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Keep the Skang from your door.

  • 06-11-2010 4:11am
    #1
    Stained Class
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,808 ✭✭✭


    Well.

    I'm at that age where I'm a parent now & I'm already looking into the future & the memories to look forward to & all that goes with it.

    Classette 1 is now 5 & getting on really well with everything.

    Thing is, is that in 10 short years, she'll be 15. This is about the time Skang* will be calling to the door looking to 'go out' with my little girl.

    I've already decided that the first one in will be wearing his balls as earings.

    My reasoning is that, this will scare off a lot of the riff-raff till she comes of age.

    Am I being too strict or can anybody think of a better plan?



    *Skang, in this case means very forward types, who are obviously not good enough for 'Daddy's Girl'


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  • #2
    Helix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,661 ✭✭✭✭Helix


    youll be doing well if she gets to 15


  • #3
    Professional Griefer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,116 ✭✭✭Professional Griefer


    Stained Class wrote: »
    Well.

    I'm at that age where I'm a parent now & I'm already looking into the future & the memories to look forward to & all that goes with it.

    Classette 1 is now 5 & getting on really well with everything.

    Thing is, is that in 10 short years, she'll be 15. This is about the time Skang* will be calling to the door looking to 'go out' with my little girl.

    I've already decided that the first one in will be wearing his balls as earings.

    My reasoning is that, this will scare off a lot of the riff-raff till she comes of age.

    Am I being too strict or can anybody think of a better plan?



    *Skang, in this case means very forward types, who are obviously not good enough for 'Daddy's Girl'

    Maybe, just maybe.

    Just give it time, you never know what the future holds.


  • #4
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Stained Class wrote: »
    Well.

    I'm at that age where I'm a parent now & I'm already looking into the future & the memories to look forward to & all that goes with it.

    Classette 1 is now 5 & getting on really well with everything.

    Thing is, is that in 10 short years, she'll be 15. This is about the time Skang* will be calling to the door looking to 'go out' with my little girl.

    I've already decided that the first one in will be wearing his balls as earings.

    My reasoning is that, this will scare off a lot of the riff-raff till she comes of age.

    Am I being too strict or can anybody think of a better plan?



    *Skang, in this case means very forward types, who are obviously not good enough for 'Daddy's Girl'

    Coming to AH for parenting tips...I see....


  • #5
    PanchoVilla
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭PanchoVilla


    You've got the right idea. Just make sure you leave the first lad with visible facial scarring, this will serve as a warning to any other potential suiters. You might get done for violent disorder or some shíte but it's better than seeing your daughter pregnant by the age of 16.


  • #6
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Classette 1 is now 5 & getting on really well with everything.

    Jeeze, you've already put a noose around her neck, OP.


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  • #7
    Stained Class
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,808 ✭✭✭Stained Class


    Ix Deadmau5 wrote: »
    Maybe, just maybe.

    Just give it time, you never know what the future holds.

    Maybe so.

    Before anybody else answers, could you tell if you're a parent or not.:)


  • #8
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Stained Class wrote: »
    Well.

    I'm at that age where I'm a parent now & I'm already looking into the future & the memories to look forward to & all that goes with it.

    Classette 1 is now 5 & getting on really well with everything.

    Thing is, is that in 10 short years, she'll be 15. This is about the time Skang* will be calling to the door looking to 'go out' with my little girl.

    I've already decided that the first one in will be wearing his balls as earings.

    My reasoning is that, this will scare off a lot of the riff-raff till she comes of age.

    Am I being too strict or can anybody think of a better plan?



    *Skang, in this case means very forward types, who are obviously not good enough for 'Daddy's Girl'


    You're planning what to do to her first boyfriend 10 years in advance?
    God help the poor fcuker who calls to your door is all i can say!


  • #9
    PanchoVilla
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭PanchoVilla


    Stained Class wrote: »
    Maybe so.

    Before anybody else answers, could you tell if you're a parent or not.:)

    I'm not a parent but I have 2 sisters who got pregnant by scumbags when they were still teenagers. They are now both single mothers and I'd love to perform a DIY vasectomy on the pricks who got them pregnant then fúcked off. When it come to young lads, violence is always the answer. It doesn't even really matter what the question is.


  • #10
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    OP, this forum will be more informative if you are serious about your thread.

    I would suggest you rephrase your opening post slightly though.:)


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