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Liveline Thread 07/01/14 to 26/03/14

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  • #52
    dulpit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,408 ✭✭✭✭dulpit


    Is her accent all over the place or am I going mad?

    There's a hint of the tinker Flatley off her, well don't you know?


  • #53
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Just in, looks like I haven't missed much from a quick glance of the thread.

    Joe sounds as interested as usual; i.e. not at all. Today's crossword in The Irish Times The Beano must be especially tough. :rolleyes:


  • #54
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Joe:"Those pictures are unreal"
    Caller:"Yeay, you could be talking all day but a picture shows the devastation"

    This is a radio programme.


  • #55
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Probably cos english is her second language


  • #56
    signostic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    Joe "back to rubbish" finally he recognises how bad the show is..:D


  • #57
    JM Skipton
    Registered Users Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭JM Skipton


    Maybe it's her Galway accent but it sounded like there were two "Dippos" either side of the Island which left me with a mental picture of a couple of blokes drinking buckfast in a brown bag with a rope holding up their trousers


  • #58
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,906 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Don't be a stupid auld biddy. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




  • #59
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Horatijoe is impressed with Margaret's investigative skills. He's noting these for the next time he finds litter in Clontarf.


  • #60
    road_high
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,474 ✭✭✭✭road_high


    syklops wrote: »
    Joe:"Those pictures are unreal"
    Caller:"Yeay, you could be talking all day but a picture shows the devastation"

    This is a radio programme.

    Anyone know where we can see these amazing photos? Or will joe keep them to himself?


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  • #61
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Im out. Im only getting annoyed listening to that wagon and her hand wringing and the council and their underhanded actions regarding dumping. Fining people for dumping for leaving a cardboard box next to a bottle bank. :mad:


  • #62
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    JM Skipton wrote: »
    Maybe it's her Galway accent but it sounded like there were two "Dippos" either side of the Island which left me with a mental picture of a couple of blokes drinking buckfast in a brown bag with a rope holding up their trousers
    I think she was referring to the geography of the island
    map.jpg


  • #63
    Yakuza
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,141 ✭✭✭Yakuza


    You can't prove a negative, ya daft bint.


  • #64
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Image just in of the Aran Islands Sea Monster:

    ebirah1.jpg


  • #65
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,906 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    She wants everyone to have an ID chip, I think. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




  • #66
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    What's next?
    Pee on the street, dna sample swabbed from the gutter, traced, and then a court appearance?


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  • #67
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Yes luv, you are mad.


  • #68
    JM Skipton
    Registered Users Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭JM Skipton


    snubbleste wrote: »
    I think she was referring to the geography of the island
    map.jpg
    I know she meant Depots, just trying to be a smart a**


  • #69
    bottlebrush
    Registered Users Posts: 8,195 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    Making mental note here to burn all receipts. Never know when they might come back to haunt me even though i have bins and pay for waste disposal. All it takes is for one to blow off in the wind somewhere.


  • #70
    dulpit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,408 ✭✭✭✭dulpit


    Am I right in thinking that they have managed a grand total of 34 topics this week so far?
    1. Fire
    2. Rubbish
    3. Weather
    4. School on the 6th


  • #71
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    bottlebrush wrote: »
    Making mental note here to burn all receipts. Never know when they might come back to haunt me even though i have bins and pay for waste disposal. All it takes is for one to blow off in the wind somewhere.

    That'll be Joe's advice alright. Then someone will want to return something and they won't have a receipt……..


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  • #72
    JM Skipton
    Registered Users Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭JM Skipton


    dulpit wrote: »
    Am I right in thinking that they have managed a grand total of 34 topics this week so far?
    1. Fire
    2. Rubbish
    3. Weather
    4. School on the 6th

    To be fair to Joe he has tackled the Banks as well, albeit of the bottled variety:D


  • #73
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    dulpit wrote: »
    Am I right in thinking that they have managed a grand total of 34 topics this week so far?
    1. Fire
    2. Rubbish
    3. Weather
    4. School on the 6th
    And the nosey intervening lady.


  • #74
    signostic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    dulpit wrote: »
    Am I right in thinking that they have managed a grand total of 34 topics this week so far?
    1. Fire
    2. Rubbish
    3. Weather
    4. School on the 6th

    linked by

    Fire/FireBrigade
    Rubbish/Big Truck looks like a Fire Brigade
    Weather/Fire Brigade


  • #75
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,906 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Me piano was on fire, Joe. Hot jazz. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




  • #76
    JM Skipton
    Registered Users Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭JM Skipton


    Joe's new word for 2014......ladies and gents I introduce the word "Engulfed"


  • #77
    bottlebrush
    Registered Users Posts: 8,195 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    That'll be Joe's advice alright. Then someone will want to return something and they won't have a receipt……..

    Next thing there will be some or other regulation against burning paper in your own stove or fireplace. There must be an opening for a quango.


  • #78
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    And so the polish lad rang the flower brigade, not the fire brigade because I just said the brigade. Oh how we laughed.


  • #79
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,906 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Four or five minutes for the FB? Nah; I seriously doubt that. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




  • #80
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Oh no not the insurance!


  • #81
    signostic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    bottlebrush wrote: »
    Next thing there will be some or other regulation against burning paper in your own stove or fireplace. There must be an opening for a quango.

    stories abound of Councils hiring helicopters to over fly areas to spot backyard burning...


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  • #82
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    Four or five minutes for the FB? Nah; I seriously doubt that.

    The fireman was in Mass and still got to the house, in uniform in 5 minutes. Hmm.


  • #83
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Plug for Aviva and Axa


  • #84
    bottlebrush
    Registered Users Posts: 8,195 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    syklops wrote: »
    And so the polish lad rang the flower brigade, not the fire brigade because I just said the brigade. Oh how we laughed.

    I was wondering at this too. I had visions of a unit of the ra turning up. The poles would know what brigade meant but not fire.


  • #85
    road_high
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,474 ✭✭✭✭road_high


    Will this ever end?


  • #86
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    "Alicia Foley"


  • #87
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    excess=access


  • #88
    purifol0
    Registered Users Posts: 868 ✭✭✭purifol0


    "And sh-he gave me a cuppa coffee wit plenty o tea in it..." Joe has been silent for 5 minutes whilst this guy has a quick stream of consciousness rant.


  • #89
    JM Skipton
    Registered Users Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭JM Skipton


    This fella would annoy Mother Theresa


  • #90
    signostic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    I`d say the relatives can`t wait for his house to be rebuilt...


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  • #91
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,906 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    I'm wondering if this bloke is known to Joe - why else are we getting all this wittering? 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




  • #92
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Was this guys daughter on yesterday talking about him ??
    Edit: yes she was


  • #93
    bottlebrush
    Registered Users Posts: 8,195 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    In am living at the moment with my ha ha daughter? ? ? That priest in father Ted comes to mind.


  • #94
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    I wonder does Joe have one of these calendars?

    714497-.jpg


  • #95
    dulpit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,408 ✭✭✭✭dulpit


    The family does their homework in a steel shed in his garden?:eek: Sounds a bit prison-y.


  • #96
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    dulpit wrote: »
    The family does their homework in a steel shed in his garden?:eek: Sounds a bit prison-y.

    Josef Frtizel on Lahn 2


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  • #97
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,906 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    A special thanks goes to Hotpoint, Ariston, Meile, Zanussi. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




  • #98
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    He's stopped!


  • #99
    bottlebrush
    Registered Users Posts: 8,195 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    snubbleste wrote: »
    Was this guys daughter on yesterday talking about him ??
    Edit: yes she was

    Recycling again


  • #100
    purifol0
    Registered Users Posts: 868 ✭✭✭purifol0


    Go wan the Joe fishing for the maximum emotional impact, "and tell me did you lose any precious family photos, priceless irreplaceable memoribilia family heirlooms?".


  • #101
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    That auld lad must feel shortchanged (pardon the pun) that he didn't get a fund set up for him. He should have put on a Limerick accent……...


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