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  • 23-08-2013 12:38am
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    hansfrei
    Registered Users Posts: 915 ✭✭✭


    Three things of outstanding personal importance happened to me today. I'll write them here in order of importance. Firstly, I'd like to pat myself on the back. This is something I didn't do, which I think is as important as the things you do do. I didn't go to lidle and buy some kind of a yoke I didn't even want and will probably never use.

    Secondly, I gave the two fingered salute to a door to door chugger without even feeling guilty.

    Thirdly, I helped a stranded motorist out by offering a lift. Which she refused. Evenfull day. Been a long week.


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    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    Faith in humanity, 100% restored.


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    ardinn
    Registered Users Posts: 4,246 ✭✭✭ardinn


    Tonight I was Fishing in Milford and a girl who had just been punched by her (now ex) boyfriend and stranded out in the middle of nowhere came up and asked me to help her - I phoned the guards to tell them the story and then brought her to the station.

    I also got her number :D
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    http://slaneyfishing.com




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    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Jesus mother****ing H Christ, king of the Jews.


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    hairyprincess
    Registered Users Posts: 2,293 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    hansfrei wrote: »
    Thirdly, I helped a stranded motorist out by offering a lift. Which she refused. Evenfull day. Been a long week.

    Why did she refuse? Do you look like a killer? We need to focus in on this.


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    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    You are a shining example to us all OP.

    Except our education department.

    Spelling section.


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    hansfrei
    Registered Users Posts: 915 ✭✭✭hansfrei


    hairyprincess wrote: »
    Why did she refuse? Do you look like a killer? We need to focus in on this.

    Women. Who knows eh?


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    Sauve
    Registered Users Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    keith16 wrote: »
    Jesus mother****ing H Christ, king of the Jews.

    Ssshhh, it's alright. You'll be alright.
    Have some tea :o


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    pebbles21
    Registered Users Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    hansfrei wrote: »
    Three things of outstanding personal importance happened to me today. I'll write them here in order of importance. Firstly, I'd like to pat myself on the back. This is something I didn't do, which I think is as important as the things you do do. I didn't go to lidle and buy some kind of a yoke I didn't even want and will probably never use.

    Secondly, I gave the two fingered salute to a door to door chugger without even feeling guilty.

    Thirdly, I helped a stranded motorist out by offering a lift. Which she refused. Evenfull day. Been a long week.

    I bet the long cold winter nights we have ahead...fly by in your house!


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    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Sauve wrote: »
    Ssshhh, it's alright. You'll be alright.
    Have some tea :o

    Now, when you say tea, do you mean beer?


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    donvito99
    Registered Users Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭donvito99


    Thought we had a "My News" thread already, but what the hell.


    Today, I painted the bathroom.

    It was good.

    The paint was white.

    White is a good colour.


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    hansfrei
    Registered Users Posts: 915 ✭✭✭hansfrei


    Lapin wrote: »

    Except our education department.

    Spelling section.

    Do I get points for writting my name down?


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    hairyprincess
    Registered Users Posts: 2,293 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    Lapin wrote: »
    You are a shining example to us all OP.

    Except our education department.

    Spelling section.

    Sentence structure and grammar departments are up in arms also.


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    dxhound2005
    Registered Users Posts: 20,672 ✭✭✭✭dxhound2005


    hansfrei wrote: »
    Three things of outstanding personal importance happened to me today. I'll write them here in order of importance. Firstly, I'd like to pat myself on the back. This is something I didn't do, which I think is as important as the things you do do. I didn't go to lidle and buy some kind of a yoke I didn't even want and will probably never use.

    Secondly, I gave the two fingered salute to a door to door chugger without even feeling guilty.

    Thirdly, I helped a stranded motorist out by offering a lift. Which she refused. Evenfull day. Been a long week.

    I think you meant yesterday. Your house must be full of Lidl Thursday Specials if this is the first time you resisted the urge to purchase.


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    hansfrei
    Registered Users Posts: 915 ✭✭✭hansfrei


    dxhound2005 wrote: »
    I think you meant yesterday. Your house must be full of Lidl Thursday Specials if this is the first time your resisted the urge to purchase.

    It's all organised in an organiser from lidle.


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    Sauve
    Registered Users Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    keith16 wrote: »
    Now, when you say tea, do you mean beer?

    Double whiskeys is all that'll do here I think...


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    Ilik Urgee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭Ilik Urgee


    So you went to the supermarket, realised you forgot your money at the till, in your embarrassment kicked over the chugger's basket on the way out,forgot about the OH and drove off in a huff.

    Nothing random there.:confused:


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    efb
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    I had heartburn I took Rennie...


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    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Sauve wrote: »
    Double whiskeys is all that'll do here I think...

    That is my modus operandi.


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    wil
    Registered Users Posts: 4,188 ✭✭✭wil


    hansfrei wrote: »
    Thirdly, I helped a stranded motorist out by offering a lift. Which she refused. Evenfull day. Been a long week.
    You should probably take her home now.


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    shopaholic01
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    wil wrote: »
    You should probably take her home now.
    :D


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    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    I dyed my hair.

    I love my new hair. Tomorrow I'll wax my downstairs.


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    nocoverart
    Registered Users Posts: 2,354 ✭✭✭nocoverart


    The more I read the OP, the less sense it makes. Think It's time for bed!


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    cena
    Registered Users Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭cena


    Those that are giving out about the op spelling grammar. Do ye need to pick On people for there grammar. As long as you make out what they are saying leave it.


    If all the great grammar/ spelling nazi are so good, go open a grammar / spelling school. Help people out with this problem


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    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    I dyed my hair.

    I love my new hair. Tomorrow I'll wax my downstairs.

    You're going to wax yourself? You're a braver woman than me. I tried that once - it did not end well. It was that wax u heated in the microwave, scalded was not the word.
    Remember to put some talc on before you wax, apply the wax with the growth of hair, and pull the strip to remove it against the growth. Small strips at a time and always check the direction of growth or you be in bits with ingrowns.

    Oh and stretch the skin like mega tight with one hand, while you're pulling the strip off. Else you'll bruise


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    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    You're going to wax yourself? You're a braver woman than me. I tried that once - it did not end well. It was that wax u heated in the microwave, scalded was not the word.
    Remember to put some talc on before you wax, apply the wax with the growth of hair, and pull the strip to remove it against the growth. Small strips at a time and always check the direction of growth or you be in bits with ingrowns.

    Oh and stretch the skin like mega tight with one hand, while you're pulling the strip off. Else you'll bruise


    Christ that's a lot of work, reminded me of this :D


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=285-qOZjt2g


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    Penn
    Registered Users Posts: 33,291 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    No news threads are good news threads.

    Locked.


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