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Polish Mastercriminal with 50 different addresses evades the boys in blue

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  • 19-02-2009 12:11pm
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    You honestly couldn't make this up.

    I read this and had to check that it wasn't April Fools.
    Dictionary helps crack case of notorious Polish serial offender

    RUADHÁN Mac CORMAIC, Migration Correspondent

    HE WAS one of Ireland’s most reckless drivers, a serial offender who crossed the country wantonly piling up dozens of speeding fines and parking tickets while somehow managing to elude the law.

    So effective was his modus operandi of giving a different address each time he was caught that by June 2007 there were more than 50 separate entries under his name, Prawo Jazdy, in the Garda Pulse system. And still not a single conviction.

    In the end, the vital clue to his identity lay not with Interpol or the fingerprint database but in the pages of a Polish-English dictionary. Prawo jazdy means driving licence.

    In a letter dated June 17th, 2007, an officer from the Garda traffic division wrote that it had come to his attention that members inspecting Polish driving licences were noting Prawo Jazdy as the licence holder’s name.

    “Prawo Jazdy is actually the Polish for driving licence and not the first and surname on the licence,” he wrote.

    “Having noticed this I decided to check on Pulse and see how many members have made this mistake. It is quiet [sic] embarrassing to see that the system has created Prawo Jazdy as a person with over 50 identities.

    “He can also be found on the Fixed Charge Processing System as well. This mistake needs to be rectified immediately and a memo sent to the members concerned. I also think that Garda Information Service Centre [in] Castlebar should be notified and some kind of alert put on these two words.”

    In Poland, a booklet-type licence such as the one used in the Republic was phased out in 2004 and replaced with a pink, credit card-sized licence with an EU flag, the words Prawo Jazdy in the top right corner with (in admittedly smaller type) the holder’s name and personal details.

    A Garda source confirmed that the issue of Polish licences being misread had arisen in 2007, but said the errors were spotted quickly and the problem had now been resolved.

    It was not clear whether the confusion was due to licences simply being misread or officers being misled by their holders, he added.

    To weed out any other inanimate foreign offenders who might be lurking in the digital depths, the Pulse system has since been updated, with a new section advising officers of the layout of foreign driving licences.

    Notices were also sent to Garda stations alerting them to the error.

    Expect the recidivist Mrs Library Card from the Czech Republic to have her cover blown.

    http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/frontpage/2009/0219/1224241418104.html?via


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,514 ✭✭✭Sleipnir


    Already posted at least twice.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,121 ✭✭✭Spore


    thb I dont think there is a 'master criminal' just numerous Poles pulling the same stunt, doesn't take a genius to realise our Paddy cops can't read Polish and if you see two Polish word over the address part you could easily pass that off as your name.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Cue the keystone cops music......


  • Registered Users Posts: 317 ✭✭ohnoigotsick


    Maybe Ceadúnas Tiomána is causing havoc on the streets of Warsaw


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,323 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    You shouldn't watch this if you haven't seen the film. Really.




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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,139 ✭✭✭Wreck


    Spore wrote: »
    thb I dont think there is a 'master criminal' just numerous Poles pulling the same stunt, doesn't take a genius to realise our Paddy cops can't read Polish and if you see two Polish word over the address part you could easily pass that off as your name.

    Genuine lol.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭dlambirl


    Brilliant!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    It is quiet [sic] embarrassing
    Quite :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    biko wrote: »
    Quite :rolleyes:

    No they meant they were embarrassed at a really low volume about the whole situation.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 670 ✭✭✭Hard Larry


    That's the guy they linked to the Swan-nappings too


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  • Registered Users Posts: 295 ✭✭annie.t


    lol :D

    I don't blame the guards, but the whole thing is hilarious.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,393 ✭✭✭Dubh Geannain


    "In Soviet Russia car drives you!"


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    I read this this morning and found it pretty hilarious!


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