Shagging your cousin?

AckwelFoley · 08-08-2009 4:12pm #1

I ws watching the Godfather part 3 last night.. and next thing Andy Garcia's character in it starts kissing his cousin and im going to presume he went balls deep..

Now i know in places like longford and donegal and louth this would be considered nothing out of the norm, but personally im not excited by the idea.. particularly because most of my cousins are guys...

I do know a guy whos parents are first cousins.. he seems pretty normal.. but im wondering if you'd do it.

My name is URL · 08-08-2009 4:15pm

I have a 2nd cousin who I hardly ever see, she's mega hot but I dunno if I could

actually, yes I could

Fajitas! · 08-08-2009 4:16pm

No, I wouldn't... Family is family :-/

I do know a lad that was kissing around with his cousin though... They didn't know they were cousins at the time. Yick. Prime piss-taking material.

TPD · 08-08-2009 4:17pm

snyper wrote: »

I ws watching the Godfather part 3 last night.. and next thing Andy Garcia's character in it starts kissing his cousin and im going to presume he went balls deep..

Now i know in places like longford and donegal this would be considered nothing out of the norm, but personally im not excited by the idea.. particularly because most of my cousins are guys...

I do know a guy whos parents are first cousins.. he seems pretty normal.. but im wondering if you'd do it.

Oi!

AckwelFoley · 08-08-2009 4:18pm

My name is URL wrote: »

I have a 2nd cousin who I hardly ever see, she's mega hot but I dunno if I could

actually, yes I could

well if shes as hot as you say.. id shag her.

K4t · 08-08-2009 4:18pm

The rule for me has always been; First cousin no, second cousin no problem. There's enough distance.

kwestfan08 · 08-08-2009 4:18pm

Ah incest. A game the whole family can enjoy.

Super-Rush · 08-08-2009 4:19pm

Two of my second cousins are fit as feck and yes i would

again

AckwelFoley · 08-08-2009 4:19pm

K4t wrote: »

The rule for me has always been; First cousin no, second cousin no problem. There's enough distance.

Apparently offspring from second cousins have a higher chance of having a birth defect, like red hair or something worse

My name is URL · 08-08-2009 4:19pm

K4t wrote: »

The rule for me has always been; First cousin no, second cousin no problem. There's enough distance.

afaik, there's more chance of a 2nd or 3rd cousin couple having kids with genetic problems than there is for 1st cousins

Charles Darwin married his 1st cousin!

Schism · 08-08-2009 4:20pm

They say once you go past 1st cousins you're as safe as being with a completely unrelated stranger.

'They' say a lot of things though. Eitherways it's a big fat no*

*unless she's hot

mikom · 08-08-2009 4:22pm

Like the traveller said when asking for a divorce............ Im sorry, this isn't working out, but sure we can still be cousins..

Kradock · 08-08-2009 4:27pm

My name is URL wrote: »

afaik, there's more chance of a 2nd or 3rd cousin couple having kids with genetic problems than there is for 1st cousins

Charles Darwin married his 1st cousin!

Yeah , he also thought we are descended from apes

ctrl-alt-delete · 08-08-2009 4:27pm

snyper wrote: »

Apparently offspring from second cousins have a higher chance of having a birth defect, like red hair or something worse

Something worse than red hair? :eek:

AckwelFoley · 08-08-2009 4:29pm

ctrl-alt-delete wrote: »

Something worse than red hair? :eek:

Aids?

Shane St. · 08-08-2009 4:29pm

No no no

Lollipops23 · 08-08-2009 4:31pm

i was brought up like siblings with my cousins so NO!!!most of us are close; one of em is now living next door to me:D

so no,the idea grosses me out.you shouldn't share grandparents with your OH.

indough · 08-08-2009 4:33pm

Kradock wrote: »

Yeah , he also thought we are descended from apes

no he didnt, he thought we shared common ancestry with modern apes (which we do)

markok84 · 08-08-2009 4:35pm

I won't live in a town that robs men of the right to marry their cousins

Kradock · 08-08-2009 4:38pm

indough wrote: »

no he didnt, he thought we shared common ancestry with modern apes (which we do)

Fair enough , he still married his first cousin :eek:

NewApproach · 08-08-2009 4:39pm

Sheikh Mohammed, ruler of Dubai, is married to his first cousin and they have 14 kids!!! :eek:

Kradock · 08-08-2009 4:41pm

Grandmother , Aunt , First cousin , :eek:

InkSlinger67 · 08-08-2009 4:43pm

Even the thought of sleeping with a cousin would lead me to setup camp for days in my shower akin to The Crying Game

*Sticks fingers in ears*

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

That_Guy · 08-08-2009 4:43pm

If it worked for Pride and Prejudice it'll work for me.

ChocolateSauce · 08-08-2009 4:49pm

I don't see the problem. And "because she's your cousin" is not a reason.

Tar.Aldarion · 08-08-2009 5:00pm

Of course I'd keep it in the family and partake in wincest.

Snowie · 08-08-2009 5:00pm

I'd sleep with some of my cousins well there my 2nd cousins there all scouse minx's

Local-womanizer · 08-08-2009 5:06pm

If you cant keep it in your pants keep it in the family!

Btw,I wouldent,and Iam from Donegal;)

Zulu · 08-08-2009 5:06pm

snyper wrote: »

...
Now i know in places like longford and donegal and louth this would be considered nothing out of the norm, but personally im not excited by the idea.. particularly because most of my cousins are guys...

Hold up, location: "Athlone"?

I call shennagans: you've already knobbed half your cousins.

Tea_Bag · 08-08-2009 5:09pm

snyper wrote: »

I do know a guy whos parents are first cousins.. he seems pretty normal..

snyper wrote: »

Apparently offspring from second cousins have a higher chance of having a birth defect, like red hair

seriously, are you the funniest man alive?:pac:

bythewoods · 08-08-2009 5:23pm

I know a girl who as we speak is more than likely gettin' it from her 2nd cousin.

They hooked up a while ago unawares that they were related, but found out after a few weeks about the whole 2nd cousin thing and yet are STILL at it.

Wouldn't be my thing to be honest, but each to their own...

Slumlion · 08-08-2009 5:28pm

Tea_Bag wrote: »

seriously, are you the funniest man alive?:pac:

hes the funniest athlone knacker alive(funniest looking that is)

MagicMarker · 08-08-2009 5:30pm

Don't think I could do the deed, but for a hot one I'd have many a **** in their honour.

Prof.Badass · 08-08-2009 5:58pm

My name is URL wrote: »

Charles Darwin married his 1st cousin!

Yes, and one of his children had some sort of defect. He didn't realise till years later that marrying his cousin probably caused it.

Orla K · 08-08-2009 6:07pm

No, just no, they're like brothers that don't try to piss me off.

I do know someone who was with more than one of her cousins. One was her first shag too and to make it worse it was the back of a van, a quickie and he was engaged! Thankfully she's calmed down now. Also I've just remembered she was about 14/15 and he was in his 20's. It was just wrong on so many levels.

Diabhal Beag · 08-08-2009 6:15pm

I think that wondering about incest is a defeatist attitude. There are several billion people out there and not just your cousins. Just go out and enjoy yourself but if incest is your thing, and is not infringing on somebody else, then its alright provided pregnancy does not come after.

Interceptor · 08-08-2009 6:24pm

Roll your own.

'c

inforfun · 08-08-2009 6:25pm

Would not hesitate for 1 second to do one of my cousins

*Maybe I should add that she is adopted...*

Demonique · 08-08-2009 6:38pm

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Of course I'd keep it in the family and partake in wincest.

Is that a Supernatural quote? Heh, fans of that show do seem to like their brother-****ing and writing ****ty fanfiction about it too!

Amalgam · 08-08-2009 6:49pm

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Of course I'd keep it in the family and partake in wincest.

I'm a Unix.

(yes, ok, stop pushing, I know where my coat is..)

stainluss · 08-08-2009 6:51pm

snyper wrote: »

Apparently offspring from second cousins have a higher chance of having a birth defect, like red hair or something worse

Like hoop earrings and learning disabilities?:P

tootyflutty · 08-08-2009 6:51pm

A family near where I live are two first cousins married, and have 6 kids, 4 of them are disabled. Now if that doesn't put you off what does?
Just no. Never. Ew. No.

indough · 08-08-2009 6:53pm

youd think theyd stop having kids

My name is URL · 08-08-2009 6:58pm

tootyflutty wrote: »

A family near where I live are two first cousins married, and have 6 kids, 4 of them are disabled. Now if that doesn't put you off what does?
Just no. Never. Ew. No.

I thought the thread was only about shagging them

if it involves raising a shortbus full of hillbillies, I'm out

Call Me Jimmy · 08-08-2009 7:02pm

Exactly. It's like asking would ye ride a roiiide and then saying are you ready to be a father?

dlofnep · 08-08-2009 7:11pm

tootyflutty wrote: »

A family near where I live are two first cousins married, and have 6 kids, 4 of them are disabled. Now if that doesn't put you off what does?
Just no. Never. Ew. No.

Yeah but, 2 are working just fine..

Ever such the pessimist!

illiop · 08-08-2009 7:13pm

no I wouldn't...but then none of mine are remotley attractive so who knows? I do have a friend from Cavan though and we were slaggin' her once, someone goes "You all marry you're cousins up there, don't you?" and my very riled friend replies "No we don't! That's just my uncle!"

sexmag · 08-08-2009 7:13pm

Orla K wrote: »

No, just no, they're like brothers that don't try to piss me off.

I do know someone who was with more than one of her cousins. One was her first shag too and to make it worse it was the back of a van, a quickie and he was engaged! Thankfully she's calmed down now. Also I've just remembered she was about 14/15 and he was in his 20's. It was just wrong on so many levels.

Please introduce me to this chick..:D

stovelid · 08-08-2009 7:15pm

snyper wrote: »

Apparently offspring from second cousins have a higher chance of having a birth defect, like red hair or something worse

In the words of the bard: up the mucker; no babies.

I snogged my cousin when I was pretty young. Had never met her before and she was hot.

AckwelFoley · 08-08-2009 7:45pm

Slumlion wrote: »

hes the funniest athlone knacker alive(funniest looking that is)

touched on a raw nerve did we.

fancy yer cousin..

Orla K · 08-08-2009 7:53pm

sexmag wrote: »

Please introduce me to this chick..:D

You'd regret you said that if I did.

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