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Things You Don't See Pregnant Women Do Very Often

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  • #52
    Funkfield
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,602 ✭✭✭Funkfield


    stovelid wrote: »

    /except for your one, Joseph's mot


    Which one? Ekaterina Svanidze or Nadezhda Alliluyeva?? :pac:


  • #53
    Banned Account
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    Funkfield wrote: »
    Which one? Ekaterina Svanidze or Nadezhda Alliluyeva?? :pac:

    Both of them e-mailed me looking for account numbers to transfer me the funds of a wealthy client who died without family.


  • #54
    ROCKMAN
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,247 ✭✭✭ROCKMAN


    On the pill

    Been Happy

    Loving their weight

    Liking their partner

    Walking right

    Not eating


  • #55
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    6stringmaniac wrote: »
    I've never seen an asian guy read the weather, let alone a pregnant woman.


    I've never seen a pregnant Asian woman :confused:


  • #56
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    ibarelycare wrote: »
    I've never seen a pregnant Asian woman :confused:

    They can't breed over here..
    The background saturation level of redheads in Ireland is too high and so prevents fertilisation in Asian women.

    It all dates back to the genetic differences and emergent survival traits of gingers and Asians.

    Fact..


  • #57
    Lurching
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,239 ✭✭✭Lurching


    Parallel Parking :D


    /hides in the corner


  • #58
    mariaf24
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,242 ✭✭✭mariaf24


    Buying condoms...

    Ordering 'Fat free...'


  • #59
    mariaf24
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,242 ✭✭✭mariaf24


    Taking part in a pro abortion march...


  • #60
    gent9662
    Closed Accounts Posts: 697 ✭✭✭gent9662


    Have sex with there Husbands


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  • #61
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    Going to rock concerts where they snort copious amounts of cocaine, drink copous amounts of booze and have copious amounts of sex backstage with the band. You don't see that much.


  • #62
    gent9662
    Closed Accounts Posts: 697 ✭✭✭gent9662


    Bring the bins out


  • #63
    donfers
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭donfers


    accept being pregnant ain't all that special and any woman can do it


    you haven't just invented the wheel love, you got banged up by some bloke after having one bloody mary too many so no I won't bow before you and acknowledge how wonderful it all is


    yes i'm sterile


  • #64
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Realise why I hate them for adding to the worlds overpopulation.


  • #65
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    donfers wrote: »
    accept being pregnant ain't all that special and any woman can do it


    you haven't just invented the wheel love, you got banged up by some bloke after having one bloody mary too many so no I won't bow before you and acknowledge how wonderful it all is

    This guy said it better:


  • #66
    Executive Steve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,373 ✭✭✭Executive Steve


    Deal with things in a calm collected non-hysterical fashion without resorting to screaming, tears or throwing things.

    Rare enough they do that when they're not pregnant either mind you...


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  • #67
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Executive Steve wrote: »
    Deal with things in a calm collected non-hysterical fashion without resorting to screaming, tears or throwing things.

    Rare enough they do that when they're not pregnant either mind you...

    That's just downright sexist true.


  • #68
    Mr. Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    Me!


  • #69
    Mackman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,810 ✭✭✭Mackman


    Lurching wrote: »
    Parallel Parking :D


    /hides in the corner


    Thats not specific to pregnant women

    /hides in the other corner


  • #70
    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    I happen to have the best brother-in-law in the world. My sister had a couple of miscarriages. So in answer to your question OP, I'd have to say "anything that he would consider a strain, without her rounding on him and saying I'm fine"


  • #71
    MarkR
    Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 11,144 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    Jumping Jacks.


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  • #72
    johnny_knoxvile
    Registered Users Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    poll vaulting.


  • #73
    moonpurple
    Closed Accounts Posts: 852 ✭✭✭moonpurple


    skateboard


  • #74
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    javaboy wrote: »
    This guy said it better:


    Oh I had to bite my lip one time while visiting my fellas family in OZ, this scene kept popping into my head. His Aunt was a right ratbag faced cnt who was up the duff and let us know every 5 minutes. His Da could see the frustration on my face every time she mentioned it and he said something smart to her that shut her up. They all friggin hate her too :)


  • #75
    moonpurple
    Closed Accounts Posts: 852 ✭✭✭moonpurple


    WindSock wrote: »
    Oh I had to bite my lip one time while visiting my fellas family in OZ, this scene kept popping into my head. His Aunt was a right ratbag faced cnt who was up the duff and let us know every 5 minutes. His Da could see the frustration on my face every time she mentioned it and he said something smart to her that shut her up. They all friggin hate her too :)

    feeeel the love


  • #76
    Dublin_Gunner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭Dublin_Gunner


    Enjoy being pregnant.


  • #77
    Luap
    Registered Users Posts: 2,642 ✭✭✭Luap


    Tieing their own shoelaces.


  • #78
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    moonpurple wrote: »
    feeeel the love


    No honestly, if there was anyones face who could ever look like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle, hers was it. She is on my list of top 10 biggest dumbfking arseholes I have ever met. We all feel bad for his uncle marrying her, he is such a lovely chap.
    She even made a webpage written from the perspective of the baby (her perspective) and was going on about how she loved to suck mummys tittie :eek: Poor kid.


  • #79
    Black_Knight
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    ibarelycare wrote: »
    I've never seen a pregnant Asian woman :confused:
    http://asset.soup.io/asset/0854/7280_738d_500.jpeg


  • #80
    bnt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,032 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    ibarelycare wrote: »
    I've never seen a pregnant Asian woman :confused:
    When I was taking Japanese lessons a few years ago, our teacher was from Shimonoseki, and very pregnant. We even went out for drinks at the end of the course, so we were treated to the sight of an 8-months-pregnant Japanese lady sinking a pint of Smithwicks. (No, there's nothing wrong with a little alcohol in the third trimester.)

    Death has this much to be said for it:
    You don’t have to get out of bed for it.
    Wherever you happen to be
    They bring it to you—free.

    — Kingsley Amis



  • #81
    Banned Account
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    I've never seen a pregnant woman skydive naked just to see if she whistled like a Stuka on the way down.


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  • #82
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,499 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Bungee jumping


  • #83
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Bounce


  • #84
    donfers
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭donfers


    tell their partner he's not the real father


  • #85
    mick_jt
    Registered Users Posts: 47 ✭mick_jt


    Mackman wrote: »
    Thats not specific to pregnant women

    /hides in the other corner

    Haha jokes on you you're in a circular room.

    /sits back in anticipation for woman to come along and try to argue they can drive.


  • #86
    Bajingo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 889 ✭✭✭Bajingo


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    Bungee jumping

    Jumping..


  • #87
    Mayo Exile
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,634 ✭✭✭Mayo Exile


    WindSock wrote: »
    I saw a bunch on heavily pregnant women working away with pickaxes and the like in Laos before. The men were just squatting and smoking on the side of the road all day, doin feck all.

    Equality at work! The price of getting the vote! Can women vote in Laos or is that Laois?

    Pregnant women can do this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIOH2BWjUHE


  • #88
    cock robin
    Registered Users Posts: 724 ✭✭✭cock robin


    Eat for one ;)


  • #89
    Mayo Exile
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,634 ✭✭✭Mayo Exile


    cock robin wrote: »
    Eat for one ;)

    Eat for two?


  • #90
    Xpsgamer
    Registered Users Posts: 84 ✭✭Xpsgamer


    Bending over and lifting up their skirt to reveal their panties to seduce me, mmm


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  • #91
    EverEvolving
    Registered Users Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭EverEvolving


    Xpsgamer wrote: »
    Bending over and lifting up their skirt to reveal their panties to seduce me, mmm

    You're only 15 months late to the party, she could have 2 sprogs at this stage.


  • #92
    Xpsgamer
    Registered Users Posts: 84 ✭✭Xpsgamer


    EverEvolving wrote: »
    You're only 15 months late to the party, she could have 2 sprogs at this stage.

    dont think they could reach over anyway :mad:


  • #93
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Xpsgamer wrote: »
    Bending over and lifting up their skirt to reveal their panties to seduce me, mmm

    Wait... wat?


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