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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,882 ✭✭✭JuliusCaesar


    Spread wrote: »
    my Combo card which allows me to get an SS number, start a business and enter/leave the country at will.


    0_O

    Crikey.







    :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Spread wrote: »
    my Combo card which allows me to get an SS number, start a business and enter/leave the country at will.

    0_O
    Crikey.
    :p

    Hey Julius! Alles klar? Für Ihre harmonisches Retorte und für Ihre Geschichtsstunde (via Wiki) ................ vielen Danke!

    You're not Lilly Marlene are you? :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Gute Nacht und Guten Morgen :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,637 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Is it wrong that I'm kinda excited about going to see the Russian State Ballet Company performing Swan Lake?
    Mmmmmmmmm, tutus.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,767 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    *Envy*:) Enjoy!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    OldGoat wrote: »
    Is it wrong that I'm kinda excited about going to see the Russian State Ballet Company performing Swan Lake?
    Mmmmmmmmmm, tutus.

    I wouldn't say it was wrong, well not to your face. LOL

    Ballet is a show, obviously as with all shows at least somebody likes it or it wouldn't exist. So go on have fun. (Besides I sort of like Swan Lake myself, and the Nutcracker Suite, And Carmen Oh that's an Opera sorry. But a little bit of class in your life is no big deal and good for you.)

    Oh don't let the wife stare at the male dancer's gentleman vegetables too long or she might start to compare you. LOL LOL (and they cheat with rolled up socks or something)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    OldGoat wrote: »
    Is it wrong that I'm kinda excited about going to see the Russian State Ballet Company performing Swan Lake?
    Mmmmmmmmmm, tutus.

    No, you're OK there. Rarely does one see Nijinsky in the bumper @ Ballinrobe. But I've seen a lot of danse macabre over the last fence when the going was heavy.

    Sherries anyone?


  • Registered Users Posts: 702 ✭✭✭Pulsating Star


    Spread wrote: »
    Sherries anyone?

    How far behind are we :)!
    Good news on the card thingy, makes you legit for the Homeland Security gig I take it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Where's everybody? Have given up the net for Lent? Baby Jesus would be impressed! I think I'll have to start cracking the whip - to snap ye out of ye'r inertia.



    For RAWHIDE go into it 1.20 mins and get movin' :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,108 ✭✭✭Jellybaby1


    I just LOVE 'Rawhide' by the Blues Brothers. Thanks.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Stuck in house all day .......... snowing since lunchtime and about 8" now. Means I'll have to go out in the morning and shovel so HSH can get to work.:eek: It continues tomorrow before changing to rain tomorrow night - so it's going to be a muddy weekend.

    My father in law's birthday was Feb 29. He often joked that he was driving for 48 years before he was 16 :D

    Goodnight and Good Moaning :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,882 ✭✭✭JuliusCaesar


    Ah, your father in law is a Leapling!



    what a wonderful word - heard it yesterday for the first time!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 517 ✭✭✭rich.d.berry


    Ah, your father in law is a Leapling!

    what a wonderful word - heard it yesterday for the first time!

    You've just answered a longstanding question of mine about The Twelve Days of Christmas. I've always wondered who, or what, the "lords a-leaping" were and imagined them to be common as muck, hardly worthy of the title, what with all their leaping and prancing about. I see now how wrong I have been. They really were a rare breed indeed. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Ah, your father in law is a Leapling!

    what a wonderful word - heard it yesterday for the first time!

    Was is the operative word. Passed on to the happy hunting ground in 2000. Didn't have a great voice but loved to sing in the bath and treated it as his personal auditorium :D
    Just googled Leapling. The bit about Columbus/eclipse/native Indians was interesting.
    Still snowing but a neighbour did a good deed and brought his snow-thrower and cleared up the front. About 14" and the rain which was forecast has been deferred to tomorrow.
    My eMail is down since last night :mad: (gmail) .......... does anyone have any info? Anything to do with the ongoing Google kerfuffle?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭getz


    You've just answered a longstanding question of mine about The Twelve Days of Christmas. I've always wondered who, or what, the "lords a-leaping" were and imagined them to be common as muck, hardly worthy of the title, what with all their leaping and prancing about. I see now how wrong I have been. They really were a rare breed indeed. :)
    my god,is it that time of year again ?,lets hope christmas does not fall on friday the 13th,any one know


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    getz wrote: »
    my god,is it that time of year again ?,lets hope christmas does not fall on friday the 13th,any one know

    Afraid I fell for that one getz! Fast forwarded to December before realising. Not as sharp as I used to be :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭getz


    Spread wrote: »
    Afraid I fell for that one getz! Fast forwarded to December before realising. Not as sharp as I used to be :D
    dont worry mate ,i was ready to go to blackpool beach to help dig up 2,000 tons of sand to send to argentina,so they can drill for their own oil,


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    getz wrote: »
    dont worry mate ,i was ready to go to blackpool beach to help dig up 2,000 tons of sand to send to argentina,so they can drill for their own oil,

    Some fracking job that!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Still snowing - on and off. About 14" but roads are ploughed clear. Hounds very excited as they leap around the field. The expected rain met a cold front and is falling as powder. And now for planning the St Patrick's Day open house ;) .................. . If anyone in the vicinity on the 17th PM me

    Goodnight and Good Moaning :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,371 ✭✭✭BlancheSparks


    OldGoat wrote: »
    Is it wrong that I'm kinda excited about going to see the Russian State Ballet Company performing Swan Lake?
    Mmmmmmmmmm, tutus.
    Did you see that version of Swan Lake by the Chinese State Circus on You Tube? It is incredible. Sorry I havent got the Link but I am sure that you could search for it:)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Did you see that version of Swan Lake by the Chinese State Circus on You Tube? It is incredible. Sorry I havent got the Link but I am sure that you could search for it:)

    ...this maybe?



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Afraid it does nothing for me Cicero :D

    Goodnight and Good Moaning :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,108 ✭✭✭Jellybaby1


    How come every time I come onto this forum I'm the only one online? Are you all hiding from me? Sob!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Goodnight and Good Moaning :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,108 ✭✭✭Jellybaby1


    Jellybaby1 wrote: »
    How come every time I come onto this forum I'm the only one online? Are you all hiding from me? Sob!
    Spread wrote: »
    Goodnight and Good Moaning :)


    See?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    Aww Jelly I think your nurse is bringing your meds at the wrong time. We are having our bowl of pobs while you are still snoring.

    Very impressive snoring by the way, we are having to get the window's reglazed in your end of the wing as they are rattling loose nowadays.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,654 ✭✭✭Alice1


    I'm very cross and grumpy! I was awake most of the night with a cough and when we went to Mass this morning, there was wan behind us who insisted on speaking aloud for most of the Mass.

    Going back to bed for a while soon.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,767 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    There's a horrible cold with a cough and chestyness going - I am nearly 3 weeks into it, nearly gone now but still have an irritating little cough, not something I am normally subject to.

    However on the plus side I did go out and mow the lawn (teeny lawn!) this morning, took two goes after the winter, but looking rather tidier now. Well to be honest it looks as though a flock of sheep have been chewing at it, but its a start!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,108 ✭✭✭Jellybaby1


    Rubecula wrote: »
    Aww Jelly I think your nurse is bringing your meds at the wrong time. We are having our bowl of pobs while you are still snoring.

    Very impressive snoring by the way, we are having to get the window's reglazed in your end of the wing as they are rattling loose nowadays.

    Huh?? I don't snore 'cos I caaaann't sleeeeeep! It was 4.30am this morning before I had any chance of any zzzzz's! By the way, if anyone is coughing for an unnaturally long time do let me know because I was cured of years of coughing just recently and am enjoying the blessing of cough-free days and nights. I think my body is awake waiting for the coughing to start! It's in shock!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭Ramette


    ((hugs)) to all those not feeling well at the moment.
    Wrap up warm and mind yourselves.

    Looksee - congrats on mowing the lawn, i have been thinking about mowing mine but like you it will be a hack job ... decided to leave it for another weekend. I did though tidy out the front and back and plant some lovely spring flowers so I am feeling virtuous.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,654 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Jellybaby1 wrote: »
    ! By the way, if anyone is coughing for an unnaturally long time do let me know because I was cured of years of coughing just recently and am enjoying the blessing of cough-free days and nights. I think my body is awake waiting for the coughing to start! It's in shock!

    Yessss, Jelly, I was awake last night - coughing almost continuously. So, yes, if you have a cure, please do share


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Alice1 wrote: »
    Yessss, Jelly, I was awake last night - coughing almost continuously. So, yes, if you have a cure, please do share

    I'd know what to do if you had man-flu...but I reckon what you have is a simple sniffle...here....have a tissue...;)

    music-notes-tissue-box.jpg


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭Ramette


    Good lord Cicero, I thought you were a nice guy :eek:

    Alice let me deal with this....

    256px-Ted_kicks_Bishop_Brennan.jpg


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,654 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Thank you Ramette - you go girl!

    Cicero, what happens on the MF thread should stay there....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Alice1 wrote: »
    Thank you Ramette - you go girl!

    Cicero, what happens on the MF thread should stay there....

    But that's my point...nothing did happen....my empathy dectector gave a zero reading for your advice...:p


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,108 ✭✭✭Jellybaby1


    Alice1 wrote: »
    Yessss, Jelly, I was awake last night - coughing almost continuously. So, yes, if you have a cure, please do share

    The thing is, if like me, you cough for weeks, months, years, without there being any chance of you having a cold, get it checked out by a specialist, GP's don't really know until they send you to the top brass. Turns out I have reflux. Meds have fixed me up good and proper. Lack of sleep is my problem now but its great to be cough-free.

    And aren't you gardeners the energetic lot, I thought it was too early to cut grass with frost and rain and wotnot about!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,767 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    The grass never really stopped growing this winter, it has been so mild. It was gorgeous out today, a bit chilly but so nice to see the sun. I think there would have to be frost within a day or two to affect the grass when it has been cut, I've taken the chance anyway, it was really quite wet considering there was a good breeze blowing. If we get really cold weather now I'd say a lot of things will be n trouble as there is a lot of growth.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    looksee wrote: »
    There's a horrible cold with a cough and chestyness going - I am nearly 3 weeks into it, nearly gone now but still have an irritating little cough, not something I am normally subject to.
    .................. QUOTE]

    Jesus, I possibly got it of you looksee. Two weeks ago nose running and sneezing and sore from paper towels, then last week bad chest cough and the last couple of days very tired ......... so much that I could not go to daughter's birthday party last night. Today went out driving and after a few hours came home and hit the sack for two hours of sleep. Have been taking cough medicines, drinking enough water etc. Sometimes when I cough I think my head is going to take off. Could there be an O & O virus lurking in boards?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,767 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    That's it Spread - especially the tiredness! I tried not to breathe on the keyboard, but it obviously got past my virus checker.


  • Registered Users Posts: 702 ✭✭✭Pulsating Star


    God bless ye !


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Hallelujah! All sickness has disappeared. Up early and not one sneeze, senior moment or salivation :D. And for this I thank The Lord, The Budda, Mohammed Mucinex tablets and bottle.

    Goodnight and Good Morning :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭getz


    Spread wrote: »
    Hallelujah! All sickness has disappeared. Up early and not one sneeze, senior moment or salivation :D. And for this I thank The Lord, The Budda, Mohammed Mucinex tablets and bottle.

    Goodnight and Good Morning :)
    nowt like a glass of rum and hot water hic hic


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    No, not for about 10 days. Was going to have a few quick ones to try and relieve the symptoms but decided against. Would usually have a couple of bottles a week. The only shakes are from the cold .......... -15C and have just walked one of the hounds.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭getz


    Spread wrote: »
    No, not for about 10 days. Was going to have a few quick ones to try and relieve the symptoms but decided against. Would usually have a couple of bottles a week. The only shakes are from the cold .......... -15C and have just walked one of the hounds.
    just took my bulldog out for a tramp in the woods,dog loved it,the tramp wasent so pleased,just a minute have i told that one before ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,108 ✭✭✭Jellybaby1


    getz wrote: »
    just took my bulldog out for a tramp in the woods,dog loved it,the tramp wasent so pleased,just a minute have i told that one before ?

    Tramps are great, just toss a few on, better than coal or logs!! :eek:

    (bet I'll be in trouble fer that!)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Goodnight and Good Moaning all :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,108 ✭✭✭Jellybaby1


    Hey Spread, what time do you wake up in the mornings?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    6.30 EST. After personal ablutions let two of the hounds out in the field ...... have to walk the third with a leash as she is untrainable ......... a rescue dog from the tornado in Tuscaloosa last year. The vet has said that she suffers from PTSD. Because of her behaviour I've got onto the local rescue centre and, as there is a wait of about six weeks am stuck with her 'til then. We inherited her with the two others but as the tail is now wagging the dog, it's time for byebyes. A few days ago she was out all day .......... would not come back in and barked incessantly for eight hours at a neigbour's house. This has happened a few times and we've had no complaints ....... but if we can hear her fom over 100 yds think of the racket the neighbours hear from their backyard. So before we get complaints ......... she's got to go. Very loveable but cannot be trusted. As I was brought up in a house full of geyhounds I realise that some - just like humans - just don't get it. So before we get PTSD it's goodbye Sammy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Goodnight and Good Moaning :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 517 ✭✭✭rich.d.berry


    Fair play Spread for making the effort with rescue dogs. Hopefully she will be found another good home where she can be rehabilitated, though the prognosis, from what I've read, does not seem good.

    I must confess that I did not know what the initials PTSD stood for but Wikipedia came to my rescue.


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