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Naming your belongings

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Mossy Monk wrote:
    My PC goes by the name PC
    My laptop goes by the name of laptop
    My car is called car
    My home is called home

    And so on

    What about your phone?

    Me, I don't name anything really... my cat's name is Cat... So if I didn't name my pet, you can bet I didn't name inanimate objects like my laptop.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    i have named my cars - my first car was called kenny 'cos he was orange and south park had just come out

    my second car was called Vincent Williams (VM Golf)

    and my current car is arabella because i was in the middle of a nervous breakdown at the time:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,484 ✭✭✭✭Stephen


    The only one of my posessions that has a name is my PC, and only because Windows looks for one when you install it. It is called Calculon in honour of Futurama :)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Mahatma coat


    OK Now I have machine envy :)

    I want weapons on my Dozer


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,976 ✭✭✭✭humanji


    There's nothing wrong with the name Maureen, it's just not a good name for a Cock!!!:) :)

    Plus, when you have sex with a woman, you're technically a lesbian, which I think is pretty cool!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    DaveMcG wrote:
    What about your phone?

    I call it a phone. It is a trend that continues for all of my posessions. I too had a cat that I called cat.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,082 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    It's my sexbox and I call her sorny.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,483 ✭✭✭✭daveirl


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,976 ✭✭✭✭humanji


    Mossy Monk wrote:
    I call it a phone. It is a trend that continues for all of my posessions. I too had a cat that I called cat.
    I know a guy with a cat called Dog and a dog called Cat.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Sounds like a real bundle of laughs,that guy:cool:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 19,976 ✭✭✭✭humanji


    Ironically enough, he is.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Obscure Family Guy reference

    Quality.


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 67,845 Mod ✭✭✭✭L1011


    All my PCs have hostnames, does that count?

    Oh, and EVERY car is named Betsy unless you rename it, thought that was a given...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 436 ✭✭lezizi


    Yep.

    Witness the bore evacuator. (The bulgy bit on the gun tube)
    http://data.primeportal.net/iraq/ntmtnk2.JPG

    We weren't allowed paint naked women on them like the pilots would though. Skulls were sometimes acceptable. Within those limits, you have to be creative when decorating your tank.
    http://data.primeportal.net/iraq/Dice.JPG

    NTM

    Is that with the skulls of innocent Iraqi's???


  • Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Careful now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,914 ✭✭✭✭tbh


    lezizi wrote:
    Is that with the skulls of innocent Iraqi's???

    take it to humanities.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 436 ✭✭lezizi


    Oh I'll be careful Terry, believe me I am holding my tongue. But i did report the post because i do think the pictures are offensive for many reasons.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 436 ✭✭lezizi


    tbh wrote:
    take it to humanities.

    If only it was that easy.


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,976 ✭✭✭✭humanji


    lezizi wrote:
    Oh I'll be careful Terry, believe me I am holding my tongue. But i did report the post because i do think the pictures are offensive for many reasons.
    You mean you hate dice? That's kind of weird.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    lezizi wrote:
    i do think the pictures are offensive for many reasons.

    Offended easily I take it.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 488 ✭✭watsgone


    Oddly enough no,
    Though my mother did take to calling my first car the "greenBird"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 436 ✭✭lezizi


    Mossy Monk wrote:
    Offended easily I take it.

    No i'm not usually i just feel strongly about the war in Iraq thats all.
    And ya it's really the dice that offend me, ****in dice:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭MooseJam


    My PC is called Devastator, it's a Godbox I'm sure you can guess


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭cance


    lezizi wrote:
    No i'm not usually i just feel strongly about the war in Iraq thats all.
    And ya it's really the dice that offend me, ****in dice:D

    if you were any more pc i'd turn you off at the plug.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,246 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manic Moran


    lezizi wrote:
    Is that with the skulls of innocent Iraqi's???

    What sort of bizarre comment was that?! Pilots and tankers have been naming and decorating their equipment since the first tank was called "Little Willie." Not many Iraqis involved in the trenches in Flanders. Choosing a name, and adding something uniquely personal like nose art is a long-standing tradition. Next you'll be saying that warships shouldn't have a girl's name and they shouldn't have a logo like the Roadrunner on the funnel.

    For the record, here's a picture of a tank which had a skull on it. (bottom right corner, on the smoke grenade box)
    http://data.primeportal.net/iraq/whitetank.JPG
    The whole of that platoon had that sort of motif, all the skulls were slightly different.
    http://data.primeportal.net/iraq/whitetank4.JPG

    On the airplane side.
    http://www.talkingproud.us/ImagesHistory/BansheeFolup/LuluBelle.jpg
    http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/FIP/GY-00047-C~Nose-Art-Skull-with-Goggles-Posters.jpg

    If that offends you, you have really thin skin.

    NTM


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 306 ✭✭JohnnyStones


    cance wrote:
    if you were any more pc i'd turn you off at the plug.


    hehe; but where would you find the plug?
    just put it on stand-by:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 436 ✭✭lezizi


    hehe; but where would you find the plug?
    just put it on stand-by:)

    Thats bad for the environment;) . What's your carbon footprint:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 306 ✭✭JohnnyStones


    lezizi wrote:
    Thats bad for the environment;) . What's your carbon footprint:D


    footprint:D[/QUOTE]


    My footprints massive and you know what that means;) ;)


    :cool:


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,976 ✭✭✭✭humanji


    footprint:D


    My footprints massive and you know what that means;) ;)


    :cool:[/QUOTE]
    You're destroying the environment single handedly?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 436 ✭✭lezizi


    What sort of bizarre comment was that?! Pilots and tankers have been naming and decorating their equipment since the first tank was called "Little Willie." Not many Iraqis involved in the trenches in Flanders. Choosing a name, and adding something uniquely personal like nose art is a long-standing tradition. Next you'll be saying that warships shouldn't have a girl's name and they shouldn't have a logo like the Roadrunner on the funnel.

    For the record, here's a picture of a tank which had a skull on it. (bottom right corner, on the smoke grenade box)
    http://data.primeportal.net/iraq/whitetank.JPG
    The whole of that platoon had that sort of motif, all the skulls were slightly different.
    http://data.primeportal.net/iraq/whitetank4.JPG
    If that offends you, you have really thin skin.

    NTM
    It is not the tanks that offend me, It is the picture of US military arms


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