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I just found a USB key full of porn...

  • 26-10-2011 8:52pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,216 ✭✭✭


    ...in an upstairs wardrobe.

    24 videos of mostly scat porn and a psychology publication. Oh yes, plus my landlord is a psychologist. I'm slightly freaked out.


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Why were you going through his stuff? I hope he evicts you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    hmmmm, whats the psychology publication?




    Im such a perv:o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,035 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Scheizer..





    .. alrighty-then!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    I need to inspect it. Send it all to me.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,102 ✭✭✭Stinicker


    What size was the USB stick if its greater than 8GB format it and your onto a winner!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    Could all be part of some study he's doing and you're the guinea pig.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 732 ✭✭✭Kadongy


    dont look at the contents of other people's usb keys

    Do you think he studied psychology because he wanted to figure out why he was sexually aroused bythe consumption of poo?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,216 ✭✭✭Kur4mA


    phasers wrote: »
    Why were you going through his stuff? I hope he evicts you.

    Umm, the landlord doesn't even live in the country anymore... never mind this apartment. I use the room as a spare and the wardrobe for storage.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    i had asked him numerous times to give me a lend of it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,216 ✭✭✭Kur4mA


    BBDBB wrote: »
    hmmmm, whats the psychology publication?




    Im such a perv:o
    <snip>


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,280 ✭✭✭✭Eric Cartman


    im surprised hed leave shít like that SCATerred around the place


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    I'd love a USB stick full of scat videos.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 813 ✭✭✭wiger toods


    kyub wrote: »
    ...in an upstairs wardrobe.

    24 videos of mostly scat porn and a psychology publication. Oh yes, plus my landlord is a psychologist. I'm slightly freaked out.

    For the last time, Stop going through my stuff. I want you out by monday!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 550 ✭✭✭earpiece


    You know, you should never put strange things you find in the wadrobe in your slot without checking for viruses first
    :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Blast him with faeces.

    If he blows chunks he's clean.

    If he enjoys it he's guilty.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    kyub wrote: »
    Umm, the landlord doesn't even live in the country anymore... never mind this apartment. I use the room as a spare and the wardrobe for storage.
    Why did you start a typed sentence with 'umm'? you didn't need to think about your response out loud...

    Your response doesn't explain why you took the flash drive, plugged it into your computer and went rooting through it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,216 ✭✭✭Kur4mA


    Stinicker wrote: »
    What size was the USB stick if its greater than 8GB format it and your onto a winner!

    Ah, it's only a shítty 1GB. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    kyub wrote: »
    ...in an upstairs wardrobe.

    24 videos of mostly scat porn and a psychology publication. Oh yes, plus my landlord is a psychologist. I'm slightly freaked out.

    Your landlord, are you in any of this porn?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,035 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    kyub wrote: »
    Ah, it's only a shítty 1GB. :D
    Enough about the scat porn already..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 732 ✭✭✭Kadongy


    kyub wrote: »
    <snip>
    this seems much less funny now.
    What country is he in? Do you think he went there to pursue the realisation of his scat fetish?
    Does he have an OH? Do you think they do scat stuff together? Do you think he would like to poo, eat poo, or just watch?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭LighterGuy


    kyub wrote: »
    ...in an upstairs wardrobe.

    24 videos of mostly scat porn and a psychology publication. Oh yes, plus my landlord is a psychologist. I'm slightly freaked out.

    Pretty certain your landlord is a perv.
    kyub wrote: »
    <snip>

    Thats a little disturbing alright.
    One part has scat porn ... other part is a paper about childhood sexual abuse and self injury?

    psychologist or no psychologist. thats messed up having both on the same usb stick.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,216 ✭✭✭Kur4mA


    phasers wrote: »
    Why did you start a typed sentence with 'umm'? you didn't need to think about your response out loud...

    Your response doesn't explain why you took the flash drive, plugged it into your computer and went rooting through it.

    Oh, I started my sentence with umm because I wanted to. My response wasn't intended to explain why I took the flash drive, plugged it into my computer and went rooting through it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    phasers wrote: »
    Your response doesn't explain why you took the flash drive, plugged it into your computer and went rooting through it.

    If I find a usb drive, I have a root through it. Partially out of noseyness, partially out of trying to find the owner.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,216 ✭✭✭Kur4mA


    Kadongy wrote: »
    this seems much less funny now.
    What country is he in? Do you think he went there to pursue the realisation of his scat fetish?
    Does he have an OH? Do you think they do scat stuff together? Do you think he would like to poo, eat poo, or just watch?

    I don't know what country he's in and think he has or at least had an OH. I've never seen or spoken to him as I deal with an estate agency. He could chow down on the finest poo known to man for all I know.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,915 ✭✭✭MungBean


    I'd be burning that thing and scrubbing the skin off my hands if I was you OP. I bet its covered with everything !!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,216 ✭✭✭Kur4mA


    hondasam wrote: »
    Your landlord, are you in any of this porn?

    Haha, nope! It's all from the same website it seems.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    kyub wrote: »
    Haha, nope! It's all from the same website it seems.

    No hidden cameras in your room.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,915 ✭✭✭MungBean


    hondasam wrote: »
    No hidden cameras in your room.

    Might be an idea to check the toilet for hidden cams too.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 732 ✭✭✭Kadongy


    kyub wrote: »
    I don't know what country he's in and think he has or at least had an OH. I've never seen or spoken to him as I deal with an estate agency. He could chow down on the finest poo known to man for all I know.
    caviar - unless Bottom lied to me


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,216 ✭✭✭Kur4mA


    hondasam wrote: »
    No hidden cameras in your room.

    None that I don't know about.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    MungBean wrote: »
    Might be an idea to check the toilet for hidden cams too.

    good idea
    kyub wrote: »
    None that I don't know about.

    you are not supposed to know, it's why they are hidden


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 773 ✭✭✭Wetai


    Rule #1: When you find a USB stick: Do NOT put it into your computer.
    Rule #2: It's a trap!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,342 ✭✭✭Bobby Baccala


    Giggidy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,515 ✭✭✭recyclebin


    hands up who had to look up what scat porn was on wikipedia.......

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprophilia



    Only me it seems. you're all sick i tells you.


  • Registered Users Posts: 528 ✭✭✭Fozzydog3


    I want you out of there by Saturday


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,355 ✭✭✭punchdrunk


    two girls,one USB key


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    recyclebin wrote: »
    hands up who had to look up what scat porn was on wikipedia.......

    Nah, I just went to C:\videos\porn\scat


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Dont drag a thread in here if the exact same one gets locked elsewhere.


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