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Correct posture for taking a dump

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  • 28-08-2011 10:57pm
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    brendansmith
    Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭


    Was looking at 4chan yesterday and they were on about sitting indian style in order to maximise dumpage.

    Did a bit of research and people are saying that sitting in the western way is not the natural way and squatting is,

    I now open this topic to the floor as this could be a life changing thing.


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    joshrogan
    Registered Users Posts: 855 ✭✭✭joshrogan


    Squatting would be uncomfortable tho, I like to enjoy my toilet time.


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    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Let me guess, knees should be elevated with aid of stirrups? Durty.


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    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Paging Fluttering Bantam to AH..


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    brendansmith
    Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    joshrogan wrote: »
    Squatting would be uncomfortable tho, I like to enjoy my toilet time.

    I would have to imagine someone named after a curry would enjoy their toilet time alright.


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    texidub
    Registered Users Posts: 280 ✭✭texidub


    Standing on your head.


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    Richard tea
    Registered Users Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭Richard tea


    That crazy one thats into rabbit food was on the late late once & mentioned that you should sit on the toilet and rest your feet on a small foot stool. Believe it or not, it actually works;)

    gillian mckeith


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    strokemyclover
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    Wouldn't you be dumping on the soles of your feet if you broke out the lotus position?


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    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    brendansmith wrote: »
    I'm full of shit

    FYP OP:pac:


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    Frank Black
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,296 ✭✭✭Frank Black


    Over somebody's food, who has in some minor way offended you



    apparently.


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    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    I hate when your taking a sh1t and you plop a big one out and the toilet water splashs on your arsehole

    If anyone has a solution to this problem i'd like to hear it.


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    chicken fingers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 645 ✭✭✭chicken fingers


    That gay lad on two and a half men has the right idea, a small stool for your feet, otherwise, sit normally.


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    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    texidub wrote: »
    Standing on your head.

    I tried finding that viral, someone post it I cant find it if you know the one I mean


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    AnamGlas
    Registered Users Posts: 593 ✭✭✭AnamGlas


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    I hate when your taking a sh1t and you plop a big one out and the toilet water splashs on your arsehole

    If anyone has a solution to this problem i'd like to hear it.

    Throw some toilet roll to the bottom to create an absorption pad for the big fella, problem solved.


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    qz
    Registered Users Posts: 8,753 ✭✭✭qz


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    I hate when your taking a sh1t and you plop a big one out and the toilet water splashs on your arsehole

    If anyone has a solution to this problem i'd like to hear it.

    Put a sheet or two of toilet paper on the water before you do your business, works wonders :)


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    kylith
    Registered Users Posts: 17,736 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    Richard tea wrote: »
    That crazy one thats into rabbit food was on the late late once & mentioned that you should sit on the toilet and rest your feet on a small foot stool. Believe it or not, it actually works;)

    gillian mckeith

    Nut bag though she is, she's not wrong about that. It'll revolutionise the way you poo.


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    pragmatic1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    I hate when your taking a sh1t and you plop a big one out and the toilet water splashs on your arsehole

    If anyone has a solution to this problem i'd like to hear it.
    Its worse when its little rabbit style ****s and you get splashed multiple times.


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    Sky King
    Registered Users Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    Did you ever see those eastern europe toilets? They've got a little shelf and the dump gets curled onto that and presented back to you to inspect, prior to flushing, if you so wish.

    No splashback involved with that design!.


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    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    Its worse when its little rabbit style ****s and you get splashed multiple times.
    Yes they are the worst ones, like a machine gun.


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    Super-Rush
    Registered Users Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Sh1t thread is sh1t.


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