What would you most like to be?

Zangetsu · 05-12-2008 3:45pm #1

I've always wanted to be an airplane or a lake... What about you?

Yup... That bord

oeb · 05-12-2008 3:47pm

Zangetsu wrote: »

I've always wanted to be an airplane or a lake... What about you?

Yup... That bord

YOUR MA

no, wait, I take it back.

Zangetsu · 05-12-2008 3:47pm

A cloud would be great too...

Lu Tze · 05-12-2008 3:47pm

Electricity... Zap!

Smart Bug · 05-12-2008 3:47pm

I'd like to be an explosion. One of these:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blevy

Turd Ferguson · 05-12-2008 3:49pm

Steven the Recession

Whispered · 05-12-2008 3:50pm

I wonder who will be first to say

" a pair of *insert name here* kinckers"

oeb · 05-12-2008 3:51pm

helena.ryan wrote: »

I wonder who will be first to say

" a pair of *insert name here* kinckers"

Who is *insert name here*? Is she hot? She sounds Polish.

Smart Bug · 05-12-2008 3:52pm

helena.ryan wrote: »

I wonder who will be first to say

" a pair of helena.ryan's knickers"

fyp

stovelid · 05-12-2008 3:52pm

helena.ryan wrote: »

I wonder who will be first to say

" a pair of *insert name here* kinckers"

A possessive apostrophe has clearly been omitted. I'm afraid this renders the joke completely unfunny, and also means that I'm far, far more clever than you.

deleriumtremens · 05-12-2008 3:54pm

Smart Bug wrote: »

I'd like to be an explosion. One of these:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blevy

claaaaaaaass!

I'd like to be this guy, found using the random article feature of wikipedia! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nijō_Kanemoto

Turd Ferguson · 05-12-2008 3:55pm

stovelid wrote: »

A possessive apostrophe has clearly been omitted. I'm afraid this renders the joke completely unfunny, and also means that I'm far, far more clever than you.

Oh, can I change mine. I want to be a possessive apostrophe...although I doubt I would get any use here

Smart Bug · 05-12-2008 3:55pm

oeb · 05-12-2008 3:56pm

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Oh, can I change mine. I want to be a possessive apostrophe...although I doubt I would get any use here

Is that an apostrophe that runs around saying things like "STOP LOOKING AT MY GIRLFRIEND OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS"

Kold · 05-12-2008 3:57pm

The guy f*cking Keira Knightly?

Pighead · 05-12-2008 3:57pm

Pighead always wanted to enter Miss World (easy at the back there lads) and do his best to rid the competition of the airhead bimbo stereotype that has plagued the once great competition over the years.

Would have loved to have walked down the street and not get the weary old "Alright Pighead, show us your knickers son" from the builders, but instead got something like "There's Pighead the new Miss World, the very man to help us finish off this tricky Sudoko puzzle in todays tabloid newspaper".

Getting on a bit in years now though, so maybe it's time to give up the dream.

Aligator Farmer · 05-12-2008 4:00pm

I'd like to be drunk.

Bobeagleburger · 05-12-2008 4:02pm

Mary Harneys butt plug

javaboy · 05-12-2008 4:02pm

I'd rather be a sparrow than a snail.

Turd Ferguson · 05-12-2008 4:03pm

oeb wrote: »

Is that an apostrophe that runs around saying things like "STOP LOOKING AT MY GIRLFRIEND OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS"

Yes, it's

get it?

Smart Bug · 05-12-2008 4:05pm

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Yes, it's

get it?

That's awful

pimpy_c · 05-12-2008 4:05pm

A super hero!

Special ability: Everything (Well, everything that's positive. I don't want to be poo or anything like that.)

Weaknes: Nothing

Bob the Builder · 05-12-2008 4:06pm

Not a bank anyway. Or a finance minister.

oeb · 05-12-2008 4:06pm

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Yes, it's

get it?

Yes, but that's not possesive.

Smart Bug · 05-12-2008 4:06pm

pimpy_c wrote: »

A super hero!

Special ability: Everything (Well, everything that's positive. I don't want to be poo or anything like that.)

Weaknes: Nothing

Weakness: Spelling.

Smart Bug · 05-12-2008 4:07pm

oeb wrote: »

Yes, but that's not possesive.

It's mine!!

Turd Ferguson · 05-12-2008 4:08pm

oeb wrote: »

Yes, but that's not possesive.

DAT IZ ZE JOKE

pimpy_c · 05-12-2008 4:09pm

Smart Bug wrote: »

Weakness: Spelling.

Clearly you want to be my nemesis. Bring it!

Smart Bug · 05-12-2008 4:11pm

I want to be Jack's smirking revenge.

Ross_Mahon · 05-12-2008 4:13pm

I would like to be God.

Turd Ferguson · 05-12-2008 4:14pm

Smart Bug wrote: »

I want to be Jack's smirking revenge.

There I am :pac:

Smart Bug · 05-12-2008 4:17pm

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Quote:
Originally Posted by Smart Bug
I want to be Jack's smirking revenge.
There I am :pac:

Damn you, get out of my post!

Smart Bug's posts are for Smart Bug!!

oeb · 05-12-2008 4:18pm

Smart Bug wrote: »

Damn you, get out of my post!

Smart Bug's posts are for Smart Bug!!

Then stop letting him in!

javaboy · 05-12-2008 4:21pm

Smart Bug wrote: »

Damn you, get out of my post!

Posts by Smart Bug are for Smart Bug!!

FYP.

Everybody boycott Turd Ferguson the possessive apostrophe.

There is John's dog. -> There is the dog belonging to John.

Smart Bug · 05-12-2008 4:22pm

javaboy wrote: »

FYP.

Everybody boycott Turd Ferguson the possessive apostrophe.

There is John's dog. -> There is the dog belonging to John.

I am the smirking revenge that belongs to Smart Bug.

Turd Ferguson · 05-12-2008 4:35pm

':(

javaboy · 05-12-2008 4:39pm

Also be sure not to accidentally include a possessive apostrophe in names. e.g. John, son of Shea or simply John of Shea is an Irish footballer/charity mogul.

Loopy · 05-12-2008 4:40pm

Sawyer in Lost's Missus

Kold · 05-12-2008 4:41pm

javaboy wrote: »

Also be sure not to accidentally include a possessive apostrophe in names. e.g. John, son of Shea or simply John of Shea is an Irish footballer/charity mogul.

Now if he only ever did anything that warranted a comment..

What would you most like to be?

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