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Real or satire?

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    #2
    MonkeyTennis
    Registered Users Posts: 3,098 ✭✭✭MonkeyTennis


    That made me a wee bit angry and a wee bit sick in my mouth


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    #3
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Real.

    It would be fake if it was "TV3 presenter marries guy who doesn't like rugby".

    Who does he play for anyway? A Google search suggests he is a rugby "star", but he doesn't look like Brian O'Driscoll or the angry fellow who used to play for Munster.


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    Ash.J.Williams
    Registered Users Posts: 20,930 ✭✭✭✭Ash.J.Williams


    Richard Keatley 2 caps 2009/10 Celtic Crusaders, sheffield Eagles Wales Rugby union U18's, U21's, Swansea rfc 2001–03, Connacht Rugby 2009


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    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    "Specifying to the caterers what kind of cutlery is a task in itself. It is just a massive physical and emotional rollercoaster”

    The prosecution rests your honour.


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    #6
    [Deleted User]
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    Ash.J.Williams wrote: »
    Richard Keatley 2 caps 2009/10 Celtic Crusaders, sheffield Eagles Wales Rugby union U18's, U21's, Swansea rfc 2001–03, Connacht Rugby 2009

    They use the "star" term very very loosely.


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    dmc17
    Registered Users Posts: 3,731 ✭✭✭dmc17


    gramar wrote: »
    "Specifying to the caterers what kind of cutlery is a task in itself. It is just a massive physical and emotional rollercoaster”

    The prosecution rests your honour.

    I want one of those thingies for picking up the food and one of those other thingies for cutting it.....Ah feck it, just give everyone spoons!


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    kneemos
    Registered Users Posts: 20,420 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    gramar wrote: »
    "Specifying to the caterers what kind of cutlery is a task in itself. It is just a massive physical and emotional rollercoaster”

    The prosecution rests your honour.

    Never knew there was such a thing as specifying cutlery. Use whatever the Hotel puts out surely?


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    efb
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    It's the most vacuous article I've seen in a while- and that takes some doing with the indo!


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    Kimbot
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,471 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    Just get sporks and all will be grand.


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    Mr Freeze
    Registered Users Posts: 6,618 ✭✭✭Mr Freeze


    That person/star needs a reality check....badly.

    Now to drive home and decide what cutlery we will dine with this evening on our reheated left over lasagne.


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    LoonyLovegood
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 6,068 Mod ✭✭✭✭LoonyLovegood


    I feel like getting sick reading that.


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    #13
    henryporter
    Registered Users Posts: 2,089 ✭✭✭henryporter


    VIP Magazine? Vacuous Imbecile Pr*cks!


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    #14
    MRnotlob606
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    The Independent is a rag.


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    #15
    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    I need to start applying my Daily Mail policy to links containing independent.ie


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    #16
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    http://www.independent.ie/style/weddings/lisa-cannon-plans-three-hen-nights-in-the-run-up-to-romantic-florence-wedding-31120743.html

    There's more


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    Frog Song
    Registered Users Posts: 371 ✭✭Frog Song


    She's always come across as a right pain in the hole, this just reiterates that.


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    Harry Palmr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40,061 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    The comments underneath are all you need to read. Amazing they have been published - clearly no moderators on the indo

    ps why was the OP on the indo site in the first instance eh eh?


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    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    And there was me thinking that trying to pay a mortgage and keep the kids clothed and fed was difficult.

    I hope it pisses down on her wedding day. Actual piss, too.


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    Neyite
    Administrators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,947 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Neyite


    He's as bad. Wearing the actual suit that Daniel Craig wore in Skyfall.

    Actually, it could be a match made in heaven. Giving the Kartrashians a run for their money anyway.


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    LeNNoX
    Registered Users Posts: 200 ✭✭LeNNoX


    wtf... that's the biggest load of sh*te I've read in ages.

    @jonny24ie - sporks ftw


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    porsche959
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,499 ✭✭✭porsche959


    Only five Tom Ford suits in the country?

    Let's all chip in and buy one just to mess with the stupid woman's head.


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    Bubbly Lisa will be joined by her close pals for a medieval-themed hen weekend in Galway.

    Two bottles of your finest Bucky from the Benedictine monks it is, followed by a few Jägerbombs in the GPO and guzzling down garlic and cheese chips in Supermacs at half two. A night fit for the most elegant of maidens.


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    Sleepy
    Registered Users Posts: 24,181 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    I couldn't get past the second paragraph... sorry AH, I just couldn't do it.


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    somesoldiers
    Registered Users Posts: 13,845 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    wouldn't credit this with a read when I see who it's about. I saw her at the Ploughing Championships a few years back trying to do one of their talking heads sequences through thousands of people and she was getting very irate that people were getting in her way


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    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
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    I was at a party recently where a newly married D4 head was discussing her wedding. Overall it went well, apparently, apart from if she was doing it again she wouldn't put the concert pianist quite as near the veranda doors because when people were going in and out the piano music kind of clashed with the four chamber musicians in the reception room. In her own totally ingenuous words "I hate when that happens".


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    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    Matias Slow Hurricane wrote: »
    Two bottles of your finest Bucky from the Benedictine monks it is, followed by a few Jägerbombs in the GPO and guzzling down garlic and cheese chips in Supermacs at half two. A night fit for the most elegant of maidens.

    In fairness, that sounds like a great night.


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    The Backwards Man
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    This makes me want to ram the Indo down the throat of the bastard of an English teacher that told me I wasn't intelligent enough to be a journalist.


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    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    James Bond suit. Is he 12?


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    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Darrell Long Salmon wrote: »
    I was at a party recently where a newly married D4 head was discussing her wedding. Overall it went well, apparently, apart from if she was doing it again she wouldn't put the concert pianist quite as near the veranda doors because when people were going in and out the piano music kind of clashed with the four chamber musicians in the reception room. In her own totally ingenuous words "I hate when that happens".
    I can empathise with that actually, it's like when you're making the dinner watching Pointless and the freesat box in the kitchen is a bit behind the Skybox in the living room. Really annoying.


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    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
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    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I can empathise with that actually, it's like when you're making the dinner watching Pointless and the freesat box in the kitchen is a bit behind the Skybox in the living room. Really annoying.

    It's kind of like when Aldi doesn't have the cheap 20c noodles so you have to get the 80c ones and then you can't afford bread? Am I doing it right :pac:


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