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worst thing your parents ever found in your room.

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    #92
    SamV
    Registered Users Posts: 19 ✭SamV


    DazMarz wrote: »
    Here y'are:
    You're a gent!


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    #93
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,048 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Nothing compared to that the worst thing I ever found in my paretns room, I assure you :eek: but we are NOT going there.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #94
    MRnotlob606
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    MS.ing wrote: »
    472 naked ladies, with another 5 in the ensuite. yes it was a big room

    Ted Bundy , Is that you ?


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    #95
    fleet_admiral
    Registered Users Posts: 3,747 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    porn crackers (hard crusty tissues):o


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    #96
    Rory Gallagher
    Registered Users Posts: 292 ✭✭Rory Gallagher


    Box o' amber leaf.
    followed by
    Box in the jaw


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    #97
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    Rory Gallagher wrote: »
    Box o' amber leaf.
    followed by
    Box in the jaw

    Thanked your post for the name alone :D


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    #98
    1shot16
    Registered Users Posts: 988 ✭✭✭1shot16


    That dirty aul **** sock everyone had or has under their bed...


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    #99
    Rory Gallagher
    Registered Users Posts: 292 ✭✭Rory Gallagher


    mauzo! wrote: »
    Thanked your post for the name alone :D

    Whenever I'm questioned over something its the best excuse for me to say
    ''I won't sing like a canary, and I won't go naming names''

    I would go to prison if it meant I got to say something cool like that in real life.

    Also I liked yer one aswell for acknowledging Rory Gallagher's glory.


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    #100
    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,362 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    A friend of mine was caught with the milkman wife in his room , he was 17 , she was in her 30s .The Summer Project was never the same after that weekend.


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    #101
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,237 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    a half naked lady

    Top half or bottom half?


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    #102
    razorblunt
    Registered Users Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    Someone in school had access to the internet so was selling porn print offs, bought a dozen and stored them in between my magazines thinking I'll get back to it later. They were subsequently found and included lolo Ferrari images and some shemale ones. Turned out some other lads in the class were in the same predicament, turns out yer man must have had a fetish for that stuff.


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    #103
    LizzieJones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    Jogathon wrote: »
    The little Baggie that comes with runners to keep them dry. They had the package open and the little beads on the kitchen table and were convinced I was on drugs.

    Silica Gel.


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    #104
    nails1
    Registered Users Posts: 495 ✭✭nails1


    My piss bottles


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    #105
    Katgurl
    Registered Users Posts: 2,143 ✭✭✭Katgurl


    Nothing original-

    Cigarettes, alcohol, boys, drugs

    Ohhh a box of bullets once. I got in loads of trouble and nobody believed my story but my innocent explanation of "a guy on the street handed them to me and I carried them around in my jacket pocket then forget about them" was true, boringly enough.


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    #106
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    5 plants. My parents were aided and abetted by the DS with a search warrant. I was 5 miles away at the time shagging a cops daughter.

    A few years later a cop told me that they hadn't expected to find anything. The father of my then OH orchestrated the whole thing to scare me off her.

    My old man was delighted they found the weed and fu*ked off. It stopped them from searching any further.


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    #107
    gammygils
    Registered Users Posts: 17,241 ✭✭✭✭gammygils


    A copy of ''DICK'' (UCG Rag Mag in the 80's) It was filthy!

    Mother was shocked. She threw it into the range in disgust! Was expecting

    the house to ''catch fire with blue flames flying out the chimney!'' Her words,

    not mine! :pac:

    And a 10 Major box with only 4 left. Also went into the range! What a waste!


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    #108
    kowloon
    Registered Users Posts: 13,316 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Mu Mother walked in on me when I had created a small fire in the hollowed out half of a coconut.


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    #109
    Leftyflip
    Registered Users Posts: 7,463 ✭✭✭Leftyflip


    Condoms, smokes, alcohol and bondage tape.
    Kinda funny looking back on it.


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    #110
    FullblownRose
    Registered Users Posts: 1,501 ✭✭✭FullblownRose


    MS.ing wrote: »
    lassie was it?

    Maybe the dog was gasping for a smoke


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    #111
    LizzieJones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    FullblownRose wrote: »
    Maybe the dog was gasping for a smoke

    I wouldn't be surprised. It was a French Poodle after all. :D


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    #112
    Spunge
    Registered Users Posts: 2,779 ✭✭✭Spunge


    We stole glassware from the chemistry lab at school and made some sick DIY bongs, then dad smashed them all. RIP


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    #113
    duchalla
    Registered Users Posts: 329 ✭✭duchalla


    A bag of weed and a used condom, I was kinda careless in my youth...


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    #114
    Daveysil15
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    duchalla wrote: »
    A bag of weed and a used condom, I was kinda careless in my youth...

    Getting high while having a posh ****. Nothing wrong with that.


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    #115
    nc19
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,395 ✭✭✭nc19


    Larry Murphy


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    #116
    duchalla
    Registered Users Posts: 329 ✭✭duchalla


    haha! 2 seperate occasions I'm afraid, the used comdom incident happened one morning after I woke to hear my mother getting up, cue mad panic trying to smuggle the girl out of the house, in the rush I left the the used comdom on the bedside locker! Walked yer wan home, came home to the mother with a face like thunder, told me to go to my room and get rid of that filthy thing...
    The old man found the bag of weed, he never told my mother thank God, he kept the weed tho...


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    #117
    mojesius
    Registered Users Posts: 4,324 ✭✭✭mojesius


    My mam found a vibrator. I got it as a present from a male work friend. It was a big illuminous pink monstrosity of a vibrator named 'The Aries Ram'.

    Still cringing 10 years later.


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    #118
    Daveysil15
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    nc19 wrote: »
    Larry Murphy

    Ahh now. And you're from Lucan? Ahh jasus.
    duchalla wrote: »
    haha! 2 seperate occasions I'm afraid, the used comdom incident happened one morning after I woke to hear my mother getting up, cue mad panic trying to smuggle the girl out of the house, in the rush I left the the used comdom on the bedside locker! Walked yer wan home, came home to the mother with a face like thunder, told me to go to my room and get rid of that filthy thing...
    The old man found the bag of weed, he never told my mother thank God, he kept the weed tho...

    She should be happy you were practising safe sex at least. There would have been a lot more thunder nine months later. :pac:


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    #119
    stoeger
    Registered Users Posts: 310 ✭✭stoeger


    After a night out I took a young one home and snuck her in the bedroom window trying to keep her quit she was a loud one my bedroom was right beside the kitchen . Anyway the mother came in to my room next morning with breakfast for two .


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    #120
    phill106
    Registered Users Posts: 6,810 ✭✭✭phill106


    Shergar...

    The ma made a lovely stew though!


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    #121
    stoeger
    Registered Users Posts: 310 ✭✭stoeger


    After a night out I took a young one home and snuck her in the bedroom window trying to keep her quit she was a loud one my bedroom was right beside the kitchen . Anyway the mother came in to my room next morning with breakfast for two .


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