What do you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Hit him with an endangered tool?

Is this a trick question?

Well it depends which one is tastier

Kill the panda, use the wood to make a fire and slow roast the panda.

Ah the rainforest plant, by far my favourite crustation.

Shoot the animal and eat the plant yourself

Probably take a picture in black and white of the event.

Make it all arty etc and submit it to newspapers around the world along with the article describing how this can be seen as a metaphor for us humans perhaps being the Panda and our destructive acts towards nature could eventually lead to both being wiped out due to our inabilities to do anything compasionate and caring towards living creatures.

I would receive vast quantities of praise from my peers and win many journalistic prizes and awards.

I would end up selling prints of the photo online to hipsters and people that pretend to care promising to donate a percentage of my profits to charity.

After a few months someone would figure out that the percentage was to low to make any difference and investigate me.

It would all come to a head when they discover that both the plant and the panda were mates of mine dressed up when an acid trip took a very strange turn one day.

An arrest warrent would be issued for my arrest and it will eventually end after a series of unfortunate incidents that will probably lead to the deaths of several people and 4 cats before an hilarious misunderstanding which leads to me being put in a prison cell with a panda.

Fun times ahead