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Man jailed for having sex with a goat.

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    #2
    lahalane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 954 ✭✭✭lahalane


    And the goat got away with it? Absolutely ridiculous.


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    #3
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    What a baaaa-stard.....


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    #4
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Oh I hope for his sake it was a nanny goat.

    Lots of gay jokes otherwise.


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    #5
    madfcuker
    Registered Users Posts: 257 ✭✭madfcuker


    You got to be kid-ding me!


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    #6
    Mickey H
    Registered Users Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    He should have taken up this offer:

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057039306


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    #7
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users Posts: 17,534 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    madfcuker wrote: »
    You got to be kid-ding me!

    Goat to hell


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    COYVB
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,660 ✭✭✭COYVB


    wait... the charge is "having sex with a living animal"... does that mean they've got a separate law for having sex with a dead one? wtf?


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    Skill Magill
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    #10
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    So I heard he liked goatse..........


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    squink
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    wazky wrote: »
    What a baaaa-stard.....

    Listen kid, that was what the sheep said, we didn't hear from the goat yet!


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    Aidric
    Registered Users Posts: 13,589 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    Peeled back his fold to reveal a generous scattering of goat cheese.


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    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdAHbINfpWo


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    #14
    JustLen
    Registered Users Posts: 634 ✭✭✭JustLen


    How goatesque!


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    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    I wouldn't mind but its not even a good looking goat!


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    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    squink wrote: »
    Listen kid, that was what the sheep said, we didn't hear from the goat yet!

    You sir, have obviously never shagged a goat before then!


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    marzic
    Registered Users Posts: 784 ✭✭✭marzic


    Its not goats but wtf...:D

    Pulp Fiction Boyo!

    Script for Pulp Fiction 2 - The Boyos are back in town, isn't it?

    The Scene: John Trovolta and Sammuel J. Jackson sitting in car talking.

    Pulp Fiction music fades off...

    S: Ok, so tell me again about the Welsh.

    J: Whaddya wanna know?

    S: Beastiality is legal there right?

    J: Yeah, its legal but it ain't a 100% legal. I mean you can't just walk into a field, pick up a sheep and start pumpin' away. They want you to shag sheep in your home or certain designated places.

    S: And those are valleys?

    J: Ok, it breaks down like this: its legal to buy a sheep, its legal to own a sheep and if you're a farmer its legal to sell or loan sheep, its ILLEGAL to **** sheep in public but...but...but that doesn't matter 'cos, getta loada this, the police in Wales are too stupid to notice you've got a sheep hanging off your dick. I mean that's the interlect the police in Wales DON'T have.

    S: Arrr man. I'm not goin', that's all there is too it, I'm never ****in' goin'.

    J: Nah man, you'd hate it the most. But do know what the funniest thing about Wales is?

    S: What?

    J: Its the little differences, I mean they got the same kinda people over there as we got here, but there they're a little different.

    S: Example.

    J: Ok. You can walk into a Movie theatre in Cardiff and order a lump of coal, and I'm not talkin' about no paper cup, I'm talkin' about a LUMP of coal. And in Swansea you can buy coal in MacDonalds. Do you know what they call it?

    S: They don't call it a 1/4 pounder with cheese?

    J: Nah man, they don't have fractions, they wouldn't know what the **** a 1/4 pounder is.

    S: So whadda they call it?

    J: A (assumes welsh accent) 'Ham and Cheese Sandwhichchchch'.

    S: A Ham and Cheese Sandwichchchchch?

    J: That's right.

    S: And whadda they call a Big Mac?

    J: A Big Macs a Big Mac but there they call it a Bich Machch (accent again).

    S: (immitating accent badly) A Bichch Machchchchchchch?

    J: Ha ha ha

    S: Whadda they call a Whopper?

    J: I don't know, I didn't go outside. Do you know what they put on French Fries in Swansea instead of ketch-up?

    S: What?

    J: Coal.

    S: Arrr man...

    J: I,ve seen 'um do it man, they ****in' drown 'um in that ****.


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    tim3000
    Registered Users Posts: 555 ✭✭✭tim3000


    I would have loved to have heard that victim impact statement. How lonely do you have to be if you looked a goat (which always look rather sarcastic to me) and think I would ya


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    F1ngers
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 10,291 Mod ✭✭✭✭F1ngers


    paddy147 wrote: »
    Some absolute weirdos out there allright.

    What were you googling to cum across this? :confused:


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    [Deleted User]
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    CJC999 wrote: »
    I wouldn't mind but its not even a good looking goat!
    If the goats start to look good, then it's time to worry. unless you’re Welsh, then it's the sheep that worry!


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    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    Poor Billy still has flashbacks:(


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,244 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    The new priest comes to the small Irish town. He notices that everyone talks about ghosts and this troubles him.

    On Sunday before the Mass he asked the cogregation to stand. Then he said for everyone who believed in ghosts to remain standing, everyone else to be seated.

    "Have you ever seen a ghost? Stay standing." About a third of the congreation did so.

    "Have you ever conversed with a ghost? Stay standing." About a dozen stayed standing.

    "Has anyone here ever had sex with a ghost? One old man in the front row remained standing. The priest addresses him.

    "Sean Looney, are you seriously telline me, in the house of God, that you have had sex with a ghost?"

    Sean goes a little red in the face before replying, " a ghost father?! Oh, no father - I thought you said a goat...."

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    paddy147
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15,858 ✭✭✭✭paddy147


    F1ngers wrote: »
    What were you googling to cum across this? :confused:


    Its on the 2nd page of yesterdays Herald newspaper and also in the Daily Mail newspaper too.


    So I threw up the article link here for others to read and post their thoughts on it.


    Simples.:)


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    Jim van Morrison
    Closed Accounts Posts: 55 ✭✭Jim van Morrison


    F1ngers wrote: »
    What were you googling to cum across this? :confused:

    Did this goat thing not pop up here randomly in another thread? Think it was yesterday. Had nothing to do with the OP.


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    Pug160
    Registered Users Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭Pug160


    Oh it's weird alright. But I've heard stories of men biting ears off and parts of a tongue off and not doing a single day in prison, so maybe the justice system should get its priorities right.


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,244 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Won't somebody PLEASE think of the kids?!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    [Deleted User]
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    paddy147 wrote: »
    Its on the 2nd page of yesterdays Herald newspaper and also in the Daily Mail newspaper too.

    Caught you on the hoof did it?


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    WilyCoyote
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    paddy147 wrote: »
    Some absolute weirdos out there allright.

    The weirdo got jailed for 6 weeks,and the poor goat needed medical attention.


    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-24066227

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/10304826/Man-jailed-after-admitting-sex-with-goat.html

    Surely the victim impact statement should have been read by the goat? :confused:


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    Sunglasses Ron
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,180 ✭✭✭Sunglasses Ron


    I never laughed quite as hard as I did about the woman in Limerick who died shagging an Alsatian. It really is the type of story that if I hadn't seen it on the news and someone told me about it I would dismiss it as urban legend, it was just that brilliant :pac: I remember the trial vaguely mentioned she was found in "a strange state of dress" I always wondered if she was wering a dog onesie outfit or something :P

    Even funnier was the owners daughter coming to support him in court. I REALLY want to meet these people :D


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    Jim van Morrison
    Closed Accounts Posts: 55 ✭✭Jim van Morrison


    Is there not 'Fuck a goat' day, or something?


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    #31
    up for anything
    Registered Users Posts: 5,776 ✭✭✭up for anything


    I goatse this.


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