jump off the Cliffs of Moher, while leaving all the money in a will back to the Irish tax payer.


  • #15
    Plazaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    Infacta, technically they're loafers not shoes.

    But I would walk a mile in his shoes. I'd be a mile away, he'd be shoeless.


  • #16
    patwicklow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,937 ✭✭✭patwicklow


    wildefalcon wrote: »
    Laugh, Laugh, laugh! !!!

    good to see u have a sense of humor...


  • #17
    flanders1979
    Closed Accounts Posts: 638 ✭✭✭flanders1979


    If I was Bertie? Hmmmm
    Self immolation.


  • #18
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    id fuck myself under a 16A outside saint lukes


  • #19
    Gee Bag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,541 ✭✭✭Gee Bag


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    id fuck myself under a 16A outside saint lukes

    Why would you masturbate beneath a bus?


  • #20
    grey_so_what
    Registered Users Posts: 19,749 ✭✭✭✭grey_so_what


    Gee Bag wrote: »
    Why would you masturbate beneath a bus?

    Photos please.

    Otherwise I won't believe you.:mad:


  • #21
    kollegeknight
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭kollegeknight


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh163n1lJ4M

    or maybe "I am a crook"

    But he probably is:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPX5mRSQ3pw


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  • #22
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    later12 wrote: »
    I'd bang my daughter.

    But his daughters aren't hot? :confused:


  • #23
    Steven81
    Registered Users Posts: 1,249 ✭✭✭Steven81


    If i was Bertie i would see what tabloid would buy my side of the tribunal for the biggest price and if i was low on money ask my friends for a loan!!!!.


  • #24
    strobe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bntX9nhn0-A


  • #25
    kollegeknight
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭kollegeknight


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSHaCzb3yYk


  • #26
    oppenheimer1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,084 ✭✭✭oppenheimer1


    Spend ALL the money!


  • #27
    Jim_Kiy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 482 ✭✭Jim_Kiy


    Get a BER cert..rating G.


  • #28
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    But his daughters aren't hot? :confused:

    With all the shite he's done a little bit of incest doesn't seem that bad. After all any holes a goal.


  • #29
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Do what any sensible Gangster, Conman, Tax (cough) exile does ie, gtf out of the country and live someplace else ...assuming he can take his pension with him to.


  • #30
    peckerhead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭peckerhead


    Piss in them.


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  • #31
    FoxT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,204 ✭✭✭FoxT


    this clip disgusts me to this day...I'm not suggesting Bertie take a dose of his own medicine, although I am tempted to.
    He should relinquish his pensions, secretaries, office , etc or whatever perks he has these days, and he should issue a formal apology to the people of ireland.


    http://bit.ly/6l2Az6


  • #32
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,191 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Hire Chuck Norris for protection.


  • #33
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    FoxT wrote: »
    this clip disgusts me to this day...I'm not suggesting Bertie take a dose of his own medicine, although I am tempted to.
    He should relinquish his pensions, secretaries, office , etc or whatever perks he has these days, and he should issue a formal apology to the people of ireland.


    http://bit.ly/6l2Az6
    At least ...

    That old saying of '' you can fool some of the people some of the time but you can't fool all of the people all of the time '' has never in this instance been more true
    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    Hire Chuck Norris for protection.
    No fcuking joking either ...


  • #34
    KKkitty
    Registered Users Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    I'd fake my own death and change my identity.


  • #35
    later12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    But his daughters aren't hot?
    Neither was Celia, but that didn't stop Bert.


  • #36
    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    Tie the laces *shrug*


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  • #37
    Babybuff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭Babybuff


    I'd try a jig or a reel, I'd say they're a few sizes too big an would make clipity cloppity noises and it would make it sound like I was Michael Flatley


  • #38
    Ronin247
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭Ronin247


    What would I do in Berties shoes?.......a big steaming turd.


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