Take The Life Expectancy Test!

Pocoyo · 17-04-2014 11:00am #1

https://www.livingto100.com/calculator

68 apparently i could last 15 more years if i quit smoking,I always thought id die of a heart attack on the toilet in my mid sixties so im happy with the result.

Mod note
There is a "enter your email address" thingy after the questions but you can just make up one.

Thundercats Ho · 17-04-2014 11:39am

Garrigai · 17-04-2014 11:42am

MagicIRL · 17-04-2014 11:42am

bnagrrl · 17-04-2014 11:44am

82... so another 50 odd years of this

mikom · 17-04-2014 11:46am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP7LHHR91lE

muppetkiller · 17-04-2014 11:46am

ShaggyQueen · 17-04-2014 11:48am

Need to sign up with an email address? No thanks

BlimpyBoy · 17-04-2014 11:50am

Thursday! At 3.00PM!

Better take a long lunch so.

ben.schlomo · 17-04-2014 11:50am

ShaggyQueen wrote: »

Need to sign up with an email address? No thanks

Stick it to the man!:cool:

D1stant · 17-04-2014 11:50am

I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518, in the village of Glen Finnen on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am Immortal.

mitosis · 17-04-2014 11:53am

93! Which is about high average for my family

cloud493 · 17-04-2014 11:56am

55.

KERSPLAT! · 17-04-2014 11:56am

bumper234 · 17-04-2014 11:56am

88

osarusan · 17-04-2014 11:57am

All those questions, then they want an email address at the end of it. F**k off wasting my time.

rainbow kirby · 17-04-2014 11:58am

96, good ol' fake@fake.com.

Posy · 17-04-2014 11:59am

I just put in my old Hotmail address which is probably still active somewhere and full of glorious spam.

I got 89- which is nearly 20 years more than my grandparents got, so fingers crossed!
I also know now not to plan a big 90th birthday bash. :pac:

Wossack · 17-04-2014 12:01pm

84

can put anything in as email, it doesnt require verification

Vito Corleone · 17-04-2014 12:01pm

78, about average I suppose. I don't live a very healthy lifestyle and cancer is pretty common in my family on both sides.

KERSPLAT! · 17-04-2014 12:04pm

Am I the only eejit that put in a real email address

turnikett1 · 17-04-2014 12:05pm

82... Was hoping for 90's at least

I should start exercizing

The One Who Knocks · 17-04-2014 12:06pm

90!

maximoose · 17-04-2014 12:09pm

93. I'll take that.

Larbre34 · 17-04-2014 12:17pm

76, happy enough to continue on my current path of minor indulgence, anyone older than that is a coffin dodger and an economic drain. Hi Dad!

MajorMax · 17-04-2014 12:17pm

79 Damnit. I was avoiding getting a pension. I assummed I wouldn't need it. That's disappointing

maguic24 · 17-04-2014 12:21pm

brummytom · 17-04-2014 12:23pm

73.. wasn't expecting it to be that high. Good, I don't want to live to my 90s.

Red Kev · 17-04-2014 12:24pm

Interesting, if not necessarily very scientific.

I put in all my data and got 80 years.

I'm in my early 40's, height 1.75m and weigh 98kg, but am in the process of getting down to my old weight of 75kg. If I do that, and cut out the serious amount of junk food I eat (I've pretty much cut it out now) then my expectancy goes up to 89 years!

Not sure the last 9 years will be too good, or indeed very productive but I'll give it a shot anyway. Could be 9 years of filling my nappy in a nursing home with no idea of who I am or where I am.

mad muffin · 17-04-2014 12:26pm

fûckoff@gmail.com was already taken :pac:

allibastor · 17-04-2014 12:26pm

Mine came back to 87

AnonoBoy · 17-04-2014 12:28pm

I just got a winky emoticon for my answer?

WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN? :eek:

turnikett1 · 17-04-2014 12:29pm

AnonoBoy wrote: »

I just got a winky emoticon for my answer?

WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN? :eek:

mikom · 17-04-2014 12:34pm

AnonoBoy wrote: »

I just got a winky emoticon for my answer?

WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN? :eek:

You're already dead and the website was saying "fair play to ya, you have them all codded".

Grid. · 17-04-2014 12:40pm

94.........happy with that!:pac:

Menas · 17-04-2014 12:41pm

92.

I pity the poor fcker who has to wipe my ass when I am that age.

WoollyRedHat · 17-04-2014 12:47pm

Life's too short for surveys.

Penny Tration · 17-04-2014 12:50pm

93. That's really not going to happen.

Xenji · 17-04-2014 12:52pm

Layinghen · 17-04-2014 12:53pm

WoollyRedHat · 17-04-2014 12:55pm

Big C · 17-04-2014 12:59pm

This not a new idea, my great grandfather knew the exact hour, time and date he was going to die ??/

The judge told him.

Zillah · 17-04-2014 1:06pm

Pocoyo wrote: »

https://www.livingto100.com/calculator

68 apparently i could last 15 more years if i quit smoking,I always thought id die of a heart attack on the toilet in my mid sixties so im happy with the result.

You should be shot for putting up a link with 30 questions that demands an email address before giving the results.

131spanner · 17-04-2014 1:08pm

88, lovely stuff!

That means I have ~23% of my life lived

Big C · 17-04-2014 1:08pm

just put in bigass@fatclub.com

Agricola · 17-04-2014 1:10pm

93. Another 60 years on this earth. Think I'll take up smoking.

17-04-2014 1:10pm

Your calculated life expectancy is 102 years.

What mortality tables are they using sure

Mugatuu · 17-04-2014 1:11pm

90! Not to bad!

Dfmnoc · 17-04-2014 1:11pm

Flippyfloppy · 17-04-2014 1:11pm

92!!! woo hoo!!

Xenji · 17-04-2014 1:17pm

The Ultimate Warrior wrote: »

You do not even know....... what even functions inside this body. How do you even know, how to reach in and take something you don't even know exists. How do you even know; that the organs of the normal even exist WITHIN THIS STRUCTURE.

IF YOU REALLY WANNA FIND OUT -- get on the space shuttle and ride into the black hole for I have not even scratched the surface of MY destiny. For it lies waaay beyond, where your eyesight WILL EVER TAKE YOU. For I know, YOUR past; YOUR present and YOUR future.

So you are gonna die aged 54

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