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Chat up lines

DB10 · 2009-07-10 00:32:42

Probably been done before but give us some of your best ones (and worst...:D). Have you any Irish in you? Well, would you like some? *Points at shirt You know what material this is... Boyfriend material! :p

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10-07-2009 1:32am

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DB10

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Probably been done before but give us some of your best ones (and worst...:D).

Have you any Irish in you? Well, would you like some?

*Points at shirt
You know what material this is... Boyfriend material!

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#2 10-07-2009 1:36am
kwestfan08

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Did you grow up on a farm?

Cause you sure know to raise a cock!

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#3 10-07-2009 1:38am
AlmightyCushion

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So, do you come here often?

Best said when you bring them back to your place.

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#4 10-07-2009 1:40am
Senna

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Hello, Im a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?

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#5 10-07-2009 1:40am
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AlmightyCushion wrote: »

So, do you come here to this basement often?

Best said when you bring them back to your place.

fyp

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#6 10-07-2009 1:42am
DB10

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Are you religious? Good,because I'm the answer to your prayers..

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#7 10-07-2009 1:42am
drumpusher

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The only reason I'd kick you out of bed would be to fcuk you on the floor.

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#8 10-07-2009 1:43am
AnonoBoy

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DB10 wrote: »

Probably been done before but give us some of your best ones (and worst...:D).

No. It's actually never been done before. Ever.

Well done on creating a truly original After Hours topic. Go You!

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#9 10-07-2009 1:44am
Snowie

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here drink this

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#10 10-07-2009 1:45am
DB10

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Are you a parking ticket?
What?
You have fine written all over you..

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#11 10-07-2009 1:45am
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It's not gonna suck itself.

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#12 10-07-2009 1:47am
DB10

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AnonoBoy wrote: »

No. It's actually never been done before. Ever.

Well done on creating a truly original After Hours topic. Go You!

I made the Cavan accent thread which surely wasn't done before so I'm worthy of making this thread...;)

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#13 10-07-2009 1:47am
TriceMarie

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"If being sexy was a crime,you'd be guilty as charged" :rolleyes:
"If I had hair and hips like yours,I'd give you bits"....
lol

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#14 10-07-2009 1:48am
Armin_Tamzarian

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Hey babe, I'm a mod on boards.ie

*gets 'em dropping their knickers every time...

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#15 10-07-2009 1:49am
Whosbetter?

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Get in the van!!

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#16 10-07-2009 1:53am
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hey you must be tired cause' you've been running round my mind all day.....

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#17 10-07-2009 1:54am
DB10

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Anyone ever been given a chat up line by a women?

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#18 10-07-2009 1:59am
Snowie

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wtf are you lookin at?

sorry i was just wondering are those earings horse riding stirrups

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#19 10-07-2009 2:00am
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Clearasil and Hormones beat ye to it,but still I'll be interested in what the lecherous good people at AH have to offer.:p

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055487932

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#20 10-07-2009 2:00am
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whats that running down your leg?

thats the deposit i made into your special bank babe

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#21 10-07-2009 2:03am
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Do you like chicken? Well then suck my cock,its fowl.

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#22 10-07-2009 2:20am
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What a cock up of a thread.
Sorry chicken but it's closed feather you like it or not.

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