What's the most stupidest thing you have cut yourself on??

TangoVictor 31 · 09-07-2011 12:23am

Having a few drinks in a mates house one night and one of the lads dropped their glass which smashed on the floor, i walked in from the kitchen not noticing and slipped full whack on to the floor the packet of King crisps i had in me hand flew up into the air and the corner of the pack caught my eyelid on the way down leaving me with a tiny cut the wouldn't stop bleedin till the next day ! Typical not a scratch from the glass all over the floor !

MGMTea · 09-07-2011 12:28am

That ring thing off a coke can, tried to pull it off, was stuck, tried again and again, finally got it off and looked my finger and it was cut so deep, I almost passed out seeing all the blood dripping from my finger

livinsane · 09-07-2011 12:33am

I've cut myself on grass too. Like a paper cut. Its horrible

Its not exactly cutting oneself, but I have a cactus spike through my nail for the last few months. I tried to pull it out with a tweezers but couldn't I'm slowly cutting it away as my nail grows.

Standard Toaster · 09-07-2011 12:50am

When I was about 8 I got the top of my finegr chopped off in the inside jam of the living room door. I hand my hand in there when the back door of the house was opened and the sudden draft slammed it shut on my paw.
I can still remember the white bone & blood.

Stitched back on Frankenstein style

Lady Chatterton · 09-07-2011 12:58am

A measuring tape.

LLU · 09-07-2011 12:58am

Ditch wrote: »

More how, in my case: I was sat on the sofa and holding a very sharp knife. One hand on the handle. One on the end of the blade. I had my leg up, bent at the knee, and was using the knife like a draw knife. Slicing the hard skin from the bottom of my heel.

Then, somehow, my leg sort of gave a muscle spasm and tried to straighten. Thrusting my foot against the blade. Thus I sliced my heel wide open and quite deeply.

I sat there half screaming, half laughing, as I tried to figure out what the hell had just happened and what to do about all this blood pouring onto the carpet.

All things considered? LOT of stupidity involved there

well it may have taken the 19th post, but eventually somebody responded with a story about cutting themselves instead of trying to be funny. I salute you sir.

and the stupidest thing I ever cut myself with was a sliver of wall tile. had just chiselled it off a wall to make way for a pipe and turned it over in my hand, never even felt it make an eight of an inch slit in the palm of my hand until a few minutes later when blood started appearing everywhere.

Lesson: You should always wear good gloves when stripping tiles.

mattjack · 09-07-2011 1:01am

MrsD007 wrote: »

A measuring tape.

were ya measuring the cord on the hedge trimmer.....?

Lady Chatterton · 09-07-2011 1:06am

mattjack wrote: »

were ya measuring the cord on the hedge trimmer.....?

No the measuring tape incident happened back in my cordless days :pac: :pac: :pac:

cesc77 · 09-07-2011 1:14am

[QUOTE=LLU;73204455],well it may have taken the 19th post, but eventually somebody responded with a story about cutting themselves instead of trying to be funny. I salute you sir.

and the stupidest thing I ever cut myself with was a sliver of wall tile. had just chiselled it off a wall to make way for a pipe and turned it over in my hand, never even felt it make an eight of an inch slit in the palm of my hand until a few minutes later when blood started appearing everywhere.

Lesson: You should always wear good gloves when stripping tiles.[/QUOTE]

Lesson:Lurk more before you preach.:)

(19th post ref)

mattjack · 09-07-2011 1:17am

:pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

MrsD007 wrote: »

No the measuring tape incident happened back in my cordless days :pac: :pac: :pac:

ok ok.....

DoBhrionn · 09-07-2011 1:18am

A rose bush.....called 'Bright smile'.....
all of my left fore-arm cut and scratched and two deep cut on my index finger.
Worst of all, it didn't hurt much.

Karona · 09-07-2011 1:38am

Another time I was at Irish dancing and was doing my homework but decided to write it using a fountain pen, went to put the top on the fountain pen and completely missed and stuck it in the palm of my hand, still have the mark.

--LOS-- · 09-07-2011 1:45am

Is there anything I havent cut myself on, I'm surprised I still have hands at this stage!

strobe · 09-07-2011 1:51am

Cut myself on a plasticy ham fortress once. But that's the sacrifice you make to get ham, as we all know. We can all learn from my story I think...

kowloon · 09-07-2011 1:55am

Cut myself on a chicken once. I know not to piss her off now. We have an understanding.

WindSock · 09-07-2011 1:57am

I cut myself on top of my collection of My Chemical Romance cds.

Ditch · 09-07-2011 4:12am

livinsane wrote: »

Its not exactly cutting oneself, but I have a cactus spike through my nail for the last few months. I tried to pull it out with a tweezers but couldn't I'm slowly cutting it away as my nail grows.

:eek: Pic's or ....!

AskMyChocolate · 09-07-2011 4:22am

WindSock wrote: »

I cut myself on top of my collection of My Chemical Romance cds.

Oh! Y'complete bastard Windsock, I was just about to post a Leonard Cohen one.

im invisible · 09-07-2011 4:35am

Spunge wrote: »

Ecstasy

Think thats bad? I cut myself on GHB, Thats some seriously stupid stuff, its not known as 'GBH' for nothing...

pappyodaniel · 09-07-2011 4:46am

I cut my sack whilst giving myself a tidy up.
I cut my tongue when I licked the sharp edge of a steak knife.
Nearly lost a finger with an angle grinder.
Got hit with a golf club because I was standing too close to someone tee-ing off.

I'm really stupid.

Optimalprimerib · 09-07-2011 8:16am

A belt sander. I was holding a door when the other guy was sanding the side of it and he caught my hand with it. Took about 2 years for the scar to heal.

Siuin · 09-07-2011 8:31am

Cat food tin

MarkR · 09-07-2011 8:33am

A coconut. I wanted to open it, so hit it with a hammer. Turned into a frag grenade. Bits flew everywhere, made a nice slice down the side of my hand.

Also cut my thumb on a wine bottle while trying to open with a butter knife.

MGMTea · 09-07-2011 9:01am

pappyodaniel wrote: »

Got hit with a golf club because I was standing too close to someone tee-ing off.

lol :pac:

Killer Pigeon · 09-07-2011 9:03am

I shall not make a proper reply to this thread until the grammar in the title is corrected.

LenaClaire · 09-07-2011 9:20am

Fondue fork - I was trying to get an apple on it for a chocolate fondue. I was holding the apple piece and forcing the fork through it. The fork went straight through the apple and into my knuckle between the bones.

Didn't stop bleeding for an hour or so and was swollen and nasty for a good few days.

Condatis · 09-07-2011 9:22am

Last month I cut myself on the escalator handrail in Dunnes in Stephen's Green. My finger bled for a few minutes.

I suppose I should have reported it, it could just as easily happen to a child.

deman · 09-07-2011 9:31am

Several pints of beer.

Only half cut though.

deman · 09-07-2011 9:35am

Oh yeah, and I once cut my upper lip against someone's fist. Now that WAS stupid.

Elevelyn · 09-07-2011 9:43am

Cut my face taking off my jumper a few weeks ago with my thumb nail

Still have the mark

deman · 09-07-2011 10:00am

Cut myself on the cheekbone with the shaft of a spade three weeks before I got married. Luckily the sunny weather we on the run up to wedding meant my face was tanned enough to hide the scar.

clairek6 · 09-07-2011 10:06am

one time in national school i was ' stabbing' my eraser with a sharp pencil and managed to get my finger... There is still a small grey dot on my finger like led or something!

spirit_77 · 09-07-2011 10:20am

a compus/razor

09-07-2011 11:09am

Trying to take the plastic clip off a disposable razor. Wouldn't slide off sideways so I lifted it off with my thumb. Took off a good chunk of my thumb as well. Now have a permanent scar :cool:

I'm very clever.

Vicxas · 09-07-2011 11:19am

sliced myself open with a clothing tag before...

Eggy Baby! · 09-07-2011 11:27am

I slashed my thumb open trying to get the SIM card out of my phone :pac:

Stupid things!

CFC1905_NK · 09-07-2011 2:21pm

The knob to control volume on the car radio.

Jumpy · 09-07-2011 2:37pm

CFC1905_NK wrote: »

The knob to control volume on the car radio.

USE YOUR HAND NEXT TIME THEN.

NARF!

Eggy Baby! · 22-08-2011 1:54pm

Bad grammer

ElishaR86 · 23-08-2011 2:47am

Hair....and my shower pom pom

jill_valentine · 23-08-2011 2:53am

I once made bits of my chin with a teeny tiny dry weetabix. I had evidently been eating them without due care and attention, and missed my mouth. Turns out those little jerks have a surprising number of teeny tiny cutting surfaces.

The pain was equaled only by the shame of knowing I had disfigured myself with a source of fibre.

Naomi00 · 23-08-2011 2:54am

Grass

Temptamperu · 23-08-2011 4:00am

A vacum cleaner, i heard a niose one night jumped up, tripped and hit my face of the side of it... have a cool scar under my eye now though :cool:

Aglomerado · 23-08-2011 8:17am

A Form. (paper cut).

dirtyghettokid · 23-08-2011 9:27am

a first aid kit

bnt · 23-08-2011 9:47am

A knife. Doesn't sound stupid, but I'd made it myself in a metal workshop, and put it in my pocket without any kind of scabbard, because I was in a hurry. So: a bit later I was doing some work, my hand brushed against my pocket, and the knife poked through the cloth and in to my hand. The knife wasn't stupid: I was stupid.