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Is anybody having sex now?

  • 20-05-2013 12:04am
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 160 ✭✭


    Is It for family planning purpose or recriational intercourse..

    Please don't post pics because the forum will be closed :(


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 240 ✭✭The Barefoot Pizza Thief


    No, I find if I have sex while browsing Boards, it can smear my screen.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,291 ✭✭✭✭Gatling


    Look Ma no hands


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭GreeBo


    not *right* now but Im hoping it starts any minuksdfhjksdf. .as..asf sad.jaf,sddasd kjflasd flkj


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 272 ✭✭notGill




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,235 ✭✭✭returnNull


    GreeBo wrote: »
    not *right* now but Im hoping it starts any minuksdfhjksdf. .as..asf sad.jaf,sddasd kjflasd flkj

    thought you had sunburn?:P


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    I would say there is a 100% liklihood that someone, somewhere is having sex right now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,958 ✭✭✭Mr. Rager


    Yes! Yes! OH SWEET MERCIFUL GOD, YES!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭GreeBo


    returnNull wrote: »
    thought you had sunburn?:P

    Not everywhere


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    I had sex once with a real person, It was nice.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,049 ✭✭✭discus


    Yeah, I'm trying to concieve with lady kleenex


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,953 ✭✭✭aujopimur


    Does doing it on your own count ?.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,718 ✭✭✭johnayo


    Is It for family planning purpose or recriational intercourse..

    Please don't post pics because the forum will be closed :(

    Go on, be a divil, post up them pics.:pac::pac::pac:


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Mr. Rager wrote: »
    Yes! Yes! OH SWEET MERCIFUL GOD, YES!

    Ooh er, Mr Rager


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    I had sex once with a real person, It was nice.

    Blow up dolls don't count :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 160 ✭✭simon0brien


    notGill wrote: »

    hahaahahahaha


  • Registered Users Posts: 160 ✭✭simon0brien


    I had sex once with a real person, It was nice.

    Was It for family planing??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    Right now?! no, I dont think I would be on Boards if I was, let alone posting up messages on threads :P:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 160 ✭✭simon0brien


    candy-gal1 wrote: »
    Right now?! no, I dont think I would be on Boards if I was, let alone posting up messages on threads :P:D

    Maybe if you explore the possibility of oral sex??
    But that wouldn't help if you are interested in family planning :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 160 ✭✭simon0brien


    aujopimur wrote: »
    Does doing it on your own count ?.

    Only for recriation


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  • Registered Users Posts: 356 ✭✭RebelSoul


    Coincidentally I've just finished shagging the arse off my right hand


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 64 ✭✭Peter The Pedo


    Love a bit of good sex so I do.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    He's sailing down my shaft and I'm just lying back and typing!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,720 ✭✭✭Hal1


    It's been going on for quite a while...


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    If we were getting sex, would we really be here as often as we are?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    Maybe if you explore the possibility of oral sex??
    But that wouldn't help if you are interested in family planning :(

    Probably. but I still wouldnt be able to type, as much, tbh :D, hell no to the family planning anyway! :pac::)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Family planning not an issue but I always wrap up well


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I'm getting PAID for giving rides right now :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 160 ✭✭simon0brien


    candy-gal1 wrote: »
    Probably. but I still wouldnt be able to type, as much, tbh :D, hell no to the family planning anyway! :pac::)

    Sometimes It's nice to plan a family because kids are sometimes a joy.. but then again sometimes not hahahahahahhaha I would try to think about the children less during intercourse for example


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  • Registered Users Posts: 92 ✭✭Aced_Up


    No. But if any females in the same situation, willing to rectify... I'm all eyes.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    Was in town this morning early and saw a good few walk of shamers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    Oh yeah. Missionary position with the lights out, for the sole purpose of procreation.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Do you turn the lights on again afterwards so you can find your way back to your own bed?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Sauve wrote: »
    Do you turn the lights on again afterwards so you can find your way back to your own bed?


    If mom knows you are on the computer she will go mental.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    If mom knows you are on the computer she will go mental.

    It's ok Ive made a fort in my bed and hacked the wifi password :cool:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    Sauve wrote: »
    It's ok Ive made a fort in my bed and hacked the wifi password :cool:
    It was wifi123, wasn't it?

    I'll turn out the lights again once I leave, don't worry.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    entropi wrote: »
    It was wifi123, wasn't it?

    wifi1066


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 996 ✭✭✭Neadine


    Mr. Rager wrote: »
    Yes! Yes! OH SWEET MERCIFUL GOD, YES!



    Hmmmm...do I know you?!:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    No, I find if I have sex while browsing Boards, it can smear my screen.


    You're doing it wrong Pizza Thief-

    Phone in one hand, smoke in the other, top of her head for a coaster.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    Sauve wrote: »
    wifi1066
    Damn. Changed since last time :(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    YES IN MY MIND.

    My broken perverse mind


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,190 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Hmmm, now I know why several of the keys on the laptop are missing or broken...

    And at least one is sticky.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Is It for family planning purpose or recriational intercourse..

    Or? Currently we have been doing it for both :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,175 ✭✭✭hoodwinked


    dammit missed out on a first page post because i was busy having recreational sex! :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko




  • Registered Users Posts: 160 ✭✭simon0brien


    Or? Currently we have been doing it for both :)

    Haha cool.. Can I join ye hahahahahaha


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    I just lined some up with the Missus for after work. (really)

    I'll live-boardsie it throughout to keep you all posted (not really)

    I think there was a website dealing with this (people posting on a map when they've just done it)....probably replaced by an app now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    I'm frightened :(
    I don't like this thread anymore.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,754 ✭✭✭oldyouth


    Yes, I can easily type with one ha ha ha haaaaaand..............


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    I only enjoy sex when I know that it is part of a plan to increase the number of dependents I have.


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