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27-01-2013, 01:36   #16
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I know this is a fun thread but just as a serious aside; A senior Irish doctor (I forget the name sorry) suggested that the Health service should pay €250,000 to anyone wishing to donate a kidney and place them at the top of the list should they ever need a transplant (not that there would be a list).

The radio interviewer seemed genuinely shocked at the suggestion. The doctor went on to explain it currently costs €300,000 a year to have someone on dialysis. Seems a pretty logical solution to me.
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27-01-2013, 01:41   #17
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Testicle For Sale. Special Offer- Buy One - Get One Free. Bag Supplied
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I know this is a fun thread but just as a serious aside; A senior Irish doctor (I forget the name sorry) suggested that the Health service should pay €250,000 to anyone wishing to donate a kidney and place them at the top of the list should they ever need a transplant (not that there would be a list).

The radio interviewer seemed genuinely shocked at the suggestion. The doctor went on to explain it currently costs €300,000 a year to have someone on dialysis. Seems a pretty logical solution to me.
if you remember the docs name tell him he can have mine for 50 grand!
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27-01-2013, 02:08   #19
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Rather attached to my parts so €1Billion per cell per sell,.
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You're selling that too high there mate. They're only €7K on OrganCirty.ie

Give you €4K for a straight cash deal. PM me. Can collect.
Offer €2 and anything from my ads.
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So I could buy a feleshlight with a real fanny in it? Awesome!!!
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Imagine all of the swaps!

Would you be willing to swap with done of my ads?

Ehhh. Sure I could try sell a leg and swap for an extra arm.
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I've a wife for swaps, small, blonde with nice chest..... BMW 316 and she's yours.
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27-01-2013, 14:32   #25
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Swap anything in my ads bud?
http://www.adverts.ie/car/bmw/3-seri...r-sale/2533479

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I've a wife for swaps, small, blonde with nice chest..... BMW 316 and she's yours.
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I've a wife for swaps, small, blonde with nice chest..... BMW 316 and she's yours.
316? Aim higher man!
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27-01-2013, 17:44   #29
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Is postage extra ?
Sorry, buyer must collect. From a dark laneway in an abandoned industrial estate.

On a totally unrelated note, fresh stock may be arriving soon. Will post details when available.
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27-01-2013, 17:53   #30
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Nah, you've that left arm overpriced, do you not realise we're in a recession? You wouldn't get what you're asking for that in a fit.

I offer a sock and a refrigerator door handle swap.
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