Archer appreciation society

Gandalph · 21-06-2011 2:01pm #1

Archer on FX is such a quality show! It rolls together so well. I dont know how Iv never known about this show until recently, Im now living for the next series.

Anyway drop by and leave a quote or what ever, nothing too explicit because thats too close to the DAAANNNGGERR ZONE!

Jelle1880 · 21-06-2011 2:31pm

Yeeeesssss, finally, an Archer thread

Archer is absolutely brilliant, it's easily one of the best shows around.

As for quotes:

'She's the Pele of anal sex'

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 21-06-2011 2:33pm

I'VE NEVER SEEN AN OCELOT!!!

if you like archer, and haven't seen frisky dingo .. check it out. made by the same guys, it's.. quite a bit more random than archer but you will notice some running gags throughout both series.
I'll say one thing.. the first two episodes of frisky dingo are quite weak.. but once you get to ep 3 (they are only 10 minutes long) the laughs just keep on coming

Jelle1880 · 21-06-2011 2:35pm

Lana Kane: Did you see me?
Ray Gillette: Yeah.
Lana Kane: Holding the baby?
Ray Gillette: It looked like Tyson holding that dove.
Lana Kane: Listen, bitch...
Ray Gillette: Ahh! Careful, because in about three drinks you're gonna get all boo-hooey and ask me to pump a baby in you.
Lana Kane: What?
Ray Gillette: You watch.
Lana Kane: No I won't.
Pam: You guys should totally do that! The mochaccino ones are the cutest! Guess he'd be half-gay, too, though. So, can you say "Best Dancer Ever"?

edit: This reminds me, I still haven't seen about half of the second season yet.
And thanks for the tip Sir Digby, gotta check that out.

ScumLord · 21-06-2011 2:45pm

The guy that does the voice of archer has a new show called John Benjaman has a van.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1717343/

Some what similar comedy from him.

Gandalph · 21-06-2011 3:20pm

Ah cool I'll have to check them out, need a series to watch.

Archer - "He touched my penis with his penis....just came up to me and was just like bwooop!"

Pam - "Were?"

Archer - "All of it, head and shaft....oh you meant in the building?"

blastman · 21-06-2011 4:17pm

Just discovered this series recently and am about halfway through season 1. Loving it!

(The pilot is the most annoying thing ever, though)

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 21-06-2011 4:37pm

rofl
the

dinosaur?

that's not the real pilot

TwoShedsJackson · 21-06-2011 4:58pm

Archer: I'm not saying I invented the turtleneck. But I was the first person to realize its potential as a tactical garment. The tactical turtleneck! The... tactleneck!

___________________________________

Archer: Cyril, come on. Worst case scenario, her cover got blown and Skorpio's raping her senseless before he chops her battered corpse into fish food. What? I said worst case.

seadnamac · 21-06-2011 6:54pm

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar wrote: »

I'VE NEVER SEEN AN OCELOT!!!

if you like archer, and haven't seen frisky dingo .. check it out. made by the same guys, it's.. quite a bit more random than archer but you will notice some running gags throughout both series.
I'll say one thing.. the first two episodes of frisky dingo are quite weak.. but once you get to ep 3 (they are only 10 minutes long) the laughs just keep on coming

It's like Meow-schitz in there.

Matthewthebig · 21-06-2011 7:22pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzzqFFKwOik

Jim · 21-06-2011 7:28pm

The helium Lana! THE HELLIIIUUUMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!

phasers · 21-06-2011 7:30pm

Dude, this van is like rolling probable cause.

harmarsuperlar · 21-06-2011 10:53pm

Do you like to travel? Because if you don't find that bag, I will empty the entire contents of your body and use your leathery skin as a replacement.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 21-06-2011 11:01pm

Vincent.....Van Gogh **** yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbquDj3mkGc

blastman · 28-06-2011 2:26pm

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar wrote: »

rofl
the
dinosaur?

that's not the real pilot

I know, didn't realise until after I'd watched it, though

Malory: I want you to kill Skorpio
Archer: Why, is diabetes busy?

Gandalph · 28-06-2011 2:29pm

blastman wrote: »

Malory: I want you to kill Skorpio
Archer: Why, is diabetes busy?

That was the best start to any episode of anything Iv ever seen, I burst into tears after I comprehended what he had just said.

Barbarossa41 · 28-06-2011 2:34pm

Just saw d real life lana and she definetly lives up 2 d cartoon character

Gandalph · 28-06-2011 2:37pm

Barbarossa41 wrote: »

Just saw d real life lana and she definetly lives up 2 d cartoon character

She's in some Friends episodes isnt she? If its the girl I think it is she is pretty wet

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 28-06-2011 4:00pm

yeah that's her

and the secretary from arrested development is cheryl/carol/crystal

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 16-09-2011 12:22pm

new episode last night, 3 eps altogether this run then a break until next year where there's a full 13 ep season

Gandalph · 16-09-2011 2:16pm

yeh going to get on watching that straight away!

Gingervitis · 16-09-2011 3:35pm

Patrick Warburton, H Jon Benjamin and a bit of David Cross thrown in... I splooshed. With semen.

amacachi · 17-09-2011 11:02pm

Danger Zone.

Gandalph · 18-09-2011 3:43pm

Splashproof urinal cakes

Jelle1880 · 19-09-2011 9:02am

“Hi. It’s the 1930s. Can we have our words and clothes and ****ty airplanes back?”

PMSL, brilliant new episode.

Gandalph · 26-09-2011 8:34pm

Didnt laugh much at the newest one but didnt dislike, thats the joys of Archer I suppose! "WAHOOOOO!!!" haha some man

dr gonzo · 27-09-2011 1:52am

"Because how hard is it to poach a god-damn egg?!"

Krieger is an astoundingly brilliant character.

kronsington · 27-09-2011 3:04pm

One of my mates is really into this show, says nothing but good things. is it still showing on fx? repeats showing?

allanb49 · 28-09-2011 9:43am

Sploosh

phasers · 30-09-2011 5:07pm

"Sterling get your things... He's gay."

allanb49 · 02-12-2011 11:53am

Archer replaced by a human sized velociraptor.....

Anyone know of this pilot??

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 02-12-2011 12:53pm

yeah, it was a joke they put on the season 1 dvd

i know a couple of people who got the show on my reccomendation and were very very confused by it, thinking it was the real pilot

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 20-01-2012 11:57am

new season started last night

BURT REYNOLDS

also loving kriegers new van

Gandalph · 20-01-2012 1:18pm

Were those 3 episodes about the pirates even a part of season 3? Cant wait for the new ones!

AwayWithFaries · 20-01-2012 1:42pm

I love this show. Been watching a few of the earlier episodes in the last week to prepare me for the new ones. I'm actually excited about getting home tonight just so I can watch the new episode.

:D

allanb49 · 20-01-2012 1:52pm

dangerzone

jester77 · 20-01-2012 2:47pm

Gandalph wrote: »

Were those 3 episodes about the pirates even a part of season 3? Cant wait for the new ones!

they were a special, not part of season 2 or 3

spiritcrusher · 21-01-2012 2:29am

"All that handicap shit"

AwayWithFaries · 23-01-2012 11:48am

The new episode is pretty good. Hopefully we'll get to see more of Mr. Reynolds in the future.

allanb49 · 23-01-2012 2:15pm

i could drown a baby in my pants now....

Headshot · 06-07-2012 11:12pm

Sorry to bump a old thread but didnt want to make a new one but is there any news on Archer season 4 release date?

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 07-07-2012 8:47am

considering season 3 only ended a few months ago, i'd say it's a while off yet

Gandalph · 08-07-2012 10:45pm

We need more archer!!

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 08-07-2012 10:47pm

watch frisky dingo if you haven't already

then watch it again

pickarooney · 09-07-2012 11:18am

Frisky Dingo is a very poor substitute for Archer.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 09-07-2012 2:18pm

you are so wrong i'm having difficulty breathing right now

09-07-2012 3:28pm

Couldn't get through the first few minutes of the first episode of Frisky Dingo, was just awful.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 10-07-2012 2:12pm

yeah first two episodes are dirt, episode 3 is where it picks up but you need the first 2 eps to get to know the characters

it's a bit like season 1 of babylon 5.

Ruski · 26-11-2012 10:15pm

Just the tip.

miralize · 18-01-2013 5:09am

The Bobs Burger crossover was hilarious (if you watch both shows)!

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