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Law Regarding Home Alarms

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  • 19-03-2008 7:01pm
    #1
    Collie D
    Registered Users Posts: 11,304 ✭✭✭✭


    Can I legally kill the owner of an apartment whose alarm goes off every morning and all morning?


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    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    you can, something about noise pollution or whatever


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    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    You can indeed*, go for it.


    *terms and conditions apply


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    Karoma
    Registered Users Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    No legal advice is to be given!!!1!!

    No, but you can watch http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0425308/ and relax.


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    Collie D
    Registered Users Posts: 11,304 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    you can, something about noise pollution or whatever

    Sweet!
    Ruu wrote: »
    You can indeed*, go for it.


    *terms and conditions apply

    Hmm, confirmation.
    Karoma wrote: »
    No legal advice is to be given!!!1!!

    No, but you can watch http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0425308/ and relax.

    3-1, if the jury goes in that ratio I'm a free man


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    MrJoeSoap
    Registered Users Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap


    Legally, we can't give you any legal advice. But yes, you can kill them.


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    aidan_walsh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    Karoma wrote: »
    No legal advice is to be given!!!1!!

    No, but you can watch http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0425308/ and relax.
    So sayeth the legal seagull.


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    Karoma
    Registered Users Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    MrJoeSoap wrote: »
    Legally, we can't give you any legal advice. But yes, you can kill them.

    Well, I think we can stretch the rule a little and confirm that we cannot confirm that the party of the first party may not directly or indirectly cause bodily harm to the extent of unwanted death to the party of the second or third party without the expressed consent of the second or third party and even with the consent of the party of the third party and/or second party, but yes: you can kill MrJoeSoap. That's fine and legal. It's Soap Season.


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    MrJoeSoap
    Registered Users Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap


    Karoma wrote: »
    Well, I think we can stretch the rule a little and confirm that we cannot confirm that the party of the first party may not directly or indirectly cause bodily harm to the extent of unwanted death to the party of the second or third party without the expressed consent of the second or third party and even with the consent of the party of the third party and/or second party, but yes: you can kill MrJoeSoap. That's fine and legal. It's Soap Season.

    You have to catch me fir... ah sh*t.


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    connundrum
    Registered Users Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    Sweet revenge mon ami. Plan it and execute it at 3am.

    Fog horn, or one of them gas horns should do the trick.


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    TheNog
    Registered Users Posts: 4,160 ✭✭✭TheNog


    You could just burgle the apartment and then say to your neighbours "sure no one takes any notice your alarm that's always going off"


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    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Karoma wrote: »
    Well, I think we can stretch the rule a little and confirm that we cannot confirm that the party of the first party may not directly or indirectly cause bodily harm to the extent of unwanted death to the party of the second or third party without the expressed consent of the second or third party and even with the consent of the party of the third party and/or second party, but yes: you can kill MrJoeSoap. That's fine and legal. It's Soap Season.
    Ka-yorema's been reading Yes, Minister again?


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    Karoma
    Registered Users Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Ka-yorema's been reading Yes, Minister again?

    Like I can read...


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    #14
    Victor
    Registered Users Posts: 78,278 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Collie D wrote: »
    Can I legally kill the owner of an apartment whose alarm goes off every morning and all morning?
    Only on Sunday mornings - if you do it quietly.


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    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,050 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Nope legally you have to rape and murder his whole family in front of him before murdering him. It was a new law brought in by the eu, a year or so ago.


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    Peared
    Registered Users Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Peared


    And people with moth*rf*cking dogs who bark all night cos they never walk them EVER cos they are just used as guard dogs and utterly miserable.

    Kill them too.

    And the birds that sit outside my window squalking at an unearthly hour in the morning.

    Murder those feckers aswell.


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    faceman
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,585 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    killing wont stop the alarm. Fire bomb the house instead **


    ** not necessarily good advice


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    #18
    cooperguy
    Registered Users Posts: 2,650 ✭✭✭cooperguy


    Legally, No

    Morally, Yes


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    #19
    pred racer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,385 ✭✭✭pred racer


    not only are you allowed; it's your duty:cool:


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    #20
    Naked Lepper
    Registered Users Posts: 1,514 ✭✭✭Naked Lepper


    go and slash their wheels if it doesnt stop hehe


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    #21
    Copper
    Registered Users Posts: 68 ✭✭Copper


    IS 199:1987 - the external alarm shouldn't sound for more than a half hour. Unfortunately it's a voluntary standard. Expanding foam in the bell-box will sort it out for you.


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    afatbollix
    Registered Users Posts: 4,038 ✭✭✭afatbollix


    or a sledge hammer to the box....


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    #23
    Neamhshuntasach
    Registered Users Posts: 2,168 ✭✭✭Neamhshuntasach


    I live in an estate where alarms constantly goes off at all hours. Not only is it head wrecking it also reduces the effect of having one. If someone hears an alarm around here i reckon they are cursing their neighbor to high hell rather than picking up the phone to call the guards.

    What i done was locate the houses that constantly had their alarms go off. Typed up letters in work threatening that i'd smash up their house if they didn't get them calibrated properly or whatever needed to be done. And then dropped them in the postbox. While i'd no intentions of doing so i found it actually worked. They don't go off as much now.


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    Cuddlesworth
    Registered Users Posts: 13,981 ✭✭✭✭Cuddlesworth


    Karoma wrote: »
    Like I can read...

    An illiterate AH mod. Makes sense, how else would you stay sane?


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