Dear cloud, i can haz job?

AckwelFoley · 04-12-2008 4:36pm #1

Man, 31, seeks job
willing to do any type of work.
Able to start 14th of December.

was made redundant today!

\o/

woot! More boards spam time and oppertunities to persue my other 'interests'

MagicMarker · 04-12-2008 4:37pm

I'll hire you, you can be my arse wiper. Guaranteed at least 3 hours work a day.

Gary ITR · 04-12-2008 4:39pm

Hmmmm.... Aren't you in field sales? And here's me looking for another field sales job. Darn

Doc · 04-12-2008 4:39pm

snyper wrote: »

Man, 31, seeks job
willing to do any type of work.
Able to start 14th of December.

was made redundant today!

\o/

woot! More boards spam time and oppertunities to persue my other 'interests'

Are you willing to wear a long blond wig red lipstick and a push-up bra?

Turd Ferguson · 04-12-2008 4:39pm

http://www.jobs.ie/ApplyForJob.aspx?Id=884176

Here you go

AckwelFoley · 04-12-2008 4:40pm

Doc wrote: »

Are you willing to ware a long blond wig red lipstick and a push-up bra?

Yes

Smart Bug · 04-12-2008 4:40pm

Are you a giving Snyper, or a receiving Snyper?

Doc · 04-12-2008 4:42pm

snyper wrote: »

Yes

Are you willing to perform acts that may not be 100% legal?

AckwelFoley · 04-12-2008 4:42pm

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

http://www.jobs.ie/ApplyForJob.aspx?Id=884176

Here you go

so kind dude.

thelordofcheese · 04-12-2008 4:42pm

snyper wrote: »

Yes

Then come and see me in my orifice....erm office.

Vegeta · 04-12-2008 4:43pm

I'll pay you not to rape my future kids

On a side note, could be getting the bullet here too. Will know next week

It'll be the longest Christmas Holidays ever if it does happen. Which is kinda

but in the long term

AckwelFoley · 04-12-2008 4:43pm

Doc wrote: »

Are you willing to perform acts that may not be 100% legal?

Eh, dooh, of course!

chops1990 · 04-12-2008 4:47pm

This country is goin so far down the ****ter its scary

AckwelFoley · 04-12-2008 4:48pm

Vegeta wrote: »

I'll pay you not to rape my future kids

how many 0's are we talking here?

Doc · 04-12-2008 4:49pm

snyper wrote: »

Eh, dooh, of course!

In that case I may have a job for you…

I cant say much (there are spies everywhere) but it involves a Russian diplomat a secret camera, an allegedly derelict oil refinery in Siberia and a 24” double ended vibrating dildo.
:cool:

AckwelFoley · 04-12-2008 4:50pm

chops1990 wrote: »

This country is goin so far down the ****ter its scary

well, considering i sell solar panels and the likes, yes.

Quazzie · 04-12-2008 4:51pm

wanna sell me some ridiculously cheap ones before ya leave

chops1990 · 04-12-2008 4:52pm

Speaking of the legality of jobs, it seems many people will have to turn to some sort of crime, or possibly try to find another job, even tho more and more people are being let go and the jobs are nowhere to be seen.

Doc · 04-12-2008 4:55pm

chops1990 wrote: »

it seems many people will have to turn to some sort of crime, or possibly try to find another job,

Man I just LOL at this... You think!

chops1990 · 04-12-2008 4:56pm

I just came up with the best idea ever to save our economy!!!

Legalise weed!!!!! It takes the criminjal aspect out of it, and look at how much people go to amsterdam!!!! Think I might start petitioning the government for this plan.

Kiera · 04-12-2008 4:56pm

Jesus I’ll give you a years pay to get rid of that ghey avatar!

chops1990 · 04-12-2008 4:57pm

Doc wrote: »

Man I just LOL at this... You think!

Yeah, I'm obviously takin the piss

Doc · 04-12-2008 4:58pm

chops1990 wrote: »

I just came up with the best idea ever to save our economy!!!

Legalise weed!!!!! It takes the criminjal aspect out of it, and look at how much people go to amsterdam!!!! Think I might start petitioning the government for this plan.

Lets legalise murder! And if you take out a person who dose the same job as you you can have it!

CreepingDeath · 04-12-2008 5:02pm

snyper wrote: »

Man, 31, seeks job
willing to do any type of work.
Able to start 14th of December.

You sold solar panels..... in Ireland ?
Hmm, I think I see where you went wrong there.

chops1990 · 04-12-2008 5:04pm

Thats all well and goos untill some one kills you and takes YOUR job

AckwelFoley · 04-12-2008 5:10pm

CreepingDeath wrote: »

You sold solar panels..... in Ireland ?
Hmm, I think I see where you went wrong there.

1.2 million quids worth of solar and geothermal

chops1990 · 04-12-2008 5:16pm

Must be a pretty expensive business to run if they cant afford to keep you even tho they made 1.2 million

neacy69 · 04-12-2008 5:22pm

Onkle wrote: »

Hmmmm.... Aren't you in field sales? And here's me looking for another field sales job. Darn

Can't be that many people interested in buying fields?

maybe you just weren't outstanding is your chosen field....:p

i'll be leaving now

SheroN · 04-12-2008 5:23pm

chops1990 wrote: »

Must be a pretty expensive business to run if they cant afford to keep you even tho they made 1.2 million

He said 1.2 million worth of stuff. They bought the stuff for 1.5 million though.

AckwelFoley · 05-12-2008 2:47am

My motivation to get up in the morning and work out the remaining few days is rather small. I dont think i'l be up too early tomorrow..might have an aul sleep in and a chuck one out on the missus before she wakes

Overheal · 05-12-2008 3:19am

Dont stay redundant too long or your post count is going to sky rocket in a bad way.

i should know

The_B_Man · 05-12-2008 3:33am

99% of my posts come from when I'm IN work!!

monkeyfudge · 05-12-2008 4:14am

About 6 months ago we advertised for the position of my receptionist.

I got two applications. The person we hired moved on after 4 months though.

Advertised the position again this month and got 129 applications.

The_B_Man · 05-12-2008 4:43am

^ If there was ever a reason to be a smokin fine hotty....

Mahatma coat · 05-12-2008 6:46am

Jaysus, it would seem that everyone is consolidating at the moment, Snyper, this here Australia place might be a better environment for sellin Solar Panels, tht and the outback is so big they'd never find the bodies

05-12-2008 6:55am

CreepingDeath wrote: »

You sold solar panels..... in Ireland ?
Hmm, I think I see where you went wrong there.

Joking apart, even with our muslim weather (shi'te) they do work!

DonJose · 05-12-2008 9:54am

snyper wrote: »

Man, 31, seeks job
willing to do any type of work.
Able to start 14th of December.

was made redundant today!

\o/

woot! More boards spam time and oppertunities to persue my other 'interests'

I'm looking for somebody to shine my knob... I mean my door knob.

http://lingni-net.blogspot.com/2007/04/antropomorphic-door-knob.html

javaboy · 05-12-2008 10:02am

neacy69 wrote: »

Can't be that many people interested in buying fields?

On the contrary there are plenty interested but Richard Harris keeps scuppering the deals.

thebman · 05-12-2008 10:17am

Doc wrote: »

In that case I may have a job for you…

I cant say much (there are spies everywhere) but it involves a Russian diplomat a secret camera, an allegedly derelict oil refinery in Siberia and a 24” double ended vibrating dildo.
:cool:

and Declan Ganley judging from the Prime Time special :P

05-12-2008 10:24am

CreepingDeath wrote: »

You sold solar panels..... in Ireland ?
Hmm, I think I see where you went wrong there.

Don't we get daylight in Ireland???

Solar panels aren't a bad idea as they work from DAYlight, not necessarily sunlight!

marzic · 05-12-2008 10:39am

snyper wrote: »

Man, 31, seeks job
willing to do any type of work.
Able to start 14th of December.

was made redundant today!

\o/

woot! More boards spam time and oppertunities to persue my other 'interests'

Let me be the first to congradulate you;)! Honestly, many people are in fear of loosing their jobs, but the fear is no longer the issue for you, consider yourself lucky!
*although now he'll be faced with the fear of not getting another job, and ultimately it will destroy him, but thats for another day*

AckwelFoley · 05-12-2008 12:29pm

Im going to set up my own business.

Watch this space :cool:

Quazzie · 05-12-2008 12:31pm

Raping kids isn't really a business!!

And plus I'm pretty sure there is a copyright on the name "kids'r'us"

Turd Ferguson · 05-12-2008 12:39pm

snyper wrote: »

Im going to set up my own business.

Watch this space :cool:

I can imagine you along the quays with a bell shouting "Boy For Sale"

funk-you · 05-12-2008 1:54pm

snyper wrote: »

Im going to set up my own business.

Watch this space :cool:

PARENTS....Are you sick and tired of your child constantly screaming? They're a bit too old for soother? Well look no further, just call 1850 SNYPER 4 U and we'll plug that hole and stop that racket lickedy split!

-Funk

Dear cloud, i can haz job?

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