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What would you do with 50k worth of ink?

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  • #2
    sunflower27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    Print money :p


  • #3
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    *sigh*

    If you want to start a subtle thread to knock someone, the least you could do is post the material relevant to your post!

    Here you go folks: http://www.thejournal.ie/sinn-fein-td-defends-taking-e50000-of-dail-printer-cartridges-367908-Feb2012/


  • #4
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    wut?


  • #5
    Pacifist Pigeon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 504 ✭✭✭Pacifist Pigeon


    I'd have an get a swimming pool and fill it up with the ink and go swimming in it every day.

    Either that or I'd use it as lube.


  • #6
    Bannasidhe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Hmmm I could design and print the most fabulous bespoke wallpaper and decorate every room in my mother's largish 3 bed semi. She was complaining recently that she can't find any wallpaper she likes.


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  • #7
    Casillas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 317 ✭✭Casillas


    How did it come to 50k? There's twilight zone accounting in Leinster House.


  • #8
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,720 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Sell it for €50k.


  • #9
    sunflower27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    Biggins wrote: »
    *sigh*

    If you want to start a subtle thread to knock someone, the least you could do is post the material relevant to your post!

    Here you go folks: http://www.thejournal.ie/sinn-fein-td-defends-taking-e50000-of-dail-printer-cartridges-367908-Feb2012/

    Well, I knew what he/she was on about :p


  • #10
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Casillas wrote: »
    How did it come to 50k? There's twilight zone accounting in Leinster House.

    Wouldn't be the first time!

    ...And lets not conveniently forget that a good lot I suspect from ALL parties, are at it!


  • #11
    token101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭token101


    Give it to an infinite amount of monkeys with an infinite amount of typewriters.

    Or write 'Fcuk of Germany' on the moon.


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  • #12
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Casillas wrote: »
    How did it come to 50k? There's twilight zone accounting in Leinster House.

    Easy to throw around money when its not your own

    reform indeed:mad:


  • #13
    token101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭token101


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    Easy to throw around money when its not your own

    reform indeed:mad:

    I'd imagine it's easier when it is your own. Seeing as how you'd have it in your pocket.


  • #14
    Irish Guitarist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    I'd give it to the homeless.


  • #15
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,380 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Print the internet.


  • #16
    Wossack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,923 ✭✭✭Wossack


    I'd look at this whole issue alot more level-headed-ly if he didnt look like such a smug prick in the photo linked

    with that said... hang the bastard!


  • #17
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,642 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Get a really big tattoo.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #18
    patwicklow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,937 ✭✭✭patwicklow


    OldGoat wrote: »
    Get a really big tattoo.

    id tattoo my mickey with it:D


  • #19
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,701 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Poor it into the Liffey and get tourists over to view it. Bottle the said water, so they can bring home special Irish water.

    OR!! Stick it at the end of the Large Hadrin Collider and see what happens it. I reckon it'll either turn into butter, or a dolphin. Maybe a butter dolphin.

    Actually, Id shoot it up into space and see what a gravity free liquid would act like.


  • #20
    Miguel_Sanchez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,417 ✭✭✭Miguel_Sanchez


    Realise my life long dream of becoming a squid.


  • #21
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    OldGoat wrote: »
    Get a really big tattoo.
    patwicklow wrote: »
    id tattoo my mickey with it:D

    What will you do with the rest of the ink after that job is finished in 30 seconds? :D


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  • #22
    Sleepy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,616 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Drown Ahern in in.

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  • #23
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Sleepy wrote: »
    Drown Ahern in in.

    He's too busy drowning in money!


  • #24
    patwicklow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,937 ✭✭✭patwicklow


    Sleepy wrote: »
    Drown Ahern in in.

    Poooooooor Bertie...he could do with it for writing cheuqes


  • #25
    cyrusdvirus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,752 ✭✭✭cyrusdvirus


    once a shinner lawless sod, always a shinner lawless sod


  • #26
    GetWithIt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,081 ✭✭✭GetWithIt


    Make bombs


  • #27
    Sleepy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,616 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    OK, we'll use a small amount of the ink to let him will his estate back to the Irish taxpayer before we drown him in the rest so ;)

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  • #28
    patwicklow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,937 ✭✭✭patwicklow


    ink gate on joe duffy now:)


  • #29
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    I blue myself:
    http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsgodfldAp1qaflabo1_400.jpg


  • #30
    glynf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,368 ✭✭✭glynf


    The sneaky little scumbag probably printed lots more expense sheets, that and lots of little green books for his dirtbag mates up north.


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  • #31
    glynf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,368 ✭✭✭glynf


    I can't help but think of the savage eye skit of joe €a dwarf every time I hear that show :)


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