You fail as a drinker and as a Person.

minidazzler · 12-09-2009 2:44am #1

Hello there,

This is to all those eejits who post "I'm Drunk" Threads every Friday and Saturday night.

Will you guys please tell me why you do this?

It is quite sad posting on boards when you are pissed because it means a number of things.

a) You failed to score.
b) You failed to find a house party to crash.
c) You didn't drink enough to make the first 2 OK.
d) You didn't post anything Risque, just said you were drunk.
e) You are saying nothing interesting.
f) If you have a Fcuk Buddy, you have failed to hook up with them.

Seriously just stop. Alot of people are drunk but they feel no need to start threads about it. At least post in an existing thread that you are drunk and stop being a sh1t.

Also, you might want to evaluate how you go out. When you are drunk and the night is coming to a close, take the ugly girl, sure it's something you don't want to be caught doing but a morning of awkwardness sure beats the crap out of a night of loneliness.

Well, enjoy the rest of your nights people.
All my love
Mini.

PS, Remember, Go Ugly EARLY then you get the good looking ugly girl.:D

(Yes I am Sober, no not by choice.)

FearDark · 12-09-2009 2:46am

Its not our fault you dont have friends to go out with. Listen mate, someday someone will want you, but until then keep posting on boards every Friday and Saturday night, theres someone desperate out there for you.

And FYI, I me and my GF had a great night and im sitting beside my her now laughing at losers like you because youre... well a LOSER.

NIGHT!

liah · 12-09-2009 2:46am

I just posted the exact same thread in R&R but it hasn't been approved yet.

Totally with you. Why the hell are all these self-important twats coming out of the woodwork?

Why do you honestly think we care if you happen to be able to do what a billion other people are doing tonight?

Chrissake.

tommyboy2222 · 12-09-2009 2:48am

Get a life loser.

Yakult · 12-09-2009 2:48am

some people drink at home maybe??

12-09-2009 2:48am

drunk posting is bad.. but sober posting boasting that you manage a) b) and f) every night you go out is also bad.

minidazzler · 12-09-2009 2:48am

FearDark wrote: »

Get a life loser.

As I said not by choice, I am babysitting for the weekend so my parents can go away for their aniversary. I will be paid back.

minidazzler · 12-09-2009 2:50am

Deleted User wrote: »

drunk posting is bad.. but sober posting boasting that you manage a) b) and f) every night you go out is also bad.

It's really A or B or F. I go out with some good people, and Go Ugly early works usually:D

raah! · 12-09-2009 2:51am

Dunno, I'm a fan of drunkeness in all its manifestations. Drunken people can be very entertaining. I think what is wrong with these threads is not that the people are drunk but just the "hey look at me" nature of them.

That post awhile back though, where some mod came on and told everyone he/she loved them, was very nice.

brazilicious · 12-09-2009 2:52am

raah! wrote: »

Dunno, I'm a fan of drunkeness in all its manifestations. Drunken people can be very entertaining. I think what is wrong with these threads is not that the people are drunk but just the "hey look at me" nature of them.

+1

FearDark · 12-09-2009 2:52am

Says the people who stay in every weekend :rolleyes:

GET A LIFE.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 12-09-2009 2:52am

minidazzler wrote: »

a) You failed to score.
b) You failed to find a house party to crash.
c) You didn't drink enough to make the first 2 OK.
d) You didn't post anything Risque, just said you were drunk.
f) If you have a Fcuk Buddy, you have failed to hook up with them.

Of course, the only reasons anyone ever does socialising in Ireland.

Maybe he went out, had a good night chatting with his mates and came home happy.

Sharpshooter · 12-09-2009 3:00am

FearDark wrote: »

Says the people who stay in every weekend :rolleyes:

GET A LIFE.

Troll your boat again and you'll get a ban.:pac:

You fail as a drinker and as a Person.

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