The Alphabet Game!!

Guill · 18-09-2014 3:27pm

Have you heard about the magic car? It went down the road and turned in a house!

Eeden · 18-09-2014 4:00pm

I'm selling my hoover on ebay. Well, it's only gathering dust! (Tim Vine)

coolhull · 18-09-2014 4:23pm

Joan nudged her husband. "See that fella over there ? When I split up with him 20 years ago he took to the drink and he hasn't stopped drinking since."
" Good Lord" said the husband, "20 years is a long to spend celebrating".

gammygils · 18-09-2014 5:58pm

Knock Knock
Who's there
Ach
Ach who?
O Bless you

coolhull · 19-09-2014 11:02am

"The German Bank Robbery"

by Hans Upp

Wichita Lineman · 19-09-2014 12:15pm

My mother-in-law is a well balanced person. She's got a chip on BOTH shoulders.

coolhull · 21-09-2014 12:13am

Did you hear about the fella that drowned in a bowl of muesli?

A strong currant pulled him in........( I know, I know

)

gammygils · 21-09-2014 4:42pm

Nun at Confessions and a nun in the bath. What's the difference?

Well. One has a soul full of hope and the other a hole full of soap!

coolhull · 21-09-2014 11:11pm

Oscar Pistorious was almost certainly guilty.

Sure he hadn't a leg to stand on

Mongarra · 23-09-2014 5:43pm

Please do not throw cigarette ends in the urinals. It makes them too hard to re-light.

Guill · 23-09-2014 6:18pm

Question: What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?
Answer: Lonely

coolhull · 23-09-2014 8:01pm

Ready, steady, go. . .

What do you call two rows of green vegetables?

A dual cabbage-way.

* I'll get my coat *

Eeden · 24-09-2014 12:28am

So this cowboy walks in to a German car showroom and he says "Audi!" (Tim Vine again - master of one-liners!)

And yes, I get that starting with "so" is cheating a bit....

gammygils · 24-09-2014 1:30am

Tortoise walks into a bar with a girl on it's back and orders a drink.
Barman says 'Do you know there's a girl on your back? "
"Oh that" says the tortoise

"That's Michelle!"

coolhull · 26-09-2014 1:54pm

U probably heard this one..(yeah, I know!)

Knock, knock
'Who's there?'
'Doorbell repair man'

gammygils · 26-09-2014 6:06pm

Very unlucky man lost all his fingers in a machine accident.
"You do realise that if you brought them in we could have stitched them back on" said the A&E doctor
"I know" replied the man "But I couldn't pick 'em up!"

Chareth Cutestory · 27-09-2014 12:05am

What does a nosey pepper do?

Get jalapeño business.

Eeden · 27-09-2014 12:14am

X-ray joke:

coolhull · 27-09-2014 11:43pm

You know you're addicted to the internet when you start giving your address as: url//http.123.blue.street//html

Eeden · 30-09-2014 11:12pm

I went to the Zoo and asked if they had any talking parrots.

The Zookeeper said they didn't; but they did have a woodpecker who knew Morse Code.

(I know, I know! best I could do! Now someone else come up with the next topic.....)

coolhull · 30-09-2014 11:18pm

Something serious again, maybe?

We've been here before, but....

CIities of the world?

Addis Abbaba

jake is right · 30-09-2014 11:20pm

Barcelona

coolhull · 30-09-2014 11:22pm

Cincinnati

Eeden · 30-09-2014 11:28pm

Darwin

jake is right · 30-09-2014 11:29pm

Eindhoven

Grid. · 01-10-2014 12:04am

Freiburg

jake is right · 01-10-2014 12:09am

Granada

gammygils · 01-10-2014 12:40am

Helsinki

Eeden · 01-10-2014 10:42am

Indianapolis

jake is right · 01-10-2014 10:47am

Johannesburg

The Alphabet Game!!

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