PW Draft 2015 - EVALUATION THREAD

Gorilla Monsoon: Where have you been? I’ve been waiting for you for hours. I want to talk to you about what happened last week.

Triple H: What happened last week? I gave the crowd a show, i won my match. What more do you want?

Gorilla Monsoon: The crowd were not happy, they want to be entertained with a proper match, not something that’s over in 10 seconds.

Triple H: That’s not my fault. Maybe you should provide tougher opposition for the King of Kings. Until then i will do what i want when i want and there’s nothing you can do about it.

Gorilla Monsoon: Congratulations on winning the Battle Royal last week and earning yourself a title match at Spongemania.

Sheamus: Thanks fella, it really wasn’t very hard. Have had tougher days in the schoolyards of Dublin. And what about my opponent for that match?

Gorilla Monsoon: Well i’m going to have a match this evening between the two wrestlers who were eliminated last in the Battle Royal, Jeff Hardy and Bobby Roode with the winner facing you at Spongemania.

Sheamus: Nice one fella, sure i may as well take a gander at that one meself ringside.

Gorilla: Thats ok but i need to ask one favour from you. Last week Christopher Daniels and Eric Young were whinging about your interference in that match. I’ve rescheduled the match for tonight so can i ask you not to do the same tonight. Would save me a lot of grief from them.

Sheamus: A bunch of moaning ****es. I thought we were here to fight. But since you asked nicely i’ll leave them toerags be (he laughs and heads off)

Q. What are your thoughts on what happened earlier in your match with The Gangstas? Jimmy replies “You mean the beating myself and Jey took at the hands of those thugs. They couldn’t beat us one on one so they bring in that dog of an enforcer to save their ass. Well let me tell you this, nobody does that to the Uso family and gets away with it. There are consequences when you attack a proud Samoan family like ours and you will feel those consequences next week.” (Jimmy walks off)

Jey adds “Next week Gangstas, two become three in the Uso family.”

“Look at you, look at the sorry state that the once great King of Kings has become. It’s more like looking at the Joker of the pack. It’s time for you to step aside old man and welcome in the Age of Styles. Your time here is done, make way for the future of this business, AJ Styles.”

Triple H: I am the greatest wrestler of all time, there is no way that you could go toe to toe with me and survive. You are no match for the King of Kings and i do not wish to waste my time showing you that. Get lost and never come back.”

AJ Styles: You will be seeing a lot more of me because i had a little discussion with the GM Gorilla Monsoon and he was very happy that i wanted to fight the King of Kings. He has sanctioned the match for next week.” The crowd cheer as even though they don’t like AJ Styles they do like that Triple H will be in a decent match to prove himself.

Q. What did you make of Bobby Roode’s comments to you last week? “Well i must admit i was a little insulted by that. He called my hand dirty. I clean my hands every day (Santana smiles). Seriously, the world is full of upper class people just like Bobby Roode. I’m sure he has plenty of Mexicans working for him and that’s because they are hard working and honest. To be called honest and hard working is a good thing so i can’t be insulted by that. I’m a friendly guy and want to make lots of friends here in the SWE so I’ll introduce myself to Mr Roode again later and maybe we can become amigos”

“As you all know i have been put in charge of the divas division and i know what all ye wrestling fans want......sex (Anderson winks at the crowd). Ye want to see scantily clad sexy ladies grope and rub up against each other and what better way to see that than in a mud wrestling match (Anderson giggles very excitedly). So lets bring on down the divas and get this match underway.”

Match: Jeff Hardy v Bobby Roode (Winner gets into the SWE Heavyweight Championship match at Spongemania)

“The time for celebration is close to hand. After I defeat Jeff Hardy tonight and go on to Spongemania to defeat Sheamus and become SWE World Heavyweight Champion we will celebrate by opening this bottle of champagne and toast my success. You people can join me too with your bottles of Buckfast (the crowd boos at the Buckfast reference) because this is as close as you will get to the upper class.”

SPONGEMANIA VI Card
SWE Heavyweight Championship match: Sheamus v Jeff Hardy

So far on Monday Night Chaos :

Vince McMahon continued to torment Jeff Jarrett by offering him a one on one match for control of the company , on one condition......Vince gets to spend a night with his wife! Jarrett declined, but Jarretts wife Karen took Vince up on the offer. What will the fallout be after Vinces indecent proposal?!

Shawn Michaels and Jake Roberts cant touch each other until the Chaos Rising PPV, yet old HBK found a way to get to Jake....by kidnapping his pet snake Damien. What did Michaels do to Damien and will Jake get revenge?

Owen Hart played mediator last week and brought the Hart Family in Beyond Chaos back as a unit. Harry Smith and Tyson Kidd settled their differences after some words of wisdom from Uncle Owen. Now the trio then took out Magnum TA before his match with Shawn Michaels. How will Magnum react and can anyone stop The Hart Family?

Shannon Moore got a pep talk from Barry Horowitz on request from Shane Helms. Has this been enough to inspire Shannon to break his losing streak, will Shannon show up with new found belief?

The New Age Outlaws continued their rivalry with tag champs the Midnight Express, with Stan lane and Bobby Eaton gaining a slight advantage after the Outlaws mocked them again. With 1 week to go until the PPV, which team will gain the advantage going into their match?

Timothy Thatcher shocked Nigel McGuinness again, this time winning the IC title in an impromptu match. How ill Nigel react after being burned by the young rookie?

We kick off tonights show in Nashville Tennessee and the crowd are hot as the cameras pan over the crowd. The music of Jake ‘The Snake’ Roberts ramps up and The Beyond Chaos Heavyweight Champion appears. Jake comes out and the commentators recap what happened last week with Shawn Michaels stealing Jakes pet snake Damien. Jake steps in the ring and gets on the mic and begins speaking in that cagey way that only he does.

Jake Roberts : The old proverb reads ‘be careful what you wish for’, well I wished and prayed that one day Id become Heavyweight Champion of the world and 3 weeks ago I did just that. I realised one of my life long dreams and grabbed that brass ring against all the odds. Ive been to the bottom of the barrel and been in some pretty low places, but when that bell rang after I won Championship Rumble, I was on top of the world...... but it was extremely short lived as the ugly head of jealousy appeared in the former of one Shawn Michaels.

The fans boo at the mention of HBK

Jake Roberts : Since then my biggest moment has been turned into a bitter nightmare. Now Shawn Michaels is a man who has done it all, hes won Tag team championships, Intercontinental championships, Royal Rumbles and multiple Heavyweight Championships and yet it didn’t make him happy. Because of him and his twisted dark jealousy, my celebrations were cut short, my son has been hospitalised and my good friend Damien has been taken away from me. I can take being kicked, beaten, bloodied but no of that truly hurts and my physical wounds always heal but Shawn has attacked me in my heart and soul.

Jake is getting rather emotional as he continues.

Jake Roberts : Shawn has taken aim at my family, my life, my soul, all because he thinks God has forgotten him and forsaken him. My son is in the hospital with a serious concussion because of him and why, because he thinks Im to blame for his short comings. Shawn, truth be told you have forsaken yourself and your actions have made you the man you are today. Your actions show me what kind of man you are, your a scared small little man who tries to hurt others to make himself feel better. This Sunday I will take my snake back, ill get my redemption and I’ll put you out of your misery.

Jake is then interrupted by Shawn Michaels who is live on the tron. Shawn is emotionless and very callous as he seems to be more and more these days.

Shawn Michaels : Hi Jake. I told you, you started this war when you took away my moment, my title, my everything and I told you Id do the same onto you as you did to me. I will make you pay for what you did Jake. I want you to suffer just like I’ve suffered. Since I cant hurt you physically until Sunday, I thought I will hurt those you care about. Hence why I turned my attention to your snake, Damien!

Shawn has Jakes full attention as the fans boo him heavily.

Shawn Michaels : Hes like a friend to you, as most animals are to rotten people like you Jake. This animal can’t talk to you and tell you what a rotten person you really are, thats why he means so much to you, in truth hes your only friend. And because he means so much to you, I know you’ll suffer if anything happens to him and you deserve to suffer Jake.

Jake paces the ring and demands Michaels return his pet at once.

Shawn Michaels : Have you suffered enough Jake ??? What can I do to Damien that will make you suffer? Will I pay Earthquake, the massive 500lb monster to sit on him and make Quaker Burgers out of what’s left?

Commentator : He wouldn’t would he?

Shawn Michaels : No I wouldn’t, that’s not my style Jake. But I do think you need to suffer, you deserve to feel pain just like you made me feel pain. But maybe you’ve suffered enough, maybe. I tell you what Jake, Ill bring Damien to the ring later tonight on my terms. Until then, rest assured hes very comfortable.

Commentator : Damiens comfortable ? Is Shawn finally going to do the right thing?

Jake is going out of his mind with grief and worry as we cut to our first commercial.

We return and the camera is backstage in the parking garage as we see a limo arrive. Out steps Vince McMahon and hes got a huge smile on his face. His security team of Abyss and Matt Morgan step out after him and Vince is so happy, he begins strutting like Jeff Jarrett usually does mocking Jarrett in the process I guess. Vince struts off and is followed by his lackeys as we switch to ringside.

Commentator 1 : Vince is here and he looks like hes in a great mood

Commentator 2 : Wouldnt you be after spending a night with Karen Jarrett?!

We are back and Owen Hart is on his way out for his match and is joined by his Tyson Kidd and Harry Smith, and all 3 are united.

The commentators note that Magnum TA hasn’t arrived in the building and speculate the extent of his injuries as a result of the beat down dished out by the 3 Harts last week. Out comes Owens opponent Shane Helms.

Shane Helms versus Owen Hart

Its a good back and fourth match up, with Helms more or less holding his own against the elder Hart. Owen gets the win after Tyson causes a distraction and allowing Owen to hit an Enziguri Kick, followed by a Sharpshooter.

Winner : Owen Hart ,

Owen releases the hold and Tyson and Harry slide in and stomp the hell out of the fallen Helms. Owen grabs a mic and tells the crowd that its time for the Hart Family to be dominant again and its time for them to take their rightful place on top of the wrestling world. Harry then picks up Helms and he and Kidd hit the Hart Attack double team on Helms. The fans chant for Magnum and for Shannon Moore but nether come out to make the save.

Commentator 1 : I don’t think Magnums here tonight but where is Shannon Moore

Commentator 2 : probably scared to come out, the little chicken. Off laying eggs somewhere or something.

The Hart Family stand over Helms with their arms aloft while the crowd boo as we cut to a commercial.

We return and Jake Roberts is talking with a Beyond Chaos Reporter, Who asks Jake about his up coming non title match later tonight with Nigel McGuinness. Jake tells the reporter that he’ll deal with that when it comes but for now his concern is his pet snake Damien. Jake says that he is worried what he will do to Shawn if anything bad happens to his beloved Damien.

We switch back to another part of the locker room and we see the New Age Outlaws. Road Dogg telling Billy Gunn that they need to stop the joking and get serious tonight and make a statement of intent towards The Midnight Express. Billy agrees and says its time to show the old timers tonight that they are on borrowed time. Road Dogg says they’ve got to show Bobby Eaton and Stan Lane that these Outlaws will become Legends and the best way to become legends is by being vicious, unforgiving and down right dirty.

Commentator : What are the Outlaws up to?

We switch are backstage again and this time to the parking garage, where we see the Hart Family about to leave the arena. All three are very pleased with beating down Helms later and Owen slags off Magnum TA saying they might have ended his sorry career last week. They arrive at their rental car and Harry and Tyson jump in the back. Owen is about to get in the drivers door when we begin to hear the screech of car tyres off camera and a vehicle accelerating. Owen jumps out of the way as a black pick up truck rams the rental car blocking Tyson and Harry in the back. The camera pans and we see that Magnum TA is the driver. The fans in the arena erupt as Magnum has a crazed look on his face.


Commentator : Magnum TA is here and hes gone postal.

Magnum gets out and starts throwing lefts and rights in Owens direction as Harry and Tyson try to escape their car to no avail. Magnum then slams Owen hard into another car before throwing him head first onto a bonnet of another. With Owen dazed and Smith and Kidd blocked in, Magnum reaches into the back of his truck and grabs a bull rope.

Commentator 1 : Whats Magnum going to do with that bull rope?

Magnum begins to tie Owens legs up and then ties the other end to the back of his truck.

Commentator 2 : Magnums not going to drag Owen off in his truck is he?

Magnum hops in his truck and does a massive wheel spin, teasing to drive off when a host of officials rush out of nowhere and try block Magnums path. Magnum wheel spins some more before driving past the officials who let him past despite their best efforts.

Commentator 1 : Oh my god, has Magnum just dragged Owen away?

Magnum drives away and as the camera pans around we see Owen has some how got free and had a lucky escape! The referees free Smith and Kidd and they check on Owen, as all 3 lick there wounds.

We are back at Ringside and the ring is set up for Beyond Chaos’s exclusive talk show...The Party Penthouse and our host with the most is in the ring, Enzo Amore.

Enzo talks about how his show is a certified hit, just like he is with the ladies and he introduces his guest. Its new Intercontinental Champion, Timothy Thatcher.

Thatcher comes out and the fans are truly behind this under dog champion as he steps into the ring. Enzo acts the typical dick that he is and begins by asking just who the hell he is and goes on to say hes tried to do his research on him and hes come up with pretty much nothing. Thatcher replies by saying hes a young man, who has trained hard to be here and was lucky enough to get an opportunity here.

Timothy Thatcher : I may be unknown but I got a chance at the Championship Rumble and I put myself on the map when I eliminated Nigel McGuinness.

Enzo Amore : Well you got lucky there, Nigel was tired from battle Jake and Shawn.

Timothy Thatcher : Then I outlasted the McGuinness again by beating The McGuinness Challenge and earning myself a title shot.

Enzo Amore : But you tapped anyway, which makes you a loser anyways.

Timothy Thatcher : Then I beat Nigel 1...2....3 in the middle of the ring to win this around my waist (points to his IC championship)

Enzo puts him down again saying he got lucky and he must of had a four leafed glover in his trunks. Thatcher gets annoyed at Enzos undermining of his achievements and is about to walk off, but Enzo grabs him and says he should hold on and meet his other guest....Nigel McGuinness.

Nigel comes out and acts all Danny Dyer-like hard man geezer type by getting in Thatchers face.

Nigel McGuinness : Alright sunshine, you think your all that after your little fluke last week eh? Well I’ve envoked my rematch clause and we shall be meeting this Sunday 1 on 1 at Chaos Rising and I will beat the living daylights out of you son. You got lucky last week, but you wont be able to get any fluky pins on me this Sunday because Mr McMahon has granted me the choice of stipulation....and I choose a submission match.

Commentator : No one has ever made Nigel tap out, my god its an up hill challenge already for Thatcher.

Nigel McGuinness : See you Sunday mate a.......and oh, bring my title and have it all shined up for me yeah?

Nigel and Thatcher stare each other down as we cut to commercial.

We are back its announced for the Beyond Chaos PPV that Magnum TA will face Owen Hart in a Memphis Bull Rope Match! We switch to Shane Helms who is receiving medical attention after being beat down by the Hart Family. In walks Shannon Moore to the surprise of Helms

Shane Helms : Where were you Shannon, I needed help out there.

Shannon stares dead at Shane before smiling oddly and replying

Shannon Moore : I’ve been finding myself, your words finally got through to me last week and I don’t want to end up like Barry Horowitz, I want to be a winner! So I’ve been training hard and in the winning mind set, just like you told me to do. I hope your not to hurt, because I asked Mr McMahon for a match against you at Chaos Rising. I wanted to test myself against you, and I want to show you just how you inspired me and Im sure you’ll be pleasantly surprised.

Shannon leaves in an enthusiastic hurry as Helms looks confused and still smarting from his beat down earlier

Commentator 1 : Shannon has asked for a match against Shane at Chaos Rising. Whats going on in his head?

Commentator 2 : I don’t know but he looks super pumped. Looks like Helms finally inspired him!

We are backstage and we see the Midnight Express talking with a Beyond Chaos Reporter. Bobby and Stan talk about being old school and they both say they will go old school on the Outlaws asses this Sunday. Out of nowhere Billy Gunn and Road Dogg attack the tag champs and they begin brawling. Both teams are clubbing away on each other and the brawl spills into the parking garage.

The Outlaws gain control as Billy Rams Stan Lanes head into the back of a production truck and then helps aids Road Dogg whos battling with Bobby Eaton and they both throw Eaton head first through the passenger window of a near by car, busting Bobby open.

Road Dogg : He aint beautiful no more hahaha.

They begin to lay the boots into Stan Lane now but Road Dogg stops and brings Billys attention to the object besides them.

Commentator : Oh my god, its a dumpster.

Billy laughs when Road Dogg points it out to him and he drags over the dumpster. Billy opens it and he dumps Stan Lanes body into the open trash container and then he and Road Dogg drag the bloodied Bobby Eaton and dump him in as well and close the lid.

Road Dogg : You know what Billy, we should go ’old school’ ourselves and bring this here dumpster and throw it off the Beyond Chaos stage like in olden times huh? , what do you say Billy?

Billy mulls it over and says no. He says we are better than that and you can sense the tone sarcastic in his voice. Billy then spots something in the distance and brings it over.

Commentator : Thats Magnum TAs bull rope from earlier!

Billy Gunn : Lets bring these old timers on one last ride!

Road Dogg grabs the rope and runs off laughing like a school girl while Billy locks the dumpster with the tag champs inside. Road Dogg returns with a car and Billy ties the dumpster to the car using the Bull Rope!!!

Commentator : Oh my god, don’t do it, for the love of god, these guys have families.

Billy and Road Dogg hop in the car and roll down the windows. We can hear banging and the muffled voice of the tag champs from within the dumpster as Billy puts his foot down and drives away at speed. The car speeds off and drags the dumpster with it, with the Midnight Express inside!!!

Commentator : Dear God this isn’t right, their lives are at risk.

The dumpster topples over as the Outlaws car hits a corner and its drags the dumpster along the crowd and sparks fly.

Commentator : Dear God, the Outlaws have gone too far dammit. This is not right!

The outlaws try to drive away out of the arena with the dumpster in tow but as they do the rope snaps and the dumpster slides into a wall. The Outlaws reverse and survey the damage before shouting in the direction at the dumpster.

Road Dogg : See us Outlaws, we are destined to be legends!

The Outlaws speed off and officials rush over to the dumpster and bust it open and tend to the injured tag champs, who are both bloodied and bruised.

Ad Break!

A familiar theme plays and the fans erupt as Jeff Jarrett sombrely walks out to a supportive reaction from the crowd. Jeff brings with him an acoustic guitar, his weapon of choice in the past and steps into the ring and acknowledges the support of the Beyond Chaos fans before grabbing a mic. Jeff speaks about the last few weeks about Vince trying to ruin him and make his life a misery. He then talks about his wife Karen leaving with Vince last week and spending the night with McMahon. Jeff says Karen did what she did for Jeff last week and that he was unaware she left with Vince, saying she did it all on her own accord.

Jarrett says Karen hasn’t spoken to Jeff all week and she cant look him in the eye anymore. He says he has no idea what happened with her and McMahon last week, but his imagination is his own worst enemy because hes thinking the worst. He says he feels sick to his stomach at the thought of Vince being with his Wife and says not in a million years would he ever ask her to do that for him. Jarrett tells the crowd the only consolation is that he gets to face Vince 1 on 1 at the PPV and that hes going to beat the hell out of Vince from pillar to post and make him rue the day he walked into Beyond Chaos. Jarrett goes on to explain how hes going to hurt Vince when ‘No Chance...’ hits the PA system and out struts a very happy Vince McMahon and he, and his security team of Abyss and Matt Morgan, stand at the ramp.

Jarrett looks paralysed with rage as Vince smiles down at him from the ramp.

Vince McMahon : Well Jarrett, last week was fun wasn’t it? Well it was fun for me. I went to Space Mountain last week! And let me tell you it was a hell of a ride. I enjoyed it so much, that I went again....and again...and again...and again....and the best part was that at first your wife was cagey and unhappy but by the end she was screaming and begging me for more!

Commentator : is that true or is Vince just winding Jarrett up?

Jarrett breathes in trying to control his anger as he responds.

Jeff Jarrett : Well you can say whatever you want Vince but you will just be adding to the hurting I will be putting on you this Sunday at Chaos Rising and we will see if you beg for more then. The only begging you’ll be doing is begging for mercy.

Vince McMahon : Ah yes, the match next Sunday, the reason your lovely wife threw herself at me in the first place. Well, I must admit, I never thought she’d really go for it but she did and Im a man of my word Jarrett, its me and you next week with the winner taking all the marbles. You finally get me one on one!

The fans cheer at the thought of Jarrett facing Vince, as Vince grabs the clipboard from Matt Morgan.

Vince McMahon : Heres the contract your wife signed last week and she signed it in quite the hurry, she left one field blank. The field she left blank is the stipulation of the match. Ive taken the liberty of filling that in and this Sunday Vince McMahon will Face Jeff Jarrett, with the winner gaining full control of the company in .......a no DQ gauntlet match!

Commentator : What in tarnation!

Vince McMahon : It will be you Jeff, versus Me, 1 on 1, no rules. But before you get to face me, you will have to get through these two men first. First you have to beat The blueprint, Matt Morgan....then if you can get by Morgan, its you versus the Monster Abyss .... Then if your still breathing you get to face me, Vince McMahon! Hahahahaha! Aint I Great!

Commentator : Vince is leaving Jeff with a snow balls chance in hell. Theres no way he can beat those two, one after the other!

Jeff Jarrett : Listen Vince, I’ve nothing to lose now, its all or nothing and it doesn’t matter what kind of odds are stacked against me. This Sunday I’m guaranteeing an acoustic guitar will be put through your miserable skull. .......Hell Why wait......

Jarrett drops the mic and heads out of the ring and up the ramp with his guitar in tow. Abyss and Matt Morgan rush to meet him half way and both men try to grab Jeff but he ducks between the two. Jeff pops up and nails Abyss with the guitar shattering it over his head. Jarrett then ducks a clothesline attempt by Morgan and kicks Morgan in between the legs, crippling him temporarily. With Abyss and Morgan down, Jarrett eyes up Vince.


Commentator : My god, Jarretts set his sights on Vince.

Jarrett slowly walks up the ramp while Vince looks shaken and stunned. Jarrett however takes too much time and Matt Morgan has recovered and clubs him from behind. Morgan is then joined by Abyss, and both men beat Jarrett down much to the relief of Vince. Both men then hoist up Jarrett and choke slam him on the steel ramp with Vince punching the air with delight. Vince then stands over Jarretts carcass and tells him he has no chance in hell.

Commentator : Is this a sign of things to come for Jeff Jarrett?

Vince poses with his security team of Abyss and Matt Morgan as we cut to an ad break.

We are back and its time for our final bout of the evening as the former IC champ Nigel McGuinness takes of Current Heavyweight Champion Jake Roberts, in a non title match. The British native is out first and Nigel gets boo’d loudly. Out next is Jake Roberts and the commentators ponder if Jakes head is focused on the match ahead with his mind on finding out what happened to Damien.

Jake Roberts Vs Nigel McGuinness (non title)

After an early back and forth, Nigel capitalises on a mistake by Roberts to gain control and work over the arm. Jake though rallies late on and avoids Nigels London Dungeon submission on numerous occasions. Jake eventually has Nigel down and looks ready to hit a DDT much to the fans approval, but suddenly Shawn Michaels voice can be heard and from the ramp we see Shawn. Shawn is not carrying a bag and doesn’t appear to have Damien with him at all. Shawn walks towards the ring as he addresses Jake.

Shawn Michaels : Jake Im a man of my word and Im out here to bring you face to face with Damien once again.

Commentator : Shawn doesn’t have Damien though, whats Shawn up to?

Jake is enraged by Shawn but Nigel has recovered and nails with a low blow from behind causing a DQ

Winner by dq Jake Roberts

After the Low Blow, Nigel then locks in his London Dungeon. Jake is in agony as Shawn walks to the ring and continues talking.

Shawn Michaels : Dont worry Jake, like I said earlier, Damien is very very comfortable right now.

Shawn steps into the ring as Jake is trapped in McGuinness’s submission staring up at Michaels.

Shawn Michaels : Dont worry Jake, Damien is close by, and your most likely wondering where he is. Maybe hes in the building......... Maybe hes out here in the arena............. maybe hes in the ring Jake?



Commentator : What is Shawn talking about, where and what has he done to Jakes pet snake?

Shawn stares down at Jake and then inches up his jeans to reveal his boots....and their SNAKE SKIN BOOTS

Shawn Michaels : maybe Damien is closer than you think Jake.

Commentator : My god, is Shawn implying that hes turned Damien into a pair of boots! He cant be serious!

Jake is in agony and being forced by Nigel to stare at Shawns Snake Skin boots as Shawn stares coldly down at Jake.

Shawn Michaels : I’ve told you Jake, I’m taking away everything from you like you took it away from me. Ive put your family in hospital, Ive taken your snake and this Sunday, I’m going to walk into the stadium, in very comfortable boots I might add, and I will take my Heavyweight title and I will take every shred of believe in god you ever had with it! I will leave you with nothing!

The commentators hype up Jake and Shawns fight this Sunday and the camera focuses on Jakes face in agony, as we fade out for the final time before the BIG Chaos Rising PPV this Sunday.

Matches set for Chaos Rising! Pay per view :

Heavyweight Title Match

Jake Roberts (c) vs Shawn Michaels

Battle to control Beyond Chaos : Gauntlet Match

Jeff Jarrett vs Abyss /Matt Morgan / Vince McMahon

A Memphis Bull Rope Match

Owen Hart with Tyson Kidd and Harry Smith Vs Magnum TA!

Tag Team Title Match

New Age Outlaws versus The Midnight Express (c)

Intercontinental Title Submission Match

Nigel McGuinness Vs Timothy Thatcher (c)

Singles match
Shannon Moore vs Shane Helms

Martouf Wrestling Federation Friday Fight Night

Theme Song

Mr. K“Firstly, let me take a minute to talk about the controversy of “New Beginning’s. Firstly, the Tag Team title match. The Young Bucks were taken out before they even had a chance to get to the ring. So, to make up for this we are going to have the MWF Tag Team titles on the line-TONIGHT! It will be the champions Generation Next against The Young Bucks! If Generation Next attack Young Bucks before the match, are disqualified or counted out the will lose the tites! *crowd cheers*

“Secondly, the fatal-fourway for the International title match. From what I saw, there was no controversy to the finish. Ethan Carter III merely took advantage of the situation. However, I can understand the annoyance. So, over the next few weeks EC3 shall face each man in that match starting tonight when he faces Dean Malenko! *More cheers*

Finally, let’s get on to the main event, Harley Race vs Chris Benoit for the MWF Championship. Let me say this, Harley Race’s win, while offical, was...

Harley Race: “I know you aren’t going to say what I think you are going to say. I won this belt fair and square. I dived off of the top rope and showed Benoit what a diving headbutt really felt like before the referee counted 1...2...3, lifted my hand and handed the belt to the only guy in the company who deserves it and can deal with the pressure!

Simple fact of the matter is Mr. K. that you don’t have anyone as good as me on the roster. You don’t have anyone worthy of being champion apart from me. I proved that when I won the title at “New Beginnings”, I proved it when I beat 7 other guys to this title. Simple put, there is no-one better than me here! I am the MWF World Heavyweight Champion and there is nothing either you, the fans, or anyone in this company can do about it!

They don’t know how to carry themselves as a champion, they don’t understand that being a champion is much more than just wanting it. You have to do anything to get it, you have to do everything to keep it. And that’s what I plan to do. Get used to this *lifts title high* I’m not letting this go any time soon”

Mr. K.: “Where do you think you are going Mr. Race? I haven’t finished talking yet *crowd cheers*. Firstly, you didn’t beat 7 people. One man didn’t manage to get his chance to compete. That man is Daniel Bryan! *crowd cheers and chants YES*. He should get a chance to prove he is better than you. However, Chris Benoit was screwed at “New Beginnings. So tonight, we will have Daniel Bryan vs Chris Benoit to decide the number one contender for the MWF Championship! *crowd cheers*

And, just in case you are feeling a bit left out, you will have a match tonight too. I’ve been in contact with a former MWF champion and they have agreed to face you tonight to show you that people in the MWF are a lot tougher and better than you think!”

Female Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is set for one-fall and is for the MWF Tag Team Championships! First team to get pinfall or submission will win and become the new MWF Tag Team Champions!

Female Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one-fall! Introducing first, from Tampa Florida, weighing in at 212 pounds Dean Malenko!

Female Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Boca Raton, Florida, weighing in at 225 pounds, he is the MWF International Champion, Ethan Carter III!

EC3 “Hello you pitiful people. I am Ethan Carter III and I am your International champion. I shouldn’t even be here tonight, I should be at home resting after a gruelling match at “New Beginnings” that I won. I shouldn’t have to face any of these chumps again, I beat them fair and square. Even worse I have to face Candido again, the man I pinned to win the title! Just stay on the announce desk next week you weird man and stay out of my way. As for you Dean, and Okada who I know is in the back listening, you may as well just give up because no-one is taking this title from me”

Female Ring Announcer: This match is scheduled for one-fall and is a special inter-promotion match! Introducing first, from Quitsman, Missouri, weighing in at 245 pounds, he is the MWF World Heavyweight Champion, Harley Race!

Female Ring Announcer: And his opponent, representing Lucha VaVoom, from Bray, County Wicklow Ireland, weighing in at 190 pounds he is a former MWF World Heavyweight Champion, Prince Devitt!

Female Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the main event of the evening. The following match is set for one-fall and it is to decide the number one contender for the MWF World Heavyweight Championship!
Introducing first, from Aberdeen, Washington, weighing in at 210 pounds, Daniel Bryan! *the crowd cheers, chanting YES for a while*. And his opponent, from Edmonton, Alberta Canada, weighing in at 220 pounds, Chris Benoit! *crowd cheers again*

Charlotte is clearly the dominate wrestler in this match. No matter how the jobber tries, Charlotte reverses everything that is thrown at her. She gets the easy 1 2 3 for the win.

The future? That's what the future is? Good God if that's the case the future looks bleak! Honey, let me spell this out for you: if your last name wasn't Flair, you would still be working in a Burger King right now. Last week you were beaten by one of the best, by a woman who, likes us, had to work to get where we are. You're a joke, and the only way you'll keep getting victories is by beating jobbers like you've done tonight.

There is a reason why I don't put my last name out there, and that's because of jealous bitches like you two. Having such a legendary name against me has forced me to work even harder, because I don't want to tarnish my fathers legacy. That's why I went to NXT to be trained by one of the best women in the world, Sara Del Rey. Last week I made a mistake, but I still brought Gail Kim to her limit, and I shut a lot of people up. The only people still questioning what I have are dinosaurs that should have retired a decade ago.

A dinosaur!?!? You show some damn respect for those who came before you! Why don't I show you what a dinosaur can do! Next week, you and me, one on one!

You're on!

And hey, bring along your couch again. Let her see another failure of hers come to an end before her eyes, just like her in ring career.

The two have a great back and forth, with neither wrestler giving in to any weakness. AJ Lee on the outside keeps trying to rally the crowd behind Lita, and at one stage gets onto the ring apron to argue with a ref on what she thinks is a slow 2 two count. Lita gets more and more agitated, and eventually snaps, telling AJ to go backstage. Lita turn around and is met with a Northern Lights Bomb for her troubles, with Yamada taking the match.

You saw what happened last week? She loses a match to Trish Stratus, and the fans all still cheer for her? They cheer for a joke of a woman, who seems to think that dancing and acting like an idiot is what makes a great wrestler? I have bled too much in that ring to watch wrestling be insulted like that! These people may not see past her act, but I do. And if that bimbo dares show her face in this company again, I'll make sure to finish the job. So Emma, let me make this very clear to you: Stay in that hospital bed, or else the next place you'll be resting is in a shallow grave.

This is a great match that goes back and forth. There is no bs throughout the match, it's a straight up clinic with many near falls. At one stage both women dropkick each other for the count, only to both get up at the count of 9. Eventually Gail Kim reverses the Chick Kick into the Flying Dragon for the submission win.

Ladies, ladies, that was great! Wow, what a match eh folks? That match just proved that I have nothing to worry about when I make my way past that Japanese has been Manami Toyota later tonight, and I can rest easy knowing I don't have to worry about how I'm going to win the Queen of the Ring Tournament. Although, to be honest, I don't need this tournament. Nope, as a Diva, I already have sponsorship opportunities filling my inbox without even reaching the finals!

Winning this tournament will just show the world that no one cares about your "womens wrestling", they want the Diva! The Diva puts buts on seats and looks damn good doing it. I mean, look at Sable's body! This woman is one of the sexiest women walking on the earth today. She can win anything just because of her looks, and women like you two are jealous. You look for the cheers of those smark geeks who think wrestling is all about moves. Wrestling is dead, this is the time of the Diva.

You know Sasha, it's a shame. It's a shame I won't be able to shut you up, because there is no way you are getting past Manami Toyota to face me. Manami is going to wipe the arena floor with your face, and show you why us wrestlers will always stand tall over you divas. I'm not going to waste my time worrying about what you have to say, because my attention is soley on winning The Fusion Pro Wrestling Womens Championship. But my old friend Trish here, well Trish you have some free time on your hands now don't you?

You're damn right I do. Sasha I'm disappointed in you. I watched you in NXT, you were a brilliant wrestler. But since Sable has poisoned your view, you have become a truly horrible woman. But I look at you and I know there is still light at the end of the tunnel, and I hope Manami kicks seven shades of respect into your ass.

But you Sable, you are beyond redemption. You have set things back for every woman who dreamed of being a pro wrestler when you came to the WWE. Before you, women were treated with respect. When I hosted a pro wrestling radio show, I dreamed of wrestling across the world, and you, you came along and changed everything. Suddenly women weren't wrestling, because you would just take your clothes off and think that was successful. It got so bad that I knew the only way I would get noticed was to use my own body to get peoples attention. And I was never more ashamed of myself. I became everything I hated. But I hoped, I hoped it would be a necessary evil in order to change things. And I think it worked. But there is still one thing left for me to do, and that's eliminate you. So Sable, 3 weeks time at Queen of the Ring, you don't have a match, and now I have a thirst to kick some ass, so I'm calling you out!

Oh Trish honey, you're on. But be careful what you wish for, because it will be your end.

The match doesn't even reach the ring. Havok charges into Bull as she makes her way to the ring. They brawl all over the outside of the ring. It's an incredibly stiff contest, with both women just laying into each other with rights and lefts. Neither women is giving an inch, as they both go to show the other that they are the toughest woman on the planet.....

Awesome Kong is here! She comes out and clearly is looking for a fight! She just jumps straight into the brawl and all three women are going at it! Refs and trainers are out straight away to try take control, but noone seems able to control these titans! Eventually everyone is separated and brought out separate arenas entrances.

Last week I got eliminated from the Queen of the Ring tournament, but I still have a fever that can only be cured by gold. So I rung up my good friend Kaitlin here, and she agreed that she has the same love for gold that I have. What can I say, we're magpies! So ladies, we accept your challenge and we will see you at Queen of the Ring!

As with last week, Manami is joined in her corner by close friend Toshiyo Yamada. Sasha has Sable with her. The crowd is clearly behind Manami here, with the heat against Sasha and Sable being off the charts. Sasha takes her time, pretending to look for a lock up, only to keep walking away with her arms in the air to pose for cameras. Sable calls her over once to help get an eyelash out of her eye. Manami clearly has seen enough and straight away hits Sasha with a hard clothesline that takes her head off! Manami has to be pulled off Sasha by the ref as she lays into Sasha. Manami is livid, and while distracted Sasha is thrown the knuckles again by Sable. Yamada spots this and chases Sable around the ring and eventually to the backstage area. Manami is hit by the knuckles, but kicks out at the two count! Sasha can't believe it, and she really starts laying into Manami. No matter what Sasha throws at her though, Manami keeps fighting back. Eventually Manami takes the win after catching Sasha out on the top rope.

- Stone Cold vowed revenge on Rikishi, Bischoff and Dynamite King and, with help from J.R., and a knight's costume, he managed to leave Rikishi laying at the end of the night.

- Bischoff, however, had the last laugh and fired Jim Ross, having earlier fired Davey Boy on Dynamite King's orders.

- Saraya Knight turned on her daughter Paige and told her she would take her daughter's Women's Title at Grapplemania.

Elsewhere, Nick Bockwinkel saved Bayley from Rikishi & Kim, whilst Tyler Breeze revealed Kerry Von Erich's secret - that his right foot had been amputated after a car accident - leading Kerry to walk off embarrassed and ashamed.

Commentator #1: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to our last show, our last stop, on the road to Grapplemania.

It’s been announced that tonight the Von Erichs will have a rematch from last week against the Brainbusters and Tyler Breeze which, if they win, will secure them a tag team title bout at the PPV.

Also, Saraya Knight, number one contender to the Women’s Title, will take on her daughter's good friend, Bayley.

Plus, as we've just learned, Eric Bischoff has announced Jim Ross, fired last week, will be able to give a 'final farewell address' to the fans live tonight in his home state of Oklahoma. All this and more on the go-home show for Grapplemania!

Commentator #2: I can't wait for Grapplemania! I kind of miss Ross, though. But hey, I'll get over it!

***Flashback*** Two weeks ago Rey found Sin Cara’s mask in the locker room.

Rey: Sin Cara, mi amigo. Mi compadre. I know things have been strained between us. You’ve been giving me the cold shoulder; you’ve cost me a chance in the King of the Ring tournament; you’ve put your hands on me. I just want to know why, esse? Why, man? What have I done to deserve all this? I respect you as a friend, as a warrior of the ring. Sin Cara…please talk to me, man.

Last week I saw the video talking about how light will come out of darkness - what did it mean, amigo? Please tell me what's going on with us, bro.

There is no response. The fans chant 619.

Rey: Sin Cara, please.

‘SIN CARA IS DEAD, HOMIE!’ says a deep voice.

Fans begin standing and a rumble goes through the crowd as Konnan walks out.



Konnan: Ola, Rey.

Fans chant for Konnan as Rey looks on in shock. Konnan enters the ring and he has a clipboard in his hand.



Konnan: Surprised to see me? I thought you would be. Hell Rey, you’re probably struggling to remember what I look like. After all, you barely kept in contact with me once the WWE came calling. All those years of friendship we had. I looked upon you as a brother. I looked upon you as my family. Mi raza. But you proved you’re not a very good friend, Rey. You never gave a damn about me once you made it and became a World Champion. But what could I do about it? You were gone.

But then you go and show up in Monday Night Grappling! (he laughs)

And seeing as me and Eric Bischoff go back a long way, and seeing as I’ve a history with Monday Night Grapping from a few years ago (fans cheer), I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to be here, Rey. Not when there’s a chance for revenge, a chance for a major payday, and a chance to see the lucha fight of the century.

Rey: You’re back to face me, is that it? Listen Konnan, I admit I didn’t keep in touch but that happens in life, man. People drift apart. It doesn’t mean you have bad feelings. It’s just how it goes. It’s just-

Konnan: Shut up. No more excuses, puta.

The Hispanic fans in the crowd cheer while Rey stares a hole through Konnan.

Rey: You wanna fight me, man? Fine, Konnan. Let’s go. But don’t kid yourself that this is the lucha fight of the century because I know I got your number, burro, and it’s a 619!

The fans pop as Konnan laughs.

Konnan: You don’t get it, homes. I’m not back to face you. I am back to act as a representative for someone you know very well. Someone who General Manager Bischoff has agreed can face you at Grapplemania, if you have got the guts. A dream match that lucha fans worldwide have long talked about. I think you know who I mean…you’ve got his mask in your hand right now.

The fans start cheering as Rey shakes his head.

Konnan: Oh yeah, Rey. But realise, your match would not be against Sin Cara. Like I said, Sin Cara is dead. Sin Cara is a WWE invention that held back the genius that I represent. Because the man I represent is not called Sin Cara. (He points up the ramp) The man I represent is…Mistico!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb84c8YGEno

Mistico appears in his old attire and with his old entrance theme ‘Ameno’, He stands next to Konnan and takes the mic.



Mistico: Hello, Rey. Are you surprised I speaking English? Well my English sno’ so good but Konnan he teach me. And Konnan say to me how you care only about you, and no Mistico.

Mistico hands back the mic.

Konnan: That’s right, Rey. I’ve been setting Mistico straight on what a lousy friend you are. How you obviously politicked your way into the King of the Ring tournament while Mistico was left out; how you put selfish gain over friendship like always; how you never really had Mistico’s back. And most importantly of all – how there can only be one true lucha star in this company.

And it goes back to WWE, doesn't it Rey? All those people who bashed Mistico for not adapting to the WWE style, for not learning the language...did you stick up for him throughout all that, Rey? Hell no! You wanted Mistico out of the picture because you were jealous of him, were't you? You knew he had surpassed you! Tell ‘em what you want at Grapplemania, Mistico.

Mistico: I want you, Rey. One on One. My mask, your mask. At Grapplemania!

Konnan: That’s right, Rey! A mask vs mask match. There can be only one masked superstar in Monday Night Grappling! But we want this match in true lucha style, so let’s make it a 2 out of 3 falls match. (He holds up the clipboard) This is the contract right here. Mistico has already signed it. The question is…do you have the cojones, Rey?

The fans are cheering while Rey holds his hands on his head.

Rey: Don’t ask this of me please. Sin Cara…Mistico….Luis! Don’t you see what’s happening, bro? Konnan is using you to get to me. I’ve always respected you; I’ve tried to help you. Hell brother…I love you.

Konnan shakes his head and whispers something in Mistico’s ear. Mistico steps forward and points to the Sin Cara mask in Rey’s hand.

Mistico: Sin Cara esta muerto! You have my mask, Rey, but Grapplemania…I want yours!

The fans cheer but Rey seems reluctant. Rey doesn’t want to fight him; he has tears in his eyes.

Rey: I fought a friend before. His name was Eddie Guerrero. I loved him and always will. Please don’t make me fight a friend again, Mistico. Not with all of this on the line. Please, mi amigo. It’s too much.

Mistico then slaps Rey hard across the face - so hard he knocks him to his knees.

Mistico: Tu no eres amigo mio.

The fans boo and begin to chant ‘619’. Rey on bended knee stays motionless for a long time. He raises his head and looks out to the fans, his eyes shining with water. They chant for him; louder now. Rey then lowers his head and nods. He reaches up and takes the pen and clipboard from Konnan. He signs the contract.

Konnan: The match is made! The lucha match of the century! Mysterio v Mistico! Mask vs mask….!

Konnan continues to hype the match as Sin Cara pumps his fists; but Rey doesn't want to hear it and leaves the ring. He walks up the aisle with his head bowed low. He stops at the top of the ramp and looks back.




He shakes his head and drops the Sin Cara mask to the floor, and can be seen dropping a tear with it before he turns away.

Interviewer: Rikishi, if I could have a word. There have been reports that you weren’t happy about what happened to you last week and that you felt Dynamite King and Marty Jones could have gone to your aid when Austin struck. Can you confirm or deny these rumours?

Rikishi goes to speak when a rectal blast of wind comes from the door behind him. He shakes his head and continues.

Rikishi: Yeah it’s true; I was upset. A lot of people seem to have forgotten that Dynamite King won that King of the Ring tournament and the right to face Stone Cold thanks to assistance from me. But where was the King when I needed him?

Interviewer: That may be so but you did align yourself with them and you did-

Rikishi: I did it for the money, yes. Have I made mistakes? Yes. But as I tried to explain to Davey Boy last week, my family have medical bills and I have to stand up and be counted. If a man steals a loaf of bread to feed his starving family, is that wrong? I never wanted to frame Nick Bockwinkel as Austin’s attacker. I never wanted to go after Bayley. I’m just following orders.

The toilet door swings open and out steps Kim Kardashian as the interviewer gags and holds his shirt up to his nose.



Rikishi: And they say I stink.

Kim: Are you still bitching about last week? God! Get over it. You’re almost as stroppy as my husband. Can I count on you tonight if Bockwinkel or that bitch cause me any problems?

Rikishi: I owe Bockwinkel after what he did to me last week so…yes.

Kim: Good. Then quit f*cking brooding before I have to slap the sad off your face. Gimme my purse. I want to go and get a cappuccino so let’s go. Now!

Rikishi hesitates.

Kim: Let’s go, bitch tits! MOVE IT!

Rikishi rubs his brow and reluctantly follows Kim as the segment ends.

Breeze: Do my eyes deceive me or is history repeating itself? On the first show of the new season Kerry no-showed rather than face me in the ring, and it seems he has done it again. He also couldn’t wait to avoid facing me last week. I tested him last week to see if he was a man of courage and he showed the world he was a coward.

Commentator #1: What a load of bull. Breeze had Kerry taken out on the first show and last week he pressured Kerry out of the match! It wasn’t a ‘test of courage’. Gimme a break.

Commentator #2: Oh yeah, well where is Kerry tonight, smart guy? Do you see him?

Commentator #1: …..

Breeze: But I believe in second chances so let’s find out if he has developed a backbone in the past seven days. Where are you, Kerry? If you are a man, show yourself!

The camera pans up the aisle as the fans chant ‘Kerry, Kerry.’ There is no sign of Kerry.

Breeze: I rest my case. At Grapplemania, the Legends Title will once again have a worthy holder in Tyler Breeze because I have shown the world that Kerry is a disgrace.

Tyler enters the ring and addresses Kevin and David Von Erich.

Breeze: Give your brother this message from me when you see him: tell him his real disability is not his lack of a right foot, but his lack of any testicles!

With that Kevin and David have heard enough and begin laying into Breeze with rights and lefts as Arn and Tully join the melee. The ref struggles to contain the brawl.

Commentator #1: Despicable remarks from Tyler Breeze!

Commentator #2: Wait a minute! He’s here! Kerry is here! Breeze you better watch out, kid!

Commentator #1: Oh yeah, I like this! Listen to these fans going nuts! As our good friend Jim Ross would say if he were with us, I think business just picked up here!

Kerry Von Erich: Hey, Breeze. I hope I didn’t scramble your brains too much you little punk because I want you to listen to me: last week I was in despair. You revealed a secret that I’ve been carrying a long time. A secret that made me feel ashamed: that I had lost my foot in a car accident.

The fans chant ‘Kerry, Kerry’ as he nods at them.

Kerry: But now I realise I don't need to be ashamed. The messages of support I’ve received from these great fans has shown me that they are still behind me. (They cheer) In a way I should be thanking you, and I will show you my gratitude this Sunday at Grapplemania by giving you the beating of your life.

I just informed Eric Bischoff that if he wants me to show up Grapplemania, then I get to determine the match - and he agreed. Get ready kid because you are in for the toughest night of your life because you and I will meet for the Legends Championship in a No Holds Barred match!

The fans cheer as Breeze continues backing up the aisle, whilst holding his face.

Kerry: And as for you Brainbusters, my brothers will prove to you that when you knock down a Von Erich he gets back up and knocks you down with interest! Tell ‘em, guys.

Kevin: You Brainbusters think you have no equal here but we will prove you wrong at Grapplemania!

David: When this family is united, nothing can stop us. We respect you two as performers, but we don’t like you and we damn sure don’t fear you. At Grapplemania all the gold is gonna be with the Von Erich family!

The fans cheer as the Von Erichs again raise their hands and the segment ends with the Brainbusters talking trash from the ramp, and Breeze selling his injuries.

Bayley: Look! It’s our new t-shirt complete with our team’s new name…BAYWINKEL!

Bockwinkel: Wait, Baywinkel? That’s what we’re going with, huh? Hmm. Very well, then.

Bayley: Yay! Go Team Baywinkel! So what about that stipulation we discussed for our match with Kim and Rikishi? Shall we both run it by Bischoff together?

Bockwinkel: No, it's too dangerous. They may try to target you like last week. I’ll handle it alone. If something happens to me, don't come to my aid. It's preferable that one of us at least has some sanctuary.

Bayley smiles and says he's a great friend. She hugs him as Bockwinkel heads out.

We see a commercial involving a group of five bullies aged about 16 or 17 picking on two other kids of the same age.

Konnan walks by and tells them to stop. 'Don't be a bully, be a star' he says.

But Konnan, says one of the bullies, look at what shirts they're wearing. They unzip the two chaps's hoodies and we see one of them wearing a BWA shirt and the other one a WECWF shirt.

Konnan: 'My mistake amigos, carry on.' The bullies go back to chasing after the two fellas as Konnan turns to the camera. 'Hey, sometimes tough love is necessary.'

Commentator #1: Bischoff needs this about as much as a hole in the head! Dynamite King is easily provoked as Davey Boy found out last week, and it looks like he wants to face Bockwinkel.

Commentator #2: Bischoff wanted to keep Dynamite fresh for Grapplemania but that plan may have been changed.

Marty Jones: How dare you, ya cheeky bastid! You aren’t fit to lace the boots of Dynamite King! You’ve sullied the name of the greatest fookin’ wrestla who ever lived and I demand a match against you, right now so I can shut your bloody gob!

Bockwinkel: Very well, Jones. I wanted to put down a Bulldog but it looks like instead I’m going to have to put down a lapdog.

Bischoff seems noticeably relieved and is about to make the match when Bockwinkel interjects.

Bockwinkel: I have one more request to make, Bischoff.

Bischoff (laughing): Oh you do, do you? Okay, you got me curious, Nick. Go on.

Bockwinkel: That foul-mouthed hussy in the ring: Kim Kardashian…

The fans cheer as Kim’s mouth drops at the insult.

Bockwinkel: She said last week that she wanted to have the derriere of that Sell-Out, aka Rikishi, put in Bayley’s face at Grapplemania.

Kim smiles and begins slapping Rikishi’s big butt as Rikishi seems irritated.

Bockwinkel: I meanwhile said last week that someone should teach a foul-mouthed creature like Kim a lesson. Well, myself and Bayley talked it over and here’s our proposal – at Grapplemania we have what we’ve dubbed a Soap ‘n’ Stink match.

Bischoff: A what?

Bockwinkel: A soap ‘n’ stink match, Eric. A first-time match for the industry. It will work like so - if Rikishi and Kim defeat us, then my friend Bayley will concede to taking a Stinkface from that gelatinous, money-grubbing, malcontent Rikishi.

But…if myself and Bayley win…

Bockwinkel reaches into his pocket and pulls out a bar of soap as the fans cheer.

Bockwinkel: If we win, then we get to wash out that foul mouth of Kim’s by having her eat this bar of soap right here. I don’t suppose you’ll like it a great deal, Kim, despite the fact we all know you’ve had far worse stuffed into that non-stop yapping contraption of yours.

The fans cheer as Kim is seen mouthing swear words. Bischoff shakes his head and looks like he is going to decline the idea when Kim grabs the mic.

Kim: You think that scares me, asshole? I know me and my bodyguard can beat you. Bring it on, motherf*cker.

Commentator #1: We apologise for that language ladies and gentlemen, but what a match this is gonna be!

Commentator #2: Soap ‘N’ Stink: I like it! It’s what they should call the team of me and you.

Commentator #1: Listen to this crowd! They want Rikishi to intervene. I think he’s considering it!

Commentator #2: Nah, Rikishi knows which side of his bread is buttered.

***Flashback*** - Bayley landed hard on her knee last week and hurt it.

Saraya: Hey Kim, it looks like I’ve softened up this dozy cow pretty good for you this Sunday. I’ve shown you a lot in our training sessions but now let me show you what a stomp to the leg looks like - it will prove pretty useful for you, darlin.’

Saraya goes to lay some kicks on the prone Bayley, but Kim stops her.

Kim: F*ck yeah that sounds awesome Saraya, but, you know, what I really want to do to this bitch is humiliate her. I want her to realise a face like hers doesn’t belong in show-business. On Sunday, my bodyguard Rikishi is gonna stick his big ass in her ugly face – but before that why don’t we clean her up a bit, hmm? Her friend Nick Bockwinkel says I have a filthy mouth and wants to wash it out with soap, but guess what...

Kim reaches down her bra and pulls out a bar of soap of her own.

Kim: …instead it’s gonna be Bayley that has to clean up her act! Do me a favour Saraya, hold her down so I can wash out her sh*t-talking mouth. Despite Rikishi’s poor manners I still wouldn’t want him catching something from this little hoe…

Commentator #1: This is disgraceful! And Bockwinkel can't stop it as he's been taken to a medical facility! This foul-mouthed Kardashian is gonna make Bayley swallow a mouthful of soap…

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtvoH9yczKA

Commentator #2: Oh my God, she is here! Paige is here!

The roof goes off the place as the MNG Women’s Champion runs down the aisle and goes to the aid of her friend, Bayley. As she enters the ring Kim Kardashian gets in her face screaming ‘this doesn’t concern you’ and tells her to stay out of it. She slaps Paige across the face as Saraya watches on from behind.

Commentator #2: Uh oh, that may have been a mistake, Kim.

Commentator #1: The last time she slapped an MNG performer it didn’t end well for her!

Paige looks to the fans who cheer. She then slaps Kim across the face twice as hard, and nails Kim with the Paige Turner as Saraya looks on, unmoved.

Paige then throws Kim out of the ring as a referee comes in and, with the help of Paige, helps Bayley out of the ring. Throughout, Saraya looks on; her eyes fixed on her daughter. Paige gets a mic.

Paige: I know what you’re thinking, mum.

Paige’s eyes begin to well up and her bottom lip starts to quiver.

Paige: Last week you called me ‘weak’ and said ‘I didn’t have what it takes’. But now that I’m out here, in this ring, facing you eye to eye, woman to woman, you’re thinking to yourself: ‘is this weakness, or is it strength?’ ‘Does she have what it takes, or doesn’t she?’ And as I look in your eyes right now…

A tear rolls down Paige’s cheek and she pauses to compose herself as the fans chant, ‘Paige, Paige.’

Paige: As I look in your eyes right now I can tell that you just don’t know, do you? Because here’s the thing, mum. Last week you told these people and you told me that we have no idea what you’re capable of. But guess what, mum? You have no idea what I am capable of.

The fans cheer as Saraya gets a mic of her own.

Saraya: No, Paige. No, that wasn’t what I was thinking. Because Paige no one knows you better than I do. I know what you’re thinking before you do. That’s the way mothers are. And when your father, and your brother, pleaded with me this past week not to take you on in the ring at Grapplemania, I told them what I’m going to tell you: when I take that title from around your waist, I do it not just for my sake, but for yours. Because you don’t deserve it.

The fans boo Saraya as Paige shakes her head, wiping away a tear.

Saraya: You want to know what I was thinking, as you came out here like Wonder Woman to save the day? I was thinking, ‘what a complete and utter disappointment you are, child.’ You have learned nothing that I’ve taught you. Your heart is too weak, too warm and too fuzzy, and you let it turn that brain of yours to mush. You care for these people, for your friend Bayley. You want to be a role model for all of these idiot fans out here.

But my heart is not weak and warm; it is strong like ice. And my mind is just as sharp. These are the tools that will take me to that championship at Grapplemania. Because make no mistake Paige, there will be no sympathy from me; there will be no regrets; no remorse; at Grapplemania I will show the world that I am the top star of the Knight Dynasty and I will beat you in this ring.

Saraya then slaps Paige hard across the face. The fans chant ‘Paige, Paige’ as Paige remains motionless, tears rolling down her cheeks.

Saraya: I told ya you were weak. Look at you. You’re pathetic.

She hits Paige again - this time a clubbing blow to her chest that floors her. Again the fans chant for Paige.





Saraya: I knew you didn’t have what it takes. Unfortunately for you, I do. And at Grapplemania, when I kick your arse and take that title from you, believe me Paige: unlike when you were conceived, it won’t be an accident!

Paige then lets out a scream and jumps to her feet, and begins clubbing her mother’s face with rights and lefts as Saraya is taken aback with surprise.

Paige then runs the ropes and clotheslines her mother over the ropes and sends her tumbling to the floor as the fans go wild.

Commentator #1: Paige has heard enough, and you can’t blame her!

Commentator #2: Maybe her mama was wrong! Paige doesn’t look so weak right now!

Paige picks up the mic as her mother holds her face and looks stunned.

Paige: I didn’t want this, mum. I didn’t ask for this. Despite all the crap you’ve been coming out with, I never wanted you in my shadow. I never wanted these people to cheer me at your expense. But if they do…if these people do prefer me over you…I know why it is – because they know I’m better than you!

Saraya, now on her backside, is stunned and shakes her head as Paige laughs.

Paige: Oh yeah, they know it and at Grapplemania you too will learn it because this title of mine is going nowhere. And you will learn, at long last…THIS IS MY HOUSE, BITCH!!!

The fans cheer as Paige’s music plays and she clutches her title as Saraya backs up the aisle, shaking her head and mouthing ‘just you wait.’

Commentator #1: It seems to me like Paige has stepped up in a big way here. I don’t think Saraya knows her daughter as well as she thinks!

Commentator #2: Huh-ho baby, I cannot wait for this match. Mother versus daughter for the first time ever in the Draft! I wish this match were right now cos I can’t wait ‘til Grapplemania!

We see Rikishi packing his gear and preparing to leave as Kim barges in holding her neck with one hand and her face with another hand.

Kim: Hey! Where the f*ck were you? I just got humiliated AGAIN on national television. You told me you’d be there for me, bitch tits!

Rikishi ignores her.

Kim (grabbing him by the arm): Look at me when I’m talking to you, fat ass!

Rikishi (freeing himself from her grasp): ‘Fat ass?’ Look who’s talking. I don't know what your problem is. You asked me to come out if Bockwinkel or Bayley caused you problems. You didn’t say anything about Paige.

Rikishi smiles. Kim nods her head and then slaps Rikishi hard across the Samoan’s face.

Kim: If it wasn’t for the fact I need you this Sunday I’d fire you as my bodyguard right now. And I have enough influence with Eric to have you fired from this company altogether if I wanted. Don’t forget that! Don’t ever forget that you’re my bitch, and I’m twice the bitch you are. Got it?

What I’m gonna do instead is I’m cutting your pay 50% and we’ll see what effect that has on your family's medical bills, you f*cking asshole!

Kim goes to slap him again but this time Rikishi blocks it and holds her arm. He stares her down for several seconds.

Rikishi: You know something, Kim. Bockwinkel was right about one thing: you do have a foul mouth.

Rikishi picks up his bags and walks out as Kim roars at him that he can't leave. But he does.

Marty is holding the back of his neck and looking anxious. There is a blonde nurse there with him.

Marty Jones: Will you tell that bloody doctor to hurry it up, love? I’ve been waitin' nearly 'alf a bleedin' hour 'ere and I've got important work to do. My King needs me.

Nurse: The doctor will be here soon, Mr. Jones. Please be patient.

Marty Jones: I need to look after the security situation. Go find ‘im and tell ‘im to hurry up or there will be more firings around here if you catch my drift, darlin’.

She scuttles off to find the doctor.

Marty Jones (muttering and looking at the floor): Working with a bunch of stupid sods ‘ere.

After she leaves, a fellow in a white coat enters and walks past to study Marty’s chart. He has his back to Marty.

Marty: Oi! Doc! ‘Bout bleedin’ time you turned up. Quit staring at that poxy chart and get over ‘ere and see to my neck.

The doctor turns.



Stone Cold: What seems to be the problem, sir?

A look of horror falls on Marty’s face as Austin begins hammering away at Marty with rights and lefts, knocking him to the floor and then stomping a mud hole in him as J.R. would say. Austin then takes his stethoscope and puts it to Marty’s chest.

Stone Cold: Hell Marty, ya look a damn mess. My doctor’s diagnosis is not something you’re gonna want to hear but I think I better tell it to ya straight, son.

You’re suffering from a condition known as sorry sumbitch-itis. Symptoms include spouting a bunch of crap from your gums, and bending your ass over so damn much you lose your spine completely. Fortunately, there is a cure. It involves a size thirteen boot enema right up your sorry ass.

So hell son, hold steady cos this might just sting a bit.

Marty: No, no, no! Please!

Stone Cold puts a very rough ass whooping on Marty leaving the leader of the Kingsguard writing in agony on the ground. Austin then takes the stethoscope and...well, you can figure the rest out.

The nurse re-enters.

Stone Cold: Nurse, get this man a proctologist. Stat.

Austin leaves the room as the nurse is seen pulling back Marty’s tights and wincing at what she sees.

J.R. gets a standing ovation from his fellow Okies as he enters the ring. He takes a mic.

Jim Ross: I want to thank you for that very humbling reception…

The music of Dynamite King immediately hits and he marches down the aisle with Eric Bischoff following close behind. They enter the ring.

Dynamite King: I’m afraid Jim Ross your farewell speech looks like it will be a farewell before you go to spend the rest of your life eating barbecue food through a fookin' straw. Don't act confused. I heard what what that bald bastid friend of yours did to the leader of my Kingsguard and don’t tell me it’s nothin’ to do with you. After what happened last week it’s obvious you two are in cahoots, Jim Ross.

Now you’re no longer here as our guest, but as my hostage.

J.R. puts his hands up and nods his head ruefully, as if he's not surprised. Dynamite smiles and grabs J.R.'s arms, putting them behind his back as the fans boo and chant for Austin.

Bischoff (turning to the ramp): We know you’re back there, Austin. We know you took out Marty and you must have been responsible for easing the security presence backstage. But we’ve still got the one person in this world you care about: that ass-kissing friend of yours, J.R. And unless you want Dynamite to break his neck, get your ass out here right now!

The fans again chant for Austin but there is silence. Dynamite then lifts J.R. up into a tombstone piledriver position…

Commentator #1: No, not this!

Commentator #2: Oh my God.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gwEzysrU_k

The fans erupt as Stone Cold's music hits and the announcers note what a relief it is that he is here.

Dynamite releases J.R. from the move (though continues to hold him) as Austin steps out on stage – but he is not alone; he has a bargaining chip of his own.

Commentator #2: Marty Jones! Tied up and hooded! Austin has him hostage!

Commentator #1: Looks like we’ve got a stand-off here, fans.

Bischoff: Austin, you son of a bitch. Let Marty Jones go or J.R. gets his damn neck broken!

Bischoff stands there furious but Dynamite by contrast smiles and pushes Bischoff’s mic down.

Dynamite: It’s alright, Eric. I quite like this. It’s an old-fashioned prisoner swap he wants by the looks of it. Last week he played a knight in shining armour and this week he wants to play Cowboys and Indians. And I know you’d have no problem breaking Marty’s neck if I so much as laid a hair on your buddy J.R.’s head. That’s one thing I’ve always admired about you, Austin. You are a ruthless bastid.

In many ways, when you think about it, you and I aren’t so different, Austin.

Stone Cold: You bet your ass we’re different you sick son of a bitch. And we’re gonna stay different after Grapplemania ‘cos I’m gonna remain the one with the World Title belt, unlike you ya little bastard.

Dynamite laughs.

Dynamite: Austin, I think you’re forgetting that there was once a time when you were the one that was putting your hands on J.R. It was around the time you ‘sold your soul to the devil’ as J.R. put it, aligning yourself with Vince McMahon. Back then you viciously attacked The Rock in order to claim the Heavyweight Title.

Is that really so different to me aligning myself with Eric Bischoff in order to claim your title, and viciously attacking you? And if I take out this redneck cowboy bastid, does that make me any worse than you?

Austin listens to this with a scowl on his face.

Dynamite: Face it, Austin. The reason you hate me so much…the reason you regard this match on Sunday as the biggest of your career…it isn’t because you don’t know what to expect; it’s because you know exactly what to expect. Because you know you and I think and act the same way.

We’re both willing to give our bodies and souls in this ring to be the best, and we don’t care who we step on along the way to make it to the top.
You hate me because you know, deep down, I'm just like you. And you know you’ve never faced someone who understands you so well; who thinks like you; behaves like you. And that’s why this Sunday I will have your number Mr. 3:16, and I will become the new World Champion.

Stone Cold: Are ya gonna flap your gums all day, jackass, or are ya gonna make the damn trade?

Dynamite nods and tells Bischoff to make the trade as Bischoff is surprised. He beckons Austin down.

Commentator #1: Austin is dragging Marty down with him towards the ring but it looks like he’s stopping at the ropes.

Stone Cold: I can see this man means a lot to you, Dynamite.

Dynamite: He’s my mentor. He helped make me who I am.

Stone Cold: Would you trust him in this ring against any opponent?

Dynamite: You bet your arse I would. He helped revolutionize this business and he has the measure of anyone in this ring. I trusted him against Bockwinkel tonight and he didn’t let me down.

Stone Cold: Does Bischoff trust him though? And does Bischoff trust your judgement of him?

Bischoff: What are you getting at, Austin?

Stone Cold: I propose that at Grapplemania you have Marty Jones in one corner, representing you pieces of trash, and in the other corner we have a man representing good ol’ J.R. A man who will be fighting for the chance to win back J.R.’s job – as well as his own: Davey Boy Smith!

The fans cheer as Bischoff shakes his head; Dynamite remains motionless.

Bischoff: Forget it, Austin. I fired them and they stay fired! Bottom line!

The fans boo.

Stone Cold: Hmm, it sounds to me Eric like you are doubting your King.

The fans cheer as Dynamite eyes up Bischoff.

Stone Cold: If Marty is as good as you say, Dynamite, and can measure up against anyone, then let him prove it against another British icon in Davey Boy. Let Davey Boy fight for his job - and J.R.’s. But I think you’re afraid, son; afraid Marty can’t get the job done against Davey Boy, just like you’re afraid you can’t get the job done against me.

Dynamite’s face turns beetroot as Bischoff is shaking his head at Dynamite.

Dynamite: Make the fookin’ match, Eric, and let Marty prove this bastid wrong.

Stone Cold smiles as Eric tries to talk Dynamite out of it.

Dynamite: Are you doubting me, Eric? Make the bloody match, I said. I am the King!

Commentator#1: Unlike earlier, looks like Dynamite’s hotheadedness is going to cause problems for the G.M.!

Bischoff: Damn you, Austin. Fine. The match is made by royal decree: at Grapplemania, Davey Boy Smith will face Marty Jones with J.R.’s job - and Davey Boy’s - on the line.

The fans cheer as Austin steps forward with his hostage tentatively, as does Dynamite with J.R. Both hostages are then shoved forward as Austin catches J.R. who thanks him and rubs his sore arms.

Dynamite (smiling): Now that the exchange has been made we all know Austin you’re gonna want to go after me and Eric like you promised last week. Unfortunately for you though, it looks like the numbers are in my favour. Marty, let’s go grab this bastid; and make sure his cowboy pal doesn’t go anywhere either.

Suddenly up on the titantron we see a dingy hallway and there is Marty Jones tied to the chair with an Austin 3:16 shirt on him.

Commentator #2: Wait a minute! If Marty Jones is up there, then who is…

Dynamite pulls off the hostage’s hood and discovers it’s not Marty under there but…

Commentator #1: It’s Davey Boy! It was Davey Boy all along! Dynamite and Bischoff got played by Austin – again!

Commentator #2: The masked man strategy isn't working too well for Dynamite lately!

Commentator #1: A taste of his own medicine!

Davey Boy begins hammering away at Dynamite with rights and lefts as Bischoff’s security enter the ring and break up the melee. Dynamite manages to escape and head up the aisle as the security guys try to restrain Austin and Davey Boy.

Commentator #1: Look at this! Stone Cold and Davey Boy are fighting off Bischoff's security!

Commentator #2: You know what, I bet Davey Boy was responsible for security being scaled down backstage. Remember that security guy told Bischoff he got a phone call from a guy with a British accent? That helped Austin get in the building.

There are Stone Cold Stunners and Powerslams aplenty as Bischoff's henchmen drop like flies.

Bischoff turns to leave the ring and head up the aisle too but J.R. spots it and he grabs hold of Bischoff’s leg.

Commentator #2: Look at Ross! He’s got Bischoff!

All of the security guards have now been knocked on their backsides by Austin and Davey Boy and as Dynamite watches from the ramp, Davey Boy grabs Bischoff as Stone Cold approaches the General Manager.

Commentator #1: Bischoff is like a cornered rat now and Dynamite King doesn’t look like he’s in any hurry to go down and help!

Bischoff looks up the ramp at his King who refuses to budge and panic floods his face; he gulps and reaches down for his mic.

Bischoff: Wait a minute, Austin! Wait a minute. You're forgetting something. Remember what I told you on the first show of the new season – my contract explicitly states that I can’t be physically assaulted without prior provocation. If you do touch me without provocation, I can and will strip you of your World Title!

The fans boo as a grin returns to Bischoff’s face.

Commentator #2: Aha! We forgot about that stipulation. That just might save Bischoff’s bacon!

As Bischoff is beginning to feel good about life again, from behind, J.R. steps forward and shoves Bischoff forward, sending him into Austin.
The fans cheer as a look of horror fills Bischoff’s face.

Commentator #1: Uh oh! I think that may just count as prior provocation, you know!

Commentator #2: What, he barely touched him! And it was Ross’s doing!

A smile falls on Austin’s face as he gives Bischoff the one-fingered salute and drops the General Manager with a stunner.



He follows it up with some more stomps and trash-talks over Bischoff’s body.

Dynamite meanwhile watches on from the ramp as Austin sits on the middle rope, beckoning Dynamite to come down. Instead, a smile creeps over Dynamite’s face and he mouths ‘I’m still standing.’

Commentator #2: Look at this! Dynamite is smiling! He doesn’t care about anybody but himself!

Commentator #1: Last week Austin got his revenge on Rikishi ; this week Austin got his revenge on Bischoff. There’s just one man left on Austin’s hit-list: Dynamite King. And it looks like we’re gonna have to wait ‘til Grapplemania for that.

These two men will clash at Grapplemania for the World Heavyweight Title. This could not be more personal; the stakes could not be higher. Dynamite’s called it his chance at immortality; Austin’s said his very career may be on the line. One man is fighting for respect, another for revenge.

A match that will define legacies; a match that will determine legends.

In the ring, Austin shares beers with J.R. and Davey Boy. Then J.R. approaches the announce desk. He puts a headset on.

Jim Ross: Hey guys! Is this a hell of a great night in Oklahoma City, or what? Boomer Sooner! Oh hell yeah!

The announcers start laughing.

Commentator #2: I gotta hand it to you, Ross. You and Austin have had Dynamite King and Bischoff's number the past two weeks.

Commentator #1: J.R. we're almost off the air. I'll leave the last words to you.

Jim Ross: Ladies and gentlemen, you're talking about seven emotionally-charged match-ups this Sunday. Titles will be on the line. Reputations will be on the line. Bah gawd folks, this event is not to be missed.

Calls your local operators. Sign up to the PW Boards Network. Just make sure you don't miss…GRAPPLLLEMAANNNIIIAAAA!!!

Preview : Owen Hart has blamed Magnum TA for not winning the Championship Rumble 4 weeks ago and has been hell bent on revenge. He lured Magnum into a false sense of security by faking retirement 3 weeks ago only to slyly attack Magnum when his guard was down. Since then owen has recruited Tyson Kidd and Harry Smith to help him in his battle with Magnum. Magnum has been pushed to breaking point and has his sights set on actually ending Owens career for real! What will happen as these two forces collide?

Match : Owen Hart comes out first and his Hart Family stable mates Harry Smith and Tyson Kidd are along side him. Owen and the Harts are boo’d heavily and the fans begin a ‘Nugget’ chant directed at Owen, followed by a ‘We want Magnum’ chant.

Commentator 2 : Whats a Memphis Bull rope Match?

Commentator 1 : Its like a Texas Bull Rope match....only in Memphis.

Commentator 2 : So its just a bull rope match then. The Memphis part adds nothing to it. Shheeesh!

Magnums music hits and he sprints to the ring with the bull rope in hand. Theres a cow bell at the end of the rope and Magnum begins swinging it as he slides into the ring, thus clearing the ring of the Harts. The ref calms Magnum down and then orders Harry and Tyson to the back informing them that they are banned from ringside.

Commentator 2 : what? They just came down for a closer look and to offer moral support to Owen. Does the ref think they will cheat?

Commentator 1 : Well they wont get a chance now. They are out of here!

Both men are tied to each end of the rope as ring announcer informs the crowd of the rules

Ring Announcer : Ladies and Gentlemen, this is a Texas Bullrope Match! The rules are as follows, two wrestlers are placed on opposite ends of a restraint - in this case, a rope. The restraint, and anything tied to it, can be used as a legal weapon, in this case a cowbell.. A disqualification occurs if either wrestler frees themselves from the restraint before the match is won. There is only one way to win:, the first man to touch all four top turnbuckles in succession wins.

The bell rings and Owen and Magnum lock up with Magnum gaining an early advantage. Its not long before Magnum begins whipping Hart with the rope and Owen squeals in pain. Owen tries to run away but hes pulled back by the rope into a hard hitting lariat. The crowd are loving it so far.

Commentator 1 : Its all legal so far, Owen looks like hes in the wrong part of town if you catch my drift.

Owen eventually cheats to gain control against the run of the match by hitting a low blow. Match highlights include Magnum getting a taste of his own medicine as hes whipped and choked by the bull rope. In one spot hes being hung by the bull rope over the top rope of the ring. Magnum also gets busted open hard by a hideous strike with the cow bell.

Commentator 1 : Magnum is busted open here folks, Owen is using the cow bell wisely.

Commentator 2 : Owen is the smartest man in wrestling. Hes a genius!

The finish of the match saw Owen hit a nasty sitdown tombstone piledriver on Magnum much to the horror of the fans in the arena. Owen then unorthodoxly locks in his sharpshooter finisher while wrapping the bull rope around Magnums neck, choking him as hes locked in to the submission move. Magnum taps but it makes no odds as you cant win by submission. Owen keeps Magnum in the hold for about a minute, but it seems like an eternity as Magnums blood covered face riles in pain. Owen lets Magnum go and he begins to touch each turn buckle, dragging Magnum behind him like a dead weight. Owen hits 3 turnbuckles and goes for the fourth but unknown to Owen, Magnum is touching each turnbuckle too. Owen goes for the last one and stops to celebrate prematurely, wooing like in similar fashion to Ric Flair. Its a costly mistake by Owen, as hes stopped by Magnum from hitting the last buckle and pushed to the outside allowing Magnum to touch his fourth and final turnbuckle.


Winner : Magnum TA.

Owen is irate after losing when so close. Magnum celebrates by rising to the second turnbuckle and swinging the bull rope over his head. Owen slinks to the back and can be seen mouthing “this isn’t the end of this!”

Why I went in this direction: I believed these two could make a cracking match, with both having older more traditional wrestling styles. Magnum could have been as big as Flair and Dusty had he not been injured so badly in a car accident. Owens the natural heel and Magnum is a natural face so its easy to imagine these two duking it out. I think a Magnum victory would give him the push to challenge the winner of the title match later on and protect him as hes probably my number 2 babyface ( not counting Jarrett whos technically an authority figure / owner). The ending leads them open to continue the feud.

SWE Live Episode 3

This is your King of Kings. Look at him. He’s done. He should retire and leave this business to the younger generation who show hunger and commitment to this industry. This man is living on past triumphs and it makes me sick to see talent and ability wasted like this.

Daniels “Did you see what happened last week? That lunatic Al Snow attacked us and we couldn’t finish our match. It’s a disgrace, what are you going to do about it?”

Monsoon “Listen lads, I didn’t see what happened last week. I know it’s frustrating not being able to declare a champion but its wrestling, less complaining and more fighting. I’ll reschedule another match for tonight. How about that?”

Young “And what about Al Snow? How can you make sure he does not get involved this week?”

Monsoon “ Well if you are that concerned about interference from Snow then i’ll put him in the match to make it a triple threat. How about that?”

Roode “Have you seen that dirty Mexican who has my bottle of champagne?”

New Jack “In case you don’t know who we are, we are The Gangstas. The meanest bunch of people you will ever meet. If you cross us we will have no hesitation in setting the dog on you (points to Junkyard Dog). As you saw last week The Usos crossed us and they got to experience the bite from this dog and they will never cross us again.”

Jimmy “In case you don’t know we are Samoan and we are family. Blood is thicker than water so we want to introduce you to a member of the Uso family.”

“Yes Mama Dudley, i will look after your boy, i will make sure he is treated well here and no harm comes to him. In fact he is just coming in to my office now. ”

Gorilla Monsoon “Welcome Spike, i was just talking to your mama and i’m being told i have to make sure no harm comes to you.”

Spike Dudley “Forget what my mama said. I wanna fight and i don’t care who he is, well maybe not that pasty looking Irishman but anyone else i’ll happily fight, and maybe not that big Japanese looking guy. I’ll fight anyone.

Gorilla Monsoon “Look have patience, i’ll find a nice easy opponent for you and you can find your feet at the SWE.”

Spike Dudley “Forget that, give me someone good, forget my mama.”

Gorilla Monsoon “Fine Spike, i’ll find you an opponent.”

Q. What are your feelings after your win last week to put you in the SWE Heavyweight title match at Spongemania? “Well i’m overwhelmed with emotion. It was a tough win and now i am just one match away from fulfilling my boyhood dream of becoming SWE Heavyweight Champion.”

Q. And what about your opponent in that match, Sheamus? “He’s a tough looking opponent, no doubt about that, he’s more powerful but i’m not shying away from the task at hand, power isn’t everything. I will find a way to beat Sheamus and become SWE Heavyweight Champion.”

“Listen to me girls, you are beautiful women and the SWE universe wants to see you too playfully fight each other with these pillows so i’m ordering you to pick up the pillows and start this fight.”

“I cant believe my star pupil has ended up like this. Take my hand and i’ll bring you back to greatness.”

Gorilla: Now Pamela, we have to talk about what happened earlier tonight. We can’t have you going crazy and beating up our stars. You need to behave.

Pamela: Yes Gorilla i’m really sorry. It wont happen again. They just will not do what i tell them to do.

Gorilla: Nothing surprising in women not doing what they are told. You need to apologise to them next week and give them what they want, a proper match.

Pamela: OK i’ll apologise and schedule the match for Spongemania but i’m going to decide the stipulation

presents
SUPREMACY

Sabre & Scurrl come out to the ring as the MWA Tag Team Champions for the first time on only their second night in the company.

Scurll: “I'm sure you don't need reminding of who we are but I'm Marty Scurll and this is Zack Sabre Jr. And we are the Leaders of the New School, your Tag Team Champions.”
Sabre: “Last week we promised that we would be the names on everyone's lips..”
Scurll: “That's not all we were, am I right ladies?”
Sabre: “You'll have to excuse my partner, he fancies himself a hell of a lot more than these supposed ladies.”
Scurll: “What can I say, I bring the party where ever I go. And last week we brought the party to MWA.”
Sabre: “This has been the proudest week of our lives. It feels like we've finally made a major impact in professional wrestling.”

Snuka & Orndorff come out to the ring.

Snuka: “We're not here to crash your party, we're here to congratulate you on doing something no other team was able to do for the last 10 months; taking those titles away from us.”
Orndorff: “But don't think getting to the top of the mountain is the hard part, not being eaten by the mountain lions once you're there is the real test. I should know, I've main evented WrestleMania.”
Snuka: We've fended off those lions for 10 months and now we're suddenly the predators once more. And we're already hungry. We want our rematch and we want it tonight!”

The crowd's cheers are cut short by Montel Vontavious Porter's music.

MVP: “HEY HOLD UP! Surely the MVP of the MWA should have some gold around his waist. He's certainly more deserving than a couple of has-beens and a pair of wet blankets that never deserved their shot in the first place. After being screwed out of a title shot last week I refuse to let it happen again tonight.”
Orndorff: “And how are you gonna manage that on your own?”
MVP: “Well it just so happens that MWA's most valuable person is bringing the Franchise to WrestleRama and going home as Tag Team Champions.”

Shane Douglas' music hits and he joins MVP on the stage.

Douglas: “Let me ask you a question: what are the two most important things in any business? The Franchise & the MVP”.

They walk down to the ring and start pushing Snuka & Orndorff. Sabre & Scurrl get involved and a brawl looks likely when Mike Tyson walks out.

Tyson: "Nobody is getting a title match tonight. I've got too many things to do running this show already. Instead it's gonna be MVP & Shane Douglas against Jimmy Snuka & Paul Orndorff and the winner goes to WrestleRama to fight those two British boys for the Tag Team Championship."

Snuka, Orndorff, Sabre & Scurll are backstage after the break.
Snuka & Orndorff: “You shouldn't have gotten involved out there. Neither of you are to show your faces at ringside during the match later. Let the big boys do what we do best.”
Sabre & Scurll: “Nobody tells the Leaders of the New School what to do. Maybe you should remember who beat who last week before talking about 'big boys'.”

Sabre & Scurrl pat their titles and walk off.

Vs.

Ken Shamrock vs Tony Atlas

Both men lock up and try to outpower each other but Atlas wins the battle and forces Ken into the corner. Atlas stays on top with some power moves but Shamrock starts kicking the legs and takes the big man down. Then we hear a booming voice over the speakers.

“Ladies & gentlemen my name is AW and I am the owner of the greatest talent agency in all of wrestling. I said I am the owner of the greatest talent agency in all of wrestling – All World Promotions.” Abraham Washington walks onto the stage and sits on a leather chair. Shamrock gets distracted looking at AW who says “Ken Shamrock, All World Promotions is presenting you with the opportunity of a lifetime. Next week you are going to be my guest on the Abraham Washington Show.”

Atlas attacks Shamrock from behind and Ken falls to the outside. This only pisses Shamrock off and he grabs a chair from under the ring and hits Atlas with it. After the bell Shamrock hits Atlas 6 times before the chair finally breaks.
Winner: Tony Atlas via Disqualification

Adam Cole is backstage talking himself up to a female member of staff.
Cole: "You know baby, I'm the real Best in the World in more than one wa..."
Suddenly Cole is attacked by Intercontinental Champion Tazz. Cole manages to get behind the woman whom he uses as a shield against an irate Tazz. Finally Cole pushes her into Tazz and runs away while Tazz pushes her aside and pursues.

Vs.

Dean Ambrose vs Kevin Sullivan

Ambrose is full of rage from the start and is lucky not to be disqualified multiple times for ignoring referee breaks in the corner.

“OOWWW” Suddenly Dude Love appears on the tron.

Dude: “Dean you need to chill out and leave my main man Mick Foley alone. It's not Mick's fault you couldn't keep up with the grooviest man in wrestling's close friend.”

Ambrose gets rolled up by Sullivan but kicks out and hits a low blow on his opponent which the referee amazingly misses. Ambrose gets a mic.
Ambrose: “You wanna see me keep up? You wanna see me go extreme? I swear to god I will kill this son of a b*tch and prove to everybody in this audience just how much Mick Foley ruined this business.”

Ambrose hits Dirty Deeds and pins Sullivan for the win. He then clotheslines the referee, gets lighter fluid out from under the ring and sprays it onto Sullivan. He stands over him, lights a match and holds it up high.
Ambrose: “Just try and convince me to stop”.

Dude Love starts saying things completely irrelevant to the situation.
Dude: “Why yes Dean, the women do love some Dude. Heh heh OWWWW.”
Ambrose is flustered & starts shouting at the tron; “Foley you better answer me you son of a bi...” Suddenly Ambrose is attacked from behind... by Cactus Jack. Jack is wailing on Ambrose who eventually manages to escape from the ring. Jack picks up the mic and shouts “BANG BANG” as a livid Ambrose storms up the ramp ripping posters.

Tazz is pacing around a shopping centre. He is knocking over shelves, ripping down clothes & dressing room curtains. Adam Cole is standing amongst a group of mannequins but Tazz doesn't seem to notice and walks off. Cole breathes a sigh of relief and goes to leave but gets tackled from behind by Tazz through all the mannequins. Tazz grabs a broken mannequin leg and beats the sh!t out of Cole with it. He attempts to lock on the Tazzmission but as Cole is struggling against it 10 members of security claw them apart & one fires his taser at Tazz, incapacitating him. In all the commotion Cole manages to escape.

Vs.

Snuka & Orndorff vs The Most Valuable Franchise

The match is pretty even when Sabre & Scurll walk onto the stage and stand watching. A few minutes pass when suddenly the Tag Team Champions are attacked from behind by Gene & Ole Anderson. The Minnesota Wrecking Crew stomp both men repeatedly before smashing Sabre through the Tron's glass. Scurll attempts a fightback but is caught by a vicious chop before being thrown off the stage and through a couple of tables with electronic equipment set up below. The fight distracts Jimmy Snuka who gets taken out by Shane Douglas. Orndorff manages to break the pin but Gene & Ole make their way down to the ring and attack both Orndorff & Douglas. They beat both men down, Snuka & MVP launch an assault but they get taken out as well. With all 4 competitors down the match ends in a DQ Draw. The Anderson's trade Irish Whipping the 4 men into clotheslines to add insult to injury.

Mike Tyson walks out the ring where a table & 3 chairs have been set up. He is handed a microphone and takes his seat in the middle of the table.

KENTA comes out next, he bows to Tyson who responds with a puzzled look. KENTA sits in the seat on the right as MWA World Heavyweight Champion

Sycho Sid walks down casually. Sid & Tyson shake hands & Sid takes the remaining seat.

Tyson: “Now I want this signing to go cleanly which is why I'm having it in the ring. This will not descend into chaos; you both take a leaf outta my book. I never tried to intimidate nobody before a fight. I intimidate people when I hit them and I want the same from you. This contract says this will be a singles match for the World Heavyweight Championship. Have you anything to say before signing the contract. Little Chinese boy?”

KENTA is staring straight at Sid who looks nonplussed about the signing. KENTA doesn't even react to Tyson's blatant ignorance.

KENTA: “You pay for hurting Marufuji Naomichi. He my friend. At WrestleRama I take your friend; MWA World Heavyweight Championship.”

KENTA signs the contract and slides it across the table.

Tyson: “Sid? Tell this guy how you gonna knock him out.”
Sid: “KENTA you're half the man I am. So basic science says you have half the brain I have and you signing this contract proves it. You don't have a chance against me. I enjoyed hurting your little friend and now I'm going to enjoy hurting you.”

Sid signs the contract and stands up aggressively. KENTA gets to his feet immediately ready for a fight. Mike Tyson stands between them, arms outstretched. Sid starts to laugh.

Tyson: “KENTA sit down. Wait til the match before getting your ass beat.”

KENTA shoves Tyson but is immediately hit with a Big Boot by Sid. Sid lifts KENTA up and Powerbombs him through the table. Sid picks up the contract, laughs and throws in down on KENTA as the show goes off the air.

We open with a video package showing highlights of Cena vs Pillman and the brutal ending to that match.

Opening Credits:

The show opens and Vampiro comes out to a chorus of boos. Vampiro walks right past the ring and to the announcers booth.

C1: What are you doing here?
C2: Hey Vampiro! Sit down man, got a spare headset here for you and all!

They shake hands and Vampiro sits down at the commentary desk.

Vampiro: Thanks man, at least one of you is a gentleman.
C1: How you can spout that kind of drivel after what you and the Flock did to John Cena last week? How dare you!
Vampiro: Watch your mouth son.

Baron Corbin's music hits and he comes out to a pop.

Vampiro: I like this guy.
C2: He's a hell of an athlete!

Elgin comes out, mic in hand.

Elgin: You see, this is exactly what I'm talking about. I'm here last week, speaking my mind and this punk attacks me from behind!

C1: Behind...?

Elgin: Well Corbin, tonight Michael 'Unbreakable' Elgin is going to break you!

Baron Corbin vs Michael Elgin:

Elgin hits the ring and gets in Corbin's face, striking him with hard right hands. Corbin staggers a little. Elgin comes off the ropes and lands a stiff clothesline. Elgin, trash talking the entire time stomps away. Corbin struggles to his feet and Elgin takes him down again with a vertical suplex. He covers and gets a 2 count. Elgin again stomps away.

C1: Man, he really has a point to prove here tonight.
Vampiro: He's just a punk. All he's doing is making Corbin mad.

Irish whip to the corner, Elgin charges in to follow up but Corbin moves out of the way. Corbin lands hard body shots on Elgin in the corner. Corbin whips him to the opposite corner and follows up with a hard clothesline. He lands another clothesline. And another. Elgin drops to the canvas and Corbin covers for 2.

Corbin continues the onslaught, stiff right hand after stiff right hand. Elgin staggers around and swings, punch drunk. Corbin grabs Elgin and once again Elgin eats End of Days. Corbin covers for an easy 3 count.

Winner: Baron Corbin



Vampiro: Impressive!

Vampiro is out of his seat, applauding Corbin as the referee raises his hand.

We come back and we see Corbin in the back after his match. He's approached by Raven.

Raven: Hey man, you're a hell of a talent. I could use someone like you in the Flock. Whatya say?

Corbin simply stares at Raven and walks off. Raven grins.

We see a video package highlighting last weeks Cruiserweight title presentation to Billy Kidman, which Omega and Ibushi are watching.

Omega: This is my favourite part coming up, right here when he kicks you in the face!
Ibushi: ...

Omega: BAM! Man he took you down, but just watch what I do next! Oh yeah what a suplex baby!

Ibushi slaps Omega in the face.

Omega: Dude what the hell?!
Ibushi: You no laugh at me!

They start shoving and before long, a brawl breaks out. Backstage agents come along and break it up. M.Moneymaker arrives.

MM: Right you two, I see you have some issues, so settle them in the damn ring! Omega vs Ibushi next week...and the winner faces Billy Kidman for the Cruiserweight title!

We cut to the announcers desk.

C1: That promises to be a hell of a match ladies and gentleman! Any moment now, we'll have our 2nd match in the tag team series, Ascension shocking the world by winning the first fall in decisive fashion.
C2: Didn't surprise me.
C1: But before we do that, we want to take you back to earlier today to an incident involving our OCW WHC Brian Pillman.

We cut to backstage catering, Bruno and Arnold Schwarzenegger are at the catering table, chatting away. Pillman enters, WHC over his shoulder.

Pillman: Hey, this is my time to eat. Get the hell out of here!
Bruno: Hey, who the hell do you think you are? Show some respect, "champ".
Pillman: Yeah, that's right, i'm the champ! That means you show me the respect!
Arnold: I don't approve of your methods as champion. You don't act like a champion should. Are you proud of beating John Cena like you did last week?
Pillman: You listen to me "Terminator". You see this on my shoulder? That means I am the man. How I do it, is irrelevant. As long as I hold this title, i'm the man. Now, get out of my face.
Bruno: Maybe it's about time someone takes that title from you. Are you man enough, "champ"?
Pillman:Old man, you have no idea what you're messing with. I'll see you in the ring.

Pillman leaves, knocking against Bruno as he walks away.

Arnold: Hey man, let him go. You'll give him what he deserves.

C1: So next week on OCW, the legendary Bruno Sammartino will go 1 on 1 with OCW WHC Brian Pillman. Can the legend still cut it? Or Pillman take out yet another legend. Buddy Rogers, Bryan Danielson, Randy Savage and John Cena have all felt his wrath and his madness, can Bruno somehow end Pillman's Reign of Terror?
Vampiro: Not on his best day! Wait and see.

Match 2 in the series to determine the OCW Tag Team Champions: Steel Cage match

Road Warriors vs Demolition vs The Ascension - Ascension lead 1-0


C1: Alright folks, rules are simple. First pinfall or submission or BOTH team members escape the cage.
Vampiro: This should be gruesome. We're going to see blood folks.
C1: I bet you'd love that.
Vampiro: Excuse me?
C1: Oh, nothing.

The cage is lowered now. Out come the Road Warriors to a big pop.

Before they can reach the ring, Konnor and Viktor come through the crowd and attack them from behind. Blindsided, the Road Warriors are beaten down on the outside, Hawk taking a slam on the exposed concrete which Viktor ripped up while Konnor hammered away at Animal and ran him into the cage on the outside.

C1: Where the hell are Demolition???
C2: They're letting these guys take out Road Warriors stupid! Why would they care?

Demolition come out and make their way to the ring slowly. Both Hawk and Animal are bloody messes and Konnor and Viktor are in the ring now, screaming at Demolition to come fight them.

Demolition oblige and all four guys start brawling. Demolition use their size advantage and overpower Ascension. Konnor gets rammed into the cage repeatedly. Ax and Smash then manhandle Viktor and lawn dart him into the cage in a brutal spot. They continue to pummel Viktor, whipping him into the corner and both guys stomp away. They pick Viktor up and Irish whip him, only for Viktor to take both guys down with a double clothesline. Konnor is back up and back suplexes Ax hard into the mat. They get Smash up and deliver a double powerbomb to him. Konnor covers but Smash kicks out at 2. This just pisses Ascension off and they cheese grate Smashes head into the cage. It's not long before Smash is bleeding too. Ax tries to help his partner but Viktor nails a low blow, dropping Ax to his knees.

Ascension see their chance and both scale the cage. Both guys reach the top but to their horror, the Road Warriors are back up and waiting for them on the outside!

C2: Just climb down dammit! Win the damn match, so what if you get your ass kicked, this is the tag team titles!
C1: What's the point in being champion if you end up in hospital?

Ascension turn tail and climb back down, right into the waiting arms of Demolition. Battered and bloody, Road Warriors charge over the top of the cage and join in, Viktor eats a double spinebuster from Demolition and the Road Warriors deliver the Doomsday Device to Konnor to a big pop.

C1: That's it, Ascension are done!

The two legendary teams face off and start brawling. Road Warriors, with a surge of adrenaline after a brutal beat down even before the match began, get the advantage. Demolition eat the steel cage over and over. The crowd pops big as Road Warriors stand tall. Hawk calls for the Doomsday Device again but Demolition fight back and both teams brawl back and forth. Ascension try to sneak over the cage while both teams brawl but Konnor is knocked off and lands hard on the canvas, whereas Viktor suffers a similar fate. All 6 guys bloody and battered and all 6 guys are down. Hawk struggles to his feet and starts trading rights and lefts with Ax. Ax rakes the eyes and takes Hawk down with a clothesline. Demolition then deliver Demolition Decapitation to Animal and Smash gets a 3 count!

Winners: Demolition

Demolition celebrate but while their backs are turned Ascension ambush them. Ax gets beaten down into the corner and rammed into the cage. Konnor and Viktor pick up Smash for a double powerbomb, but they throw him into the cage so hard the cage breaks and Smash ends up on the floor, almost lifeless! The crowd chants Holy ****!

Vampiro: I agree. Wow, these guys are animals.
C1: I don't think they're done either.

Ax is helpless and Ascension mow him down with the Fall of Man. Ascension pose to a chorus of boos.

C2: Demolition won the battle, Ascension won the war. They are still standing. Road Warriors have a mountain to climb! How can they come back from the beating they took?

John Cena comes out to the normal mixed reaction. He's patched up and he walks to the ring with a slight limp. He has a mic.

Cena: I came here for one reason. I came here to win the OCW WHC Championship. I came to beat a man I don't believe deserves to be champion. A man who does not carry himself like a champion should. A man with no morals or no ethics. I left everything in that ring, I had that match won! Yet Raven, yes Raven decided to sic his little flock on me. Lord knows why. But that doesn't matter. I will chase that title and I will do what I have to do as I always do! Raven, Pillman whoever I have to knock down, then i'll knock them down. Oh and you hiding behind the commentary desk, yeah you "Vamp". You'll get yours soon enough too.

Vampiro: You want a piece of me Cena? Come on!

Vampiro takes his suit jacket off, along with his tie. Cena puts down the mic and invites him to the ring. Vampiro obliges. Cena charges Vampiro, fists flying. He gains the advantage but Vampiro rakes the eyes. Vampiro Irish whips Cena but Cena damn near decapitates him with a hard lariat. Cena has him set up for the FU, but the Flock hits the ring, Kanyon, Kidman and Raven walking slowly behind. 4 v 1 again, Cena is again beaten down. He takes another Kanyon Cutter. Raven grabs a steel chair and clocks Cena with a stiff shot, Cena is busted open and down.

C1: It was a damn set up!

Raven grabs a mic and sits in the corner as he traditionally does. He's being booed so loudly it's a wonder if anyone can hear him speak.

Raven: John it's simple. I reformed the Flock because we all hate your guts. We hate what you stand for. And how you act. You brush people off. You brush defeats and setbacks off. Guess what John, those are part of life. You live your life like you are some kind of cartoon character, a Superman. We are here to give you a cold dose of reality. We are here to show you life is not jokes and laughs. None of us will stop until you are destroyed. And this man won't stop either.

Brian Pillman hits the ramp.

C1: Oh come on! Enough is enough! Cena can't defend himself!

Pillman comes down the aisle with a complete **** eating grin on his face. Raven and his Flock leave, Raven looks to Pillman in a sort of 'he's all yours' kind of way. Pillman enters the ring as Cena pulls himself up by the ropes. Pillman has the title belt, screaming at Cena to get up! He clocks Cena right in the head with the belt! Cena's hands are down and Pillman mounts him and pummels Cena with left and rights repeatedly. Pillman eventually stops and stands over him, title aloft. EMTs try to come to ringside but Pillman won't allow them to enter. Eventually security comes down and Pillman relents and leaves the ring, deafening boos echoing around the arena.



The show closes with Cena being loaded onto a stretcher. Pillman has not left the ringside, the entire time he's beside the stretcher, title aloft and trash talking a lifeless Cena.

C1: I hope Bruno knows what he's in for. This madman can't be stopped!

SWE Live Episode 4

Daniels: Did you see what happened last week. Once again we are unable to finish our SWE Interprovincial championship match. Once again you cannot control your superstars and stop them interfering in our match. What are you going to do about it?

Monsoon: Lads im a little sick and tired of all your complaining. This is a wrestling organisation, we fight here. I’m going to put an end to this whinging once and for all. At Spongemania there will be a match for the SWE Interprovincial championship between you, Christopher Daniels and you, Eric Young and of course Al Snow. And to stop anybody from interfering we will have this match inside a steel cage. We will have a winner at Spongemania and that should stop yer bitching.

Young: Sounds good boss, and what are we supposed to do tonight?

Monsoon: Aaaaaaaah, fine. I’ll put you in a tag match. It will be Daniels and Young against Al Snow and a partner of his choosing. Now get lost before I fire you both.

If you don’t know who I am, my name is Killer Kowaski. I’m the trainer of Triple H and I’m here to issue you a challenge for Spongemania. A one on one fight between you and my pupil Triple H.

AJ Styles laughs: Are you serious, did you see what I did to him last week. He’s not worthy to be in th same ring as me. I’m not interested in that challenge.

Killer: Triple H wants his crown back and he will put everything on the line to get back to his former glory and that includes putting his career on the line.

Styles: Now that’s peaked my interest. His career is over and now I can make it official and put him out of this industry for good. I accept your challenge for Spongemania.

Roode: I need to get that bottle of champagne back. It’s an abomination that a filthy ignorant Mexican has it and I want it back. Layla, I need you to charm Santana and get my bottle back.

Layla: Ewwww no Bobby, I can still feel his stench on me, I can’t be in the same room as him. Please don’t make me do this.

Bobby: Layla, you are my employee and you will do as I say. It won’t be as bad and I’ll have a nice treat when you succeed.

Pamela: I just wanted to say that my actions last week were deplorable and I should have not assaulted you the way I did. I hope you can forgive me and I am here to give you what you want as an offer of retribution.

Michelle: Thank you for your apology. All Layla and I are looking for is equal treatment to what the men get. They get to do steel cage matches, ladder matches, all kinds of hardcore matches. We want the same treatment, the opportunity to test ourselves in these type of matches.

Pamela: If that’s what you want then you have it. Michelle, you will go one on one with Layla and the stipulation will be decided by this wheel .Its got your steel cage match, ladder match, streetfight and other stipulations. Turn the wheel and see what you get.

Gorilla: Yes Mama Dudley, he’s just here in front of me. I’m trying to help him. I’ll try to give him easier opposition next time. Yes Mama Dudley I’ll be sure to come by for dinner soon.

Spike: I know I haven’t won a match yet here but I want you to give me another chance. I know I can do it, I know I can win. Give me a match at Spongemania and I promise you I will win.

Gorilla: Calm down there, I can’t give you a match at Spongemania. I’ll try to find you a nice easy opponent next week. Your mama is scary and I don’t want to disappoint her.

Hellooooo SWE (crowd cheers). Now as a result of myself and Tito Santana’s victory earlier I have won the right to choose the stipulation of the SWE Heavyweight championship match at Spongemania against Sheamus. I’ve thought long and hard about what to choose, Sheamus is bigger than me, stronger than me and of course whiter than me. I need something that will level the playing field, something that will help me achieve my lifelong ambition of becoming SWE champion. I’ve looked back at my career and figured there was only one choice to make. So in two weeks at Spongemania, the SWE Heavyweight Championship will be decided in a match involving Tables……….Ladders………….and Chairs (the crowd cheer loudly)

Roode: Well how did you get on, did you get my bottle back?

Layla: Sorry Bobby, i couldn't get it. There was just too much steam, too much heat, all i could see was his smile, his eyes, ahem (Layla blushes)

Roode: Dammit, can you not do one simple thing? I want my bottle back (storms off)