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Bag of Coke

  • 24-03-2012 2:58am
    #1
    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭


    Stopped at the garage tonight on the way home from shops to get petrol and coal.Got a tenners worth of unleaded and picked up what I thought was a small bag of coal.Paid 16 euro
    Got home ,went to light the fire and there it was "COKE" on the front of the bag.Thought I"d won the lotto ,10 kilos for 6 quid.
    Much to my disapointment it turned out to some form of **** burning,no heat fossil fuel.


Comments

  • #2
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Chop it up, whack it up your nostrils & become senorsnortsalot.


  • #3
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,664 ✭✭✭policarp


    senorwipesalot wrote: »
    Stopped at the garage tonight on the way home from shops to get petrol and coal.Got a tenners worth of unleaded and picked up what I thought was a small bag of coal.Paid 16 euro
    Got home ,went to light the fire and there it was "COKE" on the front of the bag.Thought I"d won the lotto ,10 kilos for 6 quid.
    Much to my disapointment it turned out to some form of **** burning,no heat fossil fuel.

    Where's this.?


  • #4
    The Snipe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,484 ✭✭✭The Snipe


    Didn't anyone ever tell you? You need to make sure its finally ground before you do anything! Get cutting that **** man!


  • #5
    wil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,188 ✭✭✭wil


    Does it have that health warning on the bag "Smoke Less"


  • #6
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,941 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    Rub the K. Rub the K. Rub the K. Rub the K.


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  • #7
    Kylo Ren
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,364 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    I once bought a bag of coal. Brought in home, opened it up and what do I find? Coal.


  • #8
    jimthemental
    Registered Users Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭jimthemental


    Does coke not burn hotter and with less impurities than coal. I remember from engineering in secondary school that it's coal that has been degassed in an oven and is used to fuel furnaces in ore smelting.


  • #9
    johnny_cash
    Registered Users Posts: 388 ✭✭johnny_cash


    I'd love a bag of coke.There's no drink left in the house and i'm depressed as fcuk i only wish i had a bag of coke :(


  • #10
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    You have the Cocaine blues.

    Come on you’ve gotta listen unto me
    lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

    Sang the Man in Black.:pac:


  • #11
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Fire up the old blast furnace and get smelting!


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  • #12
    johnny_cash
    Registered Users Posts: 388 ✭✭johnny_cash


    Hot Lips wrote: »
    You have the Cocaine blues.

    Come on you’ve gotta listen unto me
    lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

    Sang the Man in Black.:pac:


    The man was a genius i loved his music.I also live life like johnny unfortunately :( I'm going to get really fcuked up today i'm just waiting for the off licence to open.


  • #13
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    XiledSniper wrote: »
    Didn't anyone ever tell you? You need to make sure its finally ground before you do anything! Get cutting that **** man!
    well it used to be trees and forests, then it was swamps and marshes, and after thousands/ millions of years, it was finally ground


  • #14
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Even if I was a coke head I would not feel lucky if I found a bag, I would definitely feel worried.


  • #15
    Pdfile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,115 ✭✭✭Pdfile


    if i found a bag of coke i'd be loaded...

    lol j/k i'd put bleach in that and feed it to notorious junkies.


  • #16
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    €10 worth of unleaded petrol, it's almost €1.70 a liter at the minute !

    Please tell me you had your lawnmower with you?


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