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What's the worst you've ever been stung?

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  • 21-05-2010 11:27am
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    mathie
    Registered Users Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭


    And I don't mean by a Jelly fish.

    What's the worst someone has ever stung you?

    My brother-in-law asked the OH and myself to babysit their child.
    After a whole night of the child screaming uncontrollably he came to pick the child up.
    Turns out he'd brought the child for it's injections just before dropping her off with us.


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    cherryghost
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,133 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    Being asked to finish off a 'few' pages of typing, only to receive 80 pages of typing to be done.


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    douglashyde
    Registered Users Posts: 694 ✭✭✭douglashyde


    he told me he was a women.


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    #4
    TheZohanS
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    I was badly stung by a bee once...20 quid for a jar of honey...


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    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    In a disco by a female!


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    bush Baby
    Registered Users Posts: 138 ✭✭bush Baby


    Biggins wrote: »
    In a disco by a female!

    €7000 by a solicitor for doing sweet **** all


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    johngalway
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    Less than €200, but I've had my own back indirectly a few times since :D

    What goes around comes around, just bide yer time :cool:


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    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Going to a massage parlour once and being done for "Solicitation."

    Fúckers... all I wanted was a thorough rub down...


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    johnny_knoxvile
    Registered Users Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    ...it wasn't a glory hole...it was a bee hive!


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    #10
    aDeener
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,487 ✭✭✭aDeener


    There is this guuuuyyyy, i think chris hansen is his name, he stung me real bad..... :pac:


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    Stop....Hammer Time
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭Stop....Hammer Time


    Court found me Guilty but I was innocent

    Had a suspended sentance hanging over me for 10 months :(

    I appealed and won :)


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    mathie
    Registered Users Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭mathie


    Stop....Hammer Time wrote: »
    Court found me Guilty but I was innocent

    Had a suspended sentance hanging over me for 10 months :(

    I appealed and won :)

    Guilty of recording 'U Can't Touch This'?


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    johnny_knoxvile
    Registered Users Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    mathie wrote: »
    Guilty of recording 'U Can't Touch This'?
    no crimes against trousers.


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    Stop....Hammer Time
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭Stop....Hammer Time


    mathie wrote: »
    Guilty of recording 'U Can't Touch This'?


    I bet you sing along to it when you hear it .


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    inforfun
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 20,862 Mod ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    Stop....Hammer Time wrote: »
    I bet you sing along to it when you hear it .

    Fuck that.. it is already in my head after reading it...


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    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Passing a spliff to a gaurd of duty.....


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    Run_to_da_hills
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    e800 at a dentist for getting my fcuking teeth cleaned.


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    keano_afc
    Registered Users Posts: 8,711 ✭✭✭keano_afc


    Was "merry" on holidays in Turkey a good few years ago and got a shoe polish on my white adidas runners that I handed over 5000 drachmas for.Only about €25 but I was annoyed once I'd sobered up.


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    rainbowdrop
    Registered Users Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭rainbowdrop


    Went to the Doctor's yesterday cos I have a chest infection.......

    €45 for the Doctor
    €28 for antibiotics (7 tablets to be taken once a day for a week)

    How the fcuk can one measly tablet cost €4? And how the fcuk can the doctor justify charging €45? I was in the surgery for less than 5 minutes!!

    :mad:


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    silverharp
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    Run_to_da_hills wrote: »
    e800 at a dentist for getting my fcuking teeth cleaned.


    wtf! are you mr Ed?




    me, Pyramid scheme in the 80's total cost £8 , lesson learned, priceless.

    A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer



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    #21
    [Deleted User]
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    silverharp wrote: »
    wtf! are you mr Ed?

    I just nearly choked on my tea :pac:


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    pickarooney
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    keano_afc wrote: »
    Was "merry" on holidays in Turkey a good few years ago and got a shoe polish on my white adidas runners that I handed over 5000 drachmas for.Only about €25 but I was annoyed once I'd sobered up.

    But on the plus side, you stung him with your Greek currency.


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    #23
    keano_afc
    Registered Users Posts: 8,711 ✭✭✭keano_afc


    pickarooney wrote: »
    But on the plus side, you stung him with your Greek currency.

    You'd think, but he actually turned down Turkish lira because it had "too many zero's". I was done.


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    #24
    Murt10
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    Years ago I was in Paris years ago for a weekend.

    "Happened" (as you do) across a place called La Pigalle (Red light area). Touts outside all the premises, promising free admission and a free drink for entry to a live ()ucky ()ucky show.

    After some deliberation we decided to give it a go, and have a look at a show. What had we to lose. It was going to be something to tell the lads about when we came back home. This was pre Ryanair, when anywhere foreign was exiciting, and travel cost an arm and a leg.

    We were led down a passageway up to a desk. Your man at the desk wanted money. No, we argued, Free admission. Your admission is free but this is a members only club so in order to come in you have to be a member, and you have to pay to become a member. Paid up. It was in French Francs, between 5 & 10 punts each. Anyway, with the lure of the free drink, a show not available in Ireland, and a story, we paid up and went in.

    We were guided to this table in a booth. There was a bottle of Champagne ion ice on the table. Free drink, girlfriend wanted some of that. I said no. Girlfriend then wanted a short and a mixer. I felt there was something wrong and again said No and ordered 2 cokes.

    Waiter arrived with the two small bottles of coke. Then he wanted money. No we said, we were told we were entitled to a free drink. Waiter replied that you had to pay for the first drink, and only the second one was free. Grudgingly, I gave your man about twenty pounds. He took it and stood there. I asked him where was my change. He said he wanted more money, that I hadn't given him enough money for the coke. A major row followed and it looked as if it was going to start to get physical. Me and a couple of bouncers and staff. No problem. Anyway, I was dragged out of the place by the girlfriend, before I got myself into trouble.

    Ruined the whole weekend. I still feel stupid about being so easily ripped off.

    I bet Tierry Henrys Mother and Father worked there. Cheating ***nts.


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    PK2008
    Registered Users Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭PK2008


    Murt10 wrote: »
    Years ago I was in Paris years ago for a weekend.

    Brain fart!


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    silvervixen84
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 6,485 Mod ✭✭✭✭silvervixen84


    Murt10 wrote: »
    Years ago I was in Paris years ago for a weekend.

    "Happened" (as you do) across a place called La Pigalle (Red light area). Touts outside all the premises, promising free admission and a free drink for entry to a live ()ucky ()ucky show.

    After some deliberation we decided to give it a go, and have a look at a show. What had we to lose. It was going to be something to tell the lads about when we came back home. This was pre Ryanair, when anywhere foreign was exiciting, and travel cost an arm and a leg.

    We were led down a passageway up to a desk. Your man at the desk wanted money. No, we argued, Free admission. Your admission is free but this is a members only club so in order to come in you have to be a member, and you have to pay to become a member. Paid up. It was in French Francs, between 5 & 10 punts each. Anyway, with the lure of the free drink, a show not available in Ireland, and a story, we paid up and went in.

    We were guided to this table in a booth. There was a bottle of Champagne ion ice on the table. Free drink, girlfriend wanted some of that. I said no. Girlfriend then wanted a short and a mixer. I felt there was something wrong and again said No and ordered 2 cokes.

    Waiter arrived with the two small bottles of coke. Then he wanted money. No we said, we were told we were entitled to a free drink. Waiter replied that you had to pay for the first drink, and only the second one was free. Grudgingly, I gave your man about twenty pounds. He took it and stood there. I asked him where was my change. He said he wanted more money, that I hadn't given him enough money for the coke. A major row followed and it looked as if it was going to start to get physical. Me and a couple of bouncers and staff. No problem. Anyway, I was dragged out of the place by the girlfriend, before I got myself into trouble.

    Ruined the whole weekend. I still feel stupid about being so easily ripped off.

    I bet Tierry Henrys Mother and Father worked there. Cheating ***nts.

    Something very similar happened to me years ago too, also in Paris :eek:


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    #27
    mathie
    Registered Users Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭mathie


    silvervixen84 wrote: »
    Something very similar happened to me years ago too, also in Paris :eek:

    You probably saw them from the stage.


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