New fascist mod required. Apply within.

Karoma · 26-11-2008 1:21am #1

As you have broken the will of yet another moderator, we require another.

If you are interested in moderating After Hours (and sub-fora), please post in this thread saying so. Rhymes optional, but preferred.

We will give the posters with considerable amounts of Thanks some consideration considering they were considered by other posters to be worthy of the thanks.

Basq · 26-11-2008 1:24am

Reconsider Karoma...

.. you are stepping down, right?!

5starpool · 26-11-2008 1:24am

javaboy ftw

Karoma · 26-11-2008 1:24am

Thought process: "They broke Mordeth. Ham. We should probably replace him." So, here we are.

Sharpshooter · 26-11-2008 1:25am

I am not worthy / gets off knees.
Seriously no, your job is too hard.

Galvasean · 26-11-2008 1:26am

My vast experience moderating the... *snigger* palaeontology forum.. makes me the ideal candidate. :pac:

hussey · 26-11-2008 1:26am

I for one welcome our pending AH overlord

Pride Fighter · 26-11-2008 1:27am

I could mod this forum
It would alleviate boredom
I will not take shit up me hole
Even if someone is slagging Poles

If someone thinks it wise to troll
I'll get them put on the dole
I'd ride their ma and da
Just to show who is boss

Nerin · 26-11-2008 1:28am

I thought pighead was already getting this?

feylya · 26-11-2008 1:28am

Put me in charge, there'd be no-one left.

Karoma · 26-11-2008 1:29am

Nerin wrote: »

I thought pighead was already getting this?

Was this before I said 6th and after I said b*****s?

Seriously though, I'd have given it to rb_ie if only he were still around*.

*That's what she I said.

Frisbee · 26-11-2008 1:30am

Me.

Why?

It's a mystery that will only be answered when it happens...

*Twilight Zone Music* :cool:

Overheal · 26-11-2008 1:30am

Who's more fascist than an American? Show of hands...

monkeyfudge · 26-11-2008 1:31am

rb_ie

jhegarty · 26-11-2008 1:31am

If I was mod I would ban everyone.

Starting with myself. (or not , I might need to stay unbanned to ban everyone first)...

Karoma · 26-11-2008 1:31am

Overheal wrote: »

Who's more fascist than an American? Show of hands...

Banned for racism.

Nerin · 26-11-2008 1:31am

Karoma wrote: »

Was this before I said 6th and after I said b*****s?

Seriously though, I'd have given it to rb_ie if only he were still around*.

*That's what she I said.

Oh.
I see what we're doing.
Yesss. Not pighead.

Cough.

brianthebard · 26-11-2008 1:32am

5starpool wrote: »

javaboy ftw

No we can't allow moderating AH to break his free spirit! I'd like to do it, but I'm clearly to pc and/or human for the majority of threads here....

Parsley · 26-11-2008 1:32am

Pick me! I've this Leprechaun's voice in me head... "Ban the house down... Ban them all!"

Karoma · 26-11-2008 1:33am

brianthebard wrote: »

No we can't allow moderating AH to break his free spirit! I'd like to do it, but I'm clearly to pc and/or human for the majority of threads here....

You also don't know the difference between to/too...wait...I feel I missed a more important point in your post... when I work it out... *shakes fist*

5starpool · 26-11-2008 1:34am

Karoma wrote: »

You also don't know the difference between to/too...wait...I feel I missed a more important point in your post... when I work it out... *shakes fist*

That was the first thing that struck me about his reply too

Galvasean · 26-11-2008 1:36am

I say we unban someone who was site banned and let him go nuts.

How about that arachnid guy who worked in music?

_blank_ · 26-11-2008 1:38am

Me please.

An ex-AHmod recommended me before.

Terry likes me.

I like Boards, and AH.

I have the time to do it.

Nerin · 26-11-2008 1:38am

Galvasean wrote: »

I say we unban someone who was site banned and let him go nuts.
How about that arachnid guy who worked in music?

Gtfo!

Insect Overlord · 26-11-2008 1:38am

If this was any other forum (except perhaps PI) I'd almost volunteer my services. The sheer size of After Hours is one thing, but the nature of the atmosphere and posting styles in here would put off nearly anybody. Good luck to whoever gets it!

Now, where's that amp test...

jill_valentine · 26-11-2008 1:39am

I'm lovely/
F*ck all rhymes with lovely though.

...

It's free verse.

Kiera · 26-11-2008 1:41am

I, Kiera, feel that I would be a suitable candidate for AH modship as I harbour no prejudice against any one sector of society. I pride myself on hating the Polish, the Romanians, the Romas, pikies, and all other minorities equally.

As a woman representative on the mod team, I would add balance to debate with suitable 'YORE DA' retorts and requests at male poster to provide 'Pic or GTFO'. It is important for balance in such a forum.

Galvasean · 26-11-2008 1:41am

Nerin wrote: »

Gtfo!

and with good cause.

The_Minister · 26-11-2008 1:44am

Karoma wrote: »

As you have broken the will of yet another moderator, we require another.

If you are interested in moderating After Hours (and sub-fora), please post in this thread saying so. Rhymes optional, but preferred.

We will give the posters with considerable amounts of Thanks some consideration considering they were considered by other posters to be worthy of the thanks.

Aw crap, I'm sorry:(

I didn't mean to set the fox in the henhouse.

jill_valentine · 26-11-2008 1:44am

I'm power mad and hate literally all things. And I never sleep. I'd be perfect.

Overheal · 26-11-2008 1:44am

Karoma wrote: »

Banned for racism.

As we so firmly established, its not :pac:

thenightrider · 26-11-2008 1:45am

Your Ma

some one hade to say it :P

Sure why not me if your not in you cant win now weres your ma so i can put it in

AlmightyCushion · 26-11-2008 1:47am

I reckon we unban someone who is sitebanned and let them mod here for a while. Think of it as rehab or punishment.

Overheal · 26-11-2008 1:48am

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

I reckon we unban someone who is sitebanned and let them mod here for a while. Think of it as rehab or punishment.

Release Brian!

brianthebard · 26-11-2008 1:49am

Karoma wrote: »

You also don't know the difference between to/too...wait...I feel I missed a more important point in your post... when I work it out... *shakes fist*

I know the difference between caring about speeling after a good nights sleep, and caring about slepling after being up 17 hours and not having slept much the night before.

Xavi6 · 26-11-2008 1:49am

I'll do it.

I'm here all the time, can do the overnight shift and have some modding experience.

Mimikyu · 26-11-2008 1:49am

This post has been deleted.

Galvasean · 26-11-2008 1:50am

Galvasean wrote: »

I say we unban someone who was site banned and let him go nuts.

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

I reckon we unban someone who is sitebanned and let them mod here for a while.

That's two votes for the mysterious stranger.

Eoin · 26-11-2008 1:50am

I suggest RUN_TO_DA_HILLS purely to lend a little bit of irony to the "moderator conspiracy" feedback threads.

The_Minister · 26-11-2008 1:50am

Ya know what? Screw it.

/Throws in hat.

Yes, I just started a highly contraversial thread that belonged in Humanities, but I also started several decent and interesting threads including the recent one about murder and AIDs.
I don't hate any particular minority, but don't particularly like them either, making me perfect to mod AH. And, while I disaprove of the traveller lifestyle, I don't hate them either. I've never used the term Yur Ma.
In fact, I'm great.

Barefoot, pregnant and on their knees: The Minister 08 - a woman's choice.

cHaTbOx · 26-11-2008 1:51am

feylya wrote: »

Put me in charge, there'd be no-one left.

I think fey would pretty good

He could confuse all the trolls

Overheal · 26-11-2008 1:51am

eoin_s wrote: »

I suggest RUN_TO_DA_HILLS purely to lend a little bit of irony to the "moderator conspiracy" feedback threads.

He'd expect a trap. Admiral Ackbar taught him too well.

Karoma · 26-11-2008 1:51am

thenightrider wrote: »

Your Ma
...
Sure why not me if your not in you cant win now weres your ma so i can put it in

Question and answer contained in one quote. Thanks for playing.

Overheal wrote: »

As we so firmly established, its not :pac:

Oh, that might be why you're not really banned then.

I suggest RUN_TO_DA_HILLS purely to lend a little bit of irony to the "moderator conspiracy" feedback threads.

Genius. I like it. The only problem being he'd end up killing himself one way or another.

javaboy · 26-11-2008 1:52am

Overheal wrote: »

Release Brian!

Bwian.

Xavi6 probably wouldn't be a bad choice. He can cover the overnight shift due to his unique geographical location. He's in Australia don't ya know!

Although he does want the job which is somewhat undesirable in any position of power.

Or maybe tbh (somewhere between the seriousness of LTI and the madness of The Thunderdome lies AH).

Terry · 26-11-2008 1:52am

Overheal wrote: »

Who's more fascist than an American? Show of hands...

A French man.

AlmightyCushion · 26-11-2008 1:53am

The_Minister wrote: »

Ya know what? Screw it.

/Throws in hat.

Yes, I just started a highly contraversial thread that belonged in Humanities, but I also started several decent and interesting threads including the recent one about murder and AIDs.
I don't hate any particular minority, but don't particularly like them either, making me perfect to mod AH. And, while I disaprove of the traveller lifestyle, I don't hate them either. In fact, I'm great.

Barefoot, pregnant and on their knees: The Minister 08 - a woman's choice.

Solitaryman666 wrote: »

This post has been deleted.

Xavi6 wrote: »

I'll do it.

I'm here all the time, can do the overnight shift and have some modding experience.

I've never seen either of ye kick a puppy so I don't think ye'd be suitable.

5starpool · 26-11-2008 1:53am

The_Minister wrote: »

Ya know what? Screw it.

/Throws in hat.

Yes, I just started a highly contraversial thread that belonged in Humanities, but I also started several decent and interesting threads including the recent one about murder and AIDs.
I don't hate any particular minority, but don't particularly like them either, making me perfect to mod AH. And, while I disaprove of the traveller lifestyle, I don't hate them either. In fact, I'm great.

Barefoot, pregnant and on their knees: The Minister 08 - a woman's choice.

Afaik, if you have incorrect punctuation in your sig you can't become mod of AH.

The_Minister · 26-11-2008 1:53am

Terry wrote: »

A French man.

Damn cheese-eating surrender-monkeys.

oeb · 26-11-2008 1:54am

I don't have enough free time. I'm vindictive and very likely to ban anyone who disagrees with me. I have not been around long enough for anyone to really know me. I have no modding experience in any community of this size. I have a childish sense of humor and would be very likely to change peoples posts for my own amusement.

Over all I would be the perfect choice (You ARE looking to make feedback busier right?)

The_Minister · 26-11-2008 1:54am

5starpool wrote: »

Afaik, if you have incorrect punctuation in your sig you can't become mod of AH.

Well spotted.

Fixed.

It's embarassing how long that was there.

Overheal · 26-11-2008 1:55am

Terry wrote: »

A French man.

I didnt mean FTV

New fascist mod required. Apply within.

Comments