Insults You No Longer Hear

MuchoLoco · 03-04-2013 1:06am

Ya Boot 90's style.

SEANoftheDEAD · 03-04-2013 1:06am

Ye plank

cup of tea · 03-04-2013 1:07am

****
cuntflap
fannybandit
wanker
**** stain
fwaycent (where something was so good,that the word ''deacent'' couldn't describe it)
fannyfart
needle dick
gimp
squeeler
lick arse
i'd park my tractor in your mothers shed
fagbag
cucumber
bucket o' ****
dimples
pothole
****face
fanny pack
bender
carrot top
fanta balls
fagface
wheely
spa
handi
lemon
slowcoach
poppenfresh sp??
clutz
dozy ****
cheesy dick
knobhead
knob jockey
he'd peel an orange in his pocket
dicktard
gombeen
gometard
fruitcake
hes awfully confused
****face

KungPao · 03-04-2013 1:09am

MuchoLoco wrote: »

Ya Boot 90's style.

I was genuinely confused by this back then.

Class mates saying "Ms. Whatever is a booh"

A what?

"A booh"

I can't spell out such a pronunciation, but you get me!

Wexfordboy89 · 03-04-2013 1:10am

ballbag

SEANoftheDEAD · 03-04-2013 1:12am

Horse features

ManMade · 03-04-2013 1:14am

You're as straight as a roundabout.
Primary school classic.

SEANoftheDEAD · 03-04-2013 1:15am

You're about as much use as a chocolate fireguard

brianthomas · 03-04-2013 1:24am

"ya stockin of sh1te"
"ya long streak of pi55"

Wexfordboy89 · 03-04-2013 1:26am

hes as tick as pigsh*t

brummytom · 03-04-2013 1:44am

Ilik Urgee wrote: »

Knobjockey
Mong

These two definitely still get used around England.

Fixer Upper · 03-04-2013 1:53am

Ya jamrag

another all-boys school one.....

ShagNastii · 03-04-2013 1:54am

Years ago when EVERYBODY seemed to be from a good wholesome family unit. Insulting somebody for being from a single parent family or for being an actual b*stard was common..

There was a kid in my school universally called John Daddy Gone.

Fixer Upper · 03-04-2013 2:01am

Ride me sideways was another one....

- Sorry I couldn't resist!

tommyboy2222 · 03-04-2013 2:09am

People calling someone a d*ckhead and doing the hand signal demonstrating an imaginary d*ck protruding from the forehead.

tommyboy2222 · 03-04-2013 2:13am

Dipstick.

Capper.

30txsbzmcu2k9w · 03-04-2013 2:38am

´Muppet´ seems to have died with the Celtic tiger thank fùck.

Last time I heard it used it was a Newstalk DJ or Ryan Tubridy or some other knobjockey jamrag spastic. (in the spirit of the thread like)

anto3473 · 03-04-2013 3:13am

tommyboy2222 wrote: »

People calling someone a d*ckhead and doing the hand signal demonstrating an imaginary d*ck protruding from the forehead.

This was done in DIT kevin street a lot a couple of years ago, as well as calling each other a spa.

So much so that a very old and posh lecturer ended up asking our class in the middle of a lab what the hand gesture meant, and what we meant by "f**k off you spa"..... when we told him the hand sign was for dickhead and spa was short for spastic he laughed for about 5 minutes solid before we could continue learning how to properly identify leukaemia cells on a blood film.

We are now mostly practising Medical Scientists :eek:

You'd really have to have been there, some of my former classmates still greet each other with the dickhead sign on the street, in the hospitals and at large conferences (especially if its in the middle of a lecture someone they know is trying to give)...

Ones I havent heard in ages (late 90's) are:

"Shut up buttmunch" -from beavis and butthead, big in my school.

or

"Bite the back end of me sack"

1ZRed · 03-04-2013 3:33am

Fixer Upper wrote: »

Ya jamrag

another all-boys school one.....

Must have been plenty more jamming so I assume

jippo nolan · 03-04-2013 4:15am

Gee eye!

Panthro · 03-04-2013 4:20am

Ya gowl

Sofiztikated · 03-04-2013 4:24am

Calling someone a "Dime bar."

I don't really know how that one actually came about. They're smooth on the outside, but crunchy on the inside?

Aaaahhhhhhhh, wait. Man, that's deep.

will.i.am · 03-04-2013 4:28am

I'm going to banana you!

JohnC83 · 03-04-2013 4:43am

Bocka Bocka!!!

Gomalogue

.......or just calling someone Christy Brown

artanevilla · 03-04-2013 4:56am

****, *******, you ****** and thankfully, because its so horrific: you ******* of a **** who ****** his **** with a ****** while he ***** all over the ****.

MadMardegan · 03-04-2013 5:02am

I hear/use a lot of these on a regular basis

Weathering · 03-04-2013 5:15am

Shut up u Gam

He's a Gammy b.astard

Minge off

You dirty rotten hur molester

Retar.ded fckface

Nose like an Alpine skiing resort

Horse face Grace

mhigh86 · 03-04-2013 6:05am

she'd suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

12gauge dave · 03-04-2013 6:24am

Ya queer!!!
That was a big one before some of my friends came out of the closet they now ban me from using it:)

Kold · 03-04-2013 7:17am

There was a popular one in Cork a good few years back which was "you rehab".

I never really got what it meant.. You rehabilitation? How is that an insult?

hollster2 · 03-04-2013 7:56am

" ya gobdah" or "ya dose"

Ted_YNWA · 03-04-2013 7:57am

Smell of Benjy off ya

_Kaiser_ · 03-04-2013 8:15am

Kold wrote: »

There was a popular one in Cork a good few years back which was "you rehab".

I never really got what it meant.. You rehabilitation? How is that an insult?

Was in Dublin too.. same idea as spa

TGi666 · 03-04-2013 8:34am

" ya Sh!te hawk"

blue note · 03-04-2013 8:40am

Silence, you egg!

Plazaman · 03-04-2013 8:48am

Fixer Upper wrote: »

Ya jamrag

another all-boys school one.....

Hehe was worried this wasn't going to be mentioned. "Ya big used Jamrag" was our favourite version.

1ZRed wrote: »

Must have been plenty more jamming so I assume

Jamrag = Sanitary Towel
/Buzz Killington

03-04-2013 9:50am

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

State of ye.

I say this all the time

not yet · 03-04-2013 9:55am

Or as Bernie would say The bleeeeedin hack of ya.

SEANoftheDEAD · 03-04-2013 9:56am

The cut of ye

Newaglish · 03-04-2013 10:00am

I haven't been told to "talk to the hand" since the late 90s.

Zer0 · 03-04-2013 11:09am

you clown
you long streak of misery
you're aulone must of closed her legs when you were being born
dip stick
mongo
you twonk
knob cheese
you disgraceful example of the human race
Jesus, you eat like an Aztec
you ape
your aulones t!ts are so huge she could feed the whole maternity ward in the coombe.
scallywag
bowsey
muppet
etc. etc. and various other ones from my youth that I can't remember

Guill · 03-04-2013 11:13am

Friend: Where's my something.?

Me: Up me hole, pickin Daisies.

NothingMan · 03-04-2013 11:29am

Ya sputterin' gobsheen!

FatherLen · 03-04-2013 11:37am

gaybo

starlings · 03-04-2013 11:55am

Vito Corleone wrote: »

I'm from the west and between 2004-2009 people used to say you "rehab" a lot. Never understood it, rehab?

I'm from the west too, but I think it was a nationwide thing when rehab lotteries started and 'rehab' was used as a word to describe care for people with disability. Previous posters wrote about how words like 'spa' fell out of favour because they were derogatory to people with disabilities rather than the insultee. However, kids started using the names of the special schools and institutions instead because changing the names doesn't really change the attitudes.

marketty · 03-04-2013 12:06pm

Ya bleedin hat

Solair · 03-04-2013 12:14pm

Plonker was invented by the writers of Only Fools and Horses to get past the BBC watershed restrictions and give Del Boy something to call Rodney.

Same goes for "rack off" on Aussi soaps!

You "flaming gallah" is a genuine Aussie insult though. A gallah being a really noisy bird that would wreck your head!

jonnyfingers · 03-04-2013 1:00pm

**** you and the horse you rode in on!

I fart in your general direction. Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.

DeanAustin · 03-04-2013 1:03pm

Solair wrote: »

Same goes for "rack off" on Aussi soaps!

I remember fighting with my brother in the late 80s and he exploded and said "Rack off". I laughed up in his face for being an idiot.

He decked me for it though.

Johnny Drama_11 · 03-04-2013 1:04pm

space cadet.

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