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Track Santa Online

  • 24-12-2008 7:35pm
    #1
    ian_m
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭


    Track Santa online...

    He's in India at the moment.


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  • #2
    Chong
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,676 ✭✭✭Chong


    Santa can fup off .


  • #3
    Epic Tissue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,015 ✭✭✭Epic Tissue


    Cruijff wrote: »
    Santa can fup off .

    :mad:


  • #4
    Mushy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,476 ✭✭✭✭Mushy


    And now in Pakistan

    EDIT: Into Afghanistan...and also, the graphics on those videos are quite good!


  • #5
    yoyo
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 11,017 Mod ✭✭✭✭yoyo


    Hes with bin laden now :D

    Nick

    My Beer Glass collection site 🍺

    My Irish Callcards site



  • #6
    bhangwallah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 33 ✭bhangwallah


    they've got their act together since 9/11 so


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  • #7
    Ross_Mahon
    Registered Users Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    Shoot him down with an RPG.


  • #8
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    that's the best website ever, gonna sit here watching it til he's flying over my gaf!


  • #9
    ~Marky~
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,056 ✭✭✭~Marky~


    its ok he is safe he is in Turkmenistan now :D


  • #10
    ian_m
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭ian_m


    yoyo wrote: »
    Hes with bin laden now :D

    Nick

    Heavily laden lets hope...


  • #11
    bhangwallah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 33 ✭bhangwallah


    ~Marky~ wrote: »
    its ok he is safe he is in Turkmenistan now :D

    then it's the reindeer have to be careful


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  • #12
    rhapsody!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 529 ✭✭✭rhapsody!


    should be under conspiracy theories.
    or the 'parents that should be slapped for lying to poor little kiddiewinkles for years' board. :(


  • #13
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    On a different note, what age if a child still believes do you start to worry about your kid being a bit simple?


  • #14
    bhangwallah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 33 ✭bhangwallah


    Kold wrote: »
    On a different note, what age if a child still believes do you start to worry about your kid being a bit simple?

    do you necessarily believe the child?


  • #15
    lostexpectation
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,082 ✭✭✭lostexpectation


    how much does reindeer meat go for these days


  • #16
    ~Marky~
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,056 ✭✭✭~Marky~


    What do you mean there is no Santa? :eek:


  • #17
    bhangwallah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 33 ✭bhangwallah


    lostexpectation wrote: »
    how much does reindeer meat go for these days

    there's a butchers in terenure does it.
    cant wait to see the look on the kids faces tomorrow when i tell them what they've eaten


  • #18
    rhapsody!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 529 ✭✭✭rhapsody!


    Kold wrote: »
    On a different note, what age if a child still believes do you start to worry about your kid being a bit simple?
    If they're relatively old then they're milking it for all it's worth. xD


  • #19
    lostexpectation
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,082 ✭✭✭lostexpectation


    is it following the timezone, night across the world?


  • #20
    Davidius
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    Kold wrote: »
    On a different note, what age if a child still believes do you start to worry about your kid being a bit simple?
    A child always knows deep down inside. It's a big scam you see. They lead their parents to believe that they (the child) think that Santa has an infinite source of money/presents. Thus they can ask for ridiculous presents from "Santa".

    In their effort to keep their child happy on the 25th, a lot of parents will go out of their way to find money. Eventually they get tired or the child feels guilty. Which ever happens first.


  • #21
    lostexpectation
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,082 ✭✭✭lostexpectation


    the ultimate double bluff


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  • #22
    sillymoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,083 ✭✭✭sillymoo


    Current location: International Space Station :confused:


  • #23
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,647 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I wonder how Santa docked on to the ISS give the presents without depressuring the whole thing.Wait till rtdh sees this?:p


  • #24
    lostexpectation
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,082 ✭✭✭lostexpectation


    his sleigh has a airlock silly.


  • #25
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,104 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Damn RFID tags got santa. Is nothing safe?:mad:


  • #26
    afatbollix
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭afatbollix


    stupid work have eather blocked this or is doesent work :( would of been good to pass a hour or 6...


  • #27
    Dyr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    Hold on, what the dozy old bastard doing flying over out forddin'? They're all bleedin heathens over there so why are they gettin presents, eh?


  • #28
    Pj!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭Pj!


    Kold wrote: »
    On a different note, what age if a child still believes do you start to worry about your kid being a bit simple?
    If he/she has kids of their own.


  • #29
    pebbles21
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    bhangwallah wrote: »
    there's a butchers in terenure does it.

    Its very deer though


  • #30
    K-9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    pebbles21 wrote: »
    Its very deer though

    Awwhhh!

    Logged in there about 2 hours ago, he was in Iraq.

    Look like the Friendly fire didn't get him.

    He's in Zurich now. Them bankers need Santa this year.

    PS. Used this last year. The wee man loved it.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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  • #31
    norwegianwood
    Registered Users Posts: 1,252 ✭✭✭norwegianwood


    He's in Amsterdam!:D
    sure this is a great website, imagine how exciting it would be for a little kid!


  • #32
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    rhapsody! wrote: »
    If they're relatively old then they're milking it for all it's worth. xD

    I really wish I did this now. But in my emotional state, I had to challange the existence.

    God damn you, 11 year old me!!!


  • #33
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    My area mustn't be on his sat nav, just checked under the tree and no pressies for me :(


  • #34
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    A few casino machines for the residents of Monte Carlo now.


  • #35
    K-9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    norwegianwood wrote: »
    He's in Amsterdam!:D
    sure this is a great website, imagine how exciting it would be for a little kid!

    YEP, stopped longer than normal there, emptying his sack!

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • #36
    crosstownk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,863 ✭✭✭✭crosstownk


    Amsterdam and Tenerife - what a job. All those ladies waiting to empty Santa's sack...........
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  • #37
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    You have to get a bit horny over all that time

    He's coming to Ireland now, reports are that he isn't stopping over Cork this year, sorry guys!!!


  • #38
    crosstownk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,863 ✭✭✭✭crosstownk


    Is the fcuker not coming to Dublin? - He's in Derry now......
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  • #39
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Supposedly he's in Derry as I type this. Or "Londonderry" as the website calls it. Now I know what he does in the summer. Probably shaves his beard off too to conceal his identity, the wily son of a bitch.


  • #40
    lostexpectation
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,082 ✭✭✭lostexpectation


    got tired of waiting so here's santa over dublin

    santadublin.jpg


  • #41
    littlebug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,832 ✭✭✭littlebug


    He left and went to Scotland. Do you think he'll come back?

    I can't believe I'm sitting watching santa's movements:rolleyes:


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  • #42
    lostexpectation
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,082 ✭✭✭lostexpectation


    he's gone to iceland!

    wonder if he'll pick up anything cheap


  • #43
    littlebug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,832 ✭✭✭littlebug


    :eek: the fooker went straight to Iceland.
    What am I gonna tell the kids:(


  • #44
    crosstownk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,863 ✭✭✭✭crosstownk


    The bollix - no visit to the Republic - How should I break the news to my kids......? :D
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  • #45
    K-9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    He was 8 miles away from me and is now in Scotland.

    Santa recognises the border.

    Unionist!

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • #46
    lostexpectation
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,082 ✭✭✭lostexpectation


    is [/img] post gone from the boards?


  • #47
    omahaid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,497 ✭✭✭omahaid


    ****er!!! Straight off to iceland! He will pay!


  • #48
    crosstownk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,863 ✭✭✭✭crosstownk


    15 mins in Iceland - he must have a decent burd there.
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  • #49
    lostexpectation
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,082 ✭✭✭lostexpectation


    santa went to the aran island!


  • #50
    lostexpectation
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,082 ✭✭✭lostexpectation


    now he gone to rockall wtf?


  • #51
    crosstownk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,863 ✭✭✭✭crosstownk


    lostexpectation wrote: »
    santa went to the aran island!
    lostexpectation wrote: »
    now he gone to rockall wtf?

    Neither - he's in his sack with some kinky burd from Iceland. You can't blame him for that......
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