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  • 31-05-2011 1:01am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22


    Has anybody tried this site and been successful? Come on, be honest..

    I'm insecure about putting my pic up - I have a reputation to keep. I noticed a lot of people don't give one damn. What if their mates seen they were looking for a quick ride? Anyway, I came across this bird (24) with two kids. She's not into intimate encounters straight away so I'm thinking about hanging in there for a while and tell her how much I love children - yay or nay? I heard this was the best site for meeting "interesting" people - anyone with experience?


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Edited - because I was in the wrong.
    Thought this was spam and it ain't. The man has concerns and seeks help.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭LighterGuy


    POF just like any other site is crap.
    Of course, depending on what gender you are:

    Woman:
    - loads of mails.
    - feel pretty and wanted (even tho most guys are looking for a shag)
    - get ego boost

    guys:
    - mail alot of women.
    - receieve alot of unreplied mails.
    - be told to "be creative in your mails!" :rolleyes: (dont get me started on that one)
    - be just another guy in a ocean full of guys trying to get with a pond full of women.


  • Registered Users Posts: 415 ✭✭greenybaby


    Aren't you the dude that started a thread about not being able to get your hole :confused:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    I've gotten a few rides off it, to be fair none of them were fantastic but in desperate times...

    I wouldn't "date" anyone off it thats for sure.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    I know we haven't known each other long but I really think I hate you.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭LighterGuy


    FearDark wrote: »
    I've gotten a few rides off it, to be fair none of them were fantastic but in desperate times...

    I wouldn't "date" anyone off it thats for sure.


    Or how about:

    "In times of war, desperate times call for desperate measures.....
    But when its some geezer horny down the local "My standing pr*ck has no conscience"


    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,728 ✭✭✭dilallio


    OP - If you want a sure thing, you are guaranteed to pick up something on this dating site

    http://www.stdfriends.com/

    For the guy (or girl) who has 'everything'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    just seeing if this made it before the lock

    edit: It did, poast count+1 \o/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭LighterGuy


    dilallio wrote: »
    OP - If you want a sure thing, you are guaranteed to pick up something on this dating site

    http://www.stdfriends.com/

    For the guy (or girl) who has 'everything'


    You've just freaked me out. Not in a bad way ... but in a ... holy f**k way.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,000 ✭✭✭spinandscribble


    - be told to "be creative in your mails!" :rolleyes: (dont get me started on that one)
    [/QUOTE]


    :confused: Never been on a dating site but if someone's mails bore you, why would you try to coach them into being witty/creative?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22 Gib0ns


    Quick....tell me what age kids start to talk....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Gib0ns wrote: »
    Quick....tell me what age kids start to talk....

    confer


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22 Gib0ns


    Biggins wrote: »
    Don't feed it people!

    you should be helpin a brother out


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,794 ✭✭✭Squall Leonhart


    dilallio wrote: »
    OP - If you want a sure thing, you are guaranteed to pick up something on this dating site

    http://www.stdfriends.com/

    For the guy (or girl) who has 'everything'

    Ha ha ha, I actually thought you'd made up that URL, I had to check it out to believe it...! :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Gibons --> itsnotbig


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Ha ha ha, I actually thought you'd made up that URL, I had to check it out to believe it...! :)

    Google it. THere's loads of them :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,880 ✭✭✭✭PTH2009


    Never got a reply off this site. I must be an some ugly, unintresting guy lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22 Gib0ns


    PTH2009 wrote: »
    Never got a reply off this site. I must be an some ugly, unintresting Bolexe lol

    post link to ur account - we'll tell you what ur doing wrong


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Why is there no mod here tonight?


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    PTH2009 wrote: »
    Never got a reply off this site. I must be an some ugly, unintresting Bolexe lol

    Maybe, maybe not but you could do with brushing up on your grammar. ;)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Biggins wrote: »
    Why is there no mod here tonight?

    Shhhhhh. We can do what we want......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Biggins wrote: »
    Why is there no mod here tonight?

    gibons *prepared well*
    murdered him
    before posting


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Saila wrote: »
    gibons *prepared well*
    murdered him
    before posting

    Must have smothered them to death in his brain-dead spam schite. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Ah i used this site once! Very disappointing. Couldnt help me with my home-aquarium :(


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Kojak wrote: »
    Shhhhhh. We can do what we want......

    Cool. Get the cards out, we can play strip-poker once we get a few lassies!
    All we need is a real decent site to get them from! Not the OP's crap!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22 Gib0ns


    Biggins wrote: »
    Cool. Get the cards out, we can play strip-poker once we get a few lassies!
    All we need is a real decent site to get them from! Not the OP's crap!

    How about this one?

    http://www.gaire.com/e/c/details.asp?aid=126642


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Biggins wrote: »
    Why is there no mod here tonight?

    They heard that they could loose their virginity on PlentyOfFish and they're all on it now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 458 ✭✭Boxoffrogs


    FearDark wrote: »
    I've gotten a few rides off it, to be fair none of them were fantastic but in desperate times...

    I wouldn't "date" anyone off it thats for sure.

    And yet, you were on there yourself.......


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    No mods... Cool! LOL

    Durty joke time...

    How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
    He forgot to wrap his whopper.

    If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?


    A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm.
    He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"

    Why does a squirrle swim on its back?
    To keep its nuts dry

    What do you call a lesbian dinosaur
    A lickalotopis


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Fremen


    Biggins wrote: »
    Cool. Get the cards out, we can play strip-poker once we get a few lassies!

    Let's be realistic. Best we can hope for here is a few guys tucking it between their legs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    wasnt this locked -

    anyway another bad joke -

    guy walks home drunk with a sheep under his arm, get to his bed and wife goes "what are you doing?"

    guy goes "this is the cow ive been sleeping with for the past 2 years"

    Wife then says" thats a sheep"

    Guy: "I was talking to the sheep!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    *sneaks in*


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Fremen wrote: »
    Let's be realistic. Best we can hope for here is a few guys tucking it between their legs.

    You been to Thailand haven't you...?
    You on, you can admit it. We won't make fun of you.

    ...Well not really! :D

    Just a bit! :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Fremen


    Did you hear what William did?

    He Shatner.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Fremen wrote: »
    Did you hear what William did?

    He Shatner.

    Ooo GAWD!!! :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,912 ✭✭✭HellFireClub


    Osama Bin Laden, Enda Kenny and Larry Murphy find themselves sitting together at a bar...

    Can anyone knock a joke out of this?!? :confused::confused::confused:


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Did someone just unlock this thread again?

    For some reason, the story of Pandora's box comes to mind....


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Kojak wrote: »
    Did someone just unlock this thread again?

    For some reason, the story of Pandora's box comes to mind....

    My fault. I though it was spam and reported it.
    And rightly it was pointed out, it wasn't.

    Anyway, back to the jokes...

    I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, Thyroid problem?

    When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.

    I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.

    I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder.

    Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said - 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way.

    Sex is like a game of bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Kojak wrote: »
    for some reason pandoras box comes to mind....

    her wha?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Back on topic please.

    I had a profile on POF before but apparently a FAS safepass, a love of Bovril and a subscription to Irelands Own was too much to ask of any woman.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Saila wrote: »
    her wha?

    See: The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole
    He wants to play with Pandoras box!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Biggins wrote: »
    See: The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole
    He want to play with Pandoras box!

    I implore ya.
    Don't ignore me.

    Back on topic.


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Saila wrote: »
    her wha?

    Her box. The story goes that Pandora was given the box by the auld fella and told not to open it. But, being the stupid idiot taht she was, she went and opened it and let out all the disease, famine etc. into the world. She closed it in time so as to keep hope inside.

    I'm guessing that's what you meant, not some inappropiate methaphor...


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    super-rush wrote: »
    I implore ya.
    Don't ignore me.

    Back on topic.

    Appologies. Posted that while you were posting yours. :D
    Me so sorrweee. :D

    I'll behave. I know... miracles!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Biggins wrote: »
    See: The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole
    He wants to play with Pandoras box!

    I not only wept, I howled and hooted and had to get up and walk around the room and wipe my eyes so that I could go on reading


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Osama Bin Laden, Enda Kenny and Larry Murphy find themselves sitting together at a bar...

    Can anyone knock a joke out of this?!? :confused::confused::confused:

    A terrorist a politician and a rapist walked into a bar and said ouch!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush




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