Leave a Quote and Guess the Movie

Phryxus wrote:

Was it Armageddon?

yup, I would have left out the name, but then it would have been too hard

Maybe an easy one to keep it going,

"Get off my plane"

It was Drunken Master

try this one

I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the f***in trigger till it goes click

give it to us again (really not arsed trauling back through all those pages)

A: S*** man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?
B: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.
A: I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?
B: UH...
A: Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.
B: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.
A: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.
A and B: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em
B: Cold got to be. You know? S***.

A: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.
B: When will you be back?
A: I can't tell you that. It's classified.

A: This fog is getting thicker.
B: And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger.

A: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
B: A hospital? What is it?
A: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

A: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

A: Because of my mistake, six men didn't return from that raid.
B: Seven. Lieutenant Zip died this morning.

A: It's Lieutenant Hurwitz. Severe shell-shock. Thinks he's Ethel Merman.
B: [singing] You'll be swell, you'll be great. Gonna have the whole world on a plate. Startin' here, startin' now. Honey, everything's comin' up roses...
A: War is hell.

A: Elaine, you're a member of this crew. Can you face some unpleasant facts?
B: No.

[Thinking to himself]
A: I've got to concentrate...
[his thoughts echo]
A: concentrate... concentrate... I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... Hello?... hello... hello... Echo... echo... echo... Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota...

A: What kind of plane is it?
B: Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripes, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol.

A: Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

A: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.

A: Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

A: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

[as the plane prepares to take off]
A: Nervous?
B: Yes.
A: First time?
B: No, I've been nervous lots of times.

A: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

A: There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

A: Surely you can't be serious.
B: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

A: You got a letter from headquarters this morning.
B: What is it?
A: It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important.

A: Johnny, what can you make out of this?
[Hands him the weather briefing]
B: This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...

A: I'm going to tell you something I've kept to myself all of these years. I was in the war, Medical Corps. One night they brought in a badly wounded pilot from one of the raids. He looked at me and said, "Doc, the odds were against us up there, but we went in anyway. I'm glad. Captain made the right decision." The pilot's name was George Zip.
B: George Zip said that?
A: Yes, he looked at me and said, "Doc," he said, "Some time, when the crew is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell 'em to get out there and give it all they've got. And win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then Doc, he said. But I won't smell too good, that's for sure."

A: Captain, how soon can you land?
B: I can't tell.
A: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
B: No. I mean I'm just not sure.
A: Well, can't you take a guess?
B: Well, not for another two hours.
A: You can't take a guess for another two hours?

A: You ever been in a cockpit before?
B: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
A: You ever seen a grown man naked?

A: Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

A: Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.
B: I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.
A: You are Kareem. I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets.
B: I think you should go back to your seat now Joey. Right Clarence?
C: Nahhhhhh, he's not bothering anyone, let him stay here.
B: But just remember, my name is ROGER MURDOCK. I'm an airline pilot.
A: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.
B: The hell I don't. LISTEN KID. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

A: I flew single engine fighters in the Air Force, but this plane has four engines. It's an entirely different kind of flying... altogether.
ALL: It's an entirely different kind of flying.

A: What was it we had for dinner tonight?
B: Well, we had a choice of steak or fish.
A: Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.

A: (Old lady) No wonder you're upset. She's lovely. And a darling figure... supple, pouting breasts... firm thighs. It's a shame you two don't get along.

A: I thought you might like some coffee.
[Sits beside a Little Girl who takes a cup]
A: Sugar?
B: No thanks, I take it black, like my men.

[after the plane has landed safely]
A: [Walking in on Ted and Elaine in the cockpit] I just wanna wish you good luck, we're all counting on you.

A: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
B: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
A: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.
B: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.
A: The red zone has always been for loading.
B: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.
A: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone **** again.
A: There's just no stopping in a white zone.
B: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
A: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.

A: Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question... skip it.

A: But it's his ship now, his command. He's in charge, the boss, the head man, top dog, big cheese, a head honcho, number...

A: [plugging back in the runway lights] Just kidding.

A: The survival of everyone on board depends on just one thing: finding someone on board who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner.

A: Shanna, they bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash.

[B is relaying what A is saying to C]
A: It's a damn good thing he doesn't know how much I hate his guts.
B: It's a damn good thing you don't know how much he hates your guts.

[Flashback, about a bar he frequented during the war]
A: It was a rough place - the seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta. It's worse than Detroit.

A: Mr. Striker, the passengers are getting worse. You must land soon.
B: Surely there must be something you can do.
A: I'm doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley.

A: I know but this guy has no flying experience at all. He's a menace to himself and everything else in the air... yes, birds too.

A: Would you gentlemen care to order your dinners?
B: Bet, babe. Slide a piece o' da' porter. Drink side, run da' java.
C: Hey lookie here. I can dig grease 'n chompin' on some butter and draggin' through the garden.

A: I haven't felt this bad since I saw that Ronald Regan movie.

A: [talking on the phone to the airport control tower] No, we can't do that, the risk of a flame-out is too great. Keep 'em at 24,000. No, feet.

A: Don't be a fool, Striker, you know what a landing like this means, you more than anybody. I'm ordering you to stay up there.
B: No dice, Chicago. I'm giving the orders and we're coming in. I guess the foot's on the other hand now, isn't it Kramer?

I did not want to make it too easy so i removed the names. Anyone know what it is???

oooooohhhhh! Close!

Sorry!

Guess again though

nevernev wrote:

A: S*** man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?
B: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.
A: I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?
B: UH...
A: Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.
B: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.
A: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.
A and B: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em
B: Cold got to be. You know? S***.

Thats great, where'd you get that transcript? Don't even try and tell me you understood all that jive on your own

This one's fairly easy, removed names cuz then its way too obvious:

A: Uncle, you better come look at this.

B: What?

A: There's a white man standing in the middle of the street.

B: I've seen one.

A: Not like this