How do you cut your bread?

Seasoft · 06-10-2011 9:31am #1

Silly question, I know.
You want to make a sandwich with a single slice, so you'll cut it and put the two parts together.
So, are you symmetrical and do you cut from top to bottom, or do you cut across and to hell with matching halves?

or

BBDBB · 06-10-2011 9:32am

with a knife

tried a spoon, made a hell of a mess

DjFlin · 06-10-2011 9:33am

Neither. Cut them in triangles.

Mr. Presentable · 06-10-2011 9:34am

One slice? Don't cut, just fold.

Standard Toaster · 06-10-2011 9:39am

DeWalt Angle Grinder like everyone else

Seachmall · 06-10-2011 9:39am

We had a thread almost the exact same as this a few weeks ago, why is everyone so interested in how I cut my sandwiches?!

pebbles21 · 06-10-2011 9:42am

You left some of your "stuff" there at the end of your plate...

Suppose it explains something

blackbird98 · 06-10-2011 9:43am

why be such a cheapskate.......use 2 slices!!!

Saila · 06-10-2011 9:43am

garden shears

revell · 06-10-2011 9:44am

Seachmall wrote: »

We had a thread almost the exact same as this a few weeks ago, why is everyone so interested in how I cut my sandwiches?!

someone does need to know how others do things in order to justify how himself does things

bradlente · 06-10-2011 9:47am

Judo chop.Beat the **** outta that bread,Know wham sayin?

DrumSteve · 06-10-2011 9:55am

I get them cut into miniture airplanes.

06-10-2011 10:02am

Always the second one. I reckon if you do it the first way, you're just plain weird.

Krusader · 06-10-2011 10:04am

Consaw

the groutch · 06-10-2011 10:08am

I don't since they invented that thing called sliced bread

mconigol · 06-10-2011 11:48am

Should this thread not be in the ladies lounge op? :pac:

GLaDOS · 06-10-2011 11:57am

I usually don't bother cutting it. I'm going to eat the whole sandwich anyway...

Dravokivich · 06-10-2011 12:07pm

Cut?

If a man makes a sambo, he is meant to rip it in two.

TheRealSquishy · 06-10-2011 12:16pm

Cut it diagonally and then flip one of the halves over so they match :cool:

Love sammiches :pac:

judas101 · 06-10-2011 12:18pm

the groutch wrote: »

I don't since they invented that thing called sliced bread

it's great isn't it?

Probably the best thing since......ever

starlit · 06-10-2011 1:04pm

Into squares, rectangles or triangles depends.

Chuck Stone · 06-10-2011 1:14pm

I like to cut it on the hypotenuse.

Saila · 06-10-2011 1:19pm

Chuck Stone wrote: »

I like to make the 2 hypotenuse when I cut.

fixed.

rich1874 · 06-10-2011 1:24pm

I don't think anybody in the history of the world has ever cut their bread the first way... That's idiotic..

OakeyDokey · 06-10-2011 1:39pm

I cut them with a knife into triangles.. just in half when I'm lazy.

Soby · 06-10-2011 1:45pm

I cut them into 4 triangles

Mickey H · 06-10-2011 2:36pm

DrumSteve wrote: »

I get them cut into miniture airplanes.

Was it Mrs. Doyle that showed you that one?

vetstu · 06-10-2011 2:57pm

Chainsaw

force eleven · 06-10-2011 3:10pm

Fully clothed usually.

Harpy · 06-10-2011 3:15pm

Soby wrote: »

I cut them into 4 triangles

I do the same.. I always feel a little childish when i do it, but its the way i like it..

ronan keane · 06-10-2011 6:05pm

Into Fingers !!!!

lazygal · 10-10-2011 4:36pm

Triangles, big or two small ones or two big rectangles or two small squares?

Two big triangles tastes better.

Zombienosh · 10-10-2011 4:37pm

I cut them with a knife

KeithM89_old · 10-10-2011 4:39pm

Threads Merged

Batesy · 10-10-2011 4:40pm

It's a well known fact that a sandwich tastes twice as nice when cut into triangles.

Ruu_Old · 10-10-2011 4:41pm

Shape of a dinosaur.

Archeron · 10-10-2011 4:42pm

Cut off all four crusts into four indivudual lines.
Take the remainder, and cut into 8 tiny triangles (helps to cut into 4 squares first, then halve those in triangle shape).
Position on the plate so that the crusts form what look like a horizon. The 8 tiny triangles are placed on top to represent a fleet of little boats.

Then eat them all while pretending I am Poseidon, God of the sea, and no navy, no matter how great, can enter my domain without being destroyed and eaten.

Please note, this is difficult with cheese toasties.

meoklmrk91 · 10-10-2011 4:46pm

I don't believe in cutting them. Take two slices of bread throw what ever you want in the middle and eat. Saves on time and washing up.

How do you cut your bread?

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