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Insults You No Longer Hear

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    #62
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Dickhead


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    #63
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    starlings wrote: »
    blackguard
    I thought it was blaggard?


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    #64
    dirtynelly
    Registered Users Posts: 8 ✭dirtynelly


    ****head


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    #65
    dirtynelly
    Registered Users Posts: 8 ✭dirtynelly


    oh s**t head is what i ment sorry-


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    #66
    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    Spa or spa head. Head the ball or header.


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    #67
    pablohoney87
    Registered Users Posts: 1,707 ✭✭✭pablohoney87


    Ya four foot fannyhead


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    #68
    .red.
    Registered Users Posts: 3,338 ✭✭✭.red.


    Fudge packer


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    #69
    Sergeant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,362 ✭✭✭Sergeant


    Ask the backend of me bollocks.


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    #70
    Skill Magill
    Registered Users Posts: 2,568 ✭✭✭Skill Magill


    Do ye know the five lamps?
    Hang yer bollix on it!!


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    #71
    wesf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 560 ✭✭✭wesf


    Mongboy, dope, cocksucker, poofter, gimp, penis breath etc
    pablohoney87 wrote: »
    Ya four foot fannyhead

    I have a friend known as fanny head, due to the 90's split in the middle haircut
    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    Dickhead
    i use dickhead all the time, brilliant slag!


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    #72
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Scaldy


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    #73
    rolliepoley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,874 ✭✭✭rolliepoley


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Scaldy

    As in scaldyballs.

    :pac:


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    #74
    Sergeant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,362 ✭✭✭Sergeant


    Skill Magill wrote: »
    Do ye know the five lamps?
    Hang yer bollix on it!!

    I've been living in Dublin 10 years, and I really resent a smartarse jackeen type not saying this to me on at least one occasion.

    Most of the Beavis and Butthead era insults have disappeared:

    douchenozzle
    dweeb
    butt knocker
    turd burgler
    ass goblin

    We thought those summers would never end.


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    #75
    starlings
    Closed Accounts Posts: 683 ✭✭✭starlings


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    I thought it was blaggard?

    that's how it's pronounced - you're not reading enough Victorian melodrama. :)
    Skill Magill wrote: »
    Do ye know the five lamps?
    Hang yer bollix on it!!

    Ha! Once, flathunting in Dublin as a young one from beyond the Pale, I was given directions to the North Strand Road which included passing "the five lamps." Spent ages going around in an embarrassed circle wondering why everyone I asked was creasing themselves.


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    #76
    hatrickpatrick
    Registered Users Posts: 17,797 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    A friend of mine from Kildare uses the word "Stook", as in "you're a stook" (rhymes with "Luke"), which I'm quite positive is an entirely made up word of her own devising.


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    #77
    green day rule
    Registered Users Posts: 207 ✭✭green day rule


    Y'know what's funny?
    You hear everyone of these in Ballyfermot..


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    #78
    WittyKitty1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 132 ✭✭WittyKitty1


    Ye Spanner!
    Mongo!
    John of god!


    'YER MA'....Well, maybe anyone under 15 still uses it :P


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    #79
    kingtiger
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭kingtiger


    she has a grand mouth for cooling soup

    you have eyes like two burnt holes in a blanket


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    #80
    rolliepoley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,874 ✭✭✭rolliepoley


    Your a stocking.


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    #81
    Rasheed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    hatrickpatrick wrote: »
    A friend of mine from Kildare uses the word "Stook", as in "you're a stook" (rhymes with "Luke"), which I'm quite positive is an entirely made up word of her own devising.

    Nope it's a real insult. Kinda on the lines of an amadán.


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    #82
    Legs.Eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    Shitehawk!


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    #83
    Ilik Urgee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭Ilik Urgee


    Prick with ears
    Knobjockey
    Pleb
    Mong


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    #84
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    you cur


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    #85
    passremarkable
    Registered Users Posts: 4,509 ✭✭✭passremarkable


    Wankbag
    Cum-cushion
    ******
    Cya wouldn't wanna be ya


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    #86
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    **** stain,

    Love that one :D


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    #87
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    You thundering gobsh/te


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    #88
    starlings
    Closed Accounts Posts: 683 ✭✭✭starlings


    toastedpickles wrote: »
    You thundering gobsh/te

    Oh yes. "thundering" amplifies any insult. In fact, without "thundering" or "ferocious", you're really only slagging.


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    #89
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    starlings wrote: »
    Oh yes. "thundering" amplifies any insult. In fact, without "thundering" or "ferocious", you're really only slagging.

    Indeed, when someone called someone a name we all laughed but when thundering was inserted, they meant bidness


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    #90
    Legs.Eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    State of ye.


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    #91
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Yeah thundering isn't used before names much anymore.

    Do you know that Cearbhall O Dalaigh resigned as President after the Defence Minister of the day Paddy Donegan called him a 'thundering disgrace'.


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