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Retards with bangers

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  • 23-03-2008 9:45pm
    #1
    tech77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,736 ✭✭✭


    Bangers are going off outside my house as I write this.

    First can someone explain to me the attraction of these things.
    What kind of retard gets a kick out of repeated explosive (hours on end) banging noises.

    I mean each one pretty much sounds/looks like the last.
    So you'd think even the most slack-jawed dullard would tire of their monotony after the first couple of bangs.


    Or is it purely a nuisance "annoy the neighbours" thing.

    Also bangers at Easter-
    Why?


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    #2
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    You really shouldn't have used "that word" in the title. Some people might take offense.

    The correct term is fireworks


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    kona
    Registered Users Posts: 7,525 ✭✭✭kona


    its when you put it in stuff the fun begins;)

    but ye easter! holy **** is this early or late:confused:


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    Recon
    Registered Users Posts: 1,204 ✭✭✭Recon


    orestes wrote: »
    You really shouldn't have used "that word" in the title. Some people might take offense.

    The correct term is fireworks

    thanks for making me laugh!


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    #5
    starn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,259 ✭✭✭starn


    Man I love letting off Black cats and bangers. Its not that bangs that I enjoy. It's looing at the faces of the people I piss off.


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    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Inbreeding would be the cause of this.


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    [Deleted User]
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    *lights match*
    *fuse sizzles*
    *loud bang*
    *screams of pain*

    <later that day>

    *feelings of regret at both the buying of the bangers and the holding of the banger for just a split second too long*


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    #8
    trout
    Registered Users Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭trout


    What gets me is the fact that people will spend good money just to hear a loud noise.

    Why don't they just hire me to shout "BANG!" at random intervals ... surely that would be much better value, and 'greener' too. :cool:

    Unlike almost any firework in the world, I can also vary the noise I make, at the drop of a hat.
    Sample noises include, but are not limited to "BOOM!", KABLAMMO!" and the ever popular crowd pleasing "CRRRREEEEEEGGGGAH!"


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    Red Hand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Toss a grenade into the midst of the next group you see setting off bangers.:pac:


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    #10
    trout
    Registered Users Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭trout


    fuppin' "BANG!"


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