Political Slogans For The Next General Election

FF - You can use tears as lubricant

Vote for Germany - cos they know what they're doing

FF - Vote any fcuking way you want, we've already sealed your future.

sensibleken wrote: »

Labour - Seriously. Look at the other fúckers.

That would almost get my vote.

Anyone further to the right than Labour and it'd almost definitely get my vote.

I wouldn't be surprised if the generic "Free <insert freebie> for all" was played by every contender (though the recession will hamper that a little).

Fine Gael are already playing it. Their advert for FairCare reads "Free GP Care for all".

Also, expect the usual cries of "Fairness" and "Equality" from, well, everyone.

FF: "The devil you know is better"
FF: "It's still all Lehmans fault"
FF: "Going Forward with Mary"

FG: "A front bench full of leaders"
FG: "We will base our strategy on public opinion (polls)"

Labour: "We have policies, honestly we do"
Labour: "Who needs policies ?"
Labour: "We don't believe in policies that will get in our way down the road"

SF: "We will not give banks your money, we will take your money from the banks"
SF: "We know where you live"

Greens: "Who needs principles, they only get in the way"
Greens: "Bicycles for all"
Greens: "We can carbon tax our way out of this"
Greens: "F*** You, the Irish electorate" (along with poster of paul gogarty)
Greens: "We are the Yellow Party, formerly know as the Greens"

Independents: "My principles and policies are flexible"
Independents: "All politics is local"
Independents: "Future TD for sale"

FG: " Not governed in living memory – we have the expertise"
FG: " We didn’t see the crash coming – by God it weren’t our fault!"
FG: " The Celtic Tiger was born of a Rainbow womb."

Labour: "With PDs dead - we are the COALITION PARTNERS OF CHOICE"
Labour: "Socialism you can trust. "
Labour: "Pouting for Ireland"

Greens: " The only party with fully incorporated cyclical ministerial positions"
Greens: " Green necks: tougher than bark "
Greens: " It ain’t only America where tax-payers’ money is green."

Sinn Fein: "Some politicians have past-times. POLITICS IS OURS."
Sinn Fein: "Our leader could be in two organisations at once: two countries is a doddle! "
Sinn Fein: "Vote for us - we finally recognise the Dail."

Independents: " The sensible alternative to spoiling. "

SWP: " We will not compromise our stance (we will not be asked to) "

FF: " We are officially out of recession "
FF: " If your car is younger than 10 years ... YOU OWE US "
FF: " Vote Yes for Jobs "