Dogging

OutlawPete · 02-04-2010 2:42pm

Abitar wrote: »

So where do you clothes shop? :pac:

Was River Island last week, was starkers for ten minutes before I drew attention to one girl behind the counter.

She looked at my impressive package, smiled and then pointed me towards the sock department

AARRRRGH · 02-04-2010 3:01pm

This movie is quite funny.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0924468/

Piste · 02-04-2010 3:12pm

That's really creepy, I can't believe people actually bother to go out in the dead of night to watch planes take off and land. I'd feel so stalked if I were on one of those places.

That_Guy · 02-04-2010 3:40pm

I wish I could drive to roger someone at the airport.

Badger2009 · 02-04-2010 3:47pm

I blame the Head Shops for this behaviour, you'd never have seen the like in Ireland until the head shops arrived.........

I'm off to talk to Joe

Abi · 02-04-2010 3:47pm

That_Guy wrote: »

I wish I could drive to roger someone at the airport.

I'm heading that way anyway, I'll pick yer up

Bonito · 02-04-2010 3:54pm

Liam Byrne wrote: »

Not unless she's lesbian or owns one of them herself.....no man in his right mind would be seen in something that colour! :P

So, you'd never put yourself in to a bit of pink?

Bonito · 02-04-2010 4:00pm

OutlawPete wrote: »

Absolutely, it's like when your trying on a pair of jeans and you leave the curtain on the changing room open a little so that the hot girl / guy can see you naked and maybe pop in have some sexy time.

We've all done that.

Similar story. Over xmas my brother was in hospital. I stayed with him every night on a pull out bed one of the nurses gave me. One night while I was getting changed for bed (my brother was the only one on the ward and out cold) the nurse walked in and just sat at the desk where they had the patient pc. I asked "Em, do you mind, just for a minute" and she replied "Not at all, go ahead." She didn't leave the ward so I, er, whipped it all off in front of her.

Then the bítch kept asking me was I ok and did I need a hug when my brother went for emergency surgery. She was deliberatly tryin' to switch on the tears, I'm convinced by it!

alwaysadub · 02-04-2010 4:43pm

Bonito wrote: »

Similar story. Over xmas my brother was in hospital. I stayed with him every night on a pull out bed one of the nurses gave me. One night while I was getting changed for bed (my brother was the only one on the ward and out cold) the nurse walked in and just sat at the desk where they had the patient pc. I asked "Em, do you mind, just for a minute" and she replied "Not at all, go ahead." She didn't leave the ward so I, er, whipped it all off in front of her.

Then the bítch kept asking me was I ok and did I need a hug when my brother went for emergency surgery. She was deliberatly tryin' to switch on the tears, I'm convinced by it!

Or,she'd liked what she'd seen and wanted to cop a feel while under the pretense of giving you a comfort hug;)

rich1874 · 02-04-2010 5:10pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Who cares? If people want to have sex in public, I certainly don't give a sh!te.

This may come as a shock to you, but that kid probably watches porn. :pac:

"It's a disgrace, Joe!"

I agree. As long as it's just attractive women...having sex with me.

Would you still have the same attitude if you saw a 70 year old couple dogging?

Old balls.

recylingbin · 02-04-2010 5:14pm

Kiera wrote: »

I have never and will never have sex in a car. Nor do i want to see anyone else doing it in a car.

Aw c'mon?????

Just you, me and the gear lever. It could be magical.

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 02-04-2010 5:17pm

Kiera wrote: »

I have never and will never have sex in a car. Nor do i want to see anyone else doing it in a car.

Maybe I could convince you for some tractor loving?

dsmythy · 02-04-2010 5:19pm

Serious post is serious.

I don't think it's funny for a father with his 10 year old son to have to witness people having sex in an area where they are likely to be seen. However you can't blame the two in the car from thinking children won't be around there at 11 at night.

On an even more serious note. A man and his girlfriend were attacked at a layby at the back of the airport last year. The guy was beaten to death, and not in the good way!

Kiera · 02-04-2010 5:19pm

recylingbin wrote: »

Aw c'mon?????

Just you, me and the gear lever. It could be magical.

Or just trashy :P

Leighton Obedient Farmer wrote: »

Maybe I could convince you for some tractor loving?

Or maybe not :P

recylingbin · 02-04-2010 5:22pm

Kiera wrote: »

Or just trashy :P

I'll get the car valetted, put up some fluffy dice, throw a velvet sheet in the back seat and dim the lights. It'll be like the G hotel in Galwy.

kowloon · 02-04-2010 5:52pm

dsmythy wrote: »

The guy was beaten to death, and not in the good way!

There's a good way?

edit: I get it now! Pure filth. You should be ashamed.

dylano_k · 02-04-2010 7:04pm

Hope ya had a box of tissues in the car....pervert

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 02-04-2010 7:09pm

Kiera wrote: »

I have never and will never have sex in a car. Nor do i want to see anyone else doing it in a car.

Don't knock it until you have tried it

MrStuffins wrote: »

How about a car-shaped bed?

One of these?

Man, that's just wrong. :P

Kiera wrote: »

On not in is where its at

Again, you cannot compare as you have not experienced the other.

Dogging rules by the way, not in open public with people walking past, but outdoors sex is the best

Andrew33 · 02-04-2010 7:15pm

ibarelycare wrote: »

I know I know...but there are places to go! There's another road near the airport that's renowned for doggers and THAT'S where they should have gone! At least they could have put their show on there for people who WANTED to see, not some poor innocent planespotter (me! )

Planespotting in the dark?? I'd question the fathers sanity bringing his 10/11 young lad out there at that hour, I personally wouldn't park out there at that hour, unless there was something really special coming in.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 02-04-2010 7:18pm

Andrew33 wrote: »

Planespotting in the dark?? I'd question the fathers sanity bringing his 10/11 young lad out there at that hour, I personally wouldn't park out there at that hour, unless there was something really special coming in.

WTF? ibarely care, sorry man but you must be clinically insane... :P

Seriously though andrew... wtf?

mfceiling · 02-04-2010 7:35pm

My brother's dog was knocked down by a car last last week....lost it's front leg and cost him 500 bills in vet's fees. People shouldn't be dogging in cars if they are going to harm innocent dogs

/goes to look up dogging on google in case of misunderstanding

Snowie · 02-04-2010 7:39pm

Theres nothing like going into a dogging spot when theres about 15 people in car park doing a hape of donuts and leaving in a cloud of dust

Oh Ibarely care cheack out the road to kents town tara hill screen and theres a few other places i wouldnt mind i used to donuts in all there so called places... :pac:

DublinWriter · 02-04-2010 7:40pm

Andrew33 wrote: »

I personally wouldn't park out there at that hour, unless there was something really special coming in.

...on the landing strip?

[insert cockpit related joke here]

weiland79 · 02-04-2010 7:56pm

Where does the term dogging come from?

DublinWriter · 02-04-2010 8:00pm

Andrew33 wrote: »

Planespotting in the dark?? I'd question the fathers sanity bringing his 10/11 young lad out there at that hour, I personally wouldn't park out there at that hour, unless there was something really special coming in.

...maybe a speedbird?

I'll get me coat.

Andrew33 · 02-04-2010 8:02pm

weiland79 wrote: »

Where does the term dogging come from?

"I was just out walking the dog dear"

orourkeda · 02-04-2010 8:03pm

stepbar wrote: »

I believe there's a term for people who watch doggers?

Cameramen

orourkeda · 02-04-2010 8:04pm

Andrew33 wrote: »

"I was just out walking the dog dear"

I was just out **** the dog dear

weiland79 · 02-04-2010 8:07pm

Andrew33 wrote: »

"I was just out walking the dog dear"

Really is that really it?

alwaysadub · 02-04-2010 8:15pm

weiland79 wrote: »

Where does the term dogging come from?

From swingingheaven.co.uk
Dogging is a predominantly British activity that involves outdoor exhibitionism in car-parks, wooded areas and the like. The term dogging originated in the early Seventies to describe men who spied on couples having sex outdoors. These men would 'dog' the couples' every move in an effort to watch them. When the swinging scene discovered that open-air sex has its own special thrill they began meeting in car-parks, and the doggers found a new and rich supply of voyeuristic fun. Moreover, the doggers soon realised that these couples were actively encouraging them to watch, even performing for them, and sometimes allowing them to join in.

minidazzler · 02-04-2010 8:22pm

alwaysadub wrote: »

From swingingheaven.co.uk
Dogging is a predominantly British activity that involves outdoor exhibitionism in car-parks, wooded areas and the like. The term dogging originated in the early Seventies to describe men who spied on couples having sex outdoors. These men would 'dog' the couples' every move in an effort to watch them. When the swinging scene discovered that open-air sex has its own special thrill they began meeting in car-parks, and the doggers found a new and rich supply of voyeuristic fun. Moreover, the doggers soon realised that these couples were actively encouraging them to watch, even performing for them, and sometimes allowing them to join in.

You seem to know alot about this! :P Even on the last page....wanna go for a drive? :P

Some of the most popular dogging spots in cork are just a couple of miles from my place, sometimes we might drive in lights off very slowly before flashing them on!

Good fun!

alwaysadub · 02-04-2010 8:31pm

minidazzler wrote: »

You seem to know alot about this! :P Even on the last page....wanna go for a drive? :P

Some of the most popular dogging spots in cork are just a couple of miles from my place, sometimes we might drive in lights off very slowly before flashing them on! Good fun!

You were doing well till i read where you're from:pac::p

thinks too much · 02-04-2010 8:35pm

I used to go to dogging spots but with the recession and all it just would not be the same turning up with the wife on a push bike...

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 02-04-2010 8:42pm

alwaysadub wrote: »

You were doing well till i read where you're from:pac::p

That's third degree burns right there... mind. That's going to scare :P

Latchy · 02-04-2010 8:59pm

Real doggers are voyeuristic and like to be watched ,the others are just humping away steamed up windows ,car rockings ,going at it like the clappers and probably oblivious that anybodys perving watching them

Bonito · 02-04-2010 9:02pm

alwaysadub wrote: »

Or,she'd liked what she'd seen and wanted to cop a feel while under the pretense of giving you a comfort hug;)

Well, she got nada.

tipperaryboy · 02-04-2010 10:09pm

they are just pleading to be watched in the most public of places.

theboss80 · 02-04-2010 11:19pm

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ibarelycare wrote: »

Now I know dogging goes on; I've gone for late night drives around Dollymount for the craic and seen all the steamed up windows and bouncing cars. However last night I had a bit of a new experience. I went for a drive up to the airport and we parked up on the layby to, y'know, watch the planes (ahem).

We were sitting there for a few minutes and I looked to the car to my left and there were 2 people giving it absolute socks in the next car...AND theywe had theirour light on so everyone could see! Now the windows were fogged up a bit but there was no mistaking what was going on, the front seat was pushed back and you could see a LOT. We could see through their car that the couple in the Peugeot were still hard at it and I was waiting for the father to notice,[S] I was mortified for him! It was about 5 minutes before he looked properly to his left [/S]and then pulled off pretty hasty. About 10 minutes later I looked again and the couple were sitting up getting dressed...still with the light on, clear for everyone to see!

I think I'm pretty open-minded but I was a bit shocked at what I saw! It wasn't that late at night (about 11) and they were in SUCH an open area. If you choose to go dogging, at least go somewhere more private where you know if a car pulls up beside you they WANT to see you having sex!

So has anyone here ever willingly or unwillingly come across (yes, ha ha) any doggers? Or anyone enjoy partaking in a spot of dogging themselves?

sorry couldnt resist, no offence meant.

BraziliaNZ · 03-04-2010 1:41am

so can you just go along and look in at them and jerk off?

Abi · 03-04-2010 2:11am

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

so can you just go along and look in at them and jerk off?

Theres lookers and fookers.... think IBC told me that...

If you went on your toblerone I reckon you'd be seen as a bit of a greedy git tbh

OutlawPete · 03-04-2010 2:14am

Abitar wrote: »

Theres lookers and fookers.... think IBC told me that...

If you went on your toblerone I reckon you'd be seen as a bit of a greedy git tbh

I've seen quite a few exhibitionist couples in the cinema.

Usually the girls too who seem to be getting a kick out of being .. ahem .. noticed.

BraziliaNZ · 03-04-2010 2:16am

Abitar wrote: »

Theres lookers and fookers.... think IBC told me that...

If you went on your toblerone I reckon you'd be seen as a bit of a greedy git tbh

but i am single and havent gone out with girls that would be into that really. It would be nice to beat off to some live action though, no?

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 03-04-2010 2:26am

OK, lets end this sh1t
Dogging is a good thing for educational purposes. Those who may perceive themselves to be slightly naive can get non-direct pointers by the time tested looking and learning technique. Those of us who have so much to offer (I'm looking at you Abi and we'llalhavetea) are more than happy to oblige to show their superior moves to enable the good timid folk of Ireland to have a better time.

To these unsong heroes, I salut you
/takes off hat

orourkeda · 03-04-2010 2:50am

thinks too much wrote: »

I used to go to dogging spots but with the recession and all it just would not be the same turning up with the wife on a push bike...

Thats better. Take the saddle off and someones back passage is getting plugged.

Killing two birds with one stone so to speak or should that be killing one bird with two stones.

Latchy · 03-04-2010 3:35am

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

so can you just go along and look in at them and jerk off?

Some parts of France, Europe yeah ...of course the French being the French / Europeans nothing unusual there
..

OutlawPete · 03-04-2010 3:37am

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

but i am single and havent gone out with girls that would be into that really. It would be nice to beat off to some live action though, no?

Your username and the content of this post all remind me of a video clip

If I post a link I'll get banned, soz

Sizzler · 03-04-2010 1:30pm

OP - NEWSFLASH - After dark not even the most committed plane enthusiast goes to the back of the airport for plane spotting.

After closing hours its rampant for taxi drivers taking a pit stop to "collect their fare".

Abi · 03-04-2010 2:45pm

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

but i am single and havent gone out with girls that would be into that really. It would be nice to beat off to some live action though, no?

Have you ever asked any of them if they'd be into it? Even in a round about way? I'm sure it would be ok on your own really, but after watching said live action, wouldn't it be sweeter to have a friend to take your frustrations out on?

G-Money · 03-04-2010 4:27pm

ibarelycare wrote: »

Now I know dogging goes on; I've gone for late night drives around Dollymount for the craic and seen all the steamed up windows and bouncing cars. However last night I had a bit of a new experience. I went for a drive up to the airport and we parked up on the layby to, y'know, watch the planes (ahem).

We were sitting there for a few minutes and I looked to the car to my left and there were 2 people giving it absolute socks in the next car...AND they had their light on so everyone could see! Now the windows were fogged up a bit but there was no mistaking what was going on, the front seat was pushed back and you could see a LOT. It was quite funny at the start, but then another car pulled in between my car & their's and it was a father with his son of about 10/11 and they had their flight timetables and binoculars with them. We could see through their car that the couple in the Peugeot were still hard at it and I was waiting for the father to notice, I was mortified for him! It was about 5 minutes before he looked properly to his left and then pulled off pretty hasty. About 10 minutes later I looked again and the couple were sitting up getting dressed...still with the light on, clear for everyone to see!

I think I'm pretty open-minded but I was a bit shocked at what I saw! It wasn't that late at night (about 11) and they were in SUCH an open area. If you choose to go dogging, at least go somewhere more private where you know if a car pulls up beside you they WANT to see you having sex!

So has anyone here ever willingly or unwillingly come across (yes, ha ha) any doggers? Or anyone enjoy partaking in a spot of dogging themselves?

I can't quite remember how this phrase goes, perhaps someone can re-arrange these words as I can't figure it out...

the calling kettle the black pot

:pac:

aDeener · 03-04-2010 4:48pm

stepbar wrote: »

I believe there's a term for people who watch doggers?

doggees

Dogging

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