Most unhealthy breakfast you've had?

Lionel Messy · 29-04-2012 6:23am #1

Its 20 past 6 in the am and if i could have a vindaloo now, i would. My most unhealthy breakfast is nothing sexy, it was probably a beef curry from the micro.

blackdog2 · 29-04-2012 6:44am

Mine would have to be a 4x4 from the flying pan in Hong Kong. A place so greasy that my shirt yellowed and I smelt like rasher for 2 weeks after

echo.lima · 29-04-2012 10:49pm

Mine would probably be a big fry up,a few slices of toast drenched in real butter and a few beers...

and i'm only 21.. luckily I burn it off

Whispered · 01-05-2012 11:29am

We were away and had a problem with our bank cards. So we had very little cash for the first 2 days and by the time the bank unlocked our cards we were starving. We finally ate properly on the 3'rd morning at about 11.30.

My brekkie was a veggie burger, chips, portion of coleslaw, a bread roll, vanilla milkshake, 2 cups of coffee and a bottle of coke.

My husbands..... a quarter pounder, chips, tuna cheese melt roll, chicken dippers, coleslaw, bread and a beer.

We both slept for half the day after it.

saintsaltynuts · 01-05-2012 11:35am

Large Wetherspoons breakfast 2 eggs,2 sausages,3 hash browns,2 rashers,black pudding,tomato,beans and toast all washed down with 3 pints of John Smith's bitter.Yes.

mongdesade · 01-05-2012 3:21pm

Microwaved Mexican taco from the night before, breakfast beer & a roll-up

uch · 03-05-2012 3:51pm

I had two Weetabix once,, Horrid

cynder · 03-05-2012 3:55pm

Ice cream and taytoes

Mr. Presentable · 03-05-2012 3:58pm

Orange juice and bran flakes. Had the shizz all day

leggit · 03-05-2012 4:00pm

2 Chicken Shish Kebabs From Zaytoon..... and the chips! Washed down with 2 cans of coke!

Conall Cernach · 03-05-2012 4:02pm

Cold curry from a Chinese with a skin on top.

donegal_man · 03-05-2012 4:11pm

A 'breakfast' pizza, basically pizza with bacon, sausage and chopped egg washed down with warm beer

Sleepy · 03-05-2012 4:13pm

Most likely one at a festival: a warm beer and a smoke.

NS77 · 03-05-2012 4:20pm

The Gut Buster at the Market Diner, Brighton...hmmmm!
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Lionel Messy · 07-05-2012 6:20pm

mongdesade wrote: »

Microwaved Mexican taco from the night before, breakfast beer & a roll-up

If your still alive, i'm telling you rule, brother.

uch · 10-05-2012 2:35pm

Woke up face down in a plate of Chicken Balls and curry sauce once, me sh1te was I wasting good Chicken Balls so I had them cold for Breakfast.

grindle · 11-05-2012 1:58pm

A bottle of Buckfast, a yoke and a joint...
Oh, to be 21 again.

Gillo · 11-05-2012 2:04pm

Microwaved Chinese from the night before.

I did have a yoke & a milky way washed down with warm beer at six am but considering I hadn't slept I have to rule that out. The worrying thing is; what possessed me to bring a bag of Milky Ways to a rave in the arse end of Wicklow????
Christ I wish I was twenty one again

Mr. CooL ICE · 11-05-2012 6:56pm

I once made a breakfast lasagne. It served 8 people and cured their stomachs. Headaches still remained, so next time I might crush a panadol in there too

admiralofthefleet · 12-05-2012 11:41pm

a chicken tikka masala and keema naan bread that id fell asleep eating. years ago now

BIG BAD JOHN · 07-06-2012 10:24am

It's hard to get past an Ulster fry - heart attack on a plate as the cliche says.

demanufactured · 20-06-2012 12:37am

A mars ice cream

gypsy_rose · 20-06-2012 12:44am

Cocktail sausages and jam doughnuts. What a perfect day.

TwoShedsJackson · 21-06-2012 2:57pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18490459

8 eggs, 12 rashers, 12 sausages, potatoes, hash browns, mushrooms, beans, 12 slices of bread.

6000 calories, weighs 9 lbs.

Haven't had it, might try it if hadn't eaten in a couple of days.

echo.lima · 22-06-2012 1:33am

TwoShedsJackson wrote: »

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18490459

8 eggs, 12 rashers, 12 sausages, potatoes, hash browns, mushrooms, beans, 12 slices of bread.

6000 calories, weighs 9 lbs.

Haven't had it, might try it if hadn't eaten in a couple of days.

Fuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhcckkk now that is some serious man v food territory right

BIG BAD JOHN · 22-06-2012 1:17pm

The bit I like best is when the owner of Jesters Diner says - 'Some people have asked why we don't serve tea or coffee with the breakfast. But these drinks contain caffeine which is very bad for you so we chose not to include them in the deal.'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...6-minutes.html

Mairzydoats · 22-06-2012 1:21pm

I had a can of Tyskie for breakfast every day for the last 2 weeks! Does that count?

uch · 22-06-2012 3:52pm

Mairzydoats wrote: »

I had a can of Tyskie for breakfast every day for the last 2 weeks! Does that count?

Thats a Continental Breakfast!

Degsy · 23-06-2012 12:15pm

12 cans of beer,half a bottle of jack and some cold spit-roasted pig that had been sitting in my garden all night.

CodyJarrett · 25-06-2012 12:55am

Half a Tesco (reduced price) iced lemon strawberry sponge cake, two packets of ready salted crisps, washed down with flat Club Orange.

I_smell_fear · 25-06-2012 6:22pm

Went through a phase of having this every morning during one college year for about 4 months:

3 waffles
4 rashers
1/4 tin of beans
2 fried eggs

All in between 2 pieces of toast with ketchup and salt. It was a defining time in my life.

Merkin · 25-06-2012 7:22pm

Probably a bong and a beer - oh to be a stewdent again!

Kerikosan · 25-06-2012 9:52pm

Either a full on fry up from one of the breakfast joints in town or else its gotta be the day i came home drunk with Taco fries and fell asleep on the couch. woke up the next day and eat them cold.. Eugh

Lion Tamer · 05-07-2012 9:00am

Poo sandwich.

Scioch · 13-07-2012 8:04pm

Left over Abrakebabra taco.

Micky Dolenz · 14-07-2012 5:35pm

Half a bottle of Jameson

madma · 15-07-2012 2:24am

back in the mad days / young days.. several cans of dutch gold if goin on the session haha

LoYL · 16-07-2012 5:29pm

These would make excellent epitaphs.

threein99 · 16-07-2012 7:47pm

Kebab left over from the night before

geneyuss · 16-07-2012 8:20pm

Merkin wrote: »

Probably a bong and a beer - oh to be a stewdent again!

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Gloomtastic! · 16-07-2012 8:53pm

grindle wrote: »

A bottle of Buckfast, a yoke and a joint...
Oh, to be 21 again.

Excuse my ignorance, what's a yoke?

Scioch · 16-07-2012 9:12pm

Gloomtastic! wrote: »

Excuse my ignorance, what's a yoke?

* X, E, or XTC
* Adam
* Beans
* Candy
* Dancing Shoes
* Disco Biscuits
* Doves
* E-bomb
* Egg Rolls
* Happy Pill
* Hug Drug
* Love Drug
* Malcolm (or Malcolm X)
* Scooby Snacks
* Smartees
* Sweets
* Skittles
* Thizz
* Vitamin E or Vitamin X
* Vowels

Also known as Ecstasy.

Gloomtastic! · 16-07-2012 9:31pm

LordSmeg wrote: »

Also known as Ecstasy.

Never done them, I've led a very sheltered life.

threein99 · 17-07-2012 1:57pm

LordSmeg wrote: »

* X, E, or XTC
* Adam
* Beans
* Candy
* Dancing Shoes
* Disco Biscuits
* Doves
* E-bomb
* Egg Rolls
* Happy Pill
* Hug Drug
* Love Drug
* Malcolm (or Malcolm X)
* Scooby Snacks
* Smartees
* Sweets
* Skittles
* Thizz
* Vitamin E or Vitamin X
* Vowels

Also known as Ecstasy.

Could you be more specific ?

DUBACC · 17-07-2012 2:07pm

leggit wrote: »

2 Chicken Shish Kebabs From Zaytoon..... and the chips! Washed down with 2 cans of coke!

Respect! :cool:

I can only manage one of those, even after a rake of pints!

DUBACC · 17-07-2012 2:12pm

There was a cafe in Galway that we went to after a stag. Just off Shop Street i think it was. We each asked for a full irish and got the most disgustingly delicious fry-up ever! The plate was piled high with all kinds of everything with the last few items floating in a pool of grease at the end. Proper mug of tea too in the kind of cup you would find at the back of your granny's cupboard (the type that takes two standard size cups).

I think we had to keep punching our chests afterwards to keep our hearts beating!

W0bble5 · 26-07-2012 11:45pm

A warm flat can of dutch gold and a joint. The college breakfast of champions.

Dave_The_Sheep · 25-08-2012 12:02am

My normal Friday-Work breakfast consists of ... a three hash brown, pudding and runny-fried-egg sandwich. It's not the worst I've had, but it's by far the worst on a regular basis. Three Fridays in four.

Tool_ · 27-08-2012 8:06pm

A rake of cans on the way to a match. Comes on you fairly quickly first thing in the morning.:)

27-08-2012 8:10pm

Breakfast pizza.

BIG BAD JOHN · 26-09-2012 6:55am

I had a delicious Ulster fry yesterday morning (round about 5,000 calories at a conservative estimate) and then paid for it last night - awake from 2pm, hiccuping and manufacturing loads of stomach acid.
I'll be mainlining on lansoprazole today.

Most unhealthy breakfast you've had?

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