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14 cans of Kopperberg Cider consumed, what to drink next?

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  • 09-10-2011 12:00am
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    JohnnyTodd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 287 ✭✭


    OK all the cider is nearly gone. On the last can

    Theres a few cans of Heinken or a bottle of Wolf Blass Cabernet?

    What next?


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    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,646 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    What would Bear Grylls do?


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    T0mmy C
    Closed Accounts Posts: 83 ✭✭T0mmy C


    Bleach.


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    ColeTrain
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭ColeTrain


    If you touch the wine your head will be bouncing tomorrow. Down a pint of water and stick to the beer man..


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    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Anything. As anything is better than that pish.


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    Absurdum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,445 ✭✭✭Absurdum


    a keg of lock and maybe a naggin of ban next plz


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    amacachi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,316 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    Any Toilet Duck?


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    Liber8or
    Closed Accounts Posts: 662 ✭✭✭Liber8or


    And not a single spelling mistake in your post. You are a true Irishman - I tip my hat to you, Sir.

    Hopefully, you will be able to press 999 on your phone as delicately as your post in the coming hours.


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    BBDBB
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    beer


    and hide the wine for tonight


    you may thank me tomorrow


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    Gee Bag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,541 ✭✭✭Gee Bag


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    What would Bear Grylls do?

    Annoy everyone within earshot


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    mickrock
    Registered Users Posts: 1,021 ✭✭✭mickrock


    Drink some paint.

    It's good for your innards.


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    Bullseye1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,731 ✭✭✭Bullseye1


    Impressive title to thread considering volumn consumed. :D


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    Basq
    Registered Users Posts: 43,778 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    14 cans? Grrr... you man you!


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    JohnnyTodd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 287 ✭✭JohnnyTodd


    BBDBB wrote: »
    beer


    and hide the wine for tonight



    you may thank me tomorrow
    Its only 12. If i start on the cans I could still end up opening the wine!


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    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    JohnnyTodd wrote: »
    Its only 12. If i start on the cans I could still end up opening the wine!

    hence


    HIDE the wine :)


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    skinnie
    Registered Users Posts: 126 ✭✭skinnie


    Dreamy Sleepy Nighty Snoozey Snooze


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    The Jammy dodger
    Registered Users Posts: 651 ✭✭✭The Jammy dodger


    JohnnyTodd wrote: »
    OK all the cider is nearly gone. On the last can

    Theres a few cans of Heinken or a bottle of Wolf Blass Cabernet?

    What next?

    Give the doctor a call perhaps? *praying for your liver*


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    JohnnyTodd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 287 ✭✭JohnnyTodd


    BBDBB wrote: »
    hence


    HIDE the wine :)

    Where should I hide it so I cant find it?


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    foggy_lad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    What do you drink after 7 litres of P1ss? :D


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    starlit
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    Be close to the toilet bowl, you might need a lot of bog roll or you might need to drink lots and lots of water and eat lots of banana's cause diarrhoea or constipation might ensue.


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    starlit
    Registered Users Posts: 12,340 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    foggy_lad wrote: »
    What do you drink after 7 litres of P1ss? :D

    What it's a very sweet cider, nice. I prefer bulmers though but wouldn't drink too much of kopperberg, bulmers is nearly better for the system.


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    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    JohnnyTodd wrote: »
    Where should I hide it so I cant find it?



    Johnny T, yer gonna have to work WITH me here, not against me


    look around


    now get into the head of the drunk you


    the mad box of frogs that you call insensibility


    you there?


    right, now see the first place you spotted?


    that wont do

    its the first place you'll look, thats why


    look beyond the usual


    find the unusual


    use the force


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    foggy_lad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    doovdela wrote: »
    Be close to the toilet bowl, you might need a lot of bog roll or you might need to drink lots and lots of water and eat lots of banana's cause diarrhoea or constipation might ensue.
    Dont eat banananas when your close to the toilet bowl though!


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    starlit
    Registered Users Posts: 12,340 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    Drink water if not bulmers next rather than wine! You be sick!


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    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Maybe time for a rest.

    Read this in the morning.


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