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Chuck Norris jokes

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    #32
    Pompous
    Registered Users Posts: 648 ✭✭✭Pompous


    Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.


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    #33
    Satts
    Registered Users Posts: 816 ✭✭✭Satts


    Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you. :cool:


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    #34
    Spaniel heaven
    Registered Users Posts: 58 ✭✭Spaniel heaven


    Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.


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    #35
    Into The Blue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,358 ✭✭✭Into The Blue


    Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

    Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter.

    Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

    Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.

    When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.


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    #36
    DeclanJWhite
    Closed Accounts Posts: 53 ✭✭DeclanJWhite


    LOL


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