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If you could witness any battle.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,194 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Actium, D Day and The Battle of Hogwarts.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,704 ✭✭✭Schwiiing


    Mickey Ward vs Arturo Gatti I II and III.


  • Registered Users Posts: 795 ✭✭✭kingchess


    Gettysburg,Waterloo,battle of Guagamela in 331 BC.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,759 ✭✭✭DeadHand


    "War is delightful for those who have not experienced it".

    -Erasmus


    How many veterans of Stalingrad or Gettysburg would have of wanted to return to those times in any capacity?

    I'd imagine that most would have wished at the time to have had these ghostly time travelling powers to escape the situation they were in, could they conceive of such things.

    Had I these fantastic powers I have no idea how I'd use them but I know it wouldn't be to personally witness humanity at it's worst.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,482 ✭✭✭Kidchameleon


    Wolf 359


  • Registered Users Posts: 627 ✭✭✭House of Blaze


    Schwiiing wrote: »
    Mickey Ward vs Arturo Gatti I II and III.

    Or the rumble in the jungle for that matter!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,870 ✭✭✭CrabRevolution


    Would the likes of Staingrad and Kursk not have been months long and spread out over massive areas? You'd see nearly nothing at any one place and point in time. Helms deep on the other hand.....

    Maybe seeing the 1916 rising would be interesting, seeing as according to some it was a glorious stand for freedom against the oppression of the British Empire that motivated the nation to finally break free. Whereas to others it is made out to be a minor scuffle by a bunch of terrorists who represented no-one and were trying to remove Ireland from the UK where it rightfully belonged.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,759 ✭✭✭DeadHand


    Would the likes of Staingrad and Kursk not have been months long and spread out over massive areas? You'd see nearly nothing at any one place and point in time.

    Excellent point, there.

    Stalingrad went on for six months I think most of us would not want to see anymore after six hours.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    War of the Buttons


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,735 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manach


    The relief of the Siege of Vienna. When the mass ranks of the Polish Winged Huzzars crested the ridge and charged forth to save the city.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,297 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    Mons - so I could tell my great grandad to duck!!

    The Shellhouse Raid (from outside, or preferably from a Mossie!!)



    The Valley of Tears during the Yom Kippur War (on Ben-Gal's, the Israeli commander, staff)

    .....and the Battle of Quiberon Bay near Saint-Nazaire.

    ......and probably the Battle of the Boyne, but I think I'd prefer to have witnessed Aughrim.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,448 ✭✭✭crockholm


    Zama.

    Not even so much the battle itself,but more the pre-battle meeting between Scipio Africanus and Hannibal.O but to be a fly on that wall when 2 of the greatest generals in history met on the battlefield.

    Delenda est Carthago!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1 gaelicsteel


    When the gallant Domhnall and Murtagh O'Neill defeated the Vikings of Lough Neagh in 945. They didn't stand a chance against the savage Ulstermen.

    "Finally, the "Annals of Ulster" tell us that in the year 945, the "foreigners" of Lough Neagh were killed and their fleet destroyed by Donnall and his brother, sons of Murtagh. This Donnall and his brother were O'Neills; and among the very first to bear this famous name. They were, in fact, grandsons of the high-king, Niall Glundubh; and it is from him that all true members of the O'Neill clan take their name."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    I wouldn't mind seeing this unsung hero struggle their way into these of a morning
    http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/6d/d8/5f/6dd85fb95ce8b3e26124917de086ac6a.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,530 ✭✭✭Duck's hoop


    DeadHand wrote: »
    "War is delightful for those who have not experienced it".

    -Erasmus


    How many veterans of Stalingrad or Gettysburg would have of wanted to return to those times in any capacity?

    I'd imagine that most would have wished at the time to have had these ghostly time travelling powers to escape the situation they were in, could they conceive of such things.

    Had I these fantastic powers I have no idea how I'd use them but I know it wouldn't be to personally witness humanity at it's worst.


    Ah dry up ffs, It's a bit of craic.

    Hastings or Vinegar Hill might be worth a squint. And of course Agincourt.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,297 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    DeadHand wrote: »
    "War is delightful for those who have not experienced it".

    -Erasmus


    How many veterans of Stalingrad or Gettysburg would have of wanted to return to those times in any capacity?

    I'd imagine that most would have wished at the time to have had these ghostly time travelling powers to escape the situation they were in, could they conceive of such things.

    Had I these fantastic powers I have no idea how I'd use them but I know it wouldn't be to personally witness humanity at it's worst.

    I reckon one at least - Lee, only this time he might opt not to launch the ill-fated frontal assault on the third day.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,928 ✭✭✭Hotfail.com


    Battle of the Blackwater, obviously. :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,759 ✭✭✭DeadHand


    Jawgap wrote: »
    I reckon one at least - Lee, only this time he might opt not to launch the ill-fated frontal assault on the third day.....

    Pickett's charge, aye...

    Lee was devastated afterward riding out among his retreating men proclaiming "it's all been my fault". The confederacy never recovered from that day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,194 ✭✭✭Corruptedmorals


    The battle of Bosworth, 1485. The last battle of the wars of the roses and the most dramatic. It had it all, betrayal, last minute choosing of sides, foreign soldiers bringing a deadly and serially recurring plague with them, the crown of England ending up in a bush when Richard III was killed....and the ushering in of a new royal house, the Tudors.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 976 ✭✭✭Kev_2012


    the battle of nuremburg


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    DeadHand wrote: »
    "War is delightful for those who have not experienced it".

    -Erasmus


    How many veterans of Stalingrad or Gettysburg would have of wanted to return to those times in any capacity?

    I'd imagine that most would have wished at the time to have had these ghostly time travelling powers to escape the situation they were in, could they conceive of such things.

    Had I these fantastic powers I have no idea how I'd use them but I know it wouldn't be to personally witness humanity at it's worst.

    There'd be a lot of historical value in witnessing these battles particularly the more ancient ones as there tend to be few sources on them. For example, i'd like to witness the battle of Thermopylae to see how much of what we know about that battle is myth and how much fact.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,735 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manach


    Given that the primary source of Thermopolae was Herodotus, who whilst did not have the same emphasis on primary sources as Thucydides, was still hailed as the Father of history- I'd reckon few enough myths associate with that battle.
    Although - one never knows about the grenade throwing magi as per "300". :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭wendell borton


    "War is not nice."
    -Barbara Bush


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭wendell borton


    The battle of Bosworth, 1485. The last battle of the wars of the roses and the most dramatic. It had it all, betrayal, last minute choosing of sides, foreign soldiers bringing a deadly and serially recurring plague with them, the crown of England ending up in a bush when Richard III was killed....and the ushering in of a new royal house, the Tudors.

    :D
    http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xjemsu_s1e1-the-black-adder-the-foretelling_creation


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,506 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    The Battle of San Diego between the cities rival news teams


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    Either Thermopylae or Cannae. Both fascinating battles.

    Crap explosions though. Proper battles have explosions. I'd go for the Somme, or Ypres, they could hear the gunfire back in Britain. Now that's explosions.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,297 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    There'd be a lot of historical value in witnessing these battles particularly the more ancient ones as there tend to be few sources on them. For example, i'd like to witness the battle of Thermopylae to see how much of what we know about that battle is myth and how much fact.

    I think if I was at the Battle of Hastings I'd be shouting "Watch that f&*ker......he'll have somebody's eye out if he's not careful" :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,416 ✭✭✭Dave_The_Sheep


    DeadHand wrote: »
    Had I these fantastic powers I have no idea how I'd use them but I know it wouldn't be to personally witness humanity at it's worst.

    Except that, much like any extreme circumstance, you also get to see humanity at it's finest. The guy throwing himself on a grenade to save his fellows. Medics braving bullet and shell to try and save another human life.

    It's a horrific thing, no doubt about it. It's still part of who we are.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭131spanner


    The Battle of the Bogside.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    The Last Great Time War


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Battle of the Blackwater, obviously. :D

    That would be awesome. Tucked up in some corner of Kings Landing with a few cans watching as the mayhem unfolds!

    *wanders off to youtube


  • Registered Users Posts: 22 wobblinbrush


    The locals did actually climb nearby trees and watch the Battle of Agincourt.

    Perhaps personally I'd like to have seen one of the big seiges (not technically battles I know) of the Peninsular Wars like Badajoz.

    Or Waterloo.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 783 ✭✭✭HerrScheisse


    Some of the battles mentioned lasted months :eek:

    Sure even Easter 1916 lasted several days.

    For me Waterloo, a proper world war in microcosm, all the great nations stuffed into a few square kilometers of obscure muddy field, with the fates of entire nations hinged on the outcome. The whole thing over and done with inside a single day, and the outcome not even clear until a whisker of the end when the Prussians barely made it on time.

    A damn good battle! And nobody gives a rats ass for their immense suffering like they do for other battlefields, its a great fairground of smiling tourists today (unlike Ypres, the Somme etc). That touch of romanticism remains, even though groups of men were scattered across the field by rusty grapeshot or their heads and limbs carried away by tumbling cannonballs.

    Damn good battle by God!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Maybe some of the battles in Ukraine at the moment,

    then I could see what the actual f*ck is going on, and is Russia actually in there or just Ukrainian govt crying wolf.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 440 ✭✭Pawn




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    Battle Of Hoth would have some epic moments.

    Ditto Battle of Endor. Tho I'd love to get myself a blaster and smoke a few of them annoying Ewoks...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,758 ✭✭✭Strongbow10


    Mayweather v Pacquiao around 2009/2010

    If it happened :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 627 ✭✭✭House of Blaze


    DazMarz wrote: »
    Battle Of Hoth would have some epic moments.

    Ditto Battle of Endor. Tho I'd love to get myself a blaster and smoke a few of them annoying Ewoks...

    I'd much rather that battle at the end of phantom mencae so I could take a hand in wiping out jar jar..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,554 ✭✭✭Pat Mustard


    Battle of the Philippine Sea, 19th-20th June 1944.

    This was the largest carrier to carrier battle in history, which inflicted irreplaceable losses on the Japanese Navy. Among other damage, the Japanese lost 3 fleet carriers and somewhere between 550 and 645 aircraft.

    http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Philippine_Sea


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 642 ✭✭✭Bafucin


    To be honest I would never want to see it. Pain porn ...war is less glamorous up close.

    When the Russians took Germany from Berlin they raped pretty much every woman and child German or Jew. WAR.. It's not something I would want to see.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 440 ✭✭Pawn


    Bafucin wrote: »
    When the Russians....

    ...went through ANY country (including the ones they "liberated")...
    Bafucin wrote: »
    they raped pretty much every woman and child....



    Now this makes more sense.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 148 ✭✭changepartners


    Pawn wrote: »

    Battle of Grunwald

    A lot of these battles can be found on DVD and Youtube now!

    Austerlitz


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 440 ✭✭Pawn


    Battle of Grunwald

    A lot of these battles can be found on DVD and Youtube now!

    Austerlitz

    I've seen this film when I was about 12... I've been to the actual fields where the battle took place.



    I still would love to see the battle myself back in 1410...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,664 ✭✭✭policarp


    The Battle of the Boyne, to see if King James really did win the race home.


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Bafucin wrote: »
    To be honest I would never want to see it. Pain porn ...war is less glamorous up close.

    When the Russians took Germany from Berlin they raped pretty much every woman and child German or Jew. WAR.. It's not something I would want to see.

    Yes they behaved disgracefully along the way, also committing war crimes such as massacring POWs. I don't think many ever had to answer for the atrocities.


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  • Site Banned Posts: 2,922 ✭✭✭Egginacup


    Roberts' march from Kabul to Kandahar.....one man left alive to spread the word to the British not to fcuk with the Pashtuns.

    Israel's invasion of Southern Lebanon that was a humiliating disaster in 2006 would have been another must see. Merkava tanks defeated by ghosts with RPGs.

    West Ham v Millwall 2005 would be a close third.


  • Registered Users Posts: 555 ✭✭✭tim3000


    Verdun .. just to see what the shelling must have been like. Kursk 43 would have been very interesting too. The mining of Messines ridge would have been a sight to behold as well.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Bongalongherb


    The battle over Nuremberg, Germany in 1561. I would love to go back in time to see what this was all about.


    In the morning of April 14, 1561, at daybreak, between 4 and 5 a.m., a dreadful apparition occurred on the sun, and then this was seen in Nuremberg in the city, before the gates and in the country – by many men and women. At first there appeared in the middle of the sun two blood-red semi-circular arcs, just like the moon in its last quarter.

    And in the sun, above and below and on both sides, the color was blood, there stood a round ball of partly dull, partly black ferrous color. Likewise there stood on both sides and as a torus about the sun such blood-red ones and other balls in large number, about three in a line and four in a square, also some alone.

    In between these globes there were visible a few blood-red crosses, between which there were blood-red strips, becoming thicker to the rear and in the front malleable like the rods of reed-grass, which were intermingled, among them two big rods, one on the right, the other to the left, and within the small and big rods there were three, also four and more globes. These all started to fight among themselves, so that the globes, which were first in the sun, flew out to the ones standing on both sides, thereafter, the globes standing outside the sun, in the small and large rods, flew into the sun. Besides the globes flew back and forth among themselves and fought vehemently with each other for over an hour.

    And when the conflict in and again out of the sun was most intense, they became fatigued to such an extent that they all, as said above, fell from the sun down upon the earth ‘as if they all burned’ and they then wasted away on the earth with immense smoke. After all this there was something like a black spear, very long and thick, sighted; the shaft pointed to the east, the point pointed west. Whatever such signs mean.

    Himmelserscheinung_%C3%BCber_N%C3%BCrnberg_vom_14._April_1561.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭Adamantium


    Rocky VII: Adrian's Revenge


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31 Putins Assassin


    The battle of Berlin, 1945.


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