Law Regarding Home Alarms

Collie D · 19-03-2008 7:01pm #1

Can I legally kill the owner of an apartment whose alarm goes off every morning and all morning?

admiralofthefleet · 19-03-2008 7:02pm

you can, something about noise pollution or whatever

Ruu_Old · 19-03-2008 7:03pm

You can indeed*, go for it.

*terms and conditions apply

Karoma · 19-03-2008 7:04pm

No legal advice is to be given!!!1!!

No, but you can watch http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0425308/ and relax.

Collie D · 19-03-2008 7:08pm

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

you can, something about noise pollution or whatever

Sweet!

Ruu wrote: »

You can indeed*, go for it.

*terms and conditions apply

Hmm, confirmation.

Karoma wrote: »

No legal advice is to be given!!!1!!

No, but you can watch http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0425308/ and relax.

3-1, if the jury goes in that ratio I'm a free man

MrJoeSoap · 19-03-2008 7:09pm

Legally, we can't give you any legal advice. But yes, you can kill them.

aidan_walsh · 19-03-2008 7:12pm

Karoma wrote: »

No legal advice is to be given!!!1!!

No, but you can watch http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0425308/ and relax.

So sayeth the legal seagull.

Karoma · 19-03-2008 7:19pm

MrJoeSoap wrote: »

Legally, we can't give you any legal advice. But yes, you can kill them.

Well, I think we can stretch the rule a little and confirm that we cannot confirm that the party of the first party may not directly or indirectly cause bodily harm to the extent of unwanted death to the party of the second or third party without the expressed consent of the second or third party and even with the consent of the party of the third party and/or second party, but yes: you can kill MrJoeSoap. That's fine and legal. It's Soap Season.

MrJoeSoap · 19-03-2008 7:21pm

Karoma wrote: »

Well, I think we can stretch the rule a little and confirm that we cannot confirm that the party of the first party may not directly or indirectly cause bodily harm to the extent of unwanted death to the party of the second or third party without the expressed consent of the second or third party and even with the consent of the party of the third party and/or second party, but yes: you can kill MrJoeSoap. That's fine and legal. It's Soap Season.

You have to catch me fir... ah sh*t.

connundrum · 19-03-2008 7:23pm

Sweet revenge mon ami. Plan it and execute it at 3am.

Fog horn, or one of them gas horns should do the trick.

TheNog · 19-03-2008 7:26pm

You could just burgle the apartment and then say to your neighbours "sure no one takes any notice your alarm that's always going off"

randylonghorn · 19-03-2008 7:27pm

Karoma wrote: »

Well, I think we can stretch the rule a little and confirm that we cannot confirm that the party of the first party may not directly or indirectly cause bodily harm to the extent of unwanted death to the party of the second or third party without the expressed consent of the second or third party and even with the consent of the party of the third party and/or second party, but yes: you can kill MrJoeSoap. That's fine and legal. It's Soap Season.

Ka-yorema's been reading Yes, Minister again?

Karoma · 19-03-2008 7:29pm

randylonghorn wrote: »

Ka-yorema's been reading Yes, Minister again?

Like I can read...

Victor · 21-03-2008 4:27am

Collie D wrote: »

Can I legally kill the owner of an apartment whose alarm goes off every morning and all morning?

Only on Sunday mornings - if you do it quietly.

AlmightyCushion · 21-03-2008 4:59am

Nope legally you have to rape and murder his whole family in front of him before murdering him. It was a new law brought in by the eu, a year or so ago.

Peared · 21-03-2008 6:26pm

And people with moth*rf*cking dogs who bark all night cos they never walk them EVER cos they are just used as guard dogs and utterly miserable.

Kill them too.

And the birds that sit outside my window squalking at an unearthly hour in the morning.

Murder those feckers aswell.

faceman · 21-03-2008 6:59pm

killing wont stop the alarm. Fire bomb the house instead **

** not necessarily good advice

cooperguy · 21-03-2008 7:01pm

Legally, No

Morally, Yes

pred racer · 23-03-2008 6:18am

not only are you allowed; it's your duty:cool:

Naked Lepper · 23-03-2008 12:06pm

go and slash their wheels if it doesnt stop hehe

Copper · 23-03-2008 1:03pm

IS 199:1987 - the external alarm shouldn't sound for more than a half hour. Unfortunately it's a voluntary standard. Expanding foam in the bell-box will sort it out for you.

afatbollix · 23-03-2008 1:21pm

or a sledge hammer to the box....

Neamhshuntasach · 23-03-2008 2:17pm

I live in an estate where alarms constantly goes off at all hours. Not only is it head wrecking it also reduces the effect of having one. If someone hears an alarm around here i reckon they are cursing their neighbor to high hell rather than picking up the phone to call the guards.

What i done was locate the houses that constantly had their alarms go off. Typed up letters in work threatening that i'd smash up their house if they didn't get them calibrated properly or whatever needed to be done. And then dropped them in the postbox. While i'd no intentions of doing so i found it actually worked. They don't go off as much now.

Cuddlesworth · 23-03-2008 2:38pm

Karoma wrote: »

Like I can read...

An illiterate AH mod. Makes sense, how else would you stay sane?

Law Regarding Home Alarms

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