INTRO ATTEMPT, TAKE ONE:
Despite my egotistical idea of PM'ing 20 different users to each write me an intro, I decided to humbly produce one myself (though that's mainly 'cause I'm already a day late so I kinda had to get a move on.)
Anyways I'm (mostly) a serial lurker 'round these parts these days. So here's your chance to drag me from the shadows and bombard me with questions. Having taken a brief glance at the previous playpen thread for Eathrin, and seeing what looks like every single question ever postulated in the history of the universe being thrown at him, has made me slightly reluctant. But shur feck it; I've nothing better to do!
Also if this thread flops, I'll say in my defence that I'm 90%+ sure I was a bit drunk when I signed up to do this.
INTRO ATTEMPT, TAKE TWO:
Ignore all of the above and listen to the wisdom and poetry of theother Captain instead!