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Do you use chat up lines?

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  • 30-05-2009 1:05am
    #1
    tolteq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 495 ✭✭


    or do you think its a waste of time. i have to say. i like just talking normally. lol.


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    CHD
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,956 ✭✭✭CHD


    No


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    CHD
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,956 ✭✭✭CHD


    Yes


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    CHD
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,956 ✭✭✭CHD


    50/50 split it seems

    /thread.


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    #5
    Aodan83
    Registered Users Posts: 1,110 ✭✭✭Aodan83


    No.
    Whats the split now?


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    ibarelycare
    Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Oooh what a fresh new topic!


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    #7
    KeyLimePie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 861 ✭✭✭KeyLimePie


    Whilst on the till at work last week I scanned a girl cause I wanted to check her out.


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    tolteq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 495 ✭✭tolteq


    KeyLimePie wrote: »
    Whilst on the till at work last week I scanned a girl cause I wanted to check her out.

    thats really good! lol.


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    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,060 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    No I prefer to use abstract reasoning and spatial awareness tests.


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    #10
    Whosbetter?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,051 ✭✭✭Whosbetter?


    I never use chat up lines nowadays.
    Dont have to cos I'm married.

    Missus;Does these jeans make my arse look big?

    Me; No, choclate cake makes your arse look big!:D


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    tolteq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 495 ✭✭tolteq


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    No I prefer to use abstract reasoning and spatial awareness tests.

    lol


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    TheZohanS
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzu61QA_72I



    Hypnosis FTW!


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    MrMojoRisin
    Registered Users Posts: 1,433 ✭✭✭MrMojoRisin


    KeyLimePie wrote: »
    Whilst on the till at work last week I scanned a girl cause I wanted to check her out.


    thats sh!te


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    MrMojoRisin
    Registered Users Posts: 1,433 ✭✭✭MrMojoRisin


    Chat-up lines do not work n the 21st century. The only thing youll get from tryin that outdated malarkey is a woman laughin in your face. As 4 hypnosis :rolleyes:... use that if youve been hit wit da ugly stick


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    seanybiker
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    KeyLimePie wrote: »
    Whilst on the till at work last week I scanned a girl cause I wanted to check her out.


    oh christ I never heard that one before. If I was drinking I would have spitting all over me keyboard.

    must put that in me phone so I can tell me mates it tomorrow and pretend I came up with it.


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    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    tolteq wrote: »
    or do you think its a waste of time. i have to say. i like just talking normally. lol.
    So you normally don't?


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    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    If by "hello, how are you?" you mean chat up lines then yes I do use them.


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    "Have you ever been on Boards.ie...?"


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    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    "Why yes"
    *blushes


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    Then I pretend I'm Earthhorse, and imply that I am as hung as the name implies.


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    #21
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    "Oh, huggy".
    xx


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    KeyLimePie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 861 ✭✭✭KeyLimePie


    seanybiker wrote: »
    oh christ I never heard that one before. If I was drinking I would have spitting all over me keyboard.

    must put that in me phone so I can tell me mates it tomorrow and pretend I came up with it.

    I cannot tell a lie.
    I stole it from ben affleck when he was hosting SNL last year.


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    #23
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    No, but I went to see A Camp last month and they were awesome.
    I told Nina that they need fat guy t-shirts for sale on their website. She hadn't a clue what I was on about. Then she laughed. Then I laughed. Then Niklas cried, then her husband cried, then Maggie laughed. She's such a little trooper.


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