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    #32
    flyswatter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭flyswatter


    Anything by Steve Vai.


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    #33
    fryup
    Registered Users Posts: 18,069 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    WindSock wrote: »
    Teenage Kicks by the Undertones

    The whole song is about 5 knuckle shuffling;

    I wanna hold her wanna hold her tight
    Get teenage kicks right through the night

    apparently the orignal lyrics were...

    I wanna hold it wanna hold it tight
    Get teenage kicks right through the night

    this is also about wankin...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_mwlrkBPTk


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    #34
    JerryHandbag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLK2buZxamo


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    #35
    sheesh
    Registered Users Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭sheesh


    pulling mussels from the shell (pulling muscles for michelle)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNVocNJwwrE


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    #36
    dilallio
    Registered Users Posts: 2,728 ✭✭✭dilallio


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQOwin-MYBo


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    #37
    fryup
    Registered Users Posts: 18,069 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    listen to this, its hilarious:D

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqyo7CC6z1Q


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    #38
    John Doe1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Green Day-Longview


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    #39
    spirit_77
    Registered Users Posts: 182 ✭✭spirit_77


    the caesars-jerk it out (on one of the fifas)


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    #40
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix




    This song is actually about ****


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    #41
    fryup
    Registered Users Posts: 18,069 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    you don't say...i would never have guessed


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    #42
    Jax Teller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,763 ✭✭✭Jax Teller


    Dudess wrote: »
    Nah that's Top Loader. And that IS **** also.

    **** In Your Hair by Aled Jones

    Fyp


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    #43
    BEASTERLY
    Registered Users Posts: 1,789 ✭✭✭BEASTERLY


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UT22Z3F6Z7Q


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    #44
    Captain Graphite
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    The lyrics to this Irish classic were discussed in my sixth year English class:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvjLgjtJKsc


    In particular the lines "Do you play with the girls? Play with the boys?, Do you ever get lonely playing with your toys?" It was only then I realised that it was about **** and bisexuality. Also references to oral sex and exhibitionism in the lyrics. Disgraceful carry on altogether.


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    #45
    Toby Take a Bow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,732 ✭✭✭Toby Take a Bow


    Pudsy33 wrote: »
    Relax by Franky goes to Hollywood surely

    Hmm. I don't think that one's about masturbation.


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    #46
    pappyodaniel
    Registered Users Posts: 5,719 ✭✭✭pappyodaniel


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    '**** in the Moonlight'

    Thin Lizzy.

    I always get chocolate stains on my pants.


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    #47
    actua11
    Registered Users Posts: 146 ✭✭actua11


    This... Espicially the first half

    http://www.plyrics.com/lyrics/buzzcocks/orgasmaddict.html

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwAtifCoB3I


    Actually The Buzzcocks have a good few


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    #48
    Fecky the Ninth
    Registered Users Posts: 164 ✭✭Fecky the Ninth


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqJHoZBJYxI


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    #49
    Eileen Down
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    Oh I say!!


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    #50
    ctrl-alt-delete
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrdZNNG4S8g

    Semisonic wrote:
    Lonely boys and you lonely girls
    Here at the end of the lonely world
    You're finding out
    If there's someone to cry about

    Lonely girls and you lonely boys
    Playing alone with your lonely toys
    Well don't be blue
    If there's no one to play with you

    Get a grip on yourself you know you should
    I got a grip on myself and it feels good
    Get a grip on yourself take my advice
    I got a grip on myself and it feels nice

    When the lights come on and the party's through
    There are always a few with nobody to do
    Well now don't despair
    You'll eventually get there

    And meanwhile all of you lonely ones
    Here's what to do while you wait for the sun
    To rise above
    The loneliest kind of love

    Get a grip on yourself you know you should
    I got a grip on myself and it feels good
    Get a grip on yourself take my advice
    I got a grip on myself and it feels nice


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    #51
    Defiler Of The Coffin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Defiler Of The Coffin


    This one is quite blatant. Don't think it's by Tom Green though.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooYg1dpxnt0


    Choice lyric: "I do it in my car as I'm driving down the street, one hand on the wheel and another on my meat"


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    #52
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr7MSSPNH9o


    if you listen close you can hear him say "need a little time to **** off" too


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    #53
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    '' Touch me in the morning ...then just **** away ''

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4mWbusuTHA


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    #54
    rainbowdrop
    Registered Users Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭rainbowdrop


    Most of the **** songs are by men, but Oops (oh my) by Missy Elliott and Tweet is all about lady self lovin'.........;)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb37Nh_Sg4g



    "Oops, there goes my shirt up over my head
    Oh my
    OOPS, there goes my skirt droppin' to my feet
    Oh my
    Ooh, some kinda touch caressing my leg
    Oh my
    Ooh I'm turning red
    Who could this be?"


    "I tried and I tried to avoid
    but this thing was happening
    Swallow my pride
    Let it ride and party
    But this body felt just like mines
    I got worried
    I looked over to the left
    A reflection of myself
    That's why I couldn't catch my breath"

    "(I looked over to the left)
    Umm I was looking so good I couldn't reject myself
    (I looked over to the left)
    Umm I was feeling so good I had to touch myself
    (I looked over to the left)
    Umm I was eyein my thighs butter pecan brown
    (I looked over to the left)
    Umm comin' outta my shirt and then the skirt came down"


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    #55
    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,067 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    I'm a little teapot

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e69-GO4bYLM


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    #56
    bnt
    Registered Users Posts: 12,962 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    The Beatles: Lovely Rita:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l87Vvb7JcDU

    Took her out and tried to win her.
    Had a laugh and over dinner,
    Told her I would really like to see her again.
    Got the bill and Rita paid it.
    Took her home I nearly made it,
    Sitting on the sofa with a sister or two.

    Oh, lovely Rita meter maid,
    Where would I be without you?
    Give us a wink and make me think of you.

    ... then listen to the last 30 seconds ... :o

    From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch’.

    — Edgar Mitchell, Apollo 14 Astronaut



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    #57
    Pinturicchio
    Registered Users Posts: 2,950 ✭✭✭Pinturicchio


    "Solo Flights" by Eagles of Death Metal.

    "What the sitch' is, I scratch what itches. Bravo, self-gratification."


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    #58
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    By Shane MacGowan (1994)

    Skinheads, coppers, all cock sucker, punks
    Me I'm recovering from a nine day drunk
    Hands of a bar maid
    Bringing off a bald headed monk
    All this and more for just one line of junk

    I'll be your handbag
    But I'd rather be your negligee
    I'll be your handbag
    You blow my mind away
    You blow my mind away

    Don't snatch me please
    Don't snatch me please
    Don't snatch me please
    Don't snatch me please
    Don't snatch me please
    Don't snatch me please
    Don't snatch me please
    Don't snatch me please

    So cold that I could freeze
    Now you got me on my knees
    I'll be your handbag
    Be right next to you
    I'll be your handbag
    Cause I belong to you
    Cause I belong to you


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    #59
    guitarzero
    Registered Users Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭guitarzero


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTYF7G_R_mY


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    #60
    guitarzero
    Registered Users Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭guitarzero


    apparently this one too

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hlc7AlzwS6k


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