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Is anybody having sex now?

  • 20-05-2013 12:04am
    #1
    simon0brien
    Registered Users Posts: 160 ✭✭


    Is It for family planning purpose or recriational intercourse..

    Please don't post pics because the forum will be closed :(


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Comments

  • #2
    The Barefoot Pizza Thief
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 240 ✭✭The Barefoot Pizza Thief


    No, I find if I have sex while browsing Boards, it can smear my screen.


  • #3
    Gatling
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,291 ✭✭✭✭Gatling


    Look Ma no hands
    360_F_102352090_ie3kLjDIvgrT1sxVDknWCUh8PxgMYzM7.jpg




  • #4
    GreeBo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭GreeBo


    not *right* now but Im hoping it starts any minuksdfhjksdf. .as..asf sad.jaf,sddasd kjflasd flkj


  • #5
    notGill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 272 ✭✭notGill


    Unless this is true then they won't be posting.

    http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6890401/8-technology-friendly-sex-positions


  • #6
    returnNull
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,235 ✭✭✭returnNull


    GreeBo wrote: »
    not *right* now but Im hoping it starts any minuksdfhjksdf. .as..asf sad.jaf,sddasd kjflasd flkj

    thought you had sunburn?:P


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  • #7
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    I would say there is a 100% liklihood that someone, somewhere is having sex right now.


  • #8
    Mr. Rager
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,958 ✭✭✭Mr. Rager


    Yes! Yes! OH SWEET MERCIFUL GOD, YES!


  • #9
    GreeBo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭GreeBo


    returnNull wrote: »
    thought you had sunburn?:P

    Not everywhere


  • #10
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    I had sex once with a real person, It was nice.


  • #11
    discus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,049 ✭✭✭discus


    Yeah, I'm trying to concieve with lady kleenex


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  • #12
    aujopimur
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,953 ✭✭✭aujopimur


    Does doing it on your own count ?.


  • #13
    johnayo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,718 ✭✭✭johnayo


    simon0brien wrote: »
    Is It for family planning purpose or recriational intercourse..

    Please don't post pics because the forum will be closed :(

    Go on, be a divil, post up them pics.:pac::pac::pac:


  • #14
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Mr. Rager wrote: »
    Yes! Yes! OH SWEET MERCIFUL GOD, YES!

    Ooh er, Mr Rager


  • #15
    LizT
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    I had sex once with a real person, It was nice.

    Blow up dolls don't count :rolleyes:


  • #16
    simon0brien
    Registered Users Posts: 160 ✭✭simon0brien


    notGill wrote: »
    Unless this is true then they won't be posting.

    http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6890401/8-technology-friendly-sex-positions

    hahaahahahaha


  • #17
    simon0brien
    Registered Users Posts: 160 ✭✭simon0brien


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    I had sex once with a real person, It was nice.

    Was It for family planing??


  • #18
    candy-gal1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    Right now?! no, I dont think I would be on Boards if I was, let alone posting up messages on threads :P:D


  • #19
    simon0brien
    Registered Users Posts: 160 ✭✭simon0brien


    http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6886374/8-animal-based-sex-positions-other-than-doggy-style


  • #20
    simon0brien
    Registered Users Posts: 160 ✭✭simon0brien


    candy-gal1 wrote: »
    Right now?! no, I dont think I would be on Boards if I was, let alone posting up messages on threads :P:D

    Maybe if you explore the possibility of oral sex??
    But that wouldn't help if you are interested in family planning :(


  • #21
    simon0brien
    Registered Users Posts: 160 ✭✭simon0brien


    aujopimur wrote: »
    Does doing it on your own count ?.

    Only for recriation


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  • #22
    RebelSoul
    Registered Users Posts: 356 ✭✭RebelSoul


    Coincidentally I've just finished shagging the arse off my right hand


  • #23
    Peter The Pedo
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 64 ✭✭Peter The Pedo


    Love a bit of good sex so I do.


  • #24
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    He's sailing down my shaft and I'm just lying back and typing!


  • #25
    Hal1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,720 ✭✭✭Hal1


    It's been going on for quite a while...


  • #26
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    If we were getting sex, would we really be here as often as we are?


  • #27
    candy-gal1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    simon0brien wrote: »
    Maybe if you explore the possibility of oral sex??
    But that wouldn't help if you are interested in family planning :(

    Probably. but I still wouldnt be able to type, as much, tbh :D, hell no to the family planning anyway! :pac::)


  • #28
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Family planning not an issue but I always wrap up well


  • #29
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I'm getting PAID for giving rides right now :)


  • #30
    simon0brien
    Registered Users Posts: 160 ✭✭simon0brien


    candy-gal1 wrote: »
    Probably. but I still wouldnt be able to type, as much, tbh :D, hell no to the family planning anyway! :pac::)

    Sometimes It's nice to plan a family because kids are sometimes a joy.. but then again sometimes not hahahahahahhaha I would try to think about the children less during intercourse for example


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  • #31
    Aced_Up
    Registered Users Posts: 92 ✭✭Aced_Up


    No. But if any females in the same situation, willing to rectify... I'm all eyes.


  • #32
    Specialun
    Registered Users Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    Was in town this morning early and saw a good few walk of shamers


  • #33
    entropi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    Oh yeah. Missionary position with the lights out, for the sole purpose of procreation.


  • #34
    Sauve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Do you turn the lights on again afterwards so you can find your way back to your own bed?


  • #35
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Sauve wrote: »
    Do you turn the lights on again afterwards so you can find your way back to your own bed?


    If mom knows you are on the computer she will go mental.


  • #36
    Sauve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    If mom knows you are on the computer she will go mental.

    It's ok Ive made a fort in my bed and hacked the wifi password :cool:


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  • #37
    entropi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    Sauve wrote: »
    It's ok Ive made a fort in my bed and hacked the wifi password :cool:
    It was wifi123, wasn't it?

    I'll turn out the lights again once I leave, don't worry.


  • #38
    Sauve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    entropi wrote: »
    It was wifi123, wasn't it?

    wifi1066


  • #39
    Neadine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 996 ✭✭✭Neadine


    Mr. Rager wrote: »
    Yes! Yes! OH SWEET MERCIFUL GOD, YES!



    Hmmmm...do I know you?!:eek:


  • #40
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    The Barefoot Pizza Thief wrote: »
    No, I find if I have sex while browsing Boards, it can smear my screen.


    You're doing it wrong Pizza Thief-

    Phone in one hand, smoke in the other, top of her head for a coaster.


  • #41
    entropi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    Sauve wrote: »
    wifi1066
    Damn. Changed since last time :(


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  • #42
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    YES IN MY MIND.

    My broken perverse mind


  • #43
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,190 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Hmmm, now I know why several of the keys on the laptop are missing or broken...

    And at least one is sticky.


  • #44
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    simon0brien wrote: »
    Is It for family planning purpose or recriational intercourse..

    Or? Currently we have been doing it for both :)


  • #45
    hoodwinked
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,175 ✭✭✭hoodwinked


    dammit missed out on a first page post because i was busy having recreational sex! :(


  • #46
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    simon0brien wrote: »
    Please don't post pics because the forum will be closed :(
    http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/2/6/7/2/9/5/9/I-dont-think-that-means-77362626013.jpeg


  • #47
    simon0brien
    Registered Users Posts: 160 ✭✭simon0brien


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Or? Currently we have been doing it for both :)

    Haha cool.. Can I join ye hahahahahaha


  • #48
    I Heart Internet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    I just lined some up with the Missus for after work. (really)

    I'll live-boardsie it throughout to keep you all posted (not really)

    I think there was a website dealing with this (people posting on a map when they've just done it)....probably replaced by an app now.


  • #49
    Sauve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    I'm frightened :(
    I don't like this thread anymore.


  • #50
    oldyouth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,754 ✭✭✭oldyouth


    Yes, I can easily type with one ha ha ha haaaaaand..............


  • #51
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    I only enjoy sex when I know that it is part of a plan to increase the number of dependents I have.


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