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What's your fav quote?

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    #32
    uncle ernie
    Registered Users Posts: 405 ✭✭uncle ernie


    Homer: We're gonna hit him where he lives."

    Bart: "His house?"

    Homer: "Bingo."
    *George Bush episode

    Posh woman at party introduces her boiler of a daughter to Larry Burns- "This is my daughter, she just came out tonite."

    Larry: "Woah put her back in, she's not done yet!"


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    #33
    spoofilyj
    Registered Users Posts: 579 ✭✭✭spoofilyj


    "Anything said in Latin sounds profound"

    Winston Churchill once said at a party.

    Woman: Winston you are Drunk!
    Churchill: Well my dear Lady I may be drunk but you are ugly and at least I will be sober come the morning.

    Apology accepted captain Neadarf.

    Darf Vader in The Empire Strikes back.

    The luckey speech from Dirty Harry also...


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    #34
    shinners007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 727 ✭✭✭shinners007


    heres some old syings:

    "if u lie down with dogs ull rise with fleas!!"

    "luck is when preparation meets opportunity"

    "a silent mouth is sweet to hear"

    "its for her own good that a cat purrs"

    "as the old cock crows the young cock learns!!"

    "men are like bagpipes no sound comes from them till there FULL!!".

    "drink is the curse of the land
    it makes you fight with ur neighbour
    it makes u shoot at ur landlord
    and it makes u MISS him"

    "a narrow neck keeps the bottle from being emptied with one swig"

    "every patient is a doctor after there cure!!".

    "Some students drink from the fountain of knowledge others just gargle!"


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